#incorrect quotes the hulk

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?

Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bruce: Well, do you?

Tony:

Tony: Yeah, hang on.

[marvel-payformytherapy]

Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."

Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."

Thor: "And if that fails?"

Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."

[eatlembasbread]

Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

[nam-ski]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it clap your hands

Avengers: [clap clap]

Tony: If you’re depressed and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.

Avengers: [clap clap]

Fury: I didn’t get paid enough for this shit.

[floilee]

Loki: I have an army!

Kate: We have Yelena!

Loki: You didn't mean the "Hulk"?

Bruce: Oh no, believe it, the big guy is scared to death of her.

Loki:

Natasha holding tears: I'm so proud of my little sister!

[westannatasharomanoff]

Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?

Natasha: Yes, of course.

Bruce: *takes fries*

Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?

Bruce: Absolutely not. 

Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!

Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.

Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?

[babygirl-diaz]

Tommy: What's this? Buck: Open it Tommy, chuckling: You got me a Hulk plushie? Buck: I know how much you like him and I saw it at the store and thought of you. I mean you don't have to take it if it's too weird. It's a silly gift anyw- Tommy, kissing him: Evan, it's perfect Buck: You like it? Tommy, hugging the plushie close: I love it and you'll have to take it away from my cold dead hands.

[headcanonthings]

Thor: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven! Bruce: That’s ... that’s not good

[fandomnerd9602]

Loki: ever been smashed by a Hulk?

Y/N: oh yeah

Loki: it’s the worst isn’t it?

Y/N: worst? It’s the best!

Jennifer walks in…

Jennifer: hey babe wanna smash? (Winks)

Y/N: oh yeah

Jennifer picks up Y/N and walks away…

Loki:

For @konstantin609

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bruce: Tony isn't talking to me. Steve: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[yourmyfavoriteperson]

Bruce: Tony what are you doing?

Tony: I need to search that thing

Bruce: What "thing" are you gonna search Tony?

Peter: *Appears out of nowhere* Hi Mr Stark and Mr Bruce

Tony: Ahh here it is

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?

Carol: Totally!

Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”

Jennifer: And what did you say?

Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”

Jennifer:

Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.

[marvel-payformytherapy]

Loki: "I am burdened with glorious purpose."

Tony Stark: "Yeah, well, I'm burdened with paying off the damages from your last 'glorious purpose' stunt."

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Your psychic powers are triggered by anger and fear.

April: Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing.

[nam-ski]

Avengers mottos

Natasha: talking is silver, murder is gold

Thor: A pop tart a day keeps you happy anyway

Tony: They say nobody is perfect but here I am

Steve: LANGUAGE

Clint: Work is fun, but eight hours fun a day I simply can’t stand.

Bucky: If violence doesn’t help you didn’t did enough.

Bruce: be angry

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tony: Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision. Steve: … Steve: No. Bruce: I mean, he’s technically not wrong.