#italian barty crouch jr

[reignmaefall]

Dorcas: lying face down in Barty's bed complaining about Marlene

Pandora: lying face down on Evans bed complaining about Emmeline

Regulus: lying face down on his bed whining about James

Evan: *sitting on Barty's lap* gay people amiright

Barty: totally, anyway, mio bello*-

*my beautiful

[stargazingtranquility]

Harry knows a lot of languages, in theory, but he’s only fluent in English like;

He can completely understands Punjabi because that’s the Potters’ native language but he can’t quite grasp speaking it. He picks up French terms of endearments/cuss words from Regulus and Sirius. He knows welsh cuss words as well as philosophical translations because of Remus. He can playfully imitate Italian pick up lines because of Barty. He knows to hide when he hears Swahili because Dorcas only reverts back to it when she’s completely pissed at someone. But everyone around him speaks English the majority of the time, so that’s what he speaks.

Then he gets to Hogwarts and meets Draco Malfoy who can hold a conversation in just about any language someone speaks to him in and fuck, Harry never thought that French was romantic. He’s never seen Punjabi as alluring before. He didn’t consider Italian as attractive.

He spends the summer begging members of his family to teach him more of their languages so he can go back and prove to Draco that he is stupid in more than one language.

[saturnsconstellation]

I headcanon Barty as Italian, so he can’t pronounce the “th” sound because in Italy that just doesn’t exist.

Barty *visibly mad*: Evan! Where is te…

Evan *struggling not to laugh*: te?

Barty: yes! te towel! Where is it?

Evan *wheezing*: te?! Don’t you mean ‘the’?

Barty: ahhhh che cazzo! Yes! Te! Now where is-!?

Evan: *fully cackling on the floor*

[k-llforme]

I'll tell you.

I have never truly seen a more fitting character to be headcanon-ed as Italian than Barty Crouch Jr.

(And I'm Italian, bro)

[infinitewolfstarr]

Italian Barty Crouch jr just feels right to me idk

[daliyla]

Little fun fact.

In Italy horns and antlers (corna) have a second meaning. Someone is a "cornuto" (=with antlers) if they got cheated on. Cheating on is commonly said "mettere le corna a qualcuno" (put the antlers on someone). I'm not sure why, I think it comes from the myth of the Minotaur (y'know, cause the Pasifae cheated on her husband and the product of it was a child with horns).

This to say that Italian Barty DEFINITELY took the piss off James for this more than once.

Like, James wearing fake antlers for Halloween or something and Barty fucking roaring with laughters

[gasolinehornet]

Slytherin skittles around a campfire one random night, telling scary stories:

Barty: so one evening, right before dinner. I walk down to the kitchen. All the house elves are making their food, and it's quiet. But, one of the elves, in the furthest corner. Sitting by a pot; boiling water and holding some spaghetti.. The silence is suddenly broken.. By the house elf braking the spaghetti!!

Regulus:

Dorcas:😐

Pandora: *gasps as if she's horrified*

Evan: these stories are meant to be scary, barty.

Barty: THEY BROKE THE FUCKING SPAGHE-

[your-girl-noni]

Barty is Italian or at least of Italian descent. He's 3/4 Italian from an Italian mother and a half Italian father. Evan is French. His family moved to Britain yet still visited france every so often. Evan also brings things from France for his friends cause I said so. They also called each other pet names in their native language. They both thought the other was insulting them for a while. Regulus who's fluent in both languages just hides his smile till he got tired of their flirting and exposed them.

[yours-truly-henry-jekyll]

Dead Gay Wizards Headcanons. Part 1: Barty Crouch Jr

First of all, to hell with JKR. All my friends hate JKR. Our fandom is a diverse and tolerant place for Merlin's sake.

1. Intellectually precocious (learnt to read when he was about 3 years old), reads everything he can lay his hands on, so naturally very dirty-minded since much earlier than anyone else. Besides both lit and science are perfect for secretly name calling everyone around

2. As a child had to learn to play some classy musical instrument (I am not settled on violin vs piano yet). Still salty about not getting to play the guitar

3. Probably has impostor syndrome and completely ruined self-confidence because of his father's attitude towards him

4. Was actually all prim-and-proper until like year 4 or 5 of Hogwarts then snapped so hard the hell broke loose and we got the human catastrophe we know him to be. Still kind of apprehensive with swear words as he thinks he can possibly be overheard

5. "Help you with homework? Maybe I could, but bold of you to assume that I remember what the hell was our assignment"

6. Kins Mick Travis and Amadeus as in rock opera( I am more than sure he called Regulus or Snape "his Salieri" at least once) also maaaybe both Paul Jr and Florence Dombey from "Dombey and son"

7. Did a shit ton of insane, dangerous and questionable things purely on a bet or out of spite. Also greatly extended the list of things forbidden in Hogwarts because everything not explicitly forbidden is technically allowed and Barty would use every loophole to do crazy shit and go scot-free

8. Needs glasses (eyesight deteriorated because of too much studying) but he would rather subject himself to crucio or killing curse than admit he needs them. Why? Cause glasses for him are a part of the "prim-and-proper, people-pleasing golden child" image he wants to utterly demolish

9. Last but VERY not least. I do not really get the Italian headcanon for my bbg. Like where did it even come from? I personally ever since getting a bit more in Marauders fandom hc'ed him as being of East Asian (and more specifically Chinese) descent.

The whole thing with emotional negligence mixed with academic pressure, some really glorious study results and screwed mental health just screams so called "tiger parenting" to me (source: personal experience with author's own Asian family). And OK, not to go fully against the already established fanon he still has some Italian roots as "the family legend". And because of the films I also think he has some Scottish ancestry

[tess-from-neverland]

Say whatever you want, but Barty would absolutely sing "Angela" to Evan

[acciugaletueprimule]

Barty and his mamma dancing Apri quell’ombrello by Romina Power or Nessuno by Mina barefoot in the kitchen, during the summer break

[reignmaefall]

Barty had a mullet. Like shaggy layered and long in the back. But he didn't do it to piss off his father. He did it because he genuinely wanted it. He dyed a bit of his hair green, not just because it'd piss his father off but because he genuinely wanted to.

Let's talk about Barty doing crazy/rebellious things, not just because his father would hate it but because it was something he actually wanted. His father being annoyed was just a bonus

[skullfragments]

soooo i've been real busy this past month and change working on this monster of a painting! it was originally for the GO Ref library study club but clearly took much longer than i anticipated😅

for those of you who don't recognize it, this is based on one of my favorite historical paintings, Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi. i love the Baroque period and this painting (as well as her other works) makes me insane. here it is Good Omens style so maybe all of you can be insane with me <3

"Aziraphale (and Crowley) Beheading the Metatron"

(non-bloody and non-glowy versions under the cut)

[saturnsconstellation]

Calling all artists of tumblr. Will someone PLEASE draw this as Barty Crouch Jr? Like the hawk nose and all? Cause OH MY GOD. Whoever headcanoned this man as Snape needs to consider him as Barty instead.

[k-llforme]

Barty Crouch Jr sometimes talked to himself in Italian and everyone was always curious about what he was saying.

He was cursing.

But he was talking to himself for such a long time!

Yeah no, when you start cursing sometimes it gets pretty long.

Barty: Porca la puttana troia. Maronna santa, che faccia de cazzo, dajeh! Tutta colpa di quei pezzi di merda. Maro'. Qua tra poco sparo un porcone.

Dorcas: What do you think he's muttering about?

Evan: No idea.

Regulus: Must be something pretty serious.

Pandora: Should we check on him?

PS. In Italy, outside of normal words and bad/swear words, there are the most blasphemous ones, Bestemmie, okay? Now, maybe people outside of this country would not even dare say them, but here, well it's another story. (still not everyone uses them)

All of this was just to say that Barty would bestemmiare. It's canon.

(I did not use them rn)

[infinitewolfstarr]

Alright I caved and posted chapter one of my first Rosekiller fic. Pre warning it will be toxic af so maybe don’t read it if that will upset you in any way! (Below is an update on Rosekiller dads if that’s more up your alley)

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(This is not the Rosekiller Dads one I was on about the other day as I plan to finish writing that and uploading it all at once as it’s a short ish fic!)