#james sirius and peter: WHAT!!

[moonybemine]

remus' chocolate addiction in fanon is hilarious to me. my headcanon is he actually hates chocolate but he's eating it by the pound hoping it will kill him because he's "kinda" a "dog"

all that happens is he gets a tummy ache and lays across james sirius and peter's laps and complains

[bethsvrse]

what is with this new wave of short ass drabbles with porn and zero plot what happened to yearning?? what happened to build up?? what happened to the character being absolutely down bad for reader?? what happened to the 10k words fics?? screaming crying and throwing up i miss it

[lunarlivs]

pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds

their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3

[wilmvandrr]

they're all icons I fear

[jjkyaoi]

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right��. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

[ttroubledwaters]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

Genuinely one of my favorite things about the maruaders fandom that is widely agreed upon:

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?

Everyone start milking the comedy potential, or I'll have to write it myself! This is a threat! There's enough angst in this fandom, we need more pure comedy fics!

[pommeauromarin]

Intimacy is the hottest thing you can write about, just so you know

[outromoony]

There's so much transphobia and sexism in this fandom, and your main issue is Sirius wearing a skirt?

[talesofmoony]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: i love remus with mobility aids. it makes me so happy to see actual rep of a character i love using them. whether it’s a cane, crutches, leg brace(s), literally anything! whenever i see art or read hcs or fics where he uses them, it warms my heart.

extra points if the marauders all carry around something with them in case he forgets (i.e. a knee brace, collapsible cane, etc.)

[prongss78]

boys dorm room

remus: have either of you noticed that pete's been missing a lot, recently?

sirius, who doesn't know how to cope w his feelings for remus: no? why are you paying so much attention to peter??

james, who has ALSO been missing a lot lately to secretly meet up with regulus: uh.. he's probably just busy...

remus: i think he's seeing someone

sirius: are you jealous? that he's seeing someone?

remus, giving sirius a weird look: what's your problem??

sirius: what's my problem??

james: haha, anyways, i've got to, uh, head out. i'll see you guys later!

*sirius and remus continue bickering as they head to the common room*

peter, who's hiding under james' invisibility cloak w gilderoy on his bed (who's looking rather smug): not a word.

gilderoy: so, you seeing anyone, petey?

peter, muttering under his breath: stick to the plan. stick to the plan...

[dobbysimp]

i’m aware this is my very personal niche and you won’t care BUT

Architect James who is known for being an engineer’s absolute NIGHTMARE because all his designs are planned from the aesthetics viewpoint not the construction one

Engineer Regulus who always found comfort in maths, and who loves a challenge so fine if nobody else at the company will work for this jackass he will- oh my GOD HE’S AN ACTUAL NIGHTMARE

“you need a column there”

“what? no that ruins the whole view”

“the ceiling caving in will ruin the view”

Incredibly rich (thanks Alphard) Artist Sirius that hires James to design an art gallery for him, also makes sure to pay james to lead the entirety of the construction so Sirius won’t need to be involved

ahem regulus not knowing he’s working for his estranged brother

also james and sirius having meetings, sirius who loves anything artistic adoring James’ designs, prongsfoot friendship my beloved

finaLLY James and Regulus find middle ground on a design james likes and regulus can actually confirm wont crumble to the ground, Sirius approves it and so starts the construction phase

contractor remus working w regulus and james on site, who is missing a construction worker. enter barty that wants to have a “humble” job just to piss off his politician dad. besides it’s a good workout reggie so how bad can it be?

supportive stay at home boyfriend Evan who, like Barty has enough money to not work but unlike Barty has no desire to sweat his day away, so he just visits from time to time to drop off baked goods for the crew (yes he bakes wonderful french pastries)

sirius absolutely will randomly visit the site bc he is bored and impatient, somehow always misses regulus but does meet remus. doesn’t mention the fact he is the owner of the building they’re working on and therefore his boss

food truck cook Peter who is friends with remus and always has him let him know what new project his crew is working on so he is always there on site for lunch time

meanwhile marketing genius Mary and graphic designer Marlene working w Sirius to promote the gallery. fellow artist lily getting mixed in bc her art will be displayed in the gallery too. photographer dorcas gets involved later on

[bethsvrse]

when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour

[remvs-black]

headcannon that remus knew how to stitch, sew, knit, and crochet, things he learned from hope who taught him as a way to pass time, especially during the long, lonely stretches when he was recovering from his transformations. remus took to it naturally, his slender and nimble fingers deftly threading needles and weaving yarn, finding it extremely therapeutic. when he arrived at hogwarts, it wasn’t long before the marauders discovered just how handy their moony was with a needle and thread. james, peter, and sirius would often come to him with torn robes, frayed hems, or missing buttons, but it was sirius' robes that remus especially paid attention to, sometimes he added subtle, personalized touches, like embroidering tiny stars or paw prints along the edges, just for sirius. sirius, of course, had more than enough gold to buy new robes whenever he wanted, but he loved wearing the ones remus had fixed and personalized. he’d wear them until they were practically falling apart and then when he did get new ones he'd ask remus to personalize them again ♡

[s-lorelei]

I can't defend the Marauders.

I don't care what anyone says, so Marauders apologists can go somewhere else.

They were all despicable. All of them. Even Lily.

She "defends" Severus and then turns right back around and calls him Snivellus, just because he called her a Mudblood out of anger at being hexxed and jinxed and having his mouth washed out with soap at the hands of James, all because he "existed."

Remus Lupin was a prefect at the time and what did he do? Sat there reading his book and did absolutely nothing. The entire reason he was a prefect was because Dumbledore thought he could control his friends a bit, but nope!

And the fact that Sirius had always told Harry how "great" James was. Bullshit. He was your bestie, ofc you'd lie and say he was awesome and did no wrong. Screw you, Sirius.

(This is just me being angry after reading "Snape's Worst Memory" again and being pissed for the umpteenth time)

[stareggie]

ah, yes, the marauders!

we’ve got:

- dad that definitely strutted

- million dollar mommy issues

- werewolf mcwerewolf

- pettigrew. pet that grew into a man.