#jegulily incorrect quotes

[saintchaser]

james: would you still love me if i was a worm

lily: i would put you in a jar and give you leaves to eat every day

regulus: i’d step on you.

[enbysiriusblack]

james: you're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me. so you're obviously my type

regulus and lily: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

james: perfect

[spikybanana]

Regulus: I trust James

Lily: Do you think he knows what he's doing?

Regulus:

Regulus: I wouldn't go that far-

[propussyslayer]

remus "oh i think im gay" lupin

sirius "no mate im not gay i am comfortable with my heterosexuality wait wdym remus is going on a date with a rawenclaw how dare after all we have been through what the hell james make him stop" black

[incorrectly-mischievous]

Sirius: lily is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Remus, under his breath: I wish…

Sirius: what was that?

Remus, loudly: I said “that bitch”

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

James : lifting weights Regulus: Wow… They’re so intense! Lily: I wonder what drives them. James , internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

[redadidassneakers]

Lily: I want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety, and the horrors

Regulus: and rage

Lily: oh yeah, and the rage

James: should I call a healer or…?

[not-rab]

welcome to the marauders fandom <3

[nubisecretplace]

Sirius: what is the most attractive thing about lily?

Regulus: physically?…her boyfriend

Sirius: *spits out coffee*

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

James “and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’” Potter

[that-bitch-kat3]

when i tell you that lily evans was MESSY!!! bro she was in everyone’s business! and good for her!

y’all don’t understand her like i do. she was a gossip!

[number1abbasupporter]

Lily: he’s mine

Regulus: no, he’s mine

Peter, sitting down at the table: what are they on about now?

Remus: they’re fighting over prongs

James, watching in awe:

Peter: they’re getting awfully close

Lily and Regulus: *starting to make out*

Peter: i think this might be the best day of prongs’ life

James, staring:

Remus: what an interesting development

[enbysiriusblack]

lily: can you pass me some wa'er?

regulus: it's water

james: transparent drinking fluid

[propussyslayer]

sirius babysitting harry so that jily can go on their date:

harry, on his 36th question streak: and...who made the first cheese?

sirius: me

harry: oh thank you

sirius: no problem man

[accio-sriracha]

James Potter flirting tactics:

~~~♤~~~

James: *seductively taking off glasses*

James: woah you're... really blurry.

~~~♤~~~

James: *trying to be romantic*

James: Will you be the Romeo to my Juliet?

Peter: *whispering to Remus in the background* Does he know they both kill themselves in the end?

Remus: No, no he does not.

~~~♤~~~

James: *tries to act cool when they walk past*

Also James: *falls, smacks head on table, breaks glasses, knocks over someone's cauldron*

James: *mildly concussed* Wow, I think I just... fell for you.

~~~♤~~~

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Regulus: *sucking on a popsicle* Lily: Pfft, you practicing for when James gets here? Regulus: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Lily: *Concern*