Can we get retail Steph with Young Justice?
Retail Steph: Part 7
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[grocery store]
Steph: What seems to be the problem?
Kon: I'm trying to buy this watermelon but the self-checkout isn't working.
Steph: *manually enters the produce*
Steph: There you go.
Kon: Ohhh, I thought the fruits grew their own barcodes.
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[coffee shop]
Steph: Good morning, what can I get you guys?
Cassie: I'll take the Wonder Woman frapppucino.
Keli: I'll have an iced Lantern latte.
Greta: And I'll do the Haunted London Fog.
Steph: Come again?
Cassie: They're from the secret menu.
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[clothing store]
Steph: *knocks on the dressing room door*
Steph: You okay? You've been in there for a long time.
Bart: *emerges wearing 100 shirts*
Bart: BEHOLD, THE SHIRTMAN!
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[drive-thru]
Steph: I got the cheeseburger combo?
Steph: *looks out the window*
Steph: Hello? Anyone there?
*arrow whizzes by and snags the bag*
Cissie, in the distance: Thanks!
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[furniture store]
Anita: I would like to return this lamp.
Steph: Why's it all sliced up?
Anita: Doesn't matter. I read the warranty and it is covered.
Steph: We need to change that policy.
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[restaurant]
Steph: Did anyone here have the spaghetti?
Jinny and Amy: *talking to each other*
Steph: No? Okay.
Steph: *starts walking away*
Amy: Actually that was us.
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[call center]
Steph: Can I get your permanent address?
Slobo: I don't have an Earth one.
Steph: Can I at least get a good mailing address then? It won't let me continue without one.
Slobo: *throws a dart at a map*
Slobo: We can use 115 South Holden Street. Let's hope they don't mind.
Steph, knowing that's her address: ...
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[Young Justice group chat]
Tim: Steph's not talking to me. What did you guys do?
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Timothy Drake-Wayne sure has weird words of comfort.
That are very slightly concerning.
For instance, when Jinny Hex may or may not be having a mild breakdown over a social faux-pas, he tells her
"Hey, breaking down is for after you're done. First, learn where they live. Second, learn their support group. Third, make sure they're all in the same building. Fourth, blow it up. Fifth, Time Stream Shenanigans. The, sixth, it's okay to take a moment."
And like.
Jinny is....more than a little concerned that was very oddly specific man what.
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yj98/yj19 incorrect quotes pt. 2 !
previous - pt. 1
Anita: *holds up bottle* Is this wine or perfume?
Bart: *chugs bottle*
Bart: It’s perfume.
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Kon: Hold on, I’m having those. . . headaches with pictures.
Naomi: . . . What?
Tim: He’s having an idea.
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Kon: *playing with Tim’s hair* You’re so cute and pretty.
Tim: I could use kryptonite to kill you.
Kon: I know.
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Jinny: There is SNOW! Falling from the SKY! *wave hands in texan*
Naomi: See, I would be more worried if you started floating up but you do you.
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Bart: The most important thing about any relationship, whether romantic, platonic or familial is that you got to be in cahoots.
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Outsiders #8 by Jackson Lanzing, Collin Kelly and Robert Carey. Cover by Roger Cruz. Variant covers by (2) Don Aguillo and (3) Christian Ward. Out in June.
"Following the explosive revelations of last issue, Batwoman departs the Outsiders on a solo quest of her own design. In the storied deserts of the American southwest, a dangerous specter stalks the innocent and guilty alike with a vengeance that spans all the way back to those first dark days of the Old West. Anyone with violence in their heart can become the victim…or the perpetrator. Can Kate Kane hunt this monster down before more innocent lives are destroyed…or before it consumes her soul with its violence as well? Guest-starring Young Justice’s Jinny Hex, this issue is a brutal showdown for the soul of the Batwoman!"
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OUTSIDERS #8 Variant cover by CHRISTIAN WARD
Following the explosive revelations of last issue, Batwoman departs the Outsiders on a solo quest of her own design. In the storied deserts of the American southwest, a dangerous specter stalks the innocent and guilty alike with a vengeance that spans all the way back to those first dark days of the Old West. Anyone with violence in their heart can become the victim…or the perpetrator. Can Kate Kane hunt this monster down before more innocent lives are destroyed…or before it consumes her soul with its violence as well? Guest-starring Young Justice’s Jinny Hex, this issue is a brutal showdown for the soul of the Batwoman!
Oh hey, Jinny Hex.
Someone remembered she exists.
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