#john is bi

[johnlockismyreligion]

Happy Pride month ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍🌈🌈🌈

[hannikin-grahamkin]

What's up queer people, I drew some gay shit.

Happy Pride Month!!

[wombywoo]

civvies

[cod-dump]

Soap: *sitting outside the base staring at the ground*

Price: What are you doing out here?

Soap: Contemplating whether or not if I should drop off the face of the Earth

Price: ... why?

Soap: I have been so preoccupied with being obsessed by every fraction of bare skin that Ghost is willing to show that when I walked into the locker room and saw Gaz shirtless I screamed

Price: ... you screamed

Soap: Then Ghost walked in with nothing but a towel and I blacked out

Price:

Soap: I'm so cursed. Everyone on this base knows I'm a loser and now the two hottest guys witnessed that. I need to disappear

Price: I've been around Phil too long, I'm disappointed I missed the chance to witness this

Soap: I'M A LOSER

[dalvs-wife]

do any other selfshippers get a little bit irked when seeing your f/o's headcanoned with sexualities that exclude your gender..... because uhhhh... no? we're dating?? we're married??? we're very in love??? wdym they aren't attracted to my gender? surely you jest...

[constantineshots]

john constantine is bisexual and i wish people ( straight men ) would stop forgetting that. that’s his canon label. that’s part of his character and some of the things he faces. denying it by saying he’s either gay or straight is so weird to me. don’t set the standard that you can only be one or the other- you start off doing that to fictional characters and it extends to real ones.

[tremendously-crazy]

aroace sherlock holmes and bisexual john watson. one goes both ways the other goes neither way and they're in a qpr

[hey-hey-j]

you know what you guys can have a liiiiiitle Johnkory. As a treat :3

(★ my Kofi)

[ringosmistress]

[ilminnestrone]

I'm actually an online activist with a small Italian following. This was my last post about corporate rainbowashing. My best sofar, obviously.

These should be Evil Corporations Intstagram posts.

Please, don't reupload.

[ditzybat]

I love how this Challengers parody implies that Bruce and John, have, in fact, boinked.

[canvasmirror]

Gwen John (British/Welsh, 1876-1939) • Self-Portrait • 1903

" In talking, shyness and timidity distort the very meaning of my words. I don't pretend to know anybody well. People are like shadows to me and I am like a shadow. " – Gwen John

[thelolarahaii]

BRIDGERTON 3.01 | "Out of the Shadows"

[lvl3glassfrog]

Quincey Morris tightened his belt with that quick movement which I knew so well

Don't think it don't think it don't think it

in our old wandering days it meant "action."

DON'T THINK IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T THINK IT

[cod-dump]

Soap: How do I look?

Price: Oh you look uh... nice.

Soap: FUCK *storms off*

Price: What did I say??

Gaz: I think he was going for "outrageously bisexual" not just "nice", Cap.

Price: And??

Ghost: Oh he definitely needed to change then.

Gaz: Right?? Glad it wasn't just me who saw it.

Soap, at a distance: I CAN HEAR YE BASTARDS!!

[pilfappreciator]

I just saw your request guidelines! how about a John Dory x gn!reader that babies him? he's all abt being the leader and bossy and such, it would be cute when he turns soft and lets the reader baby him.

Ah yes, love me some middle-aged dumb jock "all about that van life" squating in the woods and interrupting strangers weddings for no reason ex-boyband member fluff 😘

John Dory x Reader: his ass needs pampering

Includes: GN! Reader, touch-starved John Dory, mentions of prolonged isolation, slight angst

🥽 It'll take some time (and lots of persuasion on your end) before John Dory even CONSIDERS the idea of letting someone else take the reigns

🥽 He was forced to grow up pretty quick when he was younger. He was the oldest of five and it didn't seem like any of them had parents to fall back during their childhood. Sure, there was Grandma Rosiepuff but it wasn't quite the same... and after Brozone started to take off in popularity, John Dory felt it was his time to step up as a leader

🥽 Obviously, having that kind of pressure on your shoulders while growing up in the public eye doesn't bode well for someone's self-worth

🥽 I feel like John Dory found comfort in being in charge tho?? Like he likes when things go his way so he definitely appreciated the feeling of control lol

🥽 BUT LIKE I SAID, this man CAN be talked into taking the backseat for once!!

🥽 Start out small. Maybe do little favors for him, like grabbing him a tool or item he needs before he goes for it himself, or holding doors open so he can walk through, or using your thumb to wipe some crumbs or sauce off his face (this guys a messy eater, don't even ATTEMPT to convince me otherwise)

🥽 Tbh he probably won't even notice what you're doing at first. He'll just be like "aw thanks babe :]" and move his ass right along

🥽 He'll only start taking the hint once you start escalating those favors. Next thing he knows you're offering to drive Rhonda so he can relax, or making his meals for him, or offering massages

🥽 I mean... he might not refuse that last one but that's besides the point shahlskdja

🥽 It's only when you start taking on some of his chores and usual manual labor that he starts speaking up

🥽 "Look, babe, I appreciate what you're tryin' to do but it's fine! I've got this!"

"No, it's cool, I'll do it."

"Seriously, you don't have to."

"I know! But I want to."

"Really, your boy's got thi---"

"You sit your ass down and enjoy that sandwich I made you, John Dory."

"Okay o_o"

🥽 Yeahhhh you're definitely gonna have to be firm with this man if you actually want him to relax. Maybe make his ass do a puzzle or something askjdhas

🥽 I mean it's not like you're taking away his whole sense of agency or anything. He still has the freedom to go and do as he pleases, it's just that now he's got you looking over his shoulder, ready to jump in once he so much as STARTS overworking himself. It's gonna take him some time to get used to being doted on. Fully expect some pouty looks being thrown your way and to hear him grumbling under his breath

🥽 BUT THEN YOU START ESCALATING EVEN FURTHER?? Suddenly you're buying/making him things he needs, like new tools or equipment??? Maybe you two are out on the town one day and you spot him eyeing something through the window of one of the shops, and a few days later—

🥽 "WHOA!! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!"

"Oh, I just saw it the other day and thought of you! :D"

"...Babe, that's a grappling hook."

"Did I stutter?"

🥽 John Dory starts coming around to the idea of being spoiled after that lol

🥽 I'm like 99% sure everyone in the fandom agrees that this man? This guy who's been living all alone in the wilderness and probably eating insects for nutrients for like 20 years??

🥽 TOUCH-STARVED AS HELL

🥽 I mean he was already pretty touchy-feely BEFORE you started pampering him... but then you start giving him more massages (specifically back/shoulder/foot rubs)... and getting him to lay his head on your stomach/lap after a long day... and running your fingers across his scalp all the while...

🥽 Better have a mop and bucket on standby cuz if this man melts any further, he'll be a puddle ;))

🥽 Definitely starts to seek you out after he's had a bad day/been in his head too long. Lay some kisses on his forehead pretty pls <33

🥽 WORDS OF AFFIRMATION!! DROP SOME PRAISE AND COMPIMENTS ON THIS GUY!!! I mean he probably got plenty of that during his Brozone days but most of them were aimed at his looks/music

🥽 I mean he's definitely not gonna complain if you call him a hunk but I digress

Not even gonna lie to yall... When the first teaser for the movie dropped I was like "Hmm... idk if the movie's gonna as good as the last one but at least Branch's long lost brother is hot"

ALKSHDJLKJAKSD IM SORRY BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE ALL THE CHARACTERS HOT WHAT THE FUCK