#johnny coded af

[girlfromflor]

which cod man is this?

[impishperversity]

*sobbing* a date with death is so cute omg

[cloversplace]

What aesthetics do you think the outsiders characters would be if they existed now

my first ask!!! oh ho ho, I have answers 🙃

Pony - grunge-ish, like moody ahh 2000s emo music (think Green Day, mcr, panic at the disco, mb some mitski, etc.) kinda Billie Eilish coded. jeans, dark colored hoodies, earbuds/headphones in ALL. THE. TIME. Blasting music so loud he’s gonna damage his ears. 100% has a tumblr. Wrote the first half of the NGCS poem on his converse and wrote the other half on Johnny’s.n

Soda - Sweatpants, hoodies, shirts, all from Nike, he’s either wearing Nike sneakers or slides bro does not gaf 😭🙏 has a horrible TikTok addiction, sends the gang SO MANY random ahh clips from tt or yt, Dally is ready to commit murder. Eats hot Cheetos/takis more than any other food. Uses gen alpha slang at a horrific level, Darry can’t understand what he’s saying but like, no one older than five really can. Played/plays basketball, used to play with Steve.

Darry - basically the same as in the og timeline, jeans, dark colored t-shirts. Was also a Nike guy in high school, mainly uses Facebook but does have Snapchat so he can text the gang, doesn’t use it aside from communicating, “if Life360 has no users I am DEAD” idk I don’t have much for him 😭

Johnny - Grunge/emo aesthetic, baggy jeans, cargo pants, oversized shirts and hoodies, depresso espresso. 100% would listen to mitski and the crane wives, draws on his converse (pony’s written the second half of the NGCS poem on his) him and Pony share Spotify playlists.

Dally - I have no clue 😭 also a Nike guy, only wears sweatpants, lazy af. Basic white/black t-shirts with sweatpants, has pj pants on 99% of the time. Listens to rap/the dirtiest music known to mankind, srsly everyone else is disgusted by his music taste, aux cord privileges permanently revoked. (and mb he also listens to Taylor swift, who knows) only wears slides and crocs, teachers hate him. Highest grade is a C-. (He’s very proud of it)

Two-bit - Disney merch, Disney merch, Disney merch. ANYTHING with Mickey on it, mainly Disney hoodies/shirts and jeans or sweatpants. Wears Yeezy slides, never at school but still somehow passing most classes. (Passing as in Cs and Ds) also listens to mostly rap music, before he turned 18, any time an older than 18 Darry would go near him he would scream “IM A MINOR” and run away. Now that he isn’t a minor anymore he just screams “HES TOUCHING ME 😱” and Darry’s standing there like “Kieth pls I’m on the other side of the room”

Steve - Same as Soda, js wears converse more than Nike. Will NEVER wear a sweatshirt/long sleeves, he’s either in a tank top or t-shirt. The kinda guy to wear shorts in the middle of December (soda is too tbh) played basketball with Soda at one point but quit bc he felt like he was too short. Follows celebrity gossip like a madman and gossips with Soda all the time. Watches those kiddie yt family channels in his free time, treats them like reality tv. Watches keeping up with the Kardashians (also with Soda)

BONUS:

Cherry: Lululemon girlie, tennis skirts, t-shirts, athleta leggings, uggs. Gets Starbucks all. The. Time, owns like 5 of those Kendra Scott necklaces, listens to Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan and Lana del ray, was a huge swiftie when she was younger, wears sodas hoodies all the time too. Socs have a running investigation on whose hoodies she’s wearing, they never get it right lol.

Ty to @colequette for the ask!

[joshsilverseyebrow]

type o negative for KERRANG! Magazine (1997),

transcription:

THE KERRANG! CHALLENGE

The trivia stars love to hate

This weeks contestants are…

Name: Type O Negative

Occupation: Goth metal minstrels

Specialist subject: General doom and gloom

1/ Who wrote the story 'The Tell Tale Heart'?

Pete Steele: "Edgar Allen Poe."

2/ Who played Dracula in Francis Ford Coppola's version of the film?

Pete: "We are not media whores - we don't care.”

Johnny Kelly: "It was the guy who played Sid in "Sid And Nancy', Gary Oldman."

3/ How many pints af blood are in the average human body?

Pete: "It depends on the size of the individual, doesn't it? l'd say 14.”

Josh Silver: “There are 12 pints of Heineken in my body, if that’s any help.”

4/ What is the average speed of male ejaculation?

Josh: “What’s yours? How do you measure it?”

Pete: “Thirty miles an hour.”

Johnny Kelly: “I’ve never really paid attention to it.”

5/ What is the opening track on Slayer’s classic “Reign in Blood” album?

Johnny: “Isn’t that ‘Angel of Death’?”

6/ Who will be drumming with Black Sabbath on this summer's Ozz-Fest tour?

Josh: "Johnny Kelly!"

Johnny: "Unfortunately not. It's Mike Bordin from Faith No More.”

7/ Who is the Prime Minister of Britain?

Pete: “John Major.”

Kerrang!: “No, we’ve had an election recently.”

Pete: “I’ve had an erection recently too…”

8/ What is the name of Courtney Love’s character in ‘The People Vs Larry Flynt’?

Josh: “Slut?”

Johnny: “Mrs. Flynt.”

9/ Which 'Friends' star appears in Wes Craven's ‘Scream'?

Pete: "There are no stars in "Friends'."

Johnny: "It was the girl who appeared in that Bruce Springsteen video 'Dancing In The Dark, Courteney Cox."

Pete: "These are all media questions, they have no relevance to the real world. Ask us about science or something real. You look enough like Thomas Dolby so you're bound to know something about science...

10/ Certainly. What is the chemical symbol for iron?

Pete: "Fe."

11/ Who is the heir to the throne of England?

Josh: "Is it me?"

Pete: "Is it Michael Jackson? Or Bubbles the Chimp? You English f* *kers can't get enough of Jacko...”

Johnny: "It's Charles."

Josh: "We heard his wife was a lesbian. Princess Bi…”

12/ If a plane crashes on the border between Switzerland and Italy who would have legal responsibility for burying the survivors?

Pete: "The Germans."

Johnny: "The survivors don't get buried.“

Pete: "The Germans would bury them anyway...”

13/ Name three of the bands who played alongside you on the second stage at Donington last year?

Johnny: "Korn, 3 Colours Red and Everclear."

Pete: "He can't spell his own name, yet he can remember trivial shit like that."

Kenny Hickey: "Did you trim your c**t?"

Kerrang!: Eh?

14/ Name the new David Lynch film.

Johnny: “Lost Highway."

Josh: "Johnny, you're the man.”

15/ Which London Underground tube line is Brixton on?

Johnny: "The red one."

Josh: "I can't understand a f**king word you say, man.”

16/ Which actor appeared as Darth Vader in 'Star Wars', and which other actor overdubbed his voice?

Josh: "Boris Karloff."

Johnny: "James Earl Jones did the voice. I know that the guy who actually wore the suit is f**king broke, but I don't know his name."

17/ Which three letters are tattooed on Jonathan Davis' arm?

Johnny: "HIV."

18/ What is coprophilia?

Pete: "That's when you enjoy having someone shit on you during sex.*

19/ What is the clotting agent in blood?

Pete: "Platelets."

20/ What is James Bond's secret agent code number?

Johnny: “007."

21/ Which two baxers contested the 'Bumble in the Jungle'?"

Johnny: "George Foreman and Ali."

22/ Who recorded the song 'Negative Creep"?

Pete: "White Zombie?"

Johnny: "No, Nirvana."

23/ Which UK ska band was fronted by legendary vocalist Buster Bloodvessel?

Pete: "You're making this shit up now, man. Buster f**king Bloodvessel... Is it the UK Subs?"

24/ Who recorded the album 'lf You Want Blood'?

Johnny: "AC/DC."

25/ Who directed the movie 'Blood Simple'?

Pete: "Enough of this f"*king media shit..."

Quizmaster: Paul Brannigan

HOW TYPE O NEGATIVE SCORED

17 out of 25

THE VERDICT

A top performance from Johnny Kelly disproves the notion that all drummers are thick and earns Type 0 mid-table respectability.

[forsworned]

why do i feel like having price as a husband would be so nara x lucky smith coded like while you're pregnant you start to vlog your life and post it on tiktok and he's just lowkey forced to be in it but after a while he becomes used to it and he thinks it's endearing af watching your tiktoks at work with your plump belly cooking up recipes and seeing little cut scenes of you both looking at each other with such love and admiration and just how you literally glow ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh and slowly but surely you start to gain a massive following and johnny and kyle wouldn't be able to help themselves from making little jesting comments his way which would only fluster him,,, ugh price would be such a good father & husband I CANT

[rileyh20]

do you have ponyboy and dally hcs

I don't know if you meant platonically or romantically or if you just wanted the separate characters

So I went with separate characters

Lemme know if that isn't what ya wanted tho!

Ponyboy Curtis:

A pyromantic, he loves fire (Until the church shit)

Suicidal Ponyboy go burrr- (Even if it’s accidental)

Has a fucking terrifying glare, but only actually glares at people when they wake him up (His poor brothers)

Chubby Ponyboy… (Especially after the book cuz his brothers made him eat more to gain nutrients and stuff)

Should not be left alone around a stack of books (He’ll read them all in like two hours)

A really fast reader, but he reads the book over and over again to the point he basically memorizes it

Major third wheel, doesn’t matter if the ship is Jally, or Stevepop, or something else, he’s just a third wheel at heart

Definitely reads the book before he watches the movie 

Sometimes when he wants to write he just can’t, so he does other things instead, but once he’s in the zone, he’ll write for hours without hearing anything around him (He’s just like me fr)

Sarcastic and sassy af sometimes (Because I want him to be, no other reason)

He likes grandma hobbies (You know what I’m talking about, the knitting, sewing kinds of stuff, crafting thingies)

He would be the kind of person who helps you get your locker unstuck when you are either too scared to ask a strong person, or you don’t want your locker beaten into scraps when you could just ask Ponyboy

Cooks sometimes, he ain’t the best, but he isn’t terrible at it (He especially does it if Darry looks like he had a long day)

Sometimes he’s the only person able to stop Sodapop from putting food dye into the food (Especially if Darry is the one cooking)

Sorry y’all, but autistic Ponyboy is what I got for you guys 

May or may not be gender fluid (Let me live my life)

Gets the WORST FUCKING ANXIETY when someone is driving, especially if it’s someone he doens’t trust driving like Two-Bit or Sodapop 😭✋

Okay, but you can’t argue with me on the fact he’s bi coded, and also asexual cuz I want him to be

Has made a joke about Tuesday being “Twosday” (Two-Bit), and everyone just quotes it every now and then

OH ALSO, A DIFFERENT TIME HE GIVES A TERRIFYING GLARE IS WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS HIS GREEN EYES

Religious Ponyboy… I love you religious Ponyboy

Okay, but on a different note, I think Ponyboy is religious, at least in some way

Somehow knows everyone's full government name??? And also sometimes with use maiden names depending on how angry he is 😭✋ 

Will learn other languages so he can shit talk/swear in front of the gang

You know Ponyboy has those chubby cheeks, just squish his face

I love the HC of Ponyboy being taller than Darry when he grows up, but hear me out, Ponyboy getting a random growth spurt and just somehow being very tall when he’s like 16 or something

Also, gentle giant Ponyboy, please

Dallas "Dally" Winston:

Scared of spiders

He’s also scared of dogs

Ough, I’m thinking bi tbh

Will kick children

Has a soft spot for both Ponyboy and Johnny

Will go violent if he learns someone he cares about got hurt, both emotionally and physically

Sometimes draws, but doesn’t do it that often

Sorry for not having as many for Dally! I've been neglecting my duties to make HCs 😔

[ghostsvacuumcleaner]

Hello! i was wondering if you could write me a req bc i saw your reqs r open (bc I ✨respectfully✨ suck booty at writing)

basically, reader made friends with Ghost while working together on deployment, and became friends, they hang out sometimes bc they live kinda close, blah blah blah. then, Ghost doesn't hear from reader in months (which isn't normal, bc they text like once a month, just to make sure one another is okay when they can). then, one day, in the middle of a meeting Ghost gets a call from an unfamiliar number and almost ignores it until he sees that the area code is the one reader lives in, so he decides to answer it. boom, guess what? the reader is in the hospital, sustained r/srs injuries, and is in need of emergency surgery, and the reader made Ghost the emergency contact (lets also say they traded dog tags bc fluff?)

homie gets all sad bc Reader might die and is in a mini coma, blah blah blah, realized he r in love w the reader, and uh

you can decide whether or not the reader dies and what happens next

i fr scream YIPEEE when i saw your req open, i adore your writing, like top tear, makes me cry but laugh and scream bc how are you so good?! srs, im so jelly of your writing! okay anyways, hope you have a lovely day, you dont have to do this is you dont want or if im jus a silly fucker and mis read and your reqs r closed or sum

Hellloooo! Thank you SO MUCH for the beautiful compliments and for this request <3 I loved it so much I started writing the day you sent it to me. But since it's very emotionally charged, it took me a little while to finish and I'm sorry bout that, and I rly hope you're still around and eager to read it!!! Well, there it is, my take on ur req, hope you like it.

Take me back (to the night we met) | Simon "Ghost" Riley x f!reader

✦Word count: 2.1k ✦ Pairing: Simon “Ghost” Riley xf!reader ✦Summary: Simon gets a call from the hospital saying that you are hospitalized, in a coma and in great life risk. ✦ TW and general warnings: sensitive topics, lots of angst, fluff though, death implications, open ending, sad af read at ur own risks cuz i'm crying in my room rn;

I had all and then most of you Some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met

“Johnny and I make our entrances fast. I clear the way, he goes front, three of you get in by the back and we surround the site to get enough space for the hostages to come out. Any questions?” Ghost asks sternly, as is the usual of his tone especially coming down to work. He was being brutally professional at the moment - if there was rather a sign of an existing Simon, it was gone the moment he got inside the briefing room. Silence follows for the next seconds while the crew seems to be pondering over what he said, analyzing the map over the big round table sticking to the center of the room.

As it is expected, no questions. He nods with his head assuming by the silence that they’re all understood.

“Our orders are to neutralize any individual we find on the site whose face doesn’t match with our hostages, which means we do it fast before they get the chance to call for reinforcements. We don’t wanna make a mess out of this.” Price then continues his own talking, marking X’s over the tactic map and giving the next orders to every one of them. It is when Gaz opens his mouth to say something, that Simon’s phone rings for the third time in a row. He curses mentally - he muted his phone the first time; now, it was vibrating in his pocket. Awkwardly, the vibration itself is heard by everyone in the room and they turn their eyes on him almost instantly.

“Hell.” He curses out in a low voice before shaking his head. “My apologies, Captain.” His voice tries its best not to come out too annoyed, but he fails and it does; despite the timing being inconvenient, no one seems to be bothered. Johnny furrows his brows in concern, and looks over at Price, who seems to have the same, perhaps even more intense, look on his face.

Ghost mentions to pull out and turn off his phone once again, but Price is quick to intervene.

“Riley.” He crosses his arms over his chest. “Third time in a row; seems like somethin’ serious, get out and pick up.” He states comprehensively.

Despite being slightly reluctant, Ghost agrees - it must be something serious. What, he couldn't come to imagine - but if for a moment in his life he had something close to a hunch, it was now, and it said he should take that call.

“Alright, one minute. Move on without me.” He nods and leaves the room, phone in hand and a worried sigh leaving his nostrils. When the door closes behind him and he walks a bit further down the hallway, he picks up.

“Yes?”

“Is this Lieutenant Simon Riley?” A feminine voice asks from the other side. Sounds in the background, beeps and small, muffled voices.

“Affirmative, who’s this?” He frowns.

“This is from the Special Forces Manchester Hospital, are you familiar with the name- hmm…” She seems to be taking a couple seconds to read, and continues saying your name. 

He freezes in place.

How long has it been since he last heard this name? How long has it been since you vanished like thin air, disappeared, stopped calling or answering? Busy. That’s what he thought. Busy with work, busy with anything. The two of you had always been two busy people, in a desperate need for time.

For a moment, in those torturous seconds of silence, Simon found himself praying to a God he wasn't even sure he believed in, that this nurse wouldn't tell him you’re dead.

“Yes.” It’s all he manages to say, with his eyes running down to the ground in a dead stare. Dead eyes. He gulps, after the despair in his chest makes him speak once again, “Why?”

“Well- sir, you’re her emergency number, we’re calling because we couldn’t manage any family members… She’s in a coma. She was severely injured in combat, and [...]”

His heart stops, like it never did before. He doesn't react, his eyes look around as if he's searching for something - as if searching for his own reaction hidden somewhere within that empty hallway. The weight of your dog tag around his neck seems to be suffocating him now. 

To his silence, the woman continues.

“[...] it’s… currently sort of impossible to predict her state within the next few days, she’s fighting but struggling lots; can you come over?” 

“Yes.” He sharply replies, immediately. His eyes are still on the ground as he closes his eyes, and nods. “I’ll be on my way, yes.” 

“Good.” She replies, and he turns off.

For a moment, he stops to breathe; Ghost wipes his hand over his mouth in a somewhat guilty expression, he should have reached for you. He should have reached you the instant he missed you, your calls. 

“Hell…” He shuts his eyes for a moment, his heart stings like he’s poisoned, it hurts - some sort of pain he swears to god, he probably never felt before. Not when he lost his training dog, nor when he lost friends before - maybe because there were always a lingering possibility between the two of you. It was nothing but a friendship, never had been - but every word, every phrase was full of underlines of sentiment, an immense desire to reveal his interior and spit out the fears he refused to speak about to anyone else.

It's the possibility that kills him now. Even after all this time, not for a second did you cease to exist in his troubled and saddened mind. Suppressed by all the worries and feelings he thought were more important than you.

Not for a moment did he stop thinking about that pleasant end to his career, the retirement he knew he deserved, a house at least isolated from the rest of the world with trees and streams, the snow falling when winter comes and the sun scorching the land. land when summer finally arrived. You, on the front porch. 

You.  You.

When the night was full of terrors And your eyes were filled with tears When you had not touched me yet Oh, take me back to the night we met

You were leaning back on the sofa, your legs stretched out by the small table that marked the space between you and the balcony railing of his apartment.

The rain fell calmly, some thunder, but few drops. The sound of them falling against the roofs of the houses below the level where you were was echoing in your ears, and he seemed busy drawing patterns among the heavy clouds that covered the sky. 

He gave up trying to find any stars in that rainy sky and found comfort in finding your eyes instead. They were already watching him, almost expecting him to say something, even though the silence between two of you usually speaks volumes more than words itself; you’ve never been good with them, much less him. 

Simon looked down at your dog tag, lying brightly on your bust exposed by the tank top you wore. 

“What do you want to do after retiring?” He asked, his voice calm, his eyes almost closed. He took your necklace between his fingers calmly, and watched your shiny name exposed on the icy metal.

“Gotta be honest with you, can’t see myself retiring.” You replied, with your usual brutal honesty - something he particularly always liked so much about you. “What about you?” 

You don’t mind him, you allow.

“Don’t know.” He was, too, brutally honest. “Seek fuckin’ forgiveness for my sins before I die and end up in hell, I suppose.” 

You laughed.

“Oh, fuck. Gonna die trying to find that, mate.” You admit, raising your eyebrows in another big sip of your beer. “We’re all going to hell… At least we’ll all party there together.” You sounded fun, and your eyes turned into little lines with the genuine smile you let out when noticed that he too laughed at your joke. 

“We’re partyin’? Tell me Johnny isn’t going…”

“He’s my first guest.” You laugh harder.

“Thought that’d be me.” 

“You hate parties.” You raised your eyebrows.

“I don’t hate you.”

You silently smiled and looked away. 

“Fair enough.”

When it came to the two of you, there was nothing but connotation.

You could spend hours in that apartment alone with him - and you did. Did plenty of times, and yet, among subtle touches and heartfelt conversations, the end would be the same. Not in his bed, not in yours: by the door, with a rueful look and smile on your face. 

With a held back hug you never gave, a held back kiss you never allowed and an uncertain goodbye before departing on a mission that could take your or his life.

There was a phone call, once.

He called you late in the night. He was drunk. Too drunk. 

“I’m scared.” His voice was low, fluttering, like those cold days he’d be waiting for his dad’s arrival in his bed, under the covers, terrified and alone. “I’m scared. Can- can I see you? Can I come over, please?” 

As you hugged him on the couch in your own apartment now - that huge, strong, self-sufficient man collapsing in your lap like a baby in need of comfort, your heart was never right about anything like it was right about loving him. In that moment you knew it, you were fucking lost, taken, desperately in love.

You departed; you gave him your dog tag, he gave you his. A memory, an attempt. Do not forget me, you said. Don’t you dare forget me if I die, Simon Riley.

“I didn’t.” 

He looks at you with regret. The devices that help you breathe keep him from seeing you fully, whole - but still behind all those hospital beeps and sounds, you're still as beautiful as the first time he saw you.

He wants to go back to the past. Reverse everything he did, redo it from scratch; the first time he saw you, the first time he felt his heart ache listening to you talk about another man, all the times he repressed his feelings and swore not to love you.

“I want to be with you.” He mutters, his eyes emptily stare down your almost lifeless hand resting over his. “After I retire. I want to be with you.” He says again, closing his eyes, shutting them tight like he’s trying his very best to repress the tears he wants so bad to let fall. 

“I fuckin’ need you- I- how did this happen, how did you…” He gasps as the clock ticks, low, the sound of the hands ringing like doomsday inside his head. Every second that passed was one less with you. There are twenty minutes left for you to enter that operating room, and maybe you’ll never leave it again.

His eyes water and his legs give out, he kneels beside the bed, his suppressed voice sounding like a low, painful moan. The cry of a child who lost everything he had; of a confused teenager who would become a soldier, cold, dead inside, incapable of love - who loved you. Who loves you. “I’m scared. I’m scared- I love you.” He’d mutter, praying to all known gods to not take you. Take anything, anything from me; anything but her.

When the doctors came into the room and hurriedly moved your gurney to the ward in a desperate attempt to get your heart working again with the transplant, Simon sat in the waiting room with his face buried in his hands, his legs trembling. and the false hope that you would come back.

That you’ll be on that front porch, resting ever so happily, a bottle of beer in your hand and the dogs running around. He will have gotten rid of the mask and the habit of wearing it and you’ll be happy. You’ll be happy. You’ll be alive.

“God, please.” He mutters. “You’ve taken so much from me, now please, not this.”

He stands up as the doctor calls his name, with his heart on his hand and regret flashing his face off, he just wants another minute with you, another second with you, enough seconds so he can tell you he love you - he had, for most of his life and now, and he will, for the rest of his days with or without you.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do Haunted by the ghost of you Oh, take me back to the night we met.

[bleedingc4ctus]

For the comic nerds:

I have a working theory for something I’m a bit obsessed with, and am hoping there are enough eyes and ears still here to hear me

So, one of my all-time favorite comic book characters is Ghost Rider. Johnny, Danny, Alejandra, not so much Robbie just because the source of his powers is weak af but that muscle car is untouchable, so whatever.

And you can’t beat the look - a flaming skeleton, dressed head to toe in pure, vintage-metal-esque spiked leather, riding a flaming motorcycle. It makes sense that the comics only survived on visuals and not story.

Then there’s that nonsense of GR’s story, and the origin of its powers. In the original line he had made a deal with Satan, which was later retconned to Mephisto, Marvel’s cheap, domesticated knockoff. And at their peak, GR was strong enough to take on any and all of the Avengers single handed, including Hulk; the only thing stopping Hulk from being incinerated being GR’s code - only persecute the guilty, protect the innocent. Given that Hulk was attacking guilty parties, GR backed out from lack of interest but that’s a whole other story.

My point, now, is as rumors are going around about The Rider finally joining the MCU - yeah, Robbie (and possibly Johnny) in Agents of Shield is a thing, but also, no - how does a character that sources its powers from the Judeo-Christian pantheon fit into this world?

This world that already includes mythical characters from Norse (Thor, Loki, etc.), Egyptian (Black Panther/Bast, Moon Knight/Khonsu), Chinese (Fenghuang, Hundun), and Greek mythology (Zeus, Hercules, versions of The Immortals), but the only mentioning of Christianity (that I remember) is that one line from the first Avengers film - also notably pre-Disney - when Cap says “there’s only one god.” One might also consider nods from Dr. Strange mentioning the Keys of Solomon, which take inspiration from Judaism, Roman Pagan, and early Christian beliefs.

My theory is that they cannot introduce Ghost Rider straight from the comics to the MCU for a few reasons: maybe it’s the Superman problem, where the character is too strong to give a fitting challenge; or, my personal favorite, they don’t want to put Christianity on the same level and Norse mythology, or Greek, or Egyptian because maybe, for a big company like Disney, it’s fine to make a story about those religions because they’re just stories, but they consider Abrahamic religions as truth, and therefore feel less comfortable putting that into works of fiction.

This may be part of why Blade is taking so long too, since vampires are abominations and cannot walk into the light of “God.”

I guess this is more of a rant that a question. I really want to enjoy when Ghost Rider joins the fray, but I have consistently been let down by Disney Marvel as of late, and have little to no hope for their future. I mean, how can a character that literally killed “capital-G” God in the comics, who is stronger than Thor and Hulk, immune to the powers of Strange, fit into this world?

P.S., was Christian God retconned in the comics to The One Above All?

TLDR: Disney is kinda Christian, Ghost Rider is loosely based from Christianity. Does including him in the MCU make Judeo-Christian mythology equal to fiction in the eyes of Disney, hence their hesitance to include it?

[mrstsung]

Vent:

Saw something that pissed me off royally.

If you don't want to hear me vent about people misinterpreting my blorbo. Plz keep scrolling. And if you dont like my venting. Plz ignore. I'll be back with kontent soon.

If any of You ever call shang tsung a twink again I'll rip your head off.

People really do not know the character and it shows.

Fuck this shit man.

Shang tsung is definitely and most certainly not a fucking damn twink. You twatwaffles!

He's a damn hunk. He's masc coded. And just because he carries himself courtly. Don't fucking mean he's a twink. Half of y'all misuse that word too damn much.

Also i personally hc shang not to give a fuck about that kinda shit. He does what he wants. Dresses how he wants. And doesn't care about superficial things that much. He has his preferences but overall a sorcerer that's been around for hundreds of years,decades even. Doesn't and shouldn't give a rats ass about gender,expression of it,sexuality,and superficial shit. He's a motherfuckin sorcerer man!

But in all seriousness,I'm sick of people misusing that word. And I'm sick of that being used as a meme. It was used by mlm queer circles. And people hijacking for funny haha purposes it kinda pisses me off. Especially when they don't even use it right.

There is nothing twink about shang tsung. Fuck off!

Shang tsung if anything is a bratty dom kinda man. Y'all don't seem to care about that type unless the character in question is white. But heaven forbid a moc let alone an asian male character ever is bratty,dom,and masculine. Y'all can't seem to handle that because weeb anime brainrot. Look I'm an anime fan as much as the next delinquent anime trash girl. But i have fucking standards and a brain to know that....MEN COME IN ALL KINDS?! just as women do. Anyways. Shang tsung is not a twink.

Shang can be princess if you want him to be but ffs he's not some fucking sad,uwu boi. He's not someone to be saved. He's a brat emperor and he fucking knows it. He thinks he's fucking hot stuff(and he is) and he's not someones bitch boy. He fucking hates that. Or did you forget that shao kahn fucking abused the sorcerer for decades?! Like im not saying shang with the right person wouldn't be open to the idea or role reversal and being in a sub position or even in a service way. Oh he loves it IF IT'S THE RIGHT PERSON. AKA HIS BELOVED. AKA YOU. but that will have to take some times and Building of trust. Because yeah. That fucking makes sense. Anyways....

I don't mind a sweet shang tsung. I dont mind domestic. I don't mind an au where he's the "good guy" but ffs don't erase his flavor and what makes him well him.

He can be soft sweet,fabulous and fluffy and cute and all that ish without resorting to calling him a twink. Characters are more complex than that. If you want a twink,kung jin exists.

The actual resident mortal kombat twunk ahem.. is johnny cage. So leave my man shang tsung alone from your fucking labels.

Dont ever call him that again.

Shang tsung is not a fucking twink

Shang is a fucking hunk. Twunk if any fucking thing. But overall even these labels dont fit him. He's mother fuckin fucking shang tsung,he does what he pleases! And has no time for labels. Again to me shang tsung doesn't use these types of things. He likes what he likes and loves who he loves. Why should he feel the need to? And if he wants you,he'll have you. But don't ever try to label him. Because you don't know him. And that's the point of his character. He's complex af and i love him for it!

[imshymorph]

Well the gates have been open, so might as well ramble.

So hear me out, i don't know why but in my brain Johnny is really To someone from a warm climate (uiscefhuaraithe) coded. There’s something about him.

I think it’s knowing where his callsign comes from, the fact that “Soap” is a silly af name but also was given to him because and i quote (i don’t, sorry if it’s not an actual quote of the actual lore) “he’s the most efficient cleaning up a building”.

Like, he’s just as messed up as the others. Obviously everyone in their own ways and on different levels (im looking at you Ghost). But then he’s also like the golden retriever in the group, the one to keep the energy up.

So, it’s giving “In summer's heat, I learned to dread, the comin' of the night” and “And I wish I could say the cold lake water of my heart / Christ, it's boilin' over” you know??

So yeah, that’s what I'm thinking. I’m trying to properly portray how that translates to a scenario with the reader because it’s been in my mind pretty much since I first listened to it. But I'm struggling to properly put it in words, idk my brain is dumb like that sometimes. It just works with vibes, I guess.

I just have really specific moments and sentences but not like a proper structure i guess. I’ll get there soon though (i hope).

Anyway, there’ll either be another post about this soon OR one saying how much I, carrion (Icarian) coded Ghost is. Or Gaz 100% giving All Things End vibes. Not sure about Price, he’s a mix of a few and i haven’t fully decided yet.

[therealslimshakespeare]

Also— as the fates would have it, just wrote out a Stalag blurb that actually featured Miss Tilly.

Omg Tilly contenttttttt😁😁😁😁 Im so excited for this and the Sanchez blurb because I know that they have the potential to be as dear to me as Ida and Smith are, I just need more content 😁😁😁😅

Hehehe love how you’re present and accounted for, just need more content. 🫡 I’m on it love. And for this you win yourself a sneak peak. Don’t let the feverish levity of the peak lure you into thinking this blurb will prove anything but angsty AF but there is love in it, as always, there is love.

Sneak Peak || TWC: Miss Tilly 👒

…

“Jesus, fever really is a truth serum.” Johnny heard Cleven from far, far away, other side of the room.

God what was he saying? What had been the question?

He heard Bucky lean forward, could almost smell his musky sweater, “Don’t fuckin’ worry about it, you were sayin’ you like ‘em lush. Brown hair? Blonde? Red hair?” he suggested the last like he had cracked the code.

Johnny wondered what color hair Tilly Macon had. Whatever it was, that was his favorite.

“Who’s Tilly?” Egan was confused for once. “We know a Tilly Macon?”

Cleven spoke up again, still mercifully far away, “Red Cross packages, she’s got a whole committee, one that writes the notes with the things. He’s been- he’s been writin’ her back.”

No one said anything. Johnny was grateful Cleven had explained it for him. He was way too tired to do it himself. If he tried to explain Tilly, think up what she meant to him, he’d sound crazy.

“We think you’re crazy already, you nutty son of bitch.” —that was Bucky and Bucky’s hand pushing his hair away from his eyes, it was tickling his cheek.

He had to stop talking. He wasn’t talking but he needed to stop.

[lunadreamscaper]

Basic Info and Introduction Page

I am the mostly present host of our system, still the same ol Larry Da' Cat! you all remember, just rebranded!

i'm also gay as fuck and an ex mormon (ex cult) now, also it's been literal fucking yearsa So any and ALL past drama is no longer relevant to who we are or what we believe in. B)

(you can ask questions about the past drama if your intentions are genuine but I can't garuntee we'll respond to them but it's a possibility)

With that being said. Here are the headmates that will probably be interacting with this post the most

Luna Dreamscaper (me) • she/they • host • (no sign off usually except for 🌙)

Johnny Ghost • he/they • brother • 🔦

Frank • he/they/she • brother • ⚠️

Jimmy • he • 🦐/⚰️

Hunter • he/them • co-host(???) • 🐦‍🔥/⚜️

yes we have a Johnny Toast, no he is not dating Johnny Ghost. (please do not ask headmate/alters if they're dating just to live your shipping fantasies. no one likes it and also it's weird/lh)

no they aren't my literal brothers but found family bc we can do that lol 😭🙏

it's an 80% chance that you'll mostly get Luna (me) tho lol.

we are not comfortable with people asking to talk to specific headmates but I can grab their opinions on things... maybe.

remember that we are people and not fictional characters lol 💜🩵💙🖤

assholes get thrown into the sun -🔦

We are bodily 22! Headmates ages range from 18-22 as well.

Things we will post about:

Mostly VenturianTale but expect other things like Supernatural, Smosh, OCs, Strive SMP & Crow SMP (smps we're in), vents and rants?, stuff about plurality (mostly our own experiences tbh) and other stuff i like.

and we reblog a lot. because that's what tumblr is for😭🙏

we also call our VentrianTale PIE focused au "Shatterverse." B)

@pie-resurgence is our alt about more of our p.i.e. lore and related projects!

I love P.I.E. so much and the VT world and it's lore, we love receiving Asks about the topics!

also please reblog our art! we would appreciate that so much! 😭🙏

(post is long af but here's more info down below) 👇

the basic DNI's should obvious but here is a few specifics that we won't engage in:

endos make us nervous due to bad experiences so we will not interact.

this is very specific and targeted but i dont care: people who think they're their source. and actively brag that you did the terrible things that source character has done. we'll just block you lol.

we don't hate this ship or mind people who ship it but please don't ping us in anything Ghost x Toast or Jimmy x Gavin related. (also bad experiences. also makes headmates uncomfortable lol 😔✊)

Speaking of ships. anyone who comes to us complaining about what we do indulged in will get thrown into a Volcano. (Blocked.) unless it's actually problematic, stfu lol.

don't be weird/passive aggressive/mean towards mine, friends VT headcanons. VenturianTale was written badly let people do what they want. Unless it's problematic as shit. stfu pt 2

Please go to Google/do research about systems, DID, OSDD and general Plurality. (the only questions about systemhood we'll answer is how we interpret Johnny Ghost/Jimmy's plurality, or any other plural-coded characters)

Jordan and Isaac Frye supporters dni. see this post.

trying to bring back old dusty ass drama will not be tolerated lol (this probably won't happen but it's happened before because people are cringe

also mormons dni. yall got me fucked up lol

Okay that's it. for now. Thank you for reading this through.

[thegeminisage]

time for a star trek update. sunday we watched ds9's "dax" and tng's "tapestry," and last night* we watched ds9's "the passenger"

*times changed as always i am actually typing this up at 1am and scheduling it to go up later

dax (ds9):

i feel like we sorely needed this episode bc we havent gotten much out of dax yet, except for how she (he? to refer to the old one right) and sisko fucked twins together or something (and good for them)

i like the ethical questions it presents. IS jadzia responsible for crimes curzon committed? she both is and isn't the same person, but who she is can't be split down the middle, so how can you be fair to both halves?

WWWILD that people fight for the honor of being possessed by a worm. i think that sounds horrible. not everyone has to agree with me, of course

i like whatever sisko and dax have going on. "you used to be way older than me and my father figure and we fucked twins one time but now you're a SUPER hot young woman who i both know very well and also don't know at all and one time you touched my face oh So gently." like, what the hell was that, firstly, and secondly, he can't even decide if he's attracted to her or not. the upshot of it all being that if jadzia was only jadzia she would, hilariously, be way too young for him

kira didn't have much screentime in this episode but i like when she and sisko instantly and nonverbally worked out that she was gonna be a shit about bureaucracy simply to get dax's ass out of the frying pan. and she smiled the whole time she did it!! i love i love i LOVE that she smiles when she's angry. one hundo percent my fav thing about her

they didn't exactly answer any of the questions they set up in this episode bc dax got off on a technicality (didn't do the murder) but i kind of like it better that way. like, you really CAN'T answer where dax ends and jadzia begins, that's the point of it. if i was ranking ds9 characters from most to least favorite (adn trust me i WILL get to that), dax would probably be near be near the bottom, not bc i don't like her but because usually she's very closed off and not interesting, but this was fascinating af. good for her

tapestry (tng):

this episode fucking sucked ass

firstly, q didn't add anything to this episode. like he didn't save picard from danger, or affect change in any way whatsoever. picard coded but lived. that's the exact same thing that would have happened had q not interfered. so what did he even do that for? normally he gives a reason even if it is a bad one but this time it's ???

way too few moments of q wanting desperately to fuck picard while picard wants desperately to be away from him bc he a wretched little man. i bet he watched picard fuck that girl though

which by the way is sooo weird. she's too young to be kissing sir patrick stewart, love and light

the story picard told about getting stabbed to wesley was actually one of the cooler moments of that episode, but seeing it acted out, especially by the actor who played young picard, made it...less cool. sir patrick stewart did a better job because he's sir patrick stewart, but i was so done with the episode by the time we got there that i didn't care

what was the message of this episode exactly? it's dumb to have regrets? you should always get into bar brawls that can kill you and you're a bad friend if you don't do it? don't attempt to initiate a romantic relationship with a girl you've been crushing on who has stated that she likes you back? picard's like "hey maybe we shouldn't provoke these guys who can kill us over a fucking game" and suddenly everyone in his life thinks he's a bad person?? like he was afraid for his life and his friend was just bulldozing over all his concerns THAT GUY is a bad person. not picard?? for once??

johnny nickname stupid. actually picard's whole younger self persona sucks. it's like what society thinks captain kirk was, because of KIRK DRIFT. he's a caricature. and old present day picard is a pussy who never leaves the ship and told worf to kill himself?? is there no middle ground???

oh yeah and isn't it a little insulting to be like...my god, this LOSER who carries around papers all day and does nothing else, this life is a fate worse than death! it's better to be DEAD than in a body of a low ranking science officer. If You Don't Get Stabbed In Bar Fights No One Will Ever Notice You You Will Never Be Offered Opportunities

like sorry who did they think watched star trek...surely not people with day jobs which involved carrying papers to superiors

at least we have dom jot. it look sooooo fun i was utterly captivated by it i wanna play it in REAL LIFE

anyway. bad episodes when we not only don't have the side characters doing nothing but they straight up arent even here. SIGH. i want tng to be good so bad please please please let the next ones be good

the passenger (ds9):

HELLOOOOOO this one served SOOO much cunt. like, first of all, i want that twink obliterated

it's increasingly funny to be watching julian get shot down by dax. it's like the vibe q and picard have but more grounded and less horrible. and you can tell she really likes him but not Like That, more like a "aww this is my pet twink who keeps hitting on me hes so funny" kind of way. she thinks he's adorable but wouldn't fuck him.

I HOPE. i'll be crushed if he has any romantic entanglements because i want to exclusively imagine him with garak but also because whatever he has going on with jadzia is really funny

also, whatever speech he was making to kira in the shuttle about how fucking great he is when this is his first field assignment. he is so unwell and also funny. her giving up in sheer incredulity and playing along for the bit because he's so stupid you can't even be insulted was like. really good.

odo my beloved...he was really autistic in this episode. he was like, i need to know exactly what my duties are and who's in charge and know that i won't be undermined here. considering the xenophobia he's dealt with i absolutely get it. AND!!! he gave that annoying yellowshirt guy full credit where it was due even though he was being annoying and a big meanie earlier. i loved also that sisko was straight with him, said he liked him, AND!!! stood up for him behind his back. picard never supports his people like this he's too busy telling worf to kill himself ro whatever it is that he does

i also like, of course, all that he has going on with quark. "i'm always watching him" or whatever he said. so true. not to be space racist, but if you'd told me before i watched ds9 i'd have so much fun with the ferengi i'd have thought you were out of your fucking mind

anyway, i haven't decided if anyone in ds9 is my specialest little princess yet but odo, sisko, and kira are currently my top contenders.

oh, speaking of that annoying yellowshirt guy, i was SOOO sure the bad guy had jumped in him bc of his personality transplant but he really did just get his act together and the bad guy was in bashir instead. LOVED that twist bc star trek so rarely manages to trick me, but also i solved it ahead of time because of Clues so i got to feel tricked AND feel smart

the guy who plays julian certainly did act. in those scenes. he opened his mouth so wide to enunciate. he spoke so slowly. it was so fucking hilarious

i like when he got back and he was like it's me, don't shoot! they shot his ass anyway. i literally want that twink obliterated

anyway 9/10 great episode the only thing i missed was o'brien

NEXT TIME: tng's "birthright," parts i & ii, hopefully at the same time lol

[lasagna482]

7, 14, 19, 20

7. What are your fave non-romantic relationships? (This can be close friends, familial, enemies or even just acquaintances) Cherry and Ponyboy!! Ik some people see them as romantic but like cherry def wouldnt go for him, and like there would just be too many things about a romantic rleationship that wouldnt work lol (i’m going into this on 14 more) and then qpr pb&j!!!! (queer platonic relationship, ponyboy and johnny in case someones confused about what i mean)

14. Tell us five of your headcanons you basically see as canon

sapphic cherry valence more specifically lesbian cherry valence

purly is so canon (ponyboy and curly dating again for those who have not yet been indoctrinated- i mean introduced to purly)

homoerotic friendships run rampant in this book, cherry and marcia, ponyboy and johnny, lowkey steve and soda

none of the curtis brothers are striaght or neurotypical Darry is an anxious bisexual if I’ve ever seen one, soda is a chaos bisexual and ponyboy is just gay af and then neurodivergent shit, darry is autstic (anxiety as well lol all of them prob have ptsd but thats another thing yknow)soda is adhd and then pony is audhd

this is musical only but ace and cherry def date or at least have a fling but i love the idea of them dating chefs kiss, like ace as seen in the show def makes out with some of the guys just bc like just to makeout with someone but she’d never consider dating one of the guys (shes bi i think, but def more masc then femm but more info fem women)(lowkey maybe she’s lesbian and jsut makes out with the guys for fun as a form of like shes just comfortable around them and platonic intimacy) (idk i cant tell if i see her more as bi or lesbian)

okokokok i know it was five but i’m adding a sixth one, ponyboy is os he/they coded and cherry is so she/they coded and i feel like they’d bond over both gender and sexuality stuff

19. What’s your opinion on SE Hinton? so about her now i do like her but lowlkey no opinion at the same time yknow? her as a high schooler publishing this book?? INSANE AMOUNTS OF RESPECT the fact that in her lifetime she’s seen it get turned into a movie, a tv show, a play, A MUSICAL

20. Which character do you relate to most?mixture of ponyboy and musical cherry, (musical cherry is the only cherry with like any personality imo) like you can tell both of them care so so much but just in different ways but also same way in a way yknow?

[feathered-moths-ablaze]

TATTLETALE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALO. THIS TIME LESS STRUCTURED

Main game time with Johnny Ghost wooo!

this is waay more out there than the DLC: mainly because it involves time travel. This got inspired by asks on other blogs about AUs where Ghost one way or another has Gregory and he gets stuck with taking care of this wacky kid. Of course, I see Gregory as a younger Jimmy, so instead of taking care of young him, he has to take care of his worse nightmare. Oh dear.

Anywho, where's how It could work. This is separated into day and night compared to Tattletale being all night:

Day 1: Johnny gets dumped in the past, meets Gregory, and has to deal with this lonely af kid clinging onto his leg like a lifeline.

Night 1: Ghost gets some info out of Gregory, like his name and where he is. While Gregory is fast asleep, Johnny thinks about the new knowledge, and ends up with the wrong conclusion that this is one of his ancestors (like his great great grandfather or something) so he decides to try and keep this kid alive.

Day 2: uh oh Cardboard Friend is out. She sees Johnny; she sees Gregory, and she is pissed. Either she doesn't want to lose her kid, or she knows who Johnny is and doesn't want him messing with the past. Which one it is, Johnny doesn't want her getting Gregory.

Night 2: Ghost staying awake keeping guard while the kid sleeps.

Day/Night 3: Johnny slowly starts explaining things to Gregory; that Cardboard Friend is bad, that he is alive, and that there's a whole world outside of the woods. Gregory does not take this well and runs from Johnny. He spends the night trying to find Greg before CBF does.

Day 4: Gregory is found! Yippee! Time for more explaining! This time there's no runaway kid. He also notices how somethings look... Trap-like. He doesn't have long until CBF strikes.

Night 4: while Johnny is plotting a Escape Plan, Gregory falls asleep on his lap. Aww.

Day 5: finishing planning while checking for more traps. At dusk Ghost explains the plan to Gregory.

Night 5: Make or Break!

Like how the ending changes depending on if you found all the eggs, the ending is different depending on if Johnny gets out.

Ghost Fails: CBF catches them off guard and attacks them. Gregory dies and Ghost gets sent back to his time. Nothings really changes... Except for Jimmy - He's gone. He is still out there, murderous as ever, but because Ghost tried to save him, he's possessed someone else and will be less willing to kill him or any of P.I.E. If the new host is someone Ghost knows, or a complete stranger, I'll let you decide.

Ghost succeeds: he gets out of the house, Gregory in tow. It takes until dawn to find civilization, and for someone to take Gregory in. As Johnny goes to leave, and get back to the present, someone familiar stops him: Jimmy. Since he rewrote history and saved Gregory, Jimmy doesn't exist anymore, so he's fading. He's at first shocked that he's done this after everything he did to him, but when it wears off he gives him a hug and a "Thank you." before fading completely.

In the present, other than Jimmy not existing and Johnny having less trauma, he realises that he now has distant relatives. Woo!

This is less refined than the Kaleidoscope DLC one, mainly because that one has been in my brain longer, but hey - possible happy ending! Also I'm sorry that I didn't link to the DLC ideas: I'm on mobile so I can't dig into the code to do so.

[sophieturnersdoppelganger]

22. Current song on repeat?

For the ask thing! Could you also give me maybe some other songs you really like? Looking for more songs to add to my playlist that's currently dry AF ngl

I’ve been listening to ‘Boy Crazy’ by Kesha a bunch; I love Kesha, she is Mother™️ to me. 😩

I’ll start normal and then give you some weird ones, because I listen to a LOT.

First Aid Kit in general; I especially like ‘Wolf’ and ‘Lion’s Roar’

‘Devil’s Backbone’ by The Civil Wars (on my Alyssandra playlist but also gives me Jon vibes, ngl)

‘God’s Gonna Cut You Down’ and ‘Sunday Morning Coming Down’ (in the running for my favorite song of all time) by Johnny Cash

‘The Devil is a Gentleman’ by Merci Raines

‘Major Tom (Coming Home)’ by Peter Schilling

‘Dylan’s Dad’ by Geena Fontanella

‘Widows of Normandy’ by Rye LaChance

‘B.I.G.’ by Caitlyn Scarlett

‘Dime Store Cowgirl’ by Kacey Musgraves (also in the running for my all-time favorite)

‘Like Me’ by Chase Icon (so Aly and Jaime coded)

‘Flora’ by hey, nothing

‘Doublewide’ by Gabriella Rose

Okay, now the weirder ones

‘Some Say the Devil is Dead’ by Ceol

‘Union Dixie’ by Tennessee Ernie Ford

‘Caramelldansen’ by Carmella Girls (you can listen to it in English, but I lwk like the original Swedish better)

‘Uranium Fever’ by Elton Britt

‘Party in the CIA’ by Weird Al

‘Be Prepared’ from ‘The Lion King’