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oh hey it’s the thing I said
Can’t believe they copied my homework
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POV: You're on Gothamtwt










just gothamite things
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#a person could literally explode in broad daylight & gothamites would just b like: wow crazy. anyways#ppl from other cities shit talk gothamites all the time but lets be real theyre probably the most durable kind of ppl#fucking brainiac could come down and threaten gotham & the citizens would just be like 'ok lol do ur worst'#every week u'll see a different piece of bat paraphernalia get auctioned off on twitter & the entirety of gotham treats it like a sport#social media au#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#barbara gordon#oracle#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler#damian wayne#robin#black bat#cassandra cain#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batman#bruce wayne#incorrect quotes#texts#tweets#twitter#crack#fanatical posting
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NO FUCKING WAY
#YOOO?#my brother's watching the game awards and literally came and found me to tell me about this#holy shit#after 500 million years#also was NOT expecting a sequel??? fucking wild#okami#oracle of lore#Youtube
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Does the person who told me not to engage with the universe if I didn't like the rules because I dared to say I didn't like that bruce wayne is a billionaire know that Oliver Queen exists? Just a question
#like i'm sorry but “he has to BE and STAY a billionaire to fund the league and his operations bla bla bla”#fucking SKILL ISSUE#barbara doesn't need to be a billionaire to be the literal oracle#cass cain doesn't need to be a billionaire to be a better batman than him#steph and robin definitely didn't wait until they got money to do change#and Oliver's relationship with money is far more interesting#and yk the fact that he gave his fortune up aside there's also the fact that Bruce is classist#and behaves like a billionaire#like idk bro sounds like the writers whose dick you're so invested in sucking because you don't understand the concept of meta criticism#sounds like they ARE characterising him like an asshole billionaire#dc#dc comics#anti batman#anti bruce wayne#glitter rants#*steph and duke not “steph and robin” sorry
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the Prophecy
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surprise more art for @alottodix 's South Park x PJO au
I'm drawing this au more than the actual PJO characters atp lmao ToT
I was referencing some Rachel Elizabeth Dare art for the vibes (main image I used is below the cut)
when I tell you, trying to write out all the text was a HASSLE. I managed tho. (I did it like that cause 1. Vibes and 2. I REALLY didn't feel like drawing a background)
(Rachel Elizabeth dare reference I used)
#south park x pjo au#side note. Henrietta being the Oracle is so fucking cool#adapting her into my style was acc so fun.#I MAY have gone a LIIITTTLE extra. but when is that a bad thing lmao#henrietta biggle#south park#not my au#READ THIS FIC I BEG YOU IT IS LITERALLY SO GOOD#stan marsh and the lost lyre
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Babs is always bragging about how she’s a high tech girl meanwhile Helena’s running around with a crossbow, Dinah keeps talking about how she hates computers, and Zinda’s literally from WW2.
Barbara and her elite Charlie’s Angels squad that she needs to teach how to convert documents into pdfs.
#leo says shit#birds of prey#barbara gordon#helena bertinelli#zinda blake#black canary#i can never fucking tell if she’s Dinah Drake or Dinah Lance#which one’s Sr. and which one’s Jr. it changes literally every time I look at them#dc oracle#dc huntress#lady blackhawk#birds of prey 1999
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i could KILL him for this. motherfucker's every interaction with children has him being, if not nice, then at minimum kind and forgiving and genuinely invested in their wellbeing.
he asks crying kids what's the matter, he's afraid to hold a baby because he's worried he'll drop it, he goes after people who are mean to kids without a second thought. his whole mentorship with timothy hunter is him trying to do right by that kid no matter how he feels about it at the time. man would be the most loving dad in the world but because of his own awful goddamn father and the ways he thinks he takes after thomas, he doesn't think that's true. i hate.
#this panel made me SPITTING mad for real he breaks my heart#the way his father fucked up his whole mindset and self-image is something that makes me so violent#me rattling the bars of my cage yelling about how the family man arc was a vessel for conveying constantine's fears about his father#how it made him feel responsible for his father's murder after his dad had called him the killer of his mother his whole life#then made him a literal killer which turned that childhood nickname into a self-fulfilling prophecy & his dad into an unintended oracle#how constantine has always been afraid of becoming his father and yet that's exactly who he had to emulate to survive the world of magic#and then vertigo gave him the fucking rosacarnis arc which made him unwillingly a dad and his kids killers. i'm unwell#i NEED john constantine to know how good a person he really is and how loved any kid of his would be#the one thing new 52 did right for him was making him genuinely loving and caring towards rose#instead of making him pawn her off on everyone around him. which i fear a lot of writers would make him do these days#i NEED him to know he's better than who raised him#they say mary anne constantine would have been a good mother if she'd lived and i think there's a lot of her left in her son#not that he'd ever believe it#hellblazer#john constantine#i'm very emotional about him right now#oxly hollers
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you can do whatever you want with ocs forever. i made my character second cousins twice removed with tesadora. who gives a fuck
#insane generational beef with the priestking for no fucking reason. cogent criticism of finnikin's attempts at diplomacy. ambiguous gender.#you can imagine the situation when they roll into town (they refuse to self-identity as lumateran in any capacity & throw rocks#at you if you try. sad! (and also. most of the setting is at the oracle's godshouse lol it doesn't come up often))#have only managed to transplant 3 silly guys successfully into the lumatere au so far but it's always fun. they all keep trying to kill fin#with their minds unfortunately. but what can you do#(mont cousin who thinks isaboe can do better & takes hits for having an osterian father & again. being kind of gnc with it. also is#funny. & studied healing with tesadora. acquired brain injury. got it all going on at the worst possible time. eternal struggler#+ what if you got stuck in sorel & finally made free. went home cause your mate had a vision or some shit that helped put names to your#faces. arrive back home in your lovely river village things are going great you're having a nice reunion. & then finnikin shows up. AND#you're lumatere's first butch in living memory. literally the goddess' strongest soldier but even so. 8 months in yr like mate i gotta get#out! of here. so they send you off to the godshouse bc um. exchange program. & also thats where your mate from sorel ended up)
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My biggest comic pet peeve might be whenever they try to insinuate that Barbara being Batgirl had any bearing on the events of The Killing Joke.
#*banging pots and pans together*#SHE WAS SHOT BECAUSE SHE WAS JAMES GORDON'S DAUGHTER#LITERALLY THE POINT IS THAT SHE WAS SHOT AS A MEANS TO GET TO HIM#IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED REGARDLESS IF SHE WAS BATGIRL OR NOT#(which for the record she actually wasn't at the time)#THE JOKER DOES NOT KNOW NOR DOES HE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BATGIRL'S REAL IDENTITY#(which again she had already quiet she wasn't even Batgirl anymore)#I just think they need to let her accept that it literally had nothing to do with her#it was not a consequence of her actions in any way#and then let her be so incredibly angry about that#(also we need to stop pretending that The Joker cares about Batgirl as anything more than a way to get to Batman)#(he has a little bit of a special interest in Robins because of Jason#but he shouldn't know he had anything to do with the first batgirl quieting given... he didn't have anything to do with it)#the killing joke#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl i#the joker#tkj#i read comics#batfam#batfamily#identity crisis is the series that sparked this post#but they do it all the time and it always makes me angry
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if you had told me, say five-ish years ago before I had encountered these two stories, that there was an anime called Cowboy Bebop and a manga called Trigun, and that one was a space western and the other was a space noir story, and then told me the one with "cowboy" in the name was not the space western, I would have thrown something small and harmless at you
#recently started reading Trigun#(had started watching the '23 anime back in '23 but got distracted (rough year);#suddenly remembered it existed the other day and decided to just read the manga instead which like?#honestly I like the storyline of the manga a bit better even if the '23 anime is so very pretty)#and anyhow I had watched Cowboy Bebop a few years back expecting a space western and instead got the space noir story#(good in itself but MAJOR whiplash to my expectations)#and now I'm finding Trigun is literally just a scifi western set in space and I'm loving it honestly#will probably need to watch the 90s anime in hopes it follows the manga storyline more closely than the '23 anime#if only bc despite the story being Very Good I cannot follow the action scenes at all like I have no idea what is going on in fights#and I think the fights would be very cool if I just know what the fuck was going on#anyhow naming conventions continue to be baffling#this is the whole ''there is fruit and animal symbolism in the series Fruits Basket and Tokyo Mew Mew guess which goes w/ which'' for me#but space themed#oracle of lore
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Generally love how with Gravity Falls resurgence, comes new takes on the various Gravity Falls AUs.
#currently i think the popular one is relativty falls#aka the twins switch places with the stan twins and other characters are switched around as a result#kinda hoping reverse falls gets popular again#need to see takes on that au that isnt just weird as fuck art on literal children#but also just saw someone do the oracle as bill in relatviity falls and just yes#finally a different take on bill in these aus#as normally its just bill but different color#thats a new idea all together and would be so cool to see
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IM ALIVE
#sorry for the half radio silence#im around!!!!! im normal#ig havent an interest in social media besides for palestinian news#im like. in my head..#im here tho. its actually been rlly nice. tumblr good but also. so is literally everything else#You will hear things about Lancer dog days from me SOON.#because jesus fucking christ#do you remember when i said yves was very keen on appeasing the oracle before the oracle completely fucking ruined everything for him.#Well.#we have met it. the oracle. and it tried again it tried to command yves to kill the entire team and for the first time in the various loops#yves refuses and immediately goes into hostilities#and now we are going to kill God.
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Started thinking about blue beetle again during work and did realize Jaime definitely just has PTSD. Like canonically. Jaime heads im so sorry I was saying I was just headcanoning it you guys should kill me with hammers
#I was like well yeah he literally had flashbacks but#I think its the peacemaker brain rot. Peacemaker has me convinced you need in universe files from a characters#therapist for them to have trauma.#but yeah ok it was because I was thinking about the whole#''He was gone for a year and then he comes back and everythings different and-#-hes Also different' thing.#Did also remember the scene of him snapping at Oracle. also in general#alot of the ''Jaime fucking snaps' moments are him clearly being traumatized#I havent been reading the current Jaime mini sorry if thats been going even more into this and I look#Even MORE foolish
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reading Batman no man’s land and the best part so far is catwoman casually calling him pookie

#okay but that whole scene is so insane likw Bruce really set a trap for her to come alllll the way in Gotham knowing she’s in Manhattan#only to ask her to go back and steal something from Manhattan and she’s pisses off bc she almost died coming to Gotham#and he’s like you’ll do this for me because *and then makes out with her*#and he doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying it???? he looks so angry??????? and then she’s like ok fine#love my maniplative malewife#and afterwards oracle is like I don’t trust her and is shit talking her bc well the thing she’s supposed to get for Bruce she’s selling it#for the highest bid online and giving it to fucking Olympus and oracle is cussing selina out and is pisses off and is stressing#and bruce is like yeah.. but she’s a cat 🥺#I’m not even joking he literally is like as a defence is like she’s a cat#for no reason?????????#it’s so insane#also sorry for using the cursed bowlcut tim haircut#batman#batman no man’s land#no man’s land#Bruce Wayne#selina kyle#catwoman#tim drake#robin#batman and robin#laz.exe#dc
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Damian, slamming the door open: do you imbeciles know where grayson is
Jason: no
Cass: *shrugs*
Tim: no. and stop slamming the—
Damian: *stomps off angrily* *slams door shut*
Steph, eating snacks in the dark:
6ft hooded man, climbing in through the window: hey have you seen dickfa—
Steph: FUCK!
Jason, soaked with juice:
Jason: im taking that as a no
Duke: “∫(x^n * e^(sin(x^2)) * cos(1/x) / (1 + (ln(x))^3)) dx”
Duke: ??
Duke: what. what is this
Duke: am i even still in high school???
Duke: where is dick when you need him
Tim: im literally right here
Duke: no the last time i let you help me you cussed me out and made me cry
Oracle, on comms: black bat, report
Black Bat: here
Oracle: robin, report
Robin: tt
Oracle: red hood?
Red Hood: here
Oracle: nightwing, report
Black Bat:
Robin:
Red Hood:
Oracle:
Oracle: nightwing?
Robin: nightwing has not been seen since yesterday
Robin:
Robin: it is time to assume the worst
Red Hood: *sighs loudly*
Black Bat: ☺️
Robin, closing his eyes, gritting his teeth: …it is time to call batman
Red Hood: *groans even louder*
Oracle:
Oracle: did you ask him
Red Hood: what
Oracle: did you ask nightwing where he is
Red Hood:
Robin:
Black Bat:
Oracle:
Red Hood: of course i did
Oracle: i can see you texting behind your back
Red Hood: stop looking at my a— ow! bb?!
Black Bat: no swearing, robin’s here
Robin: i am not a child
Red Hood: whatever
Red Hood:
Red Hood: motherfu—

“dick grayson grew up an only child and should be acting like an only child!!!” i scream as they drag me back to arkham asylum
#✍️#batfam#batman#dick grayson#damian wayne#cassandra cain#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#unfortunately i am with siblings#so sorry for possible misrepresentation of only children
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actually, one of my favorite things about Silent Hill is that the hospital is a horrifying recurring location and it's made fairly clear that the doctors who ran it were the root of almost all the fucked up shit that makes the hospital a horror location, like sure some of the patients were fucked up too bc this is SH and 99% of the characters are fucked up, but the doctors were very much not good people either
#see I hate psychological horror stuff typically bc it's like ''psych patient is evil and scary''#which is ableist and also boring as fuck#but Silent Hill gets psychological horror right bc it's literally just ''the protagonist's own psyche is haunting them'' and not like#crazy people are evil#rather it's more people are people and there is a deep tragedy in being caged in by your own fears/guilt/etc.#but also perhaps most importantly there's a way out of that cage most of the time#and also SH is sometimes about people trying to resurrect an eldritch horror god in some games#but the victims of said attempts to resurrect said god are still deeply humanized#even if there is some weird: she is her mother and herself and herself removed and her daughter and god and not god at the same time#but like people who hold power over others and abuse that power have never been good guys in SH so like SH gets it#oracle of lore
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