#mumpumlum

[mumpumlumtasmati]

Now please kindly remove yourself from my person, or I'll get my dad." Peter said.

Bruce watched the small being walk into the shop he'd seen Joker go into moments before. And through the window, could see the brown haired child pointing at him as he clung to Joker's arm.

The Batman scurried away in shock. That little blastocyst had tattled on him?!

And what was up with that?

Dad?

He'd adopted him? For real?!

Ew!!

New chapter up now🥳🥳.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63932437/chapters/169899247#main

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover via https://ift.tt/hJHQyEu

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover via https://ift.tt/dpl8zTN

[crossoverfanficfanatic]

Work in progress, but so far one of my favorites. It’s humorous & wholesome.

[currently-listed]

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[mumpumlumtasmati]

She had a pastel blue dress on, and the sleeves had the most vomit inducing ruffles Hayden had ever seen. Her foundation was sixteen shades too dark- if she wasn't careful, she'd be apprehended for a hate crime. And her lipstick could barely be seen because the top lip was non-existent. What was visible to the naked eye, was the most vulgar shade of orange that should never have been made commercially available to the general public to begin with. But she had somehow made it look like the result of a spicy curry on a Friday night had been smeared on her face.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43491201/chapters/170866051

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dpl8zTN by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/dpl8zTN

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover via https://ift.tt/KxenCg2

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KxenCg2 by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KxenCg2

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/s49Tfx5 by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/s49Tfx5

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/s49Tfx5 by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/s49Tfx5

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover via https://ift.tt/s49Tfx5

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/znQxqIP by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/znQxqIP

[ao3feed-harleyquinn]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover via https://ift.tt/znQxqIP

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hJHQyEu by Mumpumlum "So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble. "Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante. Or!! The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do. Words: 2092, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Joker (DCU), Joker's Henchmen (DCU), Edward Nygma, Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot, Pamela Isley, Leslie Thompkins, Jim Gordon (DCU), Clark Kent, Waylon Jones Relationships: Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Joker (DCU) & Peter Parker, Waylon Jones & Peter Parker, Edward Nygma & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Clark Kent & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon & Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Harleen Quinzel, Oswald Cobblepot & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker in Gotham, Cinnamon Roll Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Dick Grayson, Protective Jason Todd, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker is Not Okay, Peter Parker is Trapped Under a Building, Well... having a nap under it., Confused Peter Parker, Confused Bruce Wayne, Confused Batfamily (DCU), Confused Gotham, What is this kid doing?!, Joker gets a job, Riddler gets a job, Everyone gets a job!!, Because Peter won't stand for less, Peter Parker is a teen parent, Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine, He shines brighter than the batsignal, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Crack and Angst, Crack Crossover read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hJHQyEu