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neonponders · 2 years
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🥶 (also would love it if you walk about candle play too 👀)
🥶 — Have they ever experimented with ice cubes? + candles
Less voluntary experimenting and more Steve complained too much during a summer day and got a cup of ice poured into his shorts.
Steve complains enough about his dick falling off from "Sprite frost bite" and Billy relents to give him a blow job...
At first it's hilarious because Steve does taste like Sprite. But then Billy becomes strangely fascinated by the feeling of Steve's skin warming underneath his lips. He wanders everywhere, from the points of Steve's hip bones, to the tops of his thighs. His dick doesn't even warm up from Billy's mouth; just passing touches and his hot breath.
When Billy finds a small ice cube lingering in the folds of Steve's shorts, he shocks the hell out of Steve by holding it to the tip of his cockhead with his mouth.
All things considered, they had a great time. Steve did cool off, but between Billy's arbitrary wiles and Steve knee-ing Billy in the chest, they both agree that ice-play is just too dangerous for them.
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(I'm so sorry, because my brain went into a dark, canon place for candles.)
Mind Flayer likes it cold, right? So after Billy survives, he becomes a bit too interested in heat sources. His government-prescribed shrink worries he's self-harming because of the burns on his hands - especially on his left arm. Like he's trying to burn those black veins out of his body.
Steve has the same shrink because Russian chemicals and head injuries mean that he needs medication sometimes. His eyes have trouble focusing on hard days, which mean he can't drive and by some sort of irony, Billy still can.
So after a year, Steve notices during a hot summer day that Billy is resting his left arm on the cooking metal roof of his car. His skin is hot pink on both sides, seared and broiled from the metal and overhead sun.
Steve asks their shrink if that kind of thing is normal or just a "Billy thing."
"He's been eccentric as long as I've known him, so I can't really tell the difference."
The shrink smiles sadly. "Billy is a very sweet person. His more eccentric qualities are defensive maneuvers. Not against you. Against...a lot of things, mostly in his own mind."
Well Steve Service Top Worrier Harrington doesn't like that.
[I accidentally back-spaced AS SOON as this was done, and lost half of this ficlet orz so I’m sorry for the half-assed finish.]
• long story short, Steve gets Billy some weed candles.
• they go to the quarry and hotbox in Billy’s repaired Camaro. It’s romantic because it’s all candle-lit and stuff.
• Billy starts playing with the flame of a candle and Steve takes his hand hostage, putting it on his leg.
• Billy says that the pocket warmers are one-time use, so he has a bunch of hackey sacks now.
• They start having regular dates at the quarry, hotboxing in the car, and Billy gets more scrapes (and hickeys) from playing with the “hackey sacks” than burning himself now.
• Munson gets a small fortune from making weed candles.
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Ask Game here ~
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whatkindofnameisella · 4 months
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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.
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mzcain27 · 11 months
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I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part
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bananonbinary · 3 months
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for ages i thought i didnt like drag because of internalized homophobia but it turned out i just don't like bright lights and loud music and really visually complicated things
spd is homophobic i guess is what im saying
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adamshallperish · 6 months
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my beautiful girlfriend "open link in new tab"
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chewchuck · 2 months
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dungeon meshi // abbey - mitski
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silvermoon424 · 7 months
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This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count and am an excellent touch typer.
However, I've heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it's assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren't as good.
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hellspawnmotel · 1 month
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intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)
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golyadkin · 4 months
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
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ilyberrymuch · 8 months
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you can also put in the tags how old you were, again im nosy lol
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jesterable · 9 months
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flowey and frisk are siblings and i wont take a single other take. chara is there in Spirit! Ha ha . get it
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attyattlaw · 5 months
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like hiring a horse to dogsit
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ptr-sqloint · 9 months
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mechanical guts
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pigswithwings · 9 months
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Show some love! [Based on this post]
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ridleyytheriddler · 1 year
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🩵🤎🖤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🩷🩵🤎🖤🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤💛💛💛💛💛💛 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤💚💚💚💚💚💚 🩷🩵🤎🖤💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 🩵🤎🖤💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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patrickztump · 6 months
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got an ipad so i had to draw my son in his many positions of rest
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