#my dick is going to explode

[drballinator]

THERES SOMEONE I THINK IS SO PRETTY BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL THEM W/O IT SOUNDING WEIRD 😭😭

[forgotten-daydreamer]

I think I might be able to post two prompts tonight if my brain decides to snap out of it and stop throbbing (I gotta study first but I should be done by 7 pm tops so in like 3 hrs). So yeah check out the first eight days of Batfam Febuwhump 2024 while I go do that, and don't be shy, my inbox is always open (anon too) so if you have questions / suggestions / anything regarding my fics don't hesitate!!

Edit: not only I'm going to post two of them in the next few hours (I'm still writing), but one of them (day 9!) is way longer than any other work in the series. Don't get used to it though!!

Edit 2: I promised you, didn't I? Over 4k words! Of! Pure! Angst! Ft Good Sis Babs! Good Dad Bruce! Pit Mad Jason! Trauma! Check out Batfam Febuwhump day nine (alt.): found footage on AO3, yaaaaay!!

[av01d3d]

curvy/chubby! reader x Aragorn

Warnings: fem/afab reader, a little smut teehee

no cuz imagine curvy/chubby! Reader is arranged to marry Aragorn to make an alliance between both royal family’s, and he sees you and IMMEDIATELY his eyes dip down to your thighs and hips. You two got along great, there were close to no problems with your marriage! Except, well, the citizens didn’t quite like the thought of him marrying someone who had curves, instead of someone skinny. He told you not to pay any mind to them, because they didn’t know what they were talking about. I mean, damn, that man worships you!!

Like, you can’t tell me he isn’t into the idea of breeding. He practically begs you to give him an heir! <3 everytime he sees you sprawled out on your shared bed, with nothing on.. it does things to him. And my god is that man into some dirty talk. Usually it’s something along the lines of “taking me so well, my love.” “Yeah? You’re going to give me an heir? Gunna let me fill you up?” RAHHH but can you blame him?? You’re perfectly built to be a mother, he’s not gunna let that chance slip away!! <3

[qcomicsy]

*slaps Dick Grayson* This bad boy can fit so much guilt in him

[aman1taverna]

how do you live like this 😭

[bamboozled-distress]

after seeing a few posts i can’t stop thinking about Bruce’s moral compass and how far it goes like did he refuse to drink underage? did he lecture and was honest to god genuinely upset when he found dick in his latter robin days high as a kite with Wally or something? Does he see litter on the street and pick it up and put it in the trash? Does he wait five minutes at a crosswalk waiting till the traffic light turns red because jay walking is his worst nightmare? In his billionaire playboyness did he refuse to sleep with anyone if they were married? Does he never have a parking ticket because he would rather be late to a board meeting then dare go above the speed limit? Did he go to Tim’s room once and see a one way road sign hung up and covered his mouth in horror because his son stole that?

and i know he separates his Bruce Wayne persona and Batman but like what if the one thing that connects them both is that goddamn moral compass? Like he’s on patrol and sees some kid sneaking out at like 3am from their house and just looms over them with a dead expression until they go back in? He peeps out behind this random guy in the little cubical he works in and gravelly whispers that he needs to move his car from his parking spot. He sees this couple trespassing and throws a batarang before they can go any further as a warning.

and oh my god now I’m imagining that scene from avengers age of ultron like the whole batfam are fighting this big bad and they’re all speaking through the comms and one of the kids a little exasperated is kind of like “you sure we can’t kill?” and batman in a zone kind of says in his dark voice without thinking says “it’s illegal” and then he’s like wait no- and everyone kind of just laughs at him and makes fun of him for it for like his entire life and i just think this is my favourite thing ever

[new-haven-psych-ward]

the number of times i have almost gotten a paetron cuz cool artists have Secret Bonus Content isn't negligible, but the thing that's got me to almost break and do it is four idiots playing their cringefail vampire ocs and making dick jokes and the only reason i'm hanging on is that they have the first five episodes available publicly and I haven't finished those yet. anyways, the duality of man strikes again.

[thekidsarentalright]

number one patrick voice in pax am days enjoyer. jesus fucking christ

SOOOO REAL AND TRUE jesus fucking christ indeed. i need that man to use an assertive angry desperate tone more often please pleass please please

[judicent]

Yeah, I did fill 4 sketchbooks in 4 months so far this year. Huh? Am I gonna post even an ounce of it? Well, you see, I am allergic to my phone, so you will have to come CATCH ME

[dayurno]

“if you could give your favorite character a new skill what would it be” easy question. i want to see kevin day doing stripper heel clacking with a passion

[khaotunq]

you know, now would be the perfect time for mew to reveal he's ace

[anatheyma]

I want you to corrupt me. Smear your blood all over my pale face and smile at me with those perky fangs, digging your nails in my skin and softly tearing it apart. Bruise me entirely. Break my soul into millions of pieces and let it rot. I will nuzzle my face on your neck and push my teeth against your flesh, drinking your blood until you get dizzy and lightheaded. I am nothing but your servant and you are to me my absolute saviour.

The mere thought of your warmth against my body makes my blood burning hot. The pretty desperate face you make when the head of my cock pulses against your walls, pushing through your sensitive spots. My rosary dangling in front of your eyes and gracefully grazing the silver against your lips, my fingers forcing your mouth open so you can suck on it. My forehead resting against yours and my free hand squeezing the flesh on your hips as I thrust even deeper, our scent becoming one as our breathing collides. The taste of impurity filling my mouth when I kiss you, the jewelry on my tongue rubbing against your fangs when my sinful seed spills inside of your womb. I beg of you to make me completely obsessed and only yours.

Aren't you so beautiful, Eddie? More divine than any angel and more immaculate than any saint. Every single inch of your skin is worth the sin. I want you to bring me hell and despair with only your touch. Make me so obsessed with you that the only thing I want to do to you is killing you.

Putting my hands on your throat and robbing you of the comfortable feeling of breathing properly, your big doe eyes staring at me in disbelief while your nails scratch the skin on my wrists. Something throbs deep inside you and I know you want it as much as I want it, so I do not stop even when your face becomes red and you start crying. If you could talk, you would probably beg me not to do it... but I think that having no will is the best part! I am looking down at you with eyes of a lover instead of a killer.

"I could never hate you, did you know? I am doing this because I love you way too much".

I want to believe that maybe my words could ease your impulses of resisting but maybe it would be the opposite. Isn't it funny, Eddie? You are dying for my sins too.

–🦴

OKAY FUCK THIS IS GOOD... i'm gonna need to take a cold shower... anyway when are you coming over so we can play this scenario out irl ahahaha just kidding i mean ahahahaha sweats

[drifloonz]

one day ill be annoying ab my selfship again . although i enjoy that ppl enjoy my writing most of this is entirely self indulgent, projection, and for me . being so real .

[cryptocorvid]

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[starlooove]

Ok but Dana being like ‘you don’t get it you don’t get it you don’t get it’ and Jason can’t respond bc he DOES get it! And he reacted worse! Dana, if a bit irresponsible, is doing smth purely productive for her community. Despite her issues with her sister she’s not targeting her or being fueled purely by anger (eh..complicated but yknow) etc. Jason DOES get it and he doesn’t know how to approach Dana besides telling her to just relax bc for him he went 10000% and then hit rock bottom and THATS when he had to pause and step back. If he and dick had that convo when he was at HIS worse it would’ve ended in a fist fight at best. He gets what Dana’s going through but he doesn’t know how to approach her because she’s coping! She has her supportive loving community around her, there’s never a question of whether she’ll go to bat for her sister; unlike early RH Jason! He doesn’t know how to deal with her because she has that safety net and the worst part is that he knows she’s disregarding it to an extent bc she’s never been in that same position he’s been in; she can’t ever be because she’s good and he’s not and he needs her to keep that and if he has to hound her and be backup and the voice of reason; by god if he has to be the Batman to her red hood he will!

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: February 26

“Diamonds in the Mud” by Gerry Cinnamon