#not as a joke. dead serious.

[bedcorpse]

im gonna be real celebrities feeling weirded out by ppl speculating abt whether or not they’re fucking their friends is not homophobic or a sign of being closeted it’s bc it is weird actually

[dclovesdanny]

DcxDp prompt

Dead serious 3/4

Damian ran away from home after a bad fight with Bruce and accidentally entered a natural portal. Danny finds him and agrees to help him get home, and they fall in love along the way, with Ellie wingwomaning the whole time.

This is after that though, when Danny decides to join Damian in his dimension. Clockwork agrees, but he warns them that while it’s been almost a year for them, it’s been only a month back in Gotham, and their bodies will change to match that, with a few abnormalities for Danny. The journey may also cause Ellie to de age.

Now, the Batfam have been looking for Damian for a while, driving themselves crazy. They got confirmation that magic was involved, and are assuming it’s a kidnapping. So when a portal opens in their backyard, they are expecting a fight.

They aren’t expecting Damian to step out with another boy who had Black hair with a white streak like Jason, but bigger. He was cradling a baby who had the same dark hair.

“It’s weird seeing you look so young again.” The unknown boy says. Then, he sees them, and they all notice how one of his eyes is almost glowing green. “You ready to introduce me and the munchkin to your family? ‘Cause they are staring at us like they have seen a ghost.”

[thepersonperson]

Sukuna is Peak Gap Moe. I’ll never be over this. This bastard talks tough, eats people, and kills like a woodchipper and yet…he is a poetic little sap. Getting mad over an improper haikus, the misidentification of flowers…and confessing his feelings to Gojo Satoru under several layers of wordplay no one except those well-versed in ancient Japanese would catch.

I've been over this in greater detail in Sukuna's Negative Rizz, but @tangsakura added more context in the replies to that post, making Sukuna's use of 凡夫 (bonpu) for Gojo even gayer.

In summary, 凡夫 (bonpu) can be translated as painfully ordinary or unenlightened. But in the individual kanji readings, 凡 is mediocre and 夫 is husband. You could read this as Sukuna calling Gojo his mediocre husband. And that's just the modern readings! The ancient readings...

So you can read this line from Sukuna as the following:

“You were born in an era without me and hailed as 'The Strongest'

1) And yet you turned out to be…painfully ordinary.”

2) And yet you turned out to be…unenlightened.”

3) And yet you turned out to be…a mediocre husband/wife/spouse.”

4) And yet you turned out to be…the ordinary one who could stand by my side.”

Sukuna seems to be saying these things all at once. (It’s no different than the Megumi Activities wordplay he uses with Enchain. Alt. link if the Twitter dies.) Gojo apparently makes him feel very conflicted. He’s boring, he can do better, he shouldn’t even call himself the Honored One, he’s his equal, they’re married. The irony here is that no one except Sukuna can understand this.

[lijeuxs]

guys this is my really really good high quality amazing 11/10 jegulus fanart

it took me years actually

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

[beanghostprincess]

this specific sanji rewired my brain completely at the time to the point that it's quite literally the only thing that can make me reach full happiness now

[colorfulcowboykingdom]

I've come across multiple interviews with the Beatles where they joke about being gay and it's like.....are you sure it's a joke anymore... "Paul won't have me." ????"Were both queer anyway, y'know." What??? What do you mean by "well, we're all homosexuals."??? Hello??? /j

[ace-dodo]

"kaeya is such a playboy and sleeps around in mondstadt"

Kaeya canonically talks to his coin and tells it jokes he thinks are good just to win coin tosses

[tenthousandguns]

STOP complaining that it's Stampede's fault that Vash gets mischaracterized as a wibbly bottom. know your history. vintage trigun yaoi from the 00s proves that people have mischaracterized that man as a wibbly bottom since Forever.

[hamletthedane]

….I don’t believe you

[philyuri]

can someone PLEASE. PLEAAAASE ask a question about phillippa for a preshow. i miss her. i think about her. i want phil to talk about her please

[pseudophan]

life is so hard when you understand everything dan and phil mean all the time and you constantly have to see people misunderstand them 💔

[marchessa]

If I ever get married, and my partner doesn’t vow to stand by my side from now until the end. Until we find the One Piece or die trying... I’ll leave their arse at the altar.

[gingerswagfreckles]

How is the Musk vs. Zuckerberg cage fight not all over tumblr immediately this is insane this is God's gift to mankind this is the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of planet earth. Eat the rich???? Eat the rich??!!?!?! We aren't going to even get the CHANCE to eat the rich bc they are literally, LITERALLY going to kill each other with their teeth!!!!!

[cheekyboybeth]

I need a remus lupin or an evan rosier this instant

[neilperryismine]

realising I’ll never have what todd and neil have unless I actually leave my room and go find it