#old man Remus

[resident-gay-bitch]

Part 5 of random Pinterest images that remind me of my fav marauders characters (that I won’t draw because I suck at drawing but you totally can if you want please!):

[florsial]

Coming on here to say that Sirius Black is my deranged 1920s beauty Queen, looking like he came straight from a silent film wearing a shiny black slip and cigarette in one hand while his other is around Remus’ waist to pull him into Sirius’ lap.

He’s leaving black lipstick stains over Remus’ face btw 🫶

[m00neroni]

look at him right in the eye.

he is a bottom with a breeding kink who loves being pregnant

[atlasdoe]

IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE MORE "DUMBLEDORE WHERE HAVE YOU BURRIED ALL YOUR CHILDREN" TIKTOK WITH A BUNCH OF CHARACTERS WHOS DEATHS DUMBLEDORE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH I AM GOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND

[starmoondany]

Despite being ridiculously attractive, Remus hates himself. And he is very insecure, especially with the way he looks. When he looks in the mirror, he can only see his dark circles, his scars, how tired he looks after every full moon.

That became a thousand times worse as he started to get older. Remus always looked older. He always looked tired, exhausted, and when twenty began to fall away from him, and some early gray hair began to appear in his hair, Remus began to despise himself even more. And the worst was that Sirius wasn't there to comfort him. The worst was that Sirius wasn't there to grow old with him.

[oleslu]

I am so late but happy birthday to the boy, can’t believe he’s 63

[grim-vs-lizard]

(*includes the books and spin-off movies/musicals :) - Lizard)

(*don't mind me using the Asides poster it's the only one that actually includes Janus and Remus RIP -Grim)

[enbysiriusblack]

i always forget remus and james are canonically white, so when i see their canon selves my reaction is literally:

[impishtubist]

seed moon informal pregnancy fest

I have been causing chaos on Discord with @mkaugust and @remuspotterblack for days since seeing this post and now I'm gonna do something about it.

The "seed moon" full moon is April 23rd. Let's knock up Remus. @lizlemonbennet @mellupin I've seen you posting about knocking up Remus in recent days. Anyone else?

Obviously we should knock up Remus outside of April 23rd, but @elder-millennial-trash bullied me so now I am making it an informal thing.

[theunknownpoetssociety]

wolfstar variants

[dark-elf-writes]

I wanna give Harry a werewolf bf his age so they can omegaverse without the rest of the verse being omegaverse

I mean the glory of ocs and crossovers make it so we can do exactly that.

That being said imagining a werewolf in Harry’s year who already has such a horrendously obvious crush on Harry by the time Remus arrives and the two for them are definitely glaring at each other the whole time has me cackling tbh

[mothlau]

modern wolfstar but sirius is a scam tarot reader at small town fairs (he got the cards from a thrift store for a few pounds, watched one video on how to read them and he decided it's his best shot at making some money to survive). cue the fair where he's working ends up in a small town from wales where, lo and behold, he keeps pulling the moon and the death card for everyone. a small child that can't be older than 5? they get the death card. an old lady who wanted to know how her tomatoes will do this summer? death.

now, sirius does know that the death card means new beginnings and it's not as bad as it seems but everyone just starts calling him names and his clientele lessens by the day because everyone finds out about his cards and how he's the bringer of death (literally no one died since he got there so he finds the new nickname a bit overkill).

he's too worried about his scamming abilities though. he just can't shake the weird feeling he gets when he pulls moon out again, even after he takes the damn card out of his pack because he's sick of seeing it (he leaves the death card in because he does find it funny)

but then, on the night before the full moon, when he's just getting ready to pack his cards and cheap props and call it a day, a farmer comes to get a reading. he's still in his overalls because he came straight from the farm here to check out the card reader who the villagers keep saying is predicting deaths on the full moon to see what the fuss is about.

sirius is smitten as soon as the farmer opens his mouth, but imagine his surprise when he hears that he's been slowly making people fear him again, after he just convinced them that he's a kind guy. and imagine his bigger surprise when the cute farmer with hay stuck in his hair and mud on his overalls tells him he's a werewolf.

[velvetwyrms]

A very silly continuation of my earlier Moony post as it's a full moon.

Feel less chompy soon remy <3

honourable mentions: @black-occamy @celestemagnoliathewriter @in-love-with-remus-lupin @moonysdora

[m00neroni]

what this fandom needs is more pregnant remus lupin content and crazy dad mode activated sirius. give me whimsy and giggles and fantasy

[loganslowdown4]

Roman: Happy birthday Pat! I bought you a huge chocolate chip cookie!

Patton: Yay!

Roman: But then I ate it.

Patton: Aww.

Roman: So I got you another one!

Patton: Yay!

Roman: But I ate that too.

Patton: What.

Roman: So I made you a cake instead!

Patton: .....But?

Roman: *sighs* Remus got to it first.

*Logan, Virgil, Janus, Remus appearing with a proper cake, Remus’ face covered in blue icing*

Logan: Which is why we planned for several backups. Happy, uh, appearance day, my friend.

*happy birthdays from the rest all around*

Patton: *laughing* I love all my kiddos!

[maladaptivewriting]

terrorizing remadora shippers on tiktok by reminding them that she had to beg him to marry her, the first thing he did when she got pregnant was leave her ass, and then they both abandoned their newborn to go die in battle