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dagbert-endless · 9 months ago

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i’d make a dagbert playlist except it would be just better son/daughter by rilo kiley

oh nice 👀

And sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on And your friends they sing along and they love you But the lows are so extreme, that the good seems fucking cheap And it teases you for weeks in its absence

ough I see it... I see it...

#asks #if we all band together and give me more songs to steal my Dagbert playlist can reach 50 songs #or 40 #it's at 41 but I know I'd delete some songs if I ever got off my lazy ass and made a spotify playlist #though a good chunk is actually songs I stole from people on the Discord #hmmm #ANYWAYS. point is that I highly encourage anyone that wants to try making a Dagbert playlist to make one #so I can steal from it lmfao

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drumlincountry · 2 months ago

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

#Me Fein #There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet #Or nettles #Getting to know your neighbours changes your life #You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore #Botany #Plants #When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come #Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come

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ladyshinga · 11 months ago

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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

#i'm like 40% kidding #hmm #35%

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technovillain · 5 months ago

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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years #i love how these turned out #alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3 #her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty #also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags #i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney #beauty and the beast #sleeping beauty #do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy #redesign

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dykeofmisfortune · 2 months ago

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reading a fic and they have a canonically repressed character say something directly and proudly

#i’m such a hater bro #but also like. that 40 year old white man does not know what a pronoun is

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bored-boring-and-tired · 1 year ago

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i propose that instead of pride month, we have queer year (queer people are treated like actual people all year long)

edit: @ilackhumanqualities wins best addition to this post

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omtai · 30 days ago

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you can go outside and hit things with a stick. it’s spring you can do anything

#i just spent 40 mins doing this. and now i’m gonna take a bubble bath. Insane deadline in 3 days btw #omtai post

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nintendont2502 · 3 months ago

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manager asked me to take "just one more delivery" before I finished and then hit me with this

yeah. sure man

#driving around with 40 unsecured pizzas in the back of my car sure is an experience #not a good one!#took so long that i ended up finishing half an hour late but ah well. sweet sweet overtime #me.txt

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starbuck · 2 years ago

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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aerequets · 4 months ago

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this is vaguely going off a comment someone left about yor paying loid a compliment but this comic just kind of went in a totally different direction lol. it is very messy even by my standards tbh but we're gettin back into the swing of it... Slowly

#i asked for drawing requests forever ago and got like 40 total but the art block... has really been blocking #like nothing i drew was up to my standards #which makes sense bc i havent drawn in over a month and like anything else u gotta keep practicing drawing constantly to stay fresh #but man #its so annoying lol #anyways #spy x family #my art #loid forger #sxf #yor forger #twiyor

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alienthegreenalien · 1 year ago

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the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

#honorable mentions: pathologizing every behavior and saying youre into old people when u mean ppl in their 30s/40s

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noelledeltarune · 2 years ago

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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queerpanicking · 1 month ago

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