#or did it with humour

[aliceintummblrland]

Me foaming at the mouth : Rhaenyra and Aegon are both awful monarchs. Rhaenyra was named heir and if you follow medieval logic yeah she was usurped but I will enjoy the character who serve more cunt

Them : But are you team Black or team Green ?🧐🧐

Me with high blood pressure : I'm Team let those blondes b*tch self destruct

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[buried-in-stardust]

Eight Steeds video here.

[eng by me]

[billiuspendragon]

What if Saiki turned his world into a gag-anime because he's using humour as a coping mechanism?

What if, as a child, he mind-controlled the world into thinking nothing is serious, and that nothing has consequences, and as a result nobody's trauma is taken seriously?

As a teenager he's starting to realise his mistake and is half-heartedly fighting against this, which is why he's always the one to comment on how weird or extreme something is when nobody else seems to notice.

But it's too late, and he knows it. He can never undo his mind-control, and his world will always be a silly gag-anime where nothing serious is ever addressed.

[cac-comic]

ISSUE ????: cataclysms

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

saw this post and was like JAKE LONG??? LOOK AT HIS LIL CUTE GRUMPY ROUND FACE i just had to do a little redraw 😭

and its an absolute travesty that Jake didn't get to roast Dr. Doofenshmirtz (im sure he would have such fire *snort* bangers)

also bonus doodle because ;3

[professorhayforbreath]

really though why would they cut doa records and make the waterbed store the entrance to the underworld? it should've been the other way around imo. like i remember rick admitting the movie making the hollywood sign the entrance to the underworld was a cool idea, and that worked bc it functioned similarly to the book—a record studio, hollywood, either way it's the same wink wink commentary on fame and glamour actually being a gateway to hell ('selling your soul to the devil'). sure it's cliche but at least there's a thought pattern you can follow there. that was a big part of the fun of the books, seeing the ways the real world and the mythological world blended, and in the show we're losing that. the entrance to the underworld is a goddamn waterbed store because...? no good reason.

[unnamednarrator]

i think calling katniss’ bluff is in peeta’s top 5 favourite activities

[cosmosully]

i am not immune to barbie meme

[ikarakie]

reading a fic on ao3: wow… this is everything i ever wanted in a fic… every idea is exactly something i’ve thought of… this is beautiful …. i must check the author …..

(the author was me.)

(i forgot a whole ass fic that I WROTE!!!!)

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

[katnissandpeetamellark]

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Matthias: Aren’t you gay?

Wylan: I love how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologise

[undead-furbies]

When another alter fronts mid-sentence and you end up saying

"Youre a dumb piece of shit my beloved child"

[sad-endings-suck]

“Why would you even ship that character with anybody?! He’s basically irredeemable to me—“

TO YOU!! He’s irredeemable to you. But some of us are silly geese that like our men to be the sexy, sad, feral, pathetic wet cats that they really are deep down, because we aren’t allergic to joy.

Is that okay with you??!? Is that permissible in the eyes of the Chronically Online Board of Hypothetical Ethics and Human Resources for Fictional Characters That Are Not Real™️®️.

You can go enjoy your curated selection of stale two dimensional wonderbread men in the corner, like the misguided pitiful lost soul that you are. the rest of us will be enjoying ourselves as our pathetic wet rag himbos and twinks kneel on the ground and beg to taste pussy/cock so hard they nearly come, like real men. just as god herself intended.

[writeouswriter]

Being visited by the 3 ghosts of Christmas but they're not trying to get me to be a better person, they're just trying to get me to work on my f*cking WIPs