Stephen Curry: Underrated (2023) Peter Nicks.
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Anyone else wanna fuck Peter B so hard that he briefly believes that he got pregnant? ✋
Just me?
Alright
Peter lets out a string of curses into the pillows as you ram into him one last time, your pelvis flush against the curve of his ass. You exhale sharply as you spill inside him, leaning your forehead against his back and stroking your hands over his soft body. He shivers in the aftermath of his own orgasm, panting softly as he tries to catch his breath. You press a kiss between his shoulderblades and ease your way out of him, taking a moment to admire the way cum drips from his hole in a pearly stream.
“Gotta get a test… in the mornin’…” You hear him mumble, making you raise an eyebrow.
You carefully move him onto his back, though not before pushing the soiled sheet off the bed. His eyes are heavy with exhaustion, but the expression on his face is undeniably satisfied. “Get a test for what?” You ask softly, confused, as you reach for the wipes on the bedside table.
“I’m pregnant.” Peter tells you, his voice slurred and dazed. He sounds completely out of it, and you have to bite the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing.
“Yeah?” You ask, gently wiping away the cum from his stomach and thighs.
“Mhm.” He hums, his eyes sliding closed. “Super pregnant. Got a… tummy an’ everythin’.”
“Okay, Pete,” You chuckle, tossing the wipes into the trash can. “We’ll get one in the morning.” You promise, slipping into bed and gathering him into your arms.
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personally I think we should lock columbo, benoit blanc and nick valentine in a room together and see what happens
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Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time
Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked
Fury: ...
Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission
Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence
Tony: ...Thank you Scott
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Fury doesn’t knows who Spider-Man is, so the mission for the Avengers is to take him down, Tony gives zero fuck and continues the lab days, movie nights and sleepovers.
One day after Peter designed a new suit he swung around to see how it fits. The Avengers just hanging out in the living room than Spider-Man swings in makes himself a cacao and swings out.
In the meeting after this:
Tony: Oh, I just forget too tell you
Fury: I hate you, so who is he
Tony: I’m not telling you
Fury: [so done with all] I hate my life [walks out of the room]
Tony: There it goes
Fury: [from far away] but I hate you more
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