#peter parker and pepper potts

[wynnd-citrus]

Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)

[thewrittenpodcast]

Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in

Peter: may won't pick up

Principal: no not your aunt. your mother

Peter: i don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed

Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life

Pepper, walking in: i was called

Peter:

Peter: your name is virginia?

Peter: my life is a lie

Peter: how can I go on

[shxrkk]

Pepper: Tony, you’ve been in the lab for two days! You need to sleep!

Tony: Come on, Pep— I’m not even tired and I’m almost done! Just one more day…

Pepper, leaving the lab:

Pepper, storming in five minutes later with Peter by her side:

Peter, sniffling dramatically: Mr. Stark, I’m tired :(

Tony, throwing all his tools down immediately and hurrying out of the lab: Welp, you heard the kid. Friday, dim the lights and cue up Star Wars. I’ll grab the weighted blankets. You grab the hot cocoa. We meet on the couch in five—

Pepper, slipping Peter ten bucks: Thanks sweetheart

Peter, now ten bucks richer, binging Star Wars, AND hanging out with Tony: Thank me? This is the best day of my life

[stxar-pvnk]

Peter: mister stark..I'm not going to college anymore.

Tony: what?! WHY-

Peter: oh and i hate AC/DC I think it's overrated

Tony breathing hard: WHAT IS GOING ON-

Peter: I'm also ditching you for mr captain America he's my new mentor

Tony having a near heartattack: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PARKER

Tony wakes up screaming, pepper worriedly asking what's wrong while Tony realises it was all a dream

Tony: oh thank god my life flashed before my eyes, I literally thought I lost my son for a second

Pepper: we don't...

Tony: Peter.

Pepper: ah. I see. Nightmares of him replacing you with Steve again?

Tony shuddering: I don't think I'll be able to look him in the eyes without feeling a sudden wash of rage..

[marv-el-spot]

@mcuchallenge  year of celebrations: June 1st - Global Parents day. 💕

Parents in the MCU. (not a complete list, I'm aware!)

[gunsandspaceships]

Quotes of “narcissistic” Tony Stark

[ironspidersblog]

Like father like son

[squilfmybeloved]

loving multiple ships is so fun like yeah thats tony's wife pepper, pepper's wife may, and pepper and may's wife natasha. yeah that's pepper's husband tony, tony's husband rhodey, tony's other husband steve, steve's husband bucky, bucky's boyfriend sam, bucky's girlfriend sarah, and tony's other OTHER husband stephen. and they're all coparenting peter parker, what about it?

[spideyson-stuff]

Harley calls Tony "Old Man" and "Dad"

Morgan calls Tony "Papa" and "Daddy"

Peter calls Tony "Mr. Stark" and "Tony"

Tony, Morgan and Harley are not happy about this

I imagine Peter calling Tony "Mr. Strak" by accident even after being officially adopted and and Morgan and Harley are like "You've got to be KIDDING me!?" and they look at Tony who's about to cry and are like "He's never going to get over this..."

A while later Harley Morgan and Pepper are comforting Tony saying that Peter still sees him as a father but Tony is still depressed

[anyaharveyii]

tony stark: *is intelligent*

peter parker: *fangirls*

peter parker: *is also intelligent*

tony stark: *smugly proud*

pepper pots: *fondly shakes head*

[hurtspideyparker]

Avengers High School AU

based on this post of mine

At a Party:

Clint: Here's a drink Pete

Tony: *takes solo cup from Peter* You idiot, he's underage!

Clint: So are we dipshit

Tony: *Chugs Peter's drink*

Clint: Whatever, I'll get him a lemonade

Tony: *Chugs his own drink*

—

Natasha: Steve I saw Tony heading for the janitor's closet

Steve: Okay?

Natasha: With Clint

Steve, sprinting down the hall: NOT THE TOILET PAPER BARTON

—

Bucky: Would you like to go out sometime?

Natasha: No

Bucky: I respect that. *Turns to Sam* would you like to go out sometime

Sam: Wait—but you just. What the hell man

Bucky: I'll take that as a no. *Turns to Clint* would you like to—

Clint: Fuck yeah

—

Tony: Did you hear about the fire in the chem lab?

Steve: Tony, what did you do

Tony: It wasn't me this time!

Steve: Oh. That's new

Tony: I mean I did text Bruce the calculations, it's not my fault he didn't see the decimal

Steve: Tony!

—

Natasha: And that's why I transferred in the middle of last year

Sam: Isn't that like...a crime

Natasha: Nobody will believe you.

Sam: What? What do you mean by that

Natasha, disappearing into the crowd:

Sam: What do you mean by that?!

—

Peter: Hi Captain!

Steve: You know only the football team calls me that Peter. I'm not your Captain

Peter: Yes sir

Steve: I'm only 2 years older than you, you don't need to call me sir either

Peter: Okay Captain!

Steve: No just...whatever

—

Tony: Hey Bruce whatcha reading

Bruce: AH! Oh hey dude

Tony: Wow you're jumpy. You need to relax

Bruce: I don't think I've relaxed once since I met you but thanks for the advice

—

Clint: Do you think Thor was held back?

Sam: Naw man, he's pretty smart

Clint: But he looks like he has a 401k and a mortgage

Bucky: Talks like it too

Sam: Maybe it's a Europe thing, school is different there

Clint: Maybe. Hey Thor! What's up buddy, how's the wife and kids?

Thor: Ay? Um...well? And yours my friend?

Clint: Fantastic! Well it was good seeing you

Thor: Alright then, farewell

Sam: What an odd guy

Bucky: Nice though

Clint: Real nice dude

—

Pepper: Tony, stop flirting with me to make Steve jealous

Tony: Whaaaaat, I would never

Pepper: You very loudly told your table, which is right next to mine, "I'm going to go flirt with Pepper to make Steve jealous"

Tony: Well do you think it's working?

Steve, at Tony's table: No

—

Peter: The decathlon supervisor is already one of my references, and I tutor for Mrs. Warren's freshman class a lot so I have her too. I also volunteered at a special needs camp over the summer, plus I applied for this competitive course where you write a research paper under a university professor for junior year, and if I get it that will look really good on my MIT application. I just hope it doesn't interfere with my internship at Oscorp. What about you, what are you doing to prepare for graduation? Aren't college apps due, like, next month for you?

Bucky: Well my boss at Dunkin Donuts said he'd give me a reference. Chicks in the drive through always tip me well

—

Sam: Why'd you punch Rumlow!

Steve: Cause he was saying creepy stuff about Natasha!

Bucky: You shouldn't have done that man

Steve: What do you mean, he was being a total asshole, I don't care if I get detention

Sam: It's not him you should be worried about

Natasha: Rogers, that was MY punch to throw

Steve: Oh no

Natasha: You think I'm some damsel in distress? Come here and I'll show you a damsel in distress

Steve: I, uh, gotta go *runs out the door*

Natasha: Which way did he go.

Sam: I didn't see nothin'

Bucky: Out those doors and to the left

Sam: Bruh

Bucky: A true friend understands when the consequences are necessary *kicks Rumlow who's still lying on the ground as he walks away*

—

Bruce: What did the racing hot dog say when he passed the finish line?

Tony: What

Bruce: I'm a wiener!

Everyone:

Bruce: Get it? Like winner?

Tony: It's okay man, just stick to academics

Thor: I have one! A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar

Everyone:

Thor: HAHAHA, what a coincidence for them all to arrive in the establishment simultaneously!

*Everyone bursts out laughing*

Bruce: Oh come on, that wasn't even a joke!

Tony: See he has charisma. It's all about the delivery Brucie Bear

—

Sam: Wait, you're saying that the elephant toothpaste all over the second floor right before midterms was you?

Rhodey: Hell yeah it was

Sam: But everyone blamed Tony. Even Tony's parents and the principal. The only reason he wasn't suspended was because the cameras were wiped of evidence, which was also blamed on Tony

Rhodey: Yeah you'd be surprised about how much stuff I do that Tony gets blamed for. Public image does wonders to create bias

Sam: What the hell? I thought you were the responsible one and Tony was your monkey on a leash. Why does he let you blame him?

Rhodey: Cuz he's a good bro. He gets to piss his parents off, I don't get kicked out of ROTC, and then we laugh about it afterwards

Sam: You evil geniuses...

—

Wanda: I want to get married

Natasha: Are you pregnant?

Wanda: What? No

Natasha: Oh thank goodness. Wait, then why do you want to get married

Wanda: Because it's romantic!

Natasha: And the tax benefits?

Wanda: No! Well, yes that would be nice, but no! I want to be a stay at home mom and have a nice family

Natasha: Girl you failed home economics and your type is men who think calling you their "situationship" is making it official, why don't we focus on finding the vertex for now

—

If u like this vibe I have a domestic Avengers "in a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce" series as well:

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 :P

[vyynn]

Clint: Raise your hands if you think Tony should get over himself and officially adopt Peter!

Tony: Why would I adopt a teen-

Tony: Pepper Potts, put your hand down. You too Peter Parker-Stark.

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: you can't ground me

Tony: can. Did. It's done you're grounded

Peter: but-

Pepper: no arguments you're grounded

Peter, saluting: yes ma'am Ms. Potts i am going to rethink my life in my room now

Tony:

Tony: HOW

[shxrkk]

Pepper, walking into the lab at 4 in the morning: are you two getting enough sleep?

Peter:

Tony:

Peter, raising his hand: sometimes, when i sneeze my eyes close

[lessislost]

I love when irondad fics include Pepper

I love motherly Pepper so much

when Peter calls her mom arwg arwg I just sob from happiness

She's always so sweet and fierce with a soft spot for Peter

When she loves watching Tony and Peter become father and son and then Peter drops the m word on her and she realizes that she's become a mother too

Or when she just automatically takes up the roll the moment she see him

So sweet I'm sobbing

[ironspidxr]

Imagine Tony spending his time stranded in space debating over and over how he’s going to tell May that her nephew is dead.

Imagine him being so hyper focused on his guilt and the massive loss he just experienced that, on top of the fact that he’s horribly malnourished and exhausted, he doesn’t even consider the idea that she might be gone too.

IMAGINE Pepper trying to get him to finally rest in the med bay after he gets back, but he refuses to calm down, insisting repeatedly, “No, no I need to call her— Pep, give me your phone. I— I need to talk to her!“ With no explanation.

Pepper keeps refusing, begging him to stop worrying for one minute and just rest, until she finally asks who the hell he would need to call so badly anyway, since everyone important to him should already be at the compound by then.

“I need to call May, Pep, she— she needs to come here, I need to tell her!“ Tony explains urgently, tugging on Pepper’s hand weakly and looking anxiously around the room for anywhere Pepper might have set her phone.

The realization of just how out of it Tony is hits Pepper hard, and all she can do is keep trying to calm him down until she finally has to say “Tony! listen to me. May’s gone.”

Tony blinks at her. “What?”

“Happy couldn’t get a hold of her after it happened, he— he went to the apartment and she was… she wasn’t there, Tony. You don’t need to call her.”

As a combination of sadness and relief crashes down on him, Tony can only shake his head no.

Pepper gives a sad nod before asking him again to please just lie down. He does, staring at the ceiling with an unseeing gaze, his mind disoriented and reeling.

The Parkers are gone.