Captainreecejames' F1 Whumptober Extraveganza Masterlist
Been craving some hurt/angst for Formula 1 Drivers? Then you've come to the right place! Here we have many stories featuring different drivers and scenarios all with different levels of hurt and angst (and of course comfort!) for you the reader to enjoy.
Notes from the Author: Below the cut will be the masterlist for my whumptober project. There are still 3 spots open for drivers, but no more requests for Lando, Max or Oscar please.
This will be updated with links and warnings when each post comes out, and I plan on the works being around 2000 words, but we will see how the stories write themselves.
β October 1st β
Concussion featuring Lewis Hamilton
"You really need to be more careful babe, your head is too precious to be injured."
β October 3rd β
Broken Ankle featuring Oscar Piastri
"No, I can't stand up and walk, please stop asking me."
β October 5th β
Broken Wrist featuring Carlos Sainz
"Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall. Fuck."
β October 7th β
Depression and Anxiety featuring Lando Norris
"Everything is too much for me right now, and I can't keep up anymore."
β October 9th β
Car Crash featuring Charles Leclerc
"It's fine really, don't come rushing home for me."
β October 11th β
Car Crash featuring Max Verstappen
"The only reason you think it's her fault is because you think women can't drive, and let me tell you that you're shit."
β October 13th β
Exhaustion featuring Lewis Hamilton
"If you keep moving at this pace you're going to fall apart when I can't help pick up the pieces."
β October 15th β
Nightmares featuring Max Verstappen
"God it's you're fault! Learn to fucking drive!"
β October 17th β
Amnesia featuring Lando Norris
"I'm sorry, am I supposed to know you?"
β October 19th β
Job Loss featuring ...
"I can't believe that they just got rid of my position like that."
β October 21st β
Who hurt you? featuring Max Verstappen
"Tell me who did this, I'll ruin their life."
β October 23rd β
Mysterious Illness featuring ...
"Everything is fine here, seriously, I'm not coughing up blood or anything."
β October 25th β
Cheating featuring Oscar Piastri
"Please, I'm begging you, just let me explain myself."
β October 27th β
Paranoia featuring ...
"I swear something is following me."
β October 29th β
Medieval AU featuring Oscar Piastri
"I have every right to fight for the King, doesn't matter that I'm a woman."
β October 31st β
Mafia AU featuring Lando Norris
"No one's seen her in a few hours, won't even answer her phone."
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how to start reading again
from someone who was a voracious reader until high school and is now getting back into it in her twenties.
start with an old favourite. even though it felt a little silly, i re-read the harry potter series one christmas and it wiped away my worry that i wasn't capable of reading anymore. they are long books, but i was still able to get completely immersed and to read just as fast as i had years and years ago.
don't be afraid of "easier" books. before high school i was reading the french existentialists, but when getting back into reading, i picked up lucinda riley and sally rooney. not my favourite authors by far, but easier to read while not being totally terrible. i needed to remind myself that only choosing classics would not make me a better or smarter person. if a book requires a slower pace of reading to be understood, it's easier to just drop it, which is exactly what i wanted to avoid at first.
go for essays and short stories. no need to explain this one: the shorter the whole, the less daunting it is. i definitely avoided all books over 350 pages at first and stuck to essay collections until i suddenly devoured donna tartt's goldfinch.
remember it's okay not to finish. i was one of those people who finished every book they started, but not anymore! if i pick up a book at the library and after a few chapters realise i'd rather not read it, i just return it. (another good reason to use your local library! no money spent on books you might end up disliking.)
analyse β or don't. some people enjoy reading more when they take notes or really stop to think about the contents. for me, at first, it was more important to build the habit of reading, and the thought of analysing what i read felt daunting. once i let go of that expectation, i realised i naturally analyse and process what i read anyway.
read when you would usually use your phone. just as i did when i was a child, i try to read when eating, in the bathroom, on public transport, right before sleeping. i even read when i walk, because that's normally a time i stare at my screen anyway. those few pages you read when you brush your teeth and wait for a friend very quickly stack up.
finish the chapter. if you have time, try to finish the part you're reading before closing the book. usually i find i actually don't want to stop reading once i get to the end of a chapter β and if i do, it feels like a good place to pick up again later.
try different languages. i was quickly approaching a reading slump towards the end of my exchange year, until i realised i had only had access to books in english and that, despite my fluency, i was tired of the language. so as soon as i got back home i started picking up books in my native tongue, which made reading feel much easier and more fun again! after some nine months, i'm starting to read in english again without it feeling like a huge task.
forget what's popular. i thought social media would be a fun way to find interesting books to read, but i quickly grew frustrated after hating every single book i picked up on some influencer's recommendation. it's certainly more time-consuming to find new books on your own, but this way i don't despise every novel i pick up.
remember it isn't about quantity. the online book community's endless posts about reading 150 books each year or 6 books in a single day easily make us feel like we're slow, bad readers, but here's the thing: it does not matter at all how many books you read or what your reading pace is. we all lead different lives, just be proud of yourself for reading at all!
stop stressing about it. we all know why reading is important, and since the pandemic reading has become an even more popular hobby than it was before (which is wonderful!). however, there's no need to force yourself to be "a reader". pick up a book every now and then and keep reading if you enjoy it, but not reading regularly doesn't make you any less of a good person. i find the pressure to become "a person who reads" or to rediscover my inner bookworm only distances me from the very act of reading.
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Down Bad || My Ex is a Footballer OP81 Edition
links [masterlist][my ex series masterlist]
summary it's time you date someone actually your age
pairings ex!andy robertson x reader, oscar piastri x reader
warnings not a good relationship with robertson, cursing
notes guys I'm not a liverpool fan so this was hard for me [kidding]. this took so long because I had trouble getting the dynamic right also I got a new job and working two places has not been easy but I gotta make money in this world.
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ynusername it's race week again yay!!! But I can't be with my boyfriend booooo
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username1 girl drop him!!!
username2 no boooo actually yayyy!!!
username3 shame she can't be with andy for the start of the season
β³ username4 girl be serious, season started almost a month ago and she was at every home game
β³ username5 yn is a diehard liverpool fan don't worry she was supporting her man
andyrobertson94 gonna miss you babe!
β³ ynusername miss you more!
alo_oficial excited !! π©·
username6 yn I mean this in the nicest way possible, he's too old for you and he's not good
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ynusername 22 season recap! Thank you so much to Alpine for bringing me into the world of f1 and introducing me to some amazing people, I will always be grateful for the chance you took on me and have love in my heart for you! Now on to being at anfield 24/7 to support my man!!!
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username11 ahhhhh oscar!! I' m fine everything is fine
oscarpiastri have a good break yn!
β³ ynusername you too ossie!
username12 ossie??! i'm screaming i love it already. alpine why did you have to break up my bestfriends that i didn't know were best friends?
estebanocon gonna miss having you around yn!
β³ ynusername oh estie! i'll see you around don't worry.
username13 why the fuck is Andy not commenting?
β³ username14 cause he's a little bitch ππΌ
β³ username13 oop
alpinef1team we love you yn!
β³ ynusername gonna miss you babe
username15 damn Andy finally got what he wanted and won't even congratulate her on doing this job
β³ username16 I'm new here, what did Andy want?
β³ username15 he has publicly wanted yn to not work and basically be a housewife, also he's like almost 10 years older than her so it's like weird he wants her to be a kept woman
liverpoolfc we're ready for you!
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ynusername first half of the season done with my boss featuring ossie when he sees me sneak into the mclaren garage
oscarpiastri that's literally a lie I don't look like that when you come in
β³ ynusername then why do I have a picture of you looking like that???
β³ landonorris gonna back him up on this one he does NOT look like this when he sees you
β³ username21 WHAT DO YOU KNW LANDO AHARE WITH THE CLASS
username22 guys not to be dramatic but there's been no Liverpool mention in months, I think she broke up with andy
β³ username23 DONR GET ME EXCITED
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ynusername sad that the season is over but happy I get a short break from being a full time Alonso Wrangler and part time student. Also lance is sad he hasn't been in a season photo dump so here have this
carmenmmundt π©Άπ©Ά
lance_stroll wtf?
β³ ynusername π«ΆπΌ
β³ lance_stroll I sent that to mari
β³ ynusername and she sent it to me
β³ mariloublg_ and I'd do it again
β³ lance_stroll DONT GANG UP ON ME
username34 TWO(2) OSCAR PICTURES? we're winning oscaryn truthers
β³ username35 we need him in the first picture now, no swiping is the next goal
username36 wait, yn are you in classes right now?
β³ ynusername I'm taking 2 classes right now remotely for my masters!
β³ username36 OMG you go girl!
β³ ynusername thanks babe
february 2024
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oscarpiastri delete this
landonorris HAHAHAH
alo_oficial working on getting her to realize
landonorris they are both so dumb
mclaren get a picture together
landonorris you got it boss π«‘
username36 IT'S YN RIGHT! TELL ME IT'S YN LN
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ynusername and we're back!!! Starting off with some helmet swaps and getting papa stroll a debut on the page
landonorris damn papa stroll gets a pic before me??
β³ lance_stroll it took me a year to get a debut and even then it was a shit one so shut up
β³ georgerussell63 haha you guys suck
β³ ynusername it's cause Carmen bribed me
β³ lance_stroll and mari didn't?
β³ ynusername she did, that picture is what she wanted
β³ landonorris so what youre saying is I need a gf to bribe you
β³ oscarpiastri damn guess youre never getting your debut on this page
β³ landonorris and how the fuck did you get here???
username41 where's that girl that wanted oscar on the first slide?
β³ username35 RIGHT HERE AND I'M THRIVING
lance_stroll also landonorris that's mr. stroll to you
β³ landonorris okay...
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ynusername oscar i don't have the words to describe how proud i am of you right now but just know that I always believed in you and always will
username51 ughhhh, when will it be my turn
username52 OSCAR WIN SO YN POSTS JUST OSCAR YES
username53 username35 aRE YOU OKAY GIRL?
β³ username35 NO I'M NOT
username35 JUST OSCAR IN EVERY PIC??? AND HE'S CLEARLY LOOKING AT YN? IS THIS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
username54 the way oscar was looking for her >>>
alo_oficial congratulations oscar!
β³ oscarpiastri thank you nando
oscarpiastri thank you yn, you're support means everything to me
username55 no offense but I was kinda expecting more from you here
β³ username35 you want her to confess her undying love for oscar here on a social media post? you want her to do it on the internet instead of just to him privately so you can consume media and be in the presence of a relationship that you clearly have no respect for nor no need to be apart of because they don't know you?? that's what you want? be fucking for real
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β³ username55 first of all you also have a parasocial relationship with them, second of all, it's not weird for me to want her to express more about this when his team was shit to him
β³ username35 i can be excited about her posting him and still fucking respect their privacy. they don't need to post anything for us and it is a PRIVILEDGE that we get to see this. if you make it weird for them and ruin their PRIVATE relationship because you personally think she should be more vocal on social media then maybe you need to do some reflection on how you interact with people
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ynusername summer break is over, now I go back to being a student
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landonorris yay i can have my osc back
β³ ynusername uhhh... no, you can borrow MY ossie
β³ landonorris agree to disagree
β³ oscarpiastri don't I get a say in this?
β³ ynusername depends
β³ oscarpiastri well i pick you yn
β³ ynusername then yes you get a say
lance_stroll it's about damn time
β³ estebanocon SAYS YOU
β³ alo_oficial none of you have spent as much time with her as I have! I'm the only one that get's to complain
β³ ynusername I was not that bad
β³ alo_oficial yes you were
β³ estebanocon yes you were
β³ lance_stroll yes you were
β³ pierregasly yes you were
oscarpiastri haha babe you have a crush on me?
β³ charles_leclerc you were just as bad
β³ landonorris what he said
β³ oscarpistri damn okay
username35 ahhhh!!! congrats yn and oscar
β³ ynusername thank you! and we both appreciate you being so supportive
username63 see everyone, it pays to be a decent human being! ^^
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