#shuri and peter

[iaminevitable012]

Shuri: tits knockers double D's

Peter: fun bags hooters chest puppies

Peter & Shuri: boobs melons jubblies

Tony (while Peter and Shuri are singing in the distance): I think we should perform an exorcism

T'challa, staring in horror: that's the first intelligent thing I've heard you say today

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[youbutstupid]

Marvel characters who better get a happy ending or else I will never recover ever:

- Yelena Belova: this girl has never had a good day in her life, even when she’s happy it’s because she isn’t in pain in that exact moment. Honestly she needs peace and family who will stick around her forever.

- Bucky Barnes: he has also never had a good time ever except for when he is with Sam or in Wakanda. He also just needs a quiet life with people who love him please.

- Shuri: literally one of the youngest Avengers ever yet has been through enough for an entire lifetime. After trying to run her country, lead all of their technological advancement, losing her older brother twice and losing both of her parents, this girl deserves the best life that she can have.

- Peter Parker: also one of the youngest Avengers and not being funny but his story genuinely depresses me. What do you mean that this 17 year old genius can’t go to college with his friends or at all because his own school doesn’t know he exists, his entire family is dead and everyone he knows has been made to forget his entire existence.

- Sam Wilson: one of the best avengers ever, not just for his strength and ability but for the fact that he has literally never given up. Even during his time as a state criminal for a group of people who he really did not need to have much investment in, he stuck to it because he knew what he was doing was right; this man fought for Bucky despite only ever having fought him because he knew it was right. He has the strongest conviction of anyone and has also been through way too much.

- Loki: I don’t think that this man has ever truly been allowed to be happy and that needs to change, I hope he has a happy ending with Thor and his friends in the next phase and also gets out of that tree my word.

Thor Odinson: what’s worse than losing every member of his family? Just the fact that he witnessed every single one of their deaths, including the death of his planet and half of its people; to be fair he had a happy (although shit) ending but clearly it is being revised in the new movie.

Wanda Maximoff: I know Elizabeth Olsen isn’t in the Doomsday cast but please.

[literaryavenger]

Bucky Barnes Masterlist

SERIES (3+ parts)

Broken - finished

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Bonus Part

TWO-PART SHOTS

I love you and I hate it

Part 1 | Part 2

Meet the Guardians of the Galaxy

Part 1 | Part 2

Sargeant Grumpy

Part 1 | Part 2

ONE-SHOTS

On Thin Ice - Figure Skating AU - requested

Mornings Like This - requested

Love Is A Battlefield

New Year's Eve

Back To You - alternative ending

Happy Birthday

Birthday Kiss - 40s Bucky

Can I Be Him?

Not So Bad

Sputnik - requested

Obsessed

Stargazing

You Were My Sunshine

Until My Last Breath

Doppelgänger

DRABBLES

You're Still My Sunshine

Bucky Eating

Chill Bucky

[donteverblameash]

The MCU movies, but I explain them vaguely, unhelpfully, and they read like clickbate YouTube videos.

Under the cut because there are so many of these freaking movies.

Captian America: The First Avenger: Art kid turns into theatre kid after taking steroids and throwing frisbee.

Captian Marvel: Nick Fury makes the first and last good decision in his career by adopting his alien daughter.

Iron Man: First billionaire in the universe deemed redeemable.

Iron Man 2: Tony Stark and the chamber of bad life decisions, ft. Pepper Potts and James Rhodes.

The Incredible Hulk: Not Mark Ruffalo almost dismantles government on anger alone.

Thor: Jock turns soft after eating poptarts and finding love. His brother dies, but don't worry, he'll be back.

The Avengers: Idiots come together to both save and destroy a city.

Thor: The Dark World: No one cares. Brother comes back, dies again, Jock cries. (Emo brother will return.)

Iron Man 3: Billionaire somehow redeems self further and learns the meaning of self. Drops awesome catchphrase to be used later.

Captian America: The Winter Solider: Theatre kid intrudes on innocent man's life with his favorite red-headed assassin to bring down brunette assassin who is actually his old boyfriend.

Guardians of the Galaxy: The original found family destroys foes with the power of friendship and good music taste.

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2: Asshole father is asshole father and tries to intrude on found family. Is defeated by the power of friendship and good music taste.

Avengers: Age of Ultron: Idiots come together to both save and destroy a country.

Ant-Man: Marvel finally learned what a good dad is and made said good dad the most relatable dude on earth, ft. ants.

Captian America: Civil War: Idiots solve nothing, meerly destroy themselves as they bare knuckle box in a Waffle House parking lot.

Black Widow: Doomed sisters and their mentally unstable parents destroy us with love and Don McLean.

Spider-Man: Homecoming: Young man's problems are just beginning, and I relate too much.

Black Panther: One of the first sensible heroes after Carol Danvers actually tries to fix things.

Doctor Strange: Yes, that is his real name. Defeats villians by annoying them. Absolute powerhouse.

Thor: Ragnarok: Jock, anger issues, emo brother, who is once again alive, and angry woman fight angrier woman due to rapid onset daddy issues.

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Scott continues to be a good dad and saves the day with much cooler bug themed superhero.

Avengers: Infinity war: Idiots come together to both save and destroy the Earth.

Avengers: Endgame: Idiots come together, save the universe, and make us sob and question why we watch these movies at all. Billionaire uses catchphrase.

Spider-man: Far from home: Young man's suffering continues at the hands of man who's too grown for this shit.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: Mean dad beats up son with bracelets.

Eternals: Makes for a good bedtime story.

Spider-Man: No Way Home: Young man is treated like shit by the entire city, and life is ruined, and no one can even care.

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness: The mulitverse... goes mad.

Thor: Love and Thunder: Awful things happen but no one can take it seriously because the dialogue sounds AI generated.

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever: Marvel gets bored of torturing Peter, so they torture Shuri instead.

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania: I'm pretty sure there's a message here, but it's disrupted by dialogue that sounds AI generated.

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3: Found family power of friendships so hard they disband with good music taste still intact.

The Marvels: Kamala Y/NED so hard the actually BECAME an Avenger.

Captian America: Brave New World: Innocent man from before not so innocent anymore. Adopts a kid and punches the president.

Thunderbolts: New Found family on the block defeats personal demons and causes civil disputes.

[cheddar-cheese-enthusiast]

anyways before i lose it anymore, i decided to cook up another edit:

[marvelilovebucky]

A normal sleepover in the Avengers Tower🫶🏼

📌Credit to the artist (found it on Pinterest)

[kamaluhkhan]

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[ironspidersblog]

Just shuri and Peter being menaces because I love them

[emdashbitch]

I found out Shang Chi is technically younger than Shuri and just about lost my mind. So here's a list of the new/"younger" characters ages (or an estimate if they don't have a canon birthdate given yet) by Doomsday aka approximately 2029, oldest to youngest:

all info based on what we know as of May 2025

* indicates estimated birth date, no canon given yet

(original age had Blip not happened)

Yelena Belova - 35-36 (40-41) - 1988-89

Bob Reynolds - ? anywhere from 28 to 39 - ~1990-2000*

Shuri - 24-27 (29-32) - ~1996-9

Xu Shang-Chi - 29-30 - 1999

Maya Lopez - 28-30 - 1999-2000

Joaquín Torres - anywhere from 26 to 29 - ~2000-2002*

[absolute youngest possible age in TFATWS/2023 is 21 if the Snap didn't affect process, but could possibly be younger if the armed forces altered their process due to mass shortages post-Snap]

Peter Parker - 23 (28) // Aug 10 2001

Kate Bishop - 26 - Q4 2002

Riri Williams - anywhere from 22 to 29 - ~2000-2006*

Kamala Khan - 19-20 - Q4 2009

Billy & Tommy Maximoff - [ 3-4 - Nov 2013 ] / 18-19 - 2010

T'Challa II - 9-10 - Q4 2018-Q1 2019

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

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[saturnville]

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[squilfmybeloved]

at new years the avengers compile a video of this year's most embarrassing moments into like a vine compilation with vine music and little typed captions and everything😭

notable moments:

- peter getting chased by a lizard man on all fours in a queens sewer. screaming can be heard behind looney toons music

- clint falling into a giant christmas tree in new york square and hanging there like a cat

- bucky trying to pull his hair up and alpine the cat, assuming hand movement means playtime, fucking LAUNCHES at him like a missile. all you see before the video cuts is a blurry image of bucky and alpine falling. there's a cut off scream

- tony and rhodey drunk fighting in their suits at a party. it's so horrendously fucking embarrassing it makes top #1 most embarrassing tony moment

- kate trying her first window jump LMAOO

- bruce and tony's "you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards 🫤"

- t'challa getting knocked back by his own suit, courtesy of shuri

- kate and yelena's fight,, thing. it was concepts of a fight

- nat being so cool awesome girlboss in a battle then it cuts to her tripping on the stairs in too long pajama pants

- bucky and sam just. laying there. on the floor after peter webs them up. they look hilariously pathetic

- steve's psas. i feel like no more needs to be said on that

- thor's whole aether stone speech

- loki getting humbled to HELL by hulk

- thor and loki doing get help. top tier sibling dumbassery, something me and my brother would do

- wanda accepting a smoothie from dumE after multiple warnings from tony bcs she feels bad. it was in fact motor oil. video cuts off to vine scene "why is it spicy"

alr that's it 👍 add on if ye so wishes

[literaryavenger]

Unleash Your Inner Avenger Masterlist

[On hold]

Summary: This is how I see the MCU going if Reader was in it.

Warnings: MCU spoilers. Language. Mentions of death, fighting and use of firearms. My poor attempts at being funny. Each chapter will have its own warnings.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Part 2 | Part 3

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Ant-man

Captain America: Civil War | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Black Panther

[yourauthorjen]

| THE AVENGERS | — my dream team for the avengers

|| led by sam wilson/captain america

with… - clint barton/hawkeye - shang chi - thor odinson - joaquin torres/the falcon - scott lang/ant man - kate bishop - shuri/black panther - peter parker/spiderman

a/n: this is just my personal opinion btw