#sirius being serious

[easton-creations]

the amount of time it takes me to spell sirius siri serius sirious serious correctly just isn’t okay.

[whitevesper]

tags i wish would be more popular:

#kazually #knife wife #brekk by brekk #sirius being serious #remu #the whole marauders era deserved better #he is the half of my soul as the poets say #she can’t see us here

[carry-on-my-wayward-hobbit]

Before I go any further, are there any other marauders stans going to the Stockholm or Cardiff shows

[anonymouse5]

Regulus: you’re a bitch

Sirius: thanks

[righteousenjoymentofthunder]

procrastinating studying by reading fanfic... and reading the third chapter and being absolutely SLAPPED in the face with mischaracterisation. and then im like: this concept had SO MUCH potential? *goes to write the fic im thinking of*

[padfootastic]

Do you ever think about the fact that Sirius and Remus were fully planning on murdering Pettigrew for betraying James and Lily? No reporting it to the Ministry and clearing Sirius’s name, just death. Sirius was already planning on killing Pettigrew for it, and once Remus learned about the Secret Keeper switch, he jumped on the “let’s kill Peter” train immediately, he didn’t even wait for the train to stop, he climbed on through a window.

i’m gonna be honest—the whole thing is just so hilarious to me 💀💀

i mean, i can still get where sirius is coming from ykno? the poor guy was in prison, had his mind basically turned into soup, and then vilified by everyone—no wonder he’s so fixated ykno?

but remus, my god. what a mad lad. i can honestly see where all the feral remus hcs come from bc the dude didn’t need two seconds before he hopped onto the homicide wagon. he was just so matter-of-fact about it too like, ‘oh well, guess there’s no other way than to literally murder the only piece of evidence they have to explain this convoluted mindfuck of a situation.

cares not one bit about the three kids who’ll probably be traumatised—therapy exists for a reason and kids r resilient dw—or how he’ll explain it to the authorities or why they’ll do with sirius after—stash him in the outhouse—like the man had absolutely no reason to be as murderous as he was 😭😭 he’d just found out the truth five seconds ago.

[ziggy-stardust-08]

no no no. fuck y'alls headcanons

SIRIUS fell first REMUS fell harder

thank you goodnight

[marauderswolf22]

sad hdc bc every month is good in marauders era to make it tragic <3

even tho sirius's pure blood and has been coming across magic since his birth and earlier (he has been litterally written in the sky omg), he still believed that a simple kiss on skin would heal a wound or decrease the pain (or just simply make you feel better in some way) . you probably think "oh that's cute", im sorry to tell you it is not. bc remember how sirius till his brother like relationship with james wouldn't have that much physical touch, while his parents were abusive, also physically! ik that he had reggie, but he was younger and their experiences made them quite distanced from touch with one another imo. summaring, sirius would have so much physical injuries through his childhood and most of teenage years, but before james and him being so close (and with the kisses to a wound and a more intimate way before remus), he was never feeling like "healed" emotionally during the hurts healing or after it. it will just sit in the back of his head after years and months. one of my hdcs also says that he didn't recieve an amount of care that he craved and needed during sickness. since he was really young he would have to deal with it on his own, hiding anything that could couse someone seeing that he's not okay or asks for help. so the fact that he was clearly saing that he thinks other people's affection and attention can make you get better in that way is really sad.

[jrhostile]

Sirius, at Remus: you're so gay

Remus, tired of everyone's bullshit: gay isn't an insult

Sirius: I know

Sirius: but it is an excuse to kiss you

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

James Potter is a wounded child prodigy but not like in a Sirius or Remus kind of way but in the way that all children pro-athlete are

The kind that have been trained to go pro since infancy

The kind that are never satisfied with their performance

The kind that burn when they think of the harsh words that come from coaches, family, and friends

The kind that inevitably leave the sport they loved imploding from the pressure of being the best or being overworked to the point of forced retirement

The kind that will never forget the rush of winning of being the best of seeing people be proud of them

James Potter is that kid and you can pry that from my cold dead hands because he was a prodigy at quidditch and that simultaneously brought meaning into his life and was the reason he was close to ending it

[thatthinginthemoss]

I have no problem with how people headcanon Remus and Sirius' sexualities but I think you need to really think about why you are choosing a certain sexuality and how that affects your perception.

I have been in this fandom for almost ten year (which is jarring for me) and I have seen how the sexualities have changed how they are both perceived. Remus was more often than not headcanoned as being gay and he was a soft boy who was quiet and didn't really take part in the pranks and he was focused on academics and was occasionally sarcastic and always had this "feminine" quality about him in both artworks and writings. Sirius was more often than not headcanoned as being bisexual and he was brash and loud and a "ladies man" who slept around and didn't care about pissing people off.

Now these have switched, and while they still do retain some of the original common traits, they are mostly swapped and I find it interesting that characters headcanoned as gay are suddenly soft and nervous and quiet and always end up feminised in some way, which ordinarily would not be a problem however it seems to come up again and again with gay characters. It is also interesting how characters headcanoned as bisexual become brash and mean and sleep around.

This fandom has a serious problem with playing into stereotypes about sexualities without even realising it and often defending it by saying you're queer so it's fine. It's not, if anything when you're queer you should be trying harder to break the stereotypes surrounding your own sexuality.

Anyway, just think about why you're choosing a sexuality for a character and how you perceive them before and afterwards.

[lilyevansmywife]

Remus: hey are you okay? seems like you need choco therapy

Sirius: I'm fine

Remus: you get it? choco therapy. I repeat c h o c o therapy

Sirius:

Sirius: please never try to joke again

[padfootastic]

hi!!! do you happen to have any outsider pov fic recs for prongsfoot? xx

hello!! i’m so glad there’s more people aboard the outsider pov train,,,isn’t it the best?

for fic recs, im kinda terrible w those but i think i can get u couple.

- there’s of course my industry standard ‘how to prune and water your prongsfoot’.

- this one’s just a lil drabble about reg regretting his life choices, almost crack, but fun.

- not entirely outsider but i would call it adjacent bc we get a lot of reactions!

- au where harry and james are brothers and it’s from harry’s pov!

- chronological years of mutual pining w outsider pov/reactions sprinkled in!

- this is jilypad with lily pov,,good stuff

- self rec! tattoos and remus pov and fun stuff all around <3

if anyone has any more recs that even hint at outsider pov, feel free to add bc i would love to read more!!!

[number-1-stalker]

So my dad just came up to me and said

If there was a batman and Harry Potter cross over, do you think the joker would go up to that black dude and say, why so sirius?

And honestly I've never been more proud.

[mishqua]

Boy- Who- Lived says Dementors are misunderstood

An article by Rita Skeeter

"The dementors never meant us harm!" the fifteen year old boy-who-lived boldly declares. In a strange encounter near his home, Harry Potter made an observation never known before.

What, then, our unspeakabled have been doing?

"I dunno," Mr.Potter scratched his head in bewildered humility. "Someone should have realised it before. I mean, I can't be the first one, right?" I hand him a tissue to hide the shame that indeed he is.

But what of dementors attack in Hogwarts?

"It wasn't their fault! They were just so fascinated by someone... A wizard... Flying with them- reckon, they never saw a quidditch game before, which is a mighty travesty, don't you think? Because they are in Azkaban, day and night, and they have no idea about anything!"

Wasn't there a report about you facing a hundred dementors down the lake? Won't you say that was an attack?

"See, if it was an attack, they would have come at me all at the same time. But they didn't! They were polite about it! They wanted to introduce themselves one at a time to us- me, I mean. I was all alone at that time. Absolutely alone. But see, I had been biased against them at that point- everyone told us how they were soul-sucking creatures who want to rob us all of happiness-"

But that's what they do! Here I admit, I was truly sceptical.

Mr. Potter clapped his hands together in excitement. "I am not denying that. That is... an unfortunate side-effect of their saying hello."

...they are saying hello to us.

"No body wants to get close to dementors, do they? But like every one they also want some friends other than the other dementors. And yes! That is how they greet each other, albeit aggressive.. it is their culture! How could they know doing it to other living beings makes them upset instead."

.... They suck our souls out.

"But it isn't intentional. All they wanted to do was say hello! But that person either keels over, starts crying or blasts them away! Can you imagine how they feel?"

"... they feel?"

"They feel! Upset and heartbroken. But they don't give up. They carry on. They look for someone who can accept them for being who they are."

..And- and how did you find it out?

"It was absolutely an accident. See, I found a couple of them taking a stroll near my house.(I don't know why) I was scared of course. I was with my cousin and I wanted to protect both of us. But I couldn't take out my wand. Underage restriction, you see. But they kept coming and I couldn't think what to do when they got close- so-"

Yes?

So I smacked their mouth when I felt my soul about to leave my body. I suppose it was the shock, but they just sat down right there and started wailing at the injustice.

....How do you know that were not screaming in fury?

"You have to be there to understand." Mr. Potter says solemnly.

What do your friends think about it?

The boy looks down sadly. "We- well, I understand it is a bit hard to accept. But I thought Hermione at least, she is fighting for the house-elves' rights, you see- I thought she might accept them." He cheers himself up, "I am sure everyone just needs a bit of time."

And that is all for you, dear readers. Do you stand with Harry Potter? I don't know about you but I am taking a holiday with a case of Firewhiskeys.