#black brothers coded

[anonymouse5]

*in an argument*

Regulus: there’s a universe where you’re not gay

Sirius:

Sirius: now that’s just hurtful

[wantmeifyouwantme]

twin sized mattress is so Black Brothers Coded like:

"But I will help you swim I will help you swim" (the drowning thing) (iykyk)

"It's no big surprise you turned out this way When they close their eyes and prayed you would change And they cut your hair, and sent you away" (wallburger and onion shaving Sirius' hair over summer '73 in atyd)

"You stopped by my house the night you escaped With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay You said, hey man, I love you but no fucking way" (um)(just everything)

"This is for the lake that me and my friends swim in Naked and dumb on a drunken night And it should've felt good But I can hear the Jaws theme song on repeat in the back of my mind" (the trauma of his family affecting sirius even when he's run away)

"Make sure you kiss your knuckles before you punch me in the face There are lessons to be learned, consequences for all the stupid things I say" (basically sirius' thought process post-prank)

"I wanna contribute to the chaos I don't wanna watch and then complain" (reggie wanting to be brave enough to stand up for them both)

"She hopes I'm cursed forever to Sleep on a twin-sized mattress In somebody's attic or basement my whole life Never graduating up in size to add another And my nightmares will have nightmares every night Oh, every night, every night" (the nightmaresssss)

[orphee-aux-enfers]

Me trying to access all of my bank accounts in my name to "steal" the money I was promised before fully leaving the family sure is. Something.

[beanghostprincess]

i like acesan because i believe sanji would fucking lose it with ace being a good brother. it would instantly make him fall in love with him. ace being kind to luffy and loving him to death would have sanji on his knees quicker than anything.

[diabolichare]

Familar Stranger

DP x DC au with a dash of dimensional travel where Danny, due to his ghostly nature, looks slightly different depending on how others perceive him. 

Warning: OP has no knowledge of space other than Google and is also a non-native English speaker; proceed with caution.

Same startup kits; Danny becomes the successor to the Infinity Realm (he's a baby by both ghost and human standards, so there's a temporary council for now). Anyway, he still has some power over the ghosts, so he asks them to lessen the amount of fighting to focus on schoolwork and "princely education." 

Now here's where my brainrot begins.

The Lazarus Pits, necromantic rituals, or portals of any kind that have "death" or "soul" in them tend to be connected to the Ghost Zone. However, the zone has its own defensive mechanism, so unless someone *Fentons* actively makes a gateway or has "experienced" death, it's nearly impossible to come upon the zone. A certain furry bridage in Gotham has unknowingly ticked all the checkboxes.

During a misson, one of the bats got caught in a magic situation and got transported to the Infinity Realms. They wandered around, dogding ghosts, slowly getting insane from all these damn corridors and living paintings, before they stumbled upon a seemingly random door (CW is involved; he's having a great time testing the poor bat).

Opening the door leads them to the universe. They closed the door, then opened it again. Yep, that's an entire universe complete with its own planetary systems and, oh, so pretty stars growing and dying in a blink of an eye. Another check around shows them that this is the only door so far in the endlessly long hallway. They look down (if there's even a down, for there's only infinity) and take an experimental step. The Milky Way lit up under their feet, with stars gathering around to form a twisting path to nowhere. 

For the next couple of hours, days, or minutes, they made their way through the galaxies. Just when they were about to spiral into a midlife crisis, they heard... humming? 

Did they finally lose it? They asked themselves before noticing a glowing figure sitting on an asteroid nearby.

"Hello?"

The figure flinched, and life paused. The blackhole by their left stopped spinning, the stars weren't twinkling, and the figure turned their head. Now it's their blood that runs cold.

"You're not supposed to be here."

Lazarus-colored orbs stared back at them with a familiar face but an unfamiliar voice. Damian tilted his head, looking at them in confusion (there's something wrong, wrong, wrong-). They blinked because, what the hell, seeing something other than a scowl on the boy's face is WeirdTM. Suddenly, that's a teenaged Jason staring at them, much closer than he(?) was before.

At this point, they realized— eyes moving over the entire regalia and the glowing crown that just appeared—they're probably in deep sh*t.

[friendlessghoul]

Buster Keaton (writer, uncredited), Groucho Marx, and Chico Marx during the making of "At the Circus" (1939) 

[indelicateink]

watching the s2 trailers i'm just so loving the 1790s glimpses so far. it could be totally misleading, but i kind of get the sense that (for now, in these clips), armand is kind of painting a picture of how initially(?) lestat impressed him as a sexy badass when he came into his life? bc these memories, sir. damn.

which is a hilarious contrast to a season of louis's condemnation of him mostly as a manipulative, insensitive, selfish partner who was a crap mentor and a terrible parent, who nonetheless had a compelling "way about him" (and a vampire bond). (BUT! ofc if we read between the lines it's clear these aren't louis's only feelings on the matter. just the framing he currently has for daniel.)

i'm really curious whether louis or armand (both?) is portraying lestat looking glamorous and villainous at the trial:

and not to break your dash, but of course claudia's recounting of him that we're allowed to know is mostly lestat as anywhere from a negligent to cold to monstrous maker/uncle/brother/tormentor.

so curious to meet lestat from lestat's POV?

[jasontoddssuper]

Free Percy Jackson,Jason Todd and Hobie Brown from the Swiftie boyfriend allegations

Edit:Hp/Marauder's Era fans liking is Wild.You're literally Switfies in book nerd form

[ther0sesared3ad]

rip sirius black you would’ve loved radiohead

[anonymouse5]

Regulus: Sometimes it’s hard being smart. It must be nice to not have thoughts.

Regulus:

Regulus: Sirius must be having a blast.

[marvelomadness06]

Pandora: Are you a top or a bottom?

Regulus: I’m a threat

James: *from across the room* He’s a bottom

Sirius: *spits out pumpkin juice*

Evan: *trying not to laugh*

Barty: *nodding, agreeing*

Remus: *Covered in pumpkin juice*

[sea-critter]

i just want everyone to know my dad wore a nine inch nails shirt to my uncle’s backyard wedding. circa 97.

[maledistributionsystem]

[immortalbutterflycos]

Sirius: *putting his arm around Regulus, and looking out at their friends* "10 years later... Look how we've grown." Regulus: "We haven't."

[risetherivermoon]

The Lament Of Eustace Scrubb by The Oh Hellos is so oak twins coded yall istg...

[youdrewstarsxaroundmyscars]

conan gray may be sirius black coded but his songs are regulus black coded