#skit cod

[cheezbites]

Soap: (staring at ghost)

Ghost: (Ignores)

Soap: (staring intensifies)

Ghost: …

Ghost: What the fuck do you want?

Soap: Nothing from you… that’s for sure.

Ghost: Get a hobby or summat, mate.

Soap: You are my hobby.

Masterlist

[creptolli]

Gaz, holding a stained cap with the Union Jack: so, who’s the fucking moron I’m going to beat into the ground?

Soap: I think it was Ghost-

Ghost: Johnny I will shave off your Mohawk in you sleep.

Soap: … I’m scared.

Price, whispering next to him: ..of which one?

Soap: both.

Soap:.. but mainly Gaz, he could’ve said bloody. Bloody would’ve sounded better. He didn’t say bloody.

[dirtfullofwork]

Paletta payaso.

Rosa @islandtarochips oc: look what I got! *pulls out two paletta payaso

Ruz: oh I heard about this! Thanks!

*she opens them, a little confused*

Ruz: why is it called that even though it’s not a lolli or a clown. Just marshmallow and a happy face. This is a scam

Rosa: because it’s on a stick. *take a bite along with ruz*

Ruz: respectfully why is it so popular. It’s not even good. I had better. *rips the gummy eye off*

Note: sorry if I made some typos on the name bc it auto corrects me 😭

[moontheyo]

[moltengarnet]

I made a short film about a TV studio! It's called Pelican Case, and I think you may enjoy but the only way to find out is to press Play.

If you want any info about the crew or production, check out the YT description.

[brittle-doughie]

A little skit I had for the harbinger au

Burning spice cookie: (looking at cake dragon cookie) Who are you you little midget

cake dragon cookie: I am Cake dragon cookie the protector of harbinger cookie

shadow milk cookie: oh please what’s a small little dragon cookie like you gonna do against us beasts kick us in the shins bite me with those little teeth of yours

cake dragon cookie: GURRRRR

five minutes later

mystic flower cookie along with the rest of the beasts walk in to see Both burning spice and shadow milk cookie on the floor bring spices collecting his shin Minamyer shadow milk it’s clutching a certain at Male area

mystic flour cookie: (looking at the CoD) what in the witches name happened here

choco werehound brute: Burning Spice and Shadow milk cookie started antagonizing cake dragon cookie so he kicked burning spice in the shin really hard and the Upward ace kicked shadow milk in the blueberries to put it so to speak like he scream so hard dock could hear it

What do you think

Kicked him in the what?

[alwaysshallow]

Live laugh love girl codes between y/n and all the female CODs.

Y/n: guess what happened???

Valeria: GURLLLLLL 👀👀👀

Y/n: GURRRRL! 😭

Valeria: omg gurll!!?!?? 😢

And then there ghost sitting in the corner confused af. Discombobulated. Shook.

(Its inspired by that one snl skit https://youtu.be/aC83lnbVleU?si=yOGPk9RhwNDaUVkS)

LMAOOOOO ANON YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

i just see them like this, going for a few minutes, a few words (besides gurlllll) between them and ghost is absolutely. fucking. flabbergasted. how can someone talk so much and yet give so little information??

ghost: do you know that women have a secret code? better than the actual military one?

gaz: for real. they have a brain connection or something, man!!

ghost: should we..... come up with one?

gaz: oh maaan-

ghost: it doesn't sound the same.

[genericpuff]

Not related to lore Olympus but this discussion seems a bit uhh strange. Some of the comments are calling Mattie bites a right woman hater. If you don't believe me,check this out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/webtoons/s/4zaDi6fWos

god okay I feel like I'm opening Pandora's Box with this shit but I have lots to say about it so... yeah fuck it, let's do this, I'm brave-

So I can absolutely agree with OP's sentiment that BlackLightJack's content has become uh... more aggressive and mean-spirited , and don't get me wrong, that was always sort of his vibe, but now it feels like he's straight up just weaponizing his fanbase and like... y'all know how curt I get about LO here, I can be a real asshole about it, even I think what BLJ is doing feels really shitty, immature, and frankly just uninformed? Because most of his videos are just him pout-screaming profanities into the microphone, like I know this is gonna sound nitpicky and petty but I can literally hear it in his voice that he's enunciating his words the same way an 8 year old would so that spit would land on the person they're yelling at ("STOOOOOOOOO-PPP-UHHHHH") and lately his content just feels like what it used to feel like being in CoD lobbies back in the day. Him having the name 'webtoon killer' just gives me such a sour taste in my mouth. Like... this feels like some kind of Batman villain in the making LMAO

But maybe no one wants to hear that opinion from someone like me who's literally called themselves the "far superior off brand" as a gag LMAO and that's fine honestly if you think I'm full of shit, this is also just my opinion!

But like... and I know I'm being an asshole going 'b-but-!' but... BLJ is also building an entire ass monetized platform off his vibe and using that platform to specifically go after Canvas series and creators. And let me tell you, while many would argue "well it's just the webtoons that are grossly negligent / breaking Webtoons' ToS / etc.", his fanbase is also constantly just sending him new comics to read and trash on and I feel like it's only a matter of time before he goes after a completely innocent creator whose only crime was being not great at webcomics which... shouldn't be viewed as a default crime punishable by pitchforks. That sorta already happened with the Fulcagay situation, I don't know Fulcagay and he almost definitely wouldn't know me, but he's a fellow Canvas creator who I've run into and shared a space with, and BLJ's original comments about him just felt incredibly off-base and volatile without giving even a shred of benefit of the doubt. I get the sense BLJ doesn't know about Hanlon's razor ("Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity") because EVERY video he does about every comic and creator he's addressing assumes maliciousness always.

This is the same shit we got with Youtube creators like Leafy who became infamous for just taking the piss out of everyone until they took it too far. Like, take it from me, it can be VERY easy to get so entrenched in being an asshole and taking the piss out of everything that completely innocent people get hit with splash damage, and if you're not willing to take responsibility for that, then you're gonna look like a bigger dick than the people you were aiming for. This pee analogy working for y'all? 😆

As for what Matty Bites has to do with that, I don't really get it? Like maybe I'm just misinformed here, maybe I haven't watched enough of her stuff, but she's never given me anywhere near the amount of red flags I get off listening to even one episode of BLJ. Matty feels like someone who actually reads and analyzes and researches the stuff she's criticizing in a way that's relatively harmless with her own flair sprinkled in (and her humor is hilarious btw, her opening skits are great LOL); BLJ meanwhile feels like he's constantly one opinion away from starting a #victimofcancelculture campaign because he's just trying to be as edgy and angry as possible LMAO (and ironically they're both often criticizing the same thing, but it goes to show how delivery makes a hell of a difference when it comes to dishing out criticism)

All that said, if there is something with Matty Bites that I'm missing here, I'm fully open to being informed because I haven't watched many of her videos and there could just as well be something that I've missed. But I don't think she's anywhere near as hostile as BLJ tends to be, I don't think Matty Bites' comedic video editing and sassy commentary has ever resulted in creators actually being attacked and bullied like BLJ's have.

Overall I think anyone who builds a platform or audience off criticizing content (and this includes me!) needs to practice responsibility and accountability in what they put out and what they choose to focus on and criticize. It can be really easy to accidentally use "criticism" as a get-out-of-jail-free card to just be a bully. It can be really easy to wind up leaving your criticism so unrefined and surface level without any deeper reflection that you never actually open your mind to anything and you just end up echoing out hate speech without even intending to. And it can be really, really easy to ruin your own palate from willingly consuming nothing but shit all day.

Just to quote some very famous words from a fictional character that absolutely apply here:

[islandtarochips]

Monster COD AU: Watch your Steps

Arthur’s Note: This AU was inspired by @bluegiragi for their AU is SO cool and SO awesome! You guys should check it out!

*Alejandro and Kanoa were on point as they went to the enemy’s base* Kanoa, crouched down a bit as he look through his scope while hiding behind a bush: Just two enemies standing in front of the gate. Alejandro, nodded: Bueno. We shall go down there and deal with them. QUIETLY. Kanoa: Agreed. Let's go. *Alejandro took a step back as he accidentally stepped on Kanoa's shark tail* Kanoa: NGH! Alejandro, looked at the Captain confusingly: Captain? Are you alright? Kanoa: N-No...because you are stepping on my TAIL, uce. Alejandro, looked down as he jolted to see his boots on Kanoa's tail: Meirda! I am SO sorry! Kanoa: I-It’s ok…🥲 Alejandro: Um...will it make you feel better if YOU step on my tail? Kanoa: No no no! It's ok! I'm fine! Let's just get this mission going, ok? ~later~ *Agnes and Soap were on a stealth mission in the dock* Agnes: *was planting the bombs on the boat* Soap, was on guard making sure no enemy comes through: Are you almost done, Blast? Agnes: Almost done So-ACK! *covered her mouth* *Soap turned his head to see Agnes was covering her mouth* Soap: Lass, what's the MATTER?! *saw Agnes was looking down to see he was stepping onto her eel TAIL* Soap, gasped a little and quickly moved away before crouching down to hug her: I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry- Agnes, chuckled a little: I’m fine, Soap. Don’t worry. *Agnes sweat a bit at Soap still hugging her* Agnes: Um…Soap? I’m ok…John? ~later~ *Ghost was in a med bay with Aelan who was putting an icepack on his bruising eye and patching up his arm that was bleeding a bit* Aelan, bandaging his arm: ……HOW did this happen? Ghost: …First Sergeant Shark has some anger issues. Aelan: ………You stepped on her tail didn’t you? Ghost: ……maybe. Aelan: And you didn’t APOLOGIZE? Ghost: …….no. Aelan: WHY? Ghost: She just GROWLED at me! Aelan: Because you STEPPED on her TAIL, Lieutenant!

Arthur's Note: To let you guys know! Ever since I saw @bluegiragi post about the info of the 141, Los Vaqueros, Valeria, Graves, Konig and Horangi. In the Monster AU. It inspired me SO much for me to make my OCs into this AU. Did quite a bit of research of trying to find a PERFECT match for them! And let me listed down of what monster these guys are!

Tiala/Kanoa Toa - Shark Hybrid

Agnes Falagi - Eel Hybrid

Aelan Kalani - Just a human

Yeah. It's only Aelan who is human. But for these three! They are just sea creature hybrids! And I was imagining about their monster features! Which the number one thing that got me are their TAILS! As you can see, the shark and eel tails aren't that flexible like how Alejandro and Soap's monster tail were. So you can say that their tail are like heavy weight, getting dragged onto the ground. Which they're used it. But it IS easy to drag it in water since it could just float around better than dragging it on land. And since their tail dragged onto land, imagined the people accidentally STEPPED on it! That’s why I made this small skit to share this funny moments about the WTF’s situation if they’re a MONSTER! Lol.

Characters:

Tiala “Shark” Toa -> Me

Kanoa Toa -> Me

Agnes “Blast” Falagi -> Me

Aelan Kalani -> Me

Just wanna tag the peeps about this. Lol.

@deeptrashwitch @alypink @kaitaiga @welldonekhushi

@revnah1406 @sleepyconfusedpotato @dirtfullofwork

@sweet-samnang @iamcautiouslyoptimistic

@imagoddamnonionmason @applbottmjeens

[vmpkai]

hold up lemme just. . .

the rev. set & co with social media!

aight there we go

hamilton

twitter

he will spend several hours arguing with a person trying to prove em wrong ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* )

he probably sends like 20 threads per answer too cuz we all know he exceeds the character limit every single time

has gotten suspended several times for some of his insults

during his presidency, he @ trump to call him out on his shit ( like he should )

has been blocked by a shitton of politicians who can't be bothered with his shit

people love him for his hot takes abt the government

king of twitter drama

laurens

pinterest

has two accounts: one for art, one for memes

has a shitton of boards

nobody - not even hammy boy - is allowed to see them

his memes are literally the most brainrot shit ever ( mood )

occasionally posts his art but uses it for inspiration for the most part

most of his unhinged comments rest here

has a fucking gay gay homo gay board ( he's just like me fr )

laffayette

instagram

has so many selfies on there

yk he is popular asf cuz he's so handsome

has roped the others into taking some with him

his posts are either runway model level of quality or the most shittiest of shitpost

he gets a shitton of down HORRENDOUS thirst comments and he is absolutely proud of that ( and trust me they are absolutely foul i'm talking the shit you see ppl say abt jjk characters and laf will encourage tf out of it )

mulligan

tumblr

just prefers it to everywhere else ( as he should )

runs the biggest fashion blog in all of new york ( as he fucken SHOULD )

loves posting his designs on there

and the crowd goes fucking wild for his designs

ofc his mates are gonna be in the comments hyping him up

they're also his models

defo has a personal account where he is just an absolute gremlin ( average tumblr user )

angelica

twitch ( hear me out )

extremely popular pro gamer

absolutely dunks on everyone she plays against

mainly plays cod and fortnite

people show up for her skills and her roasts cuz we all know she fucking cooks all the misogynistic dorks on there ( it's giving feminist packgod, aight? )

eliza

youtube

has a cooking channel

absolutely adores her audience

has defo fallen asleep several times watching those iceberg videos on the most randomest of topics

the recommended page does not match the face whatsoever ( she doesn't open youtube around others because of it )

even though she denies it constantly, she watches commentary channels on drama she's interested in

and peggy

tiktok

she got millions of followers

mainly posts funny skits with her sisters

her fyp are diabolical, disgraceful, discombobulating, shameful ( she just like me fr /j )

only communicates in tiktoks + she will send you shit in the middle of the night

madison

tumblr

he prefers the controlled chaos of it to anywhere else

posts about his favorite books

has a sizeable audience on there

refuses to tell anyone ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* ) about his blog

jefferson

twitter

sole purpose is to wind up hamilton every chance he gets

also loves the drama on there

bros the type of person to have thousands of followers and then either follows nobody, or like up to 5 people total

it boosts his ever growing ego

burr

reddit

yk he frequents r/vent to complain about hamilton

also loves sifting through r/aita ( he has most definitely posted some stuff in there too )

he's in such a random group of subreddits

questions his humanity every day whenever he paroozes that godforsaken site

he was a mod for a subreddit but he got kicked for being too much of a fence sitter ( hamilton found out and did NOT let that slide lmfao )

washington

facebook

he's a facebook dad absolutely

has fallen for the conspiracy theory traps a few times

his posts are just all dad things

he does NOT know how to use emojis at fucking all and it's glorious

king george

instagram

flexes his money, wealth and all that jazz

also lives for the tea on there ( he will literally sit in the comments spamming tea emojis whenever a fight was to break out lmfao )

goes on live just to annoy everyone around him ( usually works )

posts on his story like 20 times a day

his ego is the size of england thanks to that site

tried to start beef after laf turned down a collab and temporarily caused world war 3 between the fanbases

[r005ter]

Ok, this is a bit more personal question for cosplayers and other content creators. I wasn’t thinking of cosplaying (‘cause I don’t have the budget for that) but was thinking of doodling character skits.

This is mostly skits of the COD fandom, but I’ve seen other content creators facing issues with its toxicity. I know toxicity isn’t new thing, but this is the first time I was considering getting more involved with a fandom. Usually I’d sit on the side and watch whatever unfolds.

Thoughts and also input from experience?

[immarble]

(you already know this song and dance by now, updated because blah blah blah, ye)

HEYO! it's me, marble (tyg3r if you really know me), or you can call me Lucas, and welcome to my Tumblr page! Whether it'd be me practicing my writing, headcanon the living fuck of my fav fictional characters or go feral of other's said fictional characters, im your dude!

so anyways, im 23 (which means that minors/ageless bios DNI, you will be blocked), i go by he/they and live in the DOWN UNDAR (sydney to be exact). I'm mostly in the COD fandom (im practically Soap's husband), but you can also find me in TMNT, FNaF, Undertale and Resident Evil too! (more down at the post)

Anyways, I'm an aspiring writer who one day wants to become a professional writer but for now sticking to fanfiction. I'm also planning to become an actor but first I gotta practice lol (I haven't done acting in a long time 💀)

So yeah! Follow me for all things writing and I'll catch y'all later when I post something! :D

(Oh, and I nearly forgot: if you wanna follow me in other socials you can do so here!

TikTok: @imnot_marble (skits and stuff, mostly COD)

AO3: tyg3r

Instagram: im_tyg3r (basically just me posting selfies, you can see my face if you wanna lol)

Twitter: not yet (planning to build one, would be the same as my Tumblr)

(my do's and don't and the fandoms i like to write in)

_

The stuffs I have:

NOTE: if you see a post by me, whether Headcanon Rambling, Fanfiction Folklore or Imagination Wonderland (more pending) but the link isn't showing, PLEASE be patient! I promise I'll get into it lickety split! :D

(IF YOU SEE RED AND 18+, IT CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL SUCH AS SMUT OR MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18! MINORS DNI, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU BREAK MY RULE!!!)

^-^

Headcanon Rambling:

(Basically me yapping about the 141 and spilling out headcanons. I do characters of Price, Ghost, Gaz, Soap and Roach but you can always ask me if you would like other characters for me to headcanon the living shit of!)

Part one (what is their everyday wear)

Part two (what their other jobs would be if they're not working for the 141)

Part three

^-^

Fanfiction Folklore:

(What it says on the tin, your home for all things fanfics from all kinds of fandoms!)

COD:

fic one (Unexpected)

fic two

(other fandoms to be updated here...)

^-^

Imagination Wonderland:

(Technically fanfiction, but they don't have a title and are basically detailed versions of Headcanon Rambles)

COD:

imagine one (one johnny mactavish bdsm moment) (18+)

imagine two (dog soap au)

imagine three

(other fandoms to be updated here...)

[local-apollo-kid]

I was thinking of some little things that feel a lot like @cod-dump 's family!141 AU

(but all of these skits are based on a bunch of vines)

Teen!Gaz, watching teen!Soap and teen!Ghost walk by: And they were roomates

Dad!Price, deciding to play along: Oh my God, they were roomates

Teen!Soap after watching teen!Ghost run up a wall and jump over him: Oh, ma God, he on x-games mode

Teen!Gaz: I'm in me dad's car. Vroom vroom.

Dad!Price: Get out of me car

Teen!Gaz: aw

Teen!Soap, turning around to see Teen!Ghost next to him: Hi

Teen!Ghost, completely in love: okay

Teen!Gaz: Yo, Ghost! Can I get a sip of that water?

Teen!Ghost: It's not water. It's vinegar.

Teen!Gaz: Wha-

Nik, being told do this by teen!Gaz: John, I want a divorce.

Price, confused as fuck: Divorce... we aren't fucking married?!

Teen!Gaz, watching teen!Soap and teen!Ghost: *plays 'my heart will go on' on the recorder*

This is probably really out of character. Sorry :]

[dinomite2]

Oscar and Rose (Pranks)

Another skit For @sodapoppss !

It was a beautiful morning for today and Oscar just woke for today, he got up and went to get some Breakfast

Oscar: Ok fridge let's see what you have for tod-

*Splat* Oscar was just hit by a sprung pie

Oscar: *inhale* *sigh* Okay reaaaal funny Rose Real funny laugh yourself up while you're at it haha just got my just desserts....

Oscar searched the kitchen for the paper towels or a rag to clean his face

Oscar: Ok where are those paper towels I swear I stored them in the top cabi-

*Splat* Oscar was hit by another pie causing him to slip fall

Its on

*Raspberry*

*Later*

Rose: *humming anarchy rainbow* hmm? *sees Bag of candy *

Rose: *reading bag* For Oscar DONT EAT OR OPEN im looking at you Rose, well I'd like to see you try *opens bag*

*BANG* Rose was blasted hard by a bagful confetti from the fake candy bag

.... Ok Oscar I swear to COD I'm going to kick you FUC%I#@ AS-

*Later outside*

Oscar was outside taking a small walk. that was until

*Laughing*

Oscar: hmm ? Hey What's going on around HE-

On a community board there was a picture of Oscar as a baby crying in a potty trainer

Oscar quickly rips the picture off the board and hides the picture behind his back

Random female inkling: Aww come on Oscar We don't even Know who the Baby is! Haha!

Oscar:*embarrassed* Hehe yeah... *walks away from crowd *

Rose im going strangle the $%/T out of you someday......

*Later *

Rose: Hey Oscar I going to take a bath soon see you

Oscar: Ok dont just take 50 minutes just to finish damn scrubbing yourself

Rose: I WON'T! Jesus Christ....

Rose Then went to the washroom to of course to wash herself but Oscar had a little surprise for her.

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.

.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!!

Oscar replaced Rose's shampoo with Szechuan peppercorns which are known to be Very hot

*SLAM*

Rose busted open the door with a towel covered over her and of course

Rose: ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS EVERYTIME I TAKE A FUCKING BATH!?

Oscar: Hey hey its your fault for Staying in the washroom for a whole hour Not mine

*Later Again*

Both Oscar and Rose were both cautiously walking around the house being careful about what tricks they could pull on each other that was until they both met

.

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Oscar: um ok I think it's safe to admit that this prank war has gone too far I can't even wake up right without something popping up to ruin my morning

Rose: Yeah and I think I've developed a rash in a few certain....... areas...

*Sniker* Rose looked back with an "Are you serious" face

Rose: Ok look I'm sorry I took things too far its just that I wanted a little satisfaction from my pranks you kno-

Oscar: stuffing over 13 pidgons into my afro is not Satisfactory-

Rose: IM BEING EMPATHETIC HERE OK!? NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH *sigh* look all I'm saying that I want a truce ok so are ok? *holds out hand*

Oscar: Eh Ok truce *holds Rose's hand*

*Bzzzzsssttt!* Oscar was shocked by a joy buzzer by Rose

Hehe whadda you think of that eh?

Oscar stares then proceeds to strangle Rose

Enjoy!

[ashcarmine]

Christmas with cod but

Simon doesn’t like Christmas.

He doesn’t angst over it that much.

But I want to imagine Simon calling the reader and

They’re covered in red ribbon with the bow at their chest.

And next to them is soap. With his dick in a Christmas box. Like that SNL skit.

Merry Christmas

[kitty-mactabbysh]

Guys sorry i went kinda mia i still love cod

But i have a job now 😭😭😭

And i'm studying to become airport security whatever idk what people call them in their countries and i *love* the subject ♡♡♡

If anyone is interested in a cod characters working at a subway store skit let me now because i have hundreds of ideas that are absolutely not personal experience whatsoever because i do not work at one currently