#so real man

[frownyalfred]

Magic Expert: A person's magic shares similarities with the user

Bruce: What does that mean?

Magic Expert: Yours is incredibly unstable, destructive, indecipherable, and possesses great darkness

Bruce: ...

Bruce: So.... I should stay away from magic?

Magic Expert: Yes, you should stay away from magic

19 year-old Bruce, hand hovering above the ancient incantation bowl in the League of Assassins armory, not realizing it had started glowing: "...you know what?"

Ra's, wide-eyed, sweating bullets since the bowl started glowing because he knows what that Means: "ah...what?"

Bruce, removing his hand from above the bowl and grabbing an escrima stick: "I think I want to try this instead."

Ra's, bathed in relief so pure it could power a thousand suns: "....ah, yes. much better....suited, to your temperament."

[rivulet-shouldnt-be-here]

Surfboardin’

They belong in the water *shrugs*

Rivulet is surfing

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[chloesimaginationthings]

Monty was supposed to be part of the FNAF crew..

[niinnyu]

Muse

Edit: by "I don't think that's happening" gerry is referring to getting the painting out of his head. He most definitely will help with supper. I need to learn to read tho.

[drawin-d28]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LORE :D

i think it would be funny if the phighting support debuff (supports give each other less healing to balance the game) had an actual canonical reasoning

vines plants wither to boombox's music

medkit's body is too used to the healing crystals so the plants just don't do as much (same with coil's crystals) and vice versa

subspace is. subspace (the poison cancels out healing)

medkit just heals boombox less out of spite

[razziecat]

Your Inbox Thanksgiving Week

[that-wildwolf]

This is why he left Dropout

This is the face of a man who's about to run off into the woods to make doll shoes

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[deadclawshc]

me if i was an anti social young adult man who has spider powers in another universe

[amygdalae]

small collection of Laios Tshirtguy moments. thank u Ryoko Kui

[dimeadozencows]

I don't ship them I just love the dynamic between "two guys who hate each other sooo much and have no idea why (it's because they remind each other of the things they hate most about themselves)"

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is definitely canon in poppy playtime