#sometimes it works with doubles sometimes it doesnt

[7bits]

besties i cannot understand the floating point unit

[queenerdloser]

coworkers: what about using ai to do xyz?

me, stepping onto my soapbox: let me tell you All The Reasons i wont do it and also why you shouldnt do it either

[stinkrascal]

it is me and this ear infection ive had for a year against the world

[effemar]

i hate being depressed girl.... what do you mean im so incapable of physical movement that 2 days of gardening gives me a 3 day migraine....

[eyepatchdate]

i have complex feelings about it but in td when karkat is actually like fully integrated, he is much more static because the story is... Less directly affecting him? hes there as Dave's Boyfriend largely

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Headcanon that bludhaven hates heroes with a flaming passion bc theyre just cops in tights but love Nightwing and therefore vehemently deny his hero status to anyone and everyone.

Like there is no official Nightwing merch bc he’s a criminal he’s committing a crime okay vigilante justice is in fact not legal and he’s not TECHNICALLY on the justice league and he’s NOT TECHNICALLY the leader of the titans anymore. But there are about 400 different Etsy stores that make hoodies, crop tops, joggers, sweats, sunglasses, bracelets, t shirts with nightwings logo or some art of him on them.

Like they love this guy and will get into beef with any Gotham national who tries to claim Nightwing is THEIR hero.

1) hes not a hero he’s a criminal fuck you

2) you have a hero and just bc he’s shit at his job and needs our guy (who is NOT a hero) to help him sometimes doesn’t MEAN SHIT

people are walking around with tiny v shaped blue tattoos or embroidered on clothing but again NOT A HERO BLUDHAVEN DOESNT DO HEROS

There are coffee shops with bad nightwing pun names nightbird, beanwing, nightwinging it and so on

Every third piece of graffiti is this man’s logo

Every sandwich place or fast food chain has a ‘secret menu item’ that’s not actually secret bc everyone orders it and it’s just one of their normal items dyed blue (sodas, desserts, burger buns, condiments so on) some places will sell wings fried in blue panko bread crumbs and call them them ‘nightwings’ ofc these are ALL off the menu you can’t see these items and if you try to order them out of the city you get weird looks.

Superman goes on tv and says Nightwing is one of his favorite hero’s and bludhaven riots. wtf nightwing is your favorite hero you fuckin poser

1) nightwing isn’t a hero he’s a criminal so back off

2) he’s ours you and your frou frou fancy city that hasn’t been nuked by a sentient pile of radiation can fuck RIGHT off

Naturally the only person in bludhaven who is unaware of this is Dick Grayson bc tbh this man is too busy to give a fuck about what his city thinks of him. They trust him to get shit done. Good that’s all he needs okay he has 22 reports he needs to log he’s busy.

Tim Drake professional nightwing fanboy however is fucking furious about this because.

A) dick was a GOTHAM hero FIRST and bludhaven can suck it

B) fuck you nightwing isn’t just a a hero he’s THE HERO and the BEST hero and don’t be rude bc you have a complex

C) all of the cool nightwing merch only ships around bludhaven so has to get it ordered there and it’s just a hassle and he’d pay double he swears just let him get it delivered to where he is please Everytime he stops by bludhaven he leaves with 10 new pieces of nightwing merch and bc he has so much. Damian doesn’t think he notices when some of his doubles mysteriously go missing. He does.

D) since they are anti hero they are firmly unhelpful whenever he or Steph show up bc a case has lead them to the city

The one plus side was watching Jason Todd having a mental breakdown bc apparently in bludhaven redhood counts as a hero and is therefore hated.

“Yous worked with the bat yous a hero thems the rules”

“I KILL PEOPLE”

“Yeah so do cops and people always call them heroes”

“Okay but I kill people to protect the general public I put down scum”

“Cops say they do that too”

“I- okay you know what I’m a hero fine okay. Why isn’t nightwing a hero”

“Vigilante justice is a crime”

“I’m documentably worse than a vigilante”

“But you have worked with the bat”

“For money yeah”

“See you even get paid, face it you’re a hero which means you suck”

“You realize Nightwing has worked with the bat right like way more than I have”

“Listen that ain’t his fault okay, the bats incompetent and so are the rest to you idiots. He’s a nice guy and a good neighbor don’t mean he’s a hero”

“I- what the fuck is in this cities water”

“I don’t fuckin know but it’s prolly better than whatever gothams got in its harbor”

“I- yeah you’re probably right”

[queenerdloser]

checked my work account for a code i need for tomorrow and had two (2) emails about the work conference happening tomorrow morning at 8am. one was can you send out directions to the room nobody knows where it is (we've used this room before, there is no campus map for it, literally all these fuckheads have to do is put it into googlemaps and it will show where it is) and a last minute schedule change. stop this. why are people emailing me at 9pm anyway, but esp. why are they emailing me the NIGHT BEFORE this conference that has been on the schedule for weeks and everyone has known is happening for weeks. if you knew people were going to have issues with directions, why didn't you email me on monday about it. if this speaker was going to have timing issues why didn't you tell me last week before i finalized the agenda and asked you MULTIPLE times about the scheduled time for them. we've literally used this room 4+ times since i started this job!!!!!!!!!!!! stop!!!!!!

[ferigrievous]

attractive things they do ; haikyuu ver . ⋆˚࿔

bokuto ; doesnt know personal space or manners when it comes to you. will wave to you in the middle of a test if he sees you passing in the hallway, or will yell your name if he spots you in the cafeteria. doesn’t matter if you saw each other five minutes ago, he still greets you like you’ve been gone a year.

akaashi ; has crazy fast reflexes. despite not being as muscular as bokuto, he still never wavers whenever he catches something, as seen when he caught him after he fainted. you dont even notice you dropped something before he’s handing it back to you.

aone ; waits for you to finish talking. never cuts people off, even when they’re rambling or slow. he’ll just nod and look at you like everything you say matters. he also doesnt stutter, and takes his time to speak. you dont mind it when people stutter, but you convince yourself its because he wants to think out every word he says (to you).

futakuchi ; worst teaser to walk the earth. says “yeah? and what if i did?” and “are ya’ gonna do something about it.” more than he sees his own mother. never oversteps, and knows what specifically to not bring up, but he knows you’ll always do something about it.

koganegawa ; says everything out loud. narrates his entire life and lets people know how he’s thinking, or what he’s doing. you usually find this annoying when other people do it, but somehow hes just funny and oblivious enough for it to cancel out.

ukai ; always smells good. could smoke up a whole room and down a whole bottle of whisky in an afternoon and he’d still smell good. you can smell him even after he’s left a room, but sometimes you think its just a placebo effect. you notice whenever its missing.

takeda ; watches the credit scenes of a movie. will clap, and will talk to other people about it like its just another thing. when people ask why, he says its because ‘someone worked hard on this!’ applies to other things too, but something as small as this gets you everytime.

kiyoko ; remembers everything you say. not in a creepy way, just in a soft, careful way. the kind of person who brings up something you forgot you even told her. you’ll offhandedly mention your favorite flower and a week later she’ll give you one.

yachi ; double checks everything. did you bring your coat? do you have your wallet and keys? did you do the homework?  she’s on it. says “just in case!” with this big worried smile like she can’t help it.

alisa ; takes the best pictures. most of her pictures are candid, ones you think are ugly but she’ll cherish like its made of pure gold. she rarely asks you to pose for a picture, but she always makes sure you look good. you almost never notice when she has her camera out until she tags you in a post later that night.

akane ; always has two extra hair ties. you never notice, because she always has her hair up, until alisa asks for it and you ask her why she has so many. she doesnt answer you, but you find out its because no one ever had hairties strong enough to hold her hair properly, so she makes sure no one else has that problem. not that youlll ever let her know you know this, of course.

konoha ; mimics people without realizing. picks up their slang, their hand gestures, the way they write their &s and ?s. whenever someone brings it up, he pretends not to notice because he’s too embarrassed. 

terushima ; stupidly smart. you hate it, how he’s not a high honors student, but a highest honors student, and has been for years. you never see him study, never see him struggle, and never even hear him talk about school outside of class, but he’s never had anything lower than a 90 on anything.

daisho ; always knows what you mean. when you’re struggling with words, he knows exactly what youre going to say before you even think of it. you usually hate it when other people do it because theyre almost always wrong, but he somehow knows what you mean every single time.

sakusa ; walks on the outside of the sidewalk. doesnt care about the sidewalk rule, doesnt care if the person/people hes walking with are 10x stronger and bigger than him. doesnt mention it, does it naturally, and if you purposely switch it, he’ll switch it back without you even noticing.

komori ; makes a big deal about small wins. big believer in ‘a little is better than nothing’. even if its something as simple like doing your bed or doing the dishes, he’ll grin and congratulate you anyway.

[dear-ao3]

how to get f1 driver cards, a guide for mclaren, mercedes and williams (more to come)

im going to start by saying that there is a high high chance not everything on this is accurate. for some reason this is a stupidly complex process and i am just trying my best :)

what are driver cards? every year (most) teams have cards made of their drivers with their pictures and sometimes stats and fun facts, etc. they change every year and are collectible. theyre free, technically, as long as you pay for the postage.

ive sent away for some of them before, and those are the teams i have included as i know these ones work. will add more teams on as i attempt others this year.

MERCEDES

objectively this is the easiest one to get. you fill out an online form and if you are lucky you will get cards sent to you. the form is live for the 2025 cards as of me posting this.

beware: the address form is formatted for UK addresses only for some reason. if you are trying to send to the US with an address that is two lines (ie, a street address with an apartment number or a po box) there is a good chance it wont work. i have gotten it to work for street addresses only (both attempts to have them sent to an apartment address failed). this one also took the longest, several months.

all other teams require a double envelope, stamp and letter situation.

very basically, you address an envelope to the team and put yourself as the return address. it needs a stamp (domestic if the team is in your country, international if it is not)

write a letter to the team, something along the lines of "dear x team, i am a big fan of you and your drivers x and y and i like watching you / rooting for you for xyz reasoning (etc etc). i was wondering if i could get the 20xx drivers cards? thanks (name)." it doesnt have to be super fancy.

put this letter in the envelope along with another a5 size folded envelope addressed to yourself (this is the envelope that the team will send your cards in, make sure it is the right size and also has your correct address.

the a5 envelope also needs a stamp and here is where it gets a little tricky. if the team is based in the same country you are you use a domestic stamp. if you are Not in the same country as the team this is the terribly fun (read: tricky) part.

you can either include the pounds/euros needed to buy a stamp in the envelope or you can purchase an international stamp from that country and use that. i have gone the stamp route before (ordered royal mail stamps off of British amazon) and it worked. i put five second class barcoded stamps on each envelope and they came back to me okay. (could also use first class stamps, i dont remember why i ended up choosing the second class ones) (you have to check the stamp prices and make sure that the total stamp costs equal how much it costs to send a letter internationally (second class stamps are 85p as of me writing this and it costs 2.80 pounds to mail a letter internationally from the uk to the us specifically (all of this is findable on the royal mail site) so i would put 4 or 5 stamps to be safe per envelope in case stamp prices rise again)

put that whole folded envelope and your letter in your addressed envelope to the team and mail it out.

MCLAREN

they seem to be pretty responsive. i got my card for mclaren within i think 2 or 3 months. be extra careful when addressing your envelopes to the uk, the seven letter/ number combination is the most important and should be the most legible thing. i think this is formatted correctly. (again, im from the us. uk addresses confuse the hell out of me)

address:

FAO: Autograph Cards McLaren Technology Centre Chertsey Road Woking GU21 4YH UK

WILLIAMS

again, they were pretty responsive. i think i got mine in 2 or 3 months. my envelope was the wrong size for this team but they sent me the cards anyway in a different size envelope. again, really make sure that your seven number/letter thing is clear. there both a O and 0 in it so i would put a slash through the 0.

address:

Fan Mail Williams Grand Prix Engineering Grove Wantage Oxfordshire OX12 0DQ UK

fun little note: my sister and i both sent away for mclaren and williams last year. despite them having the Exact Same Addresses and being sent from The Exact Same Post Office on the Exact Same Day, my mclaren one was returned to sender for the reason unable to be delivered. my sister got her mclaren card in the mail the next week. and i got my williams card but my sisters got returned to sender for the reason of unable to be delivered. i have absolutely no idea why. not remotely. i resent both of them and had no problems the second time around.

good luck. its kinda challenging but it is fun. im going to try to send off for more this year so ill provide more advice once i figure it out but as for now, i know these ones work. i would wait until the start of the season to mail any requests, though fill out the mercedes one sooner if you want that :)

and, proof that i got my driver cards and im not just making this up:

[rubiehart]

INTRODUCING LIFEGUARD!JJ…

lifeguard!jj who… sits up in the lifeguard chair looking like a greek god straight out of bay watch, red whistle dangling between his lips, sunglasses sat low on the bridge of his nose, hiding his wandering eyes when they land on a certain pretty girl he takes quite a liking to…

lifeguard!jj who… only took the job to make some extra cash during the summer, to fund dime bags and chip in with drinks for when the pogues are hosting kegs and didn’t think it’d be anything more than a quick money grab.

lifeguard!jj who… says this job has opened a whole new selection of ladies and hooks up with the other female lifeguards all the time. they’re never nothing more than a fling though, when they’re swapping shifts or just when he needs to blow of a little steam.

lifeguard!jj who… flirts with all the kook ladies, or ‘loaded milf squad’ as jj calls them. when he strolls past the sunloungers, flashing them that charming smile and a ‘lookin’ good, miss johnson.’ which always has them coming back the very next weekend. service with a smile, is jj’s excuse when he’s confronted by his boss…

lifeguard!jj who… is really good with the kids and sometimes teaches surfing lessons on the weekends to third and fourth graders, congratulating them with a double high five and a ‘practice is payin’ off, huh buddy? might even be a better surfer than the pro soon.’ gesturing to himself playfully. all the kids love him and theyre constantly begging their parents to go to the beach just to see jj.

lifeguard!jj who… has never actually had to save a life. he doesnt take his job completely seriously though he should, but when he sees an especially clumsy, little kiddo splashing and stumbling on the shore, he doesn’t take his eyes off of them, fully prepared at any moment to dive in if anything did happen.

lifeguard!jj who… is a little bit of a himbo. your average blonde surfer dude when you hear him speak, a whole lotta ‘broo’ and ‘dudeeeee’ that you, and everyone else he works with is forced to put up with. but he really is smart, just in different areas.

maybe you’ll find out more about those hidden skills if he finally builds up the courage to approach you..

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[lonigiri]

cuddling with hq

goshiki, ukai, lev, kuroo, ushijima, bokuto (dont mind how random these pulls are, i span a wheel 😭)

border by @/kyejiz

๋࣭ ⭑ goshiki

- def is like on top of you

- its kinda like spooning but like ur laying flat (kinda) and hes just ontop of you

- i mean its kinda cute considering hes crushing you

- plus side is that hes 100% kissing your face all over, like 100 tiny kisses all over

- sometimes he loves you too much

you were just trying to chill and watch tv when-- "whatcha doooooinnn" long eyelashes fluttering and a big smile on his face. the bed dipping as he jumped on top of you. "ugh tomu! get off me." you groaned, him shaking his head vigorously with a giant smile again. tightening his grip on you, pecking kisses on your cheeks. "love--kiss--you--kiss--so--kiss--much" "tsu im trying to watch my showwwww." "you can still watch it, im not kissing your eyeballs." "you're so annoying."

๋࣭ ⭑ukai

- probably the second most normal out of the bunch

- well actually i take that back, i dont think hes a big cuddler at all

- like he will if you REALLY want to but he wont if ur like silently initiating it

-like you gotta say it out loud that you want to cuddle

ukai and you laid in bed he was reading a book about something and you were scrolling on instagram. you placed your phone face down on the bedside table. your eyes darting over to your boyfriend. thinking about how you were gonna get him to cuddle with you. you scooted over closer to him, not quite hip to hip, but a little closer. he scooted away. are you serious. you looked over, deadpanning at him. "you need to die" "WHAT DID I DO?"

๋࣭ ⭑lev

- when i say pile of limbs i MEAN PILE OF LIMBS

- does NAWT know how to cuddle but he is trying his absolute best

there you where, in bed, laying next to your boyfriend. TANGLED. you have absolutely no clue how this happened but you do not know how to get out either. you were just staring at eachother, blinking. "this is all you and your stupid long body's fault." "hey its not my fault that i was graced to be 6'7" "you big fat lier you're 6'6." "am not, i am 6'7, i went through an adult growth spurt." he frowned and you just rolled your eyes. pulling your legs and arms untangled. "hey were are you going!" "what now." you fake whined turning around "i wanted to cuddle more."

๋࣭ ⭑kuroo

- your head on his chest as a pillow

- or alternatively, his head on your chest

- he says he just likes listening to your heartbeat buttttt i think we all know actually why

kuroo had his arms wrapped around your waist and head on your chest. one hand holding his phone watching tiktoks while the other was firmly holding your waist. "bruh what are you watching." "did you just bruh me?" he turned off his phone placing it on your stomach and looking up at you. "you act like this isnt an everyday occurrence." you placed your hand on his head and messing up his hair. "hey! dont mess with the hair." "you act like it doesnt look like shit in the first place."

๋࣭ ⭑ushijima

- big spoon 100%

- not that he doesnt like to be little spoon its just it doesnt happen normally

- hes just a very large man and its kinda hard to big spoon him

wakatoshi slipped into bed after a long day of practice. all he wanted was to go to sleep and be in your warmth. and thats basically exactly what happened. ushijimas arms wrapped around you, sighing out with a slight smile on his face. "did you take a shower." "i thought you were sleeping." "was until you got here. you know im a light sleeper. anyways, did you take a shower." "yes maam." "good now we can sleep!"

๋࣭ ⭑bokuto

- you and bokuto's relationship is the epitome of audhd

- you both like do your own thing while being in eachothers presence which makes you more likely to actually get stuff done (body doubling)

- he lays there on the bed and you lay on his stomach

you had your laptop on your stomach as you did some work while laying on the bed with bokuto. well i guess trying to do some work. bokuto was blasting only god knows what on the tv which made it kinda hard to concentrate. "bo." ... "bokuto." ... "ko." ... "kotaro." .... "BOKUTO KOTARO." "WHAT WOMAN DAMN." "I KNOW YOU'RE HARD OF HEARING BUT TURN THAT DAMN TV DOWN."

[lokilysolbitch]

witches/polytheists in my phone. mostly polytheists

you know its okay to be wrong. you can be wrong. in fact you will probably be wrong and you probably have been wrong before and you didnt die

i see a lot of posts that are eyerolling about how 'ewwww beginners when they dont know something yet' and in response i see even more posts like 'guys is ___ happening or is ____ happening because i dont know i think its ___ but i dont want to get it wrong'

and usually its over really minor things too. like. just guess. youre not gonna go to hell if youre wrong

like youre not sure if the signs youre getting are from Aphrodite? guess! if you ignore it and they were signs, youll get more signs. she wont smite you. if she wasnt reaching out and you made her an alter? then she'll get offerings. and you'll just get a sense you aren't working on anything. and she still wont smite you. and whoever was reaching out also wont smite you !

people are telling you a divination method isnt reliable but its working for you? your gods will correct you if it isnt working Or maybe theyll just let you be wrong if it isnt a big deal. you thought a deity made a joke with you but youre not sure? guess! you can just be wrong. if it matters youll find out eventually

or you can just not know. thats also fine. you can just shrug and say 'not sure what this means'. a candle can flicker in a weird way and you can just go 'dont know what that one meant'

like i have a dissociative disorder and ocd. the amount of times my gods have told me something and i was just too dissociated to understand, or i amnesia'd an important detail, or i was too anxious to figure out what was true or not and i simply said 'i dont know what you said, we'll figure it out later im sure'. and it was fine. and i did not get smoted

you cant move forward in your practice with the goal of just not being wrong. you just have to plan to be wrong sometimes. you have to think 'what is the worst and best outcome, how likely is each outcome, and how would i recover if i fuck it up'. your gods know that youre learning.

if you want to be confident in your practice and not feel like you have to constantly ask for someone else to check your work, you need to build experiences, including experiences where you fucked up. thats how you turn 'some people are saying not to use candle divination and some people are saying its fine and i dont know what to do' into 'most of the time when i read candles its been accurate but every now and then its kind of off so when it doesnt feel right i double check with tarot'

spiritual matters are inherently woo woo and literally unprovable. it would be veryyyyyy difficult to formally confirm most of what people say. like 'pendulums are unreliable because your hand subtly moves it' a lot but who told you the spirit only communicates by moving the pendulum. whos to say its not just your intuition knowing the answer and influencing you to move the pendulum. whos to say its not a spirit slightly channeling through you to move slightly move your hand in the right direction(literally so many people say we are channels for spirits but then turn around and say you cant trust a divination method because the answer was influenced by your body or your mind. thats like saying you cant trust a voicemail because you heard it through a phone. the phone could be broken but also. its still built to receive and relay messages). whos to say every spirit is doing something different, whos to say theyre not changing their method each time.

all you can do is research what you can and use trial and error and critical thinking. if it has been accurate for you, then its reliable for you. if it keeps being wrong for you, then it's not for you. maybe its reliable for one because their gods communicate with them that way and its unreliable for another because theyre gods dont communicate with them that way. what you do know is if it works for you specifically or not.

and if youre scared of cultural appropriation, remember the most immediate harm of cultural appropriation is physical and emotional, and it usually comes from ignorance or an internal issue like insecurity or jealousy. dont drive yourself insane trying to figure out if something is cultural appropriation by looking for the spiritual indicators. learn how it affects real life people and the environment. keep working on healing emotional wounds and fulfilling yourself. you wont want to steal from another practice if youre fulfilled and satisfied with your own (also work on learning how to process guilt and shame if being wrong absolutely terrifies you, people double down after cultural appropriation bc theyre scared to confront the shame and guilt).

but also with how prejudice is in everything, even the best of sources, youre likely going to get a bad piece of information and accidentally do something appropriative one day. so just learn how to apologize and correct yourself. do your best to catch and filter out prejudice, and learn what to do when you mess up. you dont have to be scared all the time. every single person no matter their background has and will fuck up. thats human. just correct yourself and do better next time

also doxxing and harassing people who fuck up is what makes other people who fuck up double down so hard. they see other people get doxxed and harassed and build up so much anxiety over making a human mistake that when they inevitably do, they go into severe denial that they were wrong and/or delete their account and/or put up a faux apology. so maybe we should be normal when people fuck up and simply say 'hey thats bad' bc clearly doxxing and harassing has not yet lead to genuine accountability. dont give people hell and then be surprised when they act like a fake nice christian

TLDR you need to let yourself be wrong. its fine. youre not gonna die or go to hell you will simply learn not to do that next time

[joocin-thebox]

"Hi chat," i say to the void, "have apothecary diaries ponies," i continue, "please"

Artistic ramble under cut

Something about,, maomao being tasked to go talk to some Important Pony and she's allowd to bring a partner (xiaolan, her #1 ofc) , but Jinshi also wants to go bc hes bored of work and wants to get out of the castle

So he gets permission to go with her in disguise,

And he and yoh are both alicorns so they have magic/potions equipped that'll change how they look

In jinshi's case, i think itd make him a slightly shorter, lankier, and slightly change his coat color and hair texture

Maomao doesnt help with the magic portion of the disguise but she says he looks too obviously "jinshi" so he gets his thicker brows and jinka moles and she ponders over his cutie mark a little bit before deciding its part of the disguise, since she has no idea what his cutie mark actually is

(Spoilers: its not part of the disguise)

Maomao isnt given details on the disguise spell/potion bc what does an earth pony need spell knowledge for?

And she's constantly waiting for something to go wrong and for him to be revealed as a palace servant

Xiaolan, on the other hand, is happy to meet this "jinka" and welcomes him into friendship so easily

They play detective and run ahead and make inside jokes

Idk if i can think of a relationship to compare them too... i just think theyd have a lot of fun going on missions together

I think mao watxhing xiaolan and jinka bonding would definitely sweeten her up to jinshi bc aw he's kind with her lil sister friend :)

I contemplated giving xiaolan wings but didnt :/ i didnt feel like drawing them but maybe she'll get them if i draw her again

Things in my head that count as lore but i didnt mention already, maybe:

-Jinshi is the prince of the night (necessary) working double as a palace servant during the day (same work he does in canon)

-Thinks he does all the stuff luna does, so he's generally pretty tired or youll probably only get a hold of him during the night, but luna is awake during the day sometimes so who really knows

-Maomao is still an apothecary, she is frequently summoned to the palace for detective work bc she got mixed up in some business prior, and they value her help OR she knows gyo and gyo knows she's a bit of a sleuth :3c put in a word for her at the castle

-There is no maolan separation >:( they come as a PAIR!!!!

-no maomao does not know jinshi is the moon prince until she finds out, why? Because girl... i said so...

-uhm <3 yeah <3 love u ty for listening bye byeee

[thegirlfromblackwater]

If the Van der Linde Gang lived in Modern Times (Modern Au)

Life gives you funny ideas...and I'm going to write them down

Arthur

Would live on a ranch in Montana or Wyoming as a rancher

Offers services like trail rides, lessons, and boarding

Has a herd of cattle

Spends every Sunday watching Rodeos on TV

Watches while sitting in his favorite worn-out armchair

Always has a cold beer and a snack or his dinner while watching

Has a pickup truck that's a bit filthy on the inside. Addresses his car as a "she."

Treats it like a horse: calls it a "good gurl."

Has a mounted Trout and some taxidermy on the walls

The Wifi at the ranch is spotty..doesnt understand why guests need it when they're surrounded by nature

Network Name: MorganRanch Password: Ynnel123

Tried to fix the router once but not exactly tech savvy. Ended up punching it

Texts Albert Mason sometimes

Dutch

Definitely lives in a city either Los Angeles or New York City

Lives in a Snazzy Penthouse in the clouds with a skyline

Works as a motivational speaker

Wears a lot of bling

Has a bar in at his place

Molly always tries to find a way in

Calls Hosea a lot

Has a weird fetish for black, red and white furniture.

Still loves reading books by Evelyn Miller despite that the writer is a nobody living in Idaho

John, Abigail & Jack

They probably live out west on a farm (very much like Beechers Hope)

John works on the ranch and also has side multiple side jobs (thanks to Abigail)

Jack spends his time in the school library

Abigail is obsessed with this one bakery

Molly

Lives in whatever city Dutch lives in

Tries to make herself at home in the penthouse

Famous on social media for her makeup tutorials

The neighbors can usually hear Molly & Dutch fighting

Dutch: "Not now Miss O'shea" Molly: "Pig!"

Bill

Lives somewhere in the Midwest

Works as a truck driver for Walmart

spends a lot of his life on the road

Has a bit of road rage

likes rest stops

when he's not working, he is a part of a biker gang

has a tattoo sleeve and wears a white wife beater

one of those bikers that wears a bandana with the American flag on it

Marybeth

Probably lives in a quaint town on the east coast

Works in a bookstore during the day and is a freelance writer in her free time

Lives in a cute townhouse with a small garden in the front full of flowers.

Her house is cozy

has a seating area with big windows that look out over the street

spends her time writing and reading there

likes to sit at cafes and drink coffee

Lenny

Is a full-time university student by day and bartender by night

Lives in Chicago or Atlanta

Probably double majoring in Business and literature (if that combination even exists)

Lives his single life to the fullest

Mostly an A student who goes full ham on the weekends when partying

Micah

Lives in Las Vegas

Sells illegal drugs

Has no money because he gambled too much

Stays in different hotels

Owns a pawn shop

Everything for sale there was smuggled across the border

Has dealings with the cartels & other shady characters

Hosea

Lives a quiet life out west

Goes to his lake house on the weekends to go fly fishing

Reads a lot of books

Also likes to go hunting

Is a part time English teacher who teaches children to read

Talks to Dutch by phone

Sometimes visits Arthur and stays at his Ranch

Uncle

Lives in a trailer park in Florida where the weather is always warm and the cold won't bother his illness

Sits on a folding chair outside his mobile home

Plays the Banjo

Drinks a beer

Is a complete mess inside

Doesn't own much furniture

Can't work because of the Lumbago

Sweats a lot

Naps and snores too loud

Lives next to a swamp

Javier

Lives in Arizona

Lives in the desert

Grows cactuses

Owns a Music shop

Travels around playing at local bars

Works part time as a music teacher at the local high school

Has a YouTube where he shows off his music

Sadie

Probably lives in a city like Dallas or Denver

Works as a cop

Likes to catch people for speeding and sits on the side of the highway

eats Chick-fil-A while waiting

Watches Dateline

Carries a Taser

Always looks sexy in her uniform

Charles

Definitely lives in a cabin out west

works as a conservationist

Likes National Parks

Goes fishing with Arthur

supports and donates to the Bison Sanctuary (if one even exists)

Likes Camping

Trelawny

Lives a wealthy life in Charleston, South Carolina

Lives in a large southern mansion

Wears a robe to sleep

Has a whole walk-in closet full of clothes and accessories

Has a sauna in the basement where he relaxes

Owns a bunch of fancy cars: He loves his Bentley

Reverend Swanson

Probably lives in Philadelphia

Still works part-time at the church

Mostly spends his time helping people with addictions

Hosts an AA meeting three times a week

Rescues crackheads from the street

Mostly sober

Wrote a memoir on his journey to recovery

Sean

Lives in Boston

Likes the university/young people vibe

works at a pub

Everyone's favorite Bartender

Makes customers laugh

goes back to Ireland once a year

Takes Karen with him sometimes

Karen

Lives in Portland, Oregon

Works at a bar as a bartender and a stripper

Good Pole Dancer

Her large tits are popular amongst the men

Puts on shows in the evening

Talks to Sean a lot

Gets Hammered

Strauss

Works in Finance in New York City

Is a Workaholic

Has no friends

Goes back to Austria every few years

Boring to talk to

Always on a work call

Listens to Classical Music

Tilly

Lives in Nashville, Tennessee

Visits Marybeth a lot

Wants to be a Nurse

Likes taking care of people

Wants to travel around the world

Pearson

Lives somewhere in New England

Owns a restaurant and catering business

The restaurant is interestingly enough called "Pearsons"

Probably has a wife and some kids

Loves Maine Lobster one of those people that wears a bib when eating it because he's messy

Is a good Butcher

Susan Grimshaw

Lives in Florida

Is a housekeeper

Cleans uncles' mobile home once a week

Tries to control Tilly and Marybeth from miles away

disgruntled

[up-the-anti]

mm bros hcs because i dont wanna do my homework

donnie the typa kid to hear someone sneeze/cough in class and whip his head around to stare at them for 5 seconds before returning to his work

>> like that one "people dont even say bless you anymore they just stare at you like this" thats him.

leo never kills spiders but is terrified of them, he'll be screaming the whole time while getting a piece of paper and a cup to safely and gently relocate it outside

donnie hates flies (semi canon because according to his va it was an outtake from the movie)

mikey is the least scared of bugs out of all of them he can straight up pick up and throw a millipede out the window with his bare fingers no sweat.

leo is really good at skiing when they first try it but cannot ice skate for his life

>> speaking of winter sports leo and donnie are the skiers and raph and mikey are the snowboarders in their group i dont make the rules

mikey can recreate fonts really well with his handwriting

raph gets a job in customer service because mikey bet him $20 that he wouldn't be able to land one; then donnie bets him $20 that he wouldn't be able to hold his job for a week

>> subsequently raph develops an uncharacteristically sweet, fake, slightly dead Customer Service Voice™ and he uses it to deeply disturb his brothers

>>>> donnie gets his $20

leo writes LONG ASS yearbook messages when people ask him to sign im talking 2 full pages small handwriting long

mikey can shuffle playing cards like a god

raph is weirdly good at basic mental math, autism be damned that boy can long divide

>> "bro whats 232 x 4" "928" "how the fuck did you know that" "idk"

donnie religiously plays nyt games, he and april go head to head in wordle and strands on the daily

mikey is double jointed on everything and flaunts it to gross donnie and leo out

where raph playfully hits/punches while goofing around, donnie pinches and it hurts

mikey always has weird ass vivid dreams and donnie is always the first to hear about them. its routine because he has somehow never forgotten a single dream he has had

they are the last 4 standing in eastman's senior assassin and the whole school (even non-players) get insanely invested because who doesnt wanna find out which of the 4 NINJA who LIVE with each other come out on top

>> donnie is the first out because the safeties get too ridiculous and he doesnt gaf anymore, raph snipes him in his room from behind during a gaming twitch stream

>>>> leo gets eliminated next because mikey knew he'd hide out at aprils house the whole time

>>>>>> mikey ultimately crowned the winner because he pays casey $10 to reveal raphs location

leo was the tallest brother by far until raph had a growth spurt at around 12

raph eats straight up heads of lettuce over the sink like an apple sometimes and no one knows why

>> hes a turtle after all (?)

leo hates shit talking/gossiping because he feels bad about it but accidentally ends up doing it anyway and hes so unintentionally good at it just because of how honest he is

>> hes genuinely talking about someone else from the bottom of his heart like "omg i hope she gets the help she needs ☹️" and everyones like "LMAOOO"

based on my animation they did so many fuckass prank calls before the events of the movie while they were still confined to the sewer

>> mikey has the most creative diabolical call ideas but cracks up during execution

>>>> surprisingly, its leo that has the widest range of insane accents and control over his laughter so they always end up handing the phone to him whenever they want to pull one off successfully

they dressed up as each other for halloween once by just switching their masks, weapons, and belts

mikey is a crazy history nerd. can tell you all about how the han-xiongnu wars influenced the balance of power in the eastern hemisphere but not what he ate for dinner yesterday

leo is involved in at least ten secret santas/gift exchanges every christmas

raph shouts wrong kahoot answers in class

>> guesses but somehow always makes it in the top 5

donnie and raph can do a shit ton of pen spinning tricks because their weapons translate kinda well, heavy on raph

mikey does that one thing in jenga where you take a single block from the very bottom really fast so the whole tower shifts down but stays standing, everyone thinks it'll fall but every single game he somehow pulls through

they are all super polite to customer service workers but you will not catch them tipping

>> donnie at the register staring the cashier in the eyes as he presses no tip while saying "thank you so much"

[lovetreats]

in the shadows.

superhero!nanami kento x gn!assistant!reader

LOVETREATS .ᐟ navi. jjk m.list.

anon . . . Hii I’d love a nanami headcannon of him being a super hero

synopsis .ᐟ the head of nanami enterprises by day, a masked hero by night. nanami kento has a routine: work, train, fight crime, help people, and maybe get a couple hours of sleep. but when ijichi manages to persuade him in hiring another helping hand for the company, he relearns a couple of things he thought he’s forgotten. [ part of the 'behind the mask' project. ]

content .ᐟ superhero!nanami, superhero!au, nanami is sorta like batman (you'll see why i said 'sorta'), nanami has two personas but both are serious because that's just how he is, expect cliches, nanami's a ceo, reader kinda just. says whatever's on their mind

chapters .ᐟ one | two | three | four | five

a/n .ᐟ this is uhhh somewhat of a slow burn? sooo expect multiple parts... also this... kinda doesnt feel like a headcanon but OH WELL enjoy this scenario/headcanon <3 ( i've rewritten this so many times it's insane )

superhero!nanami who dons his mask every night, ensuring that the citizens of tokyo are safe from the dangers that lie in wait within the shadows.

superhero!nanami who thwarted mahito's harmful plans of leaking toxic laughing gas in an apartment complex, a blank expression on his face as mahito tries to worm his way out of nanami's grip. he turns him in to agent higuruma, who merely nodded when he says his thanks.

superhero!nanami who doesn't care about what people say about him. whether they think of him as a hero, a villain, or a vigilante, he does not concern himself with the media's perception of him. his priorities and focus are all solely on ensuring the city of tokyo is safe.

superhero!nanami who stays in the shadows of tokyo, always lurking, observing, and on the move.

superhero!nanami who, at first, denies ino takuma pleads of fighting crime in the shadows with him, until ino manages to save a severely injured nanami from certain death.

superhero!nanami who guides and trains ino in his ways. "we have a no-kill rule here," he states. before ino could ask him why, nanami continued on, "every person deserves a second chance. some of the 'criminals' are sometimes just people trying to get by, resorting to illegal activity to stay afloat."

superhero!nanami who looks ino dead in the eye and says, "but i understand that there are some people out there who are nothing but vile and corrupt." he stands up and hands ino a black mask. "... humanity is better off without people like them."

superhero!nanami who greets ijichi with a tired smile and introduces ino, telling him he'll be living with them from now on.

superhero!nanami who raises a brow when ijichi tells him that he's hired a personal assistant for nanami. "there's no need for that, you and i are competent enough—" ijichi cuts him off, "nanami, sir, we need another helping hand around to oversee the enterprises. i'm busy enough with helping you with information, and you're busy enough prowling around tokyo—you even have a sidekick to train too."

superhero!nanami who sighs in defeat and waves one hand. "alright, but only one person."

ceo!nanami who flips through your resume (along with the printed background check that ijichi had per nanami's request for each candidate) for several minutes before setting the folder down on the table.

ceo!nanami who glances at ijichi and points at the small, square picture of you. "they look reliable." ijichi nods and bows before he starts on making arrangements, emailing you a concise message, informing you of being the chosen applicant to be nanami's personal assistant.

ceo!nanami who does a double take when he sees you already typing away on the computer with a purpose. it was only 6am. nanami clocks in early because he barely sleeps and uses his time to train, plan different strategies, or fix or upgrade his equipment before coming in to work. why the hell were you here so early? the employees start work 9am.

ceo!nanami who asks you, "did ijichi inform you that work starts 9am?"

ceo!nanami whose eyes slightly widen at your response. "yes, sir. he also informed me of your schedule, and since i will be overseeing the company with you, i decided to follow your work schedule." you state after bowing.

ceo!nanami who tells you, "you don't have to clock in early. no need to be rigid either."

ceo!nanami who can't help but crack a half-smile when you said, "sorry, sir. being this rigid comes from experience." though he's unsure if you were joking or not.

ceo!nanami who isn't used to having someone that isn't ijichi follow him around. "sir, your appointment with mr. gojo satoru is in a few minutes. i can handle signing the papers for the nanami foundation."

ceo!nanami who feels like he's about to pop a vein when gojo starts teasing him with you. "nanamin! it's like they know everything about you!" gojo exclaims in joy. "... because they're my personal assistant," nanami states, tone filled with annoyance, rubbing the temples of his forehead with his middle finger and thumb.

ceo!nanami who sighs, exasperated. "what's the meeting for, gojo?"

superhero!nanami ceo!nanami who furrows his brows when gojo's expression turned into something more... serious. urgent.

superhero!nanami ceo!nanami who clenches his fists when gojo tells him that mahito got out of prison, to which gojo made yuji and megumi follow after him as quiet as possible. when they came back, their eyes were filled with fear. it looked like mahito was planning something terribly sinister.

superhero!nanami ceo!nanami who told gojo to meet him tonight at his cave. they needed a plan, stat.

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