#source fed

[renaissancelamb]

Who are your favorite niche influencers?

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[jedi-starbird]

fellas. fellas. listen. qui-gon does express affection towards obi-wan, he just does it in the divorced dad way.

that's his love language, despite never having been married, divorced or had a kid.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Guys, I don’t know what Draco wants anymore. What am I supposed to do? Do I ask him out? I mean, we’re friends, but we had that past and it’s just so complicated!

Ron: May I speak freely, Harry?

Harry: Yeah, of course!

Ron: *clears throat*

Ron: I am so sick of hearing this year after year! “Guys, what am I going to do?” “I told Draco I love him! I took it back! I’m afraid of commitment! I’m worried about our future! We had a past!”

Ron: FOR MERLIN’S SAKE, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU ALREADY DENIED HIS HANDSHAKE YEARS AGO! DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?

Harry: …

Hermione: What he said

[shieldmaiden19]

Van Eck: Now hold on, violence is not the answer.

Jesper: Oh sweetie, of course violence is not the answer.

Inej: Violence is the question.

Nina, *smug*: The answer is yes.

[marypsue]

You know, for years I've been thinking "the whole half-vampire situation and 'kill the head vampire and free any half-vampires' thing in The Lost Boys is so unique, I've never seen that particular approach to vampire turning in any other vampire story, and it really fits the story well, I wonder how they came up with it" and.

It's Dracula. It's literally just what happens in Dracula. Michael Emerson and Mina Harker 'having to kill the master vampire whose blood (which you ingested) is slowly turning you into a creature of the night in order to become human again' handshake meme.

[shinesurge]

i've been getting hateful terf anons because of the ai post and so far they have ALL made the specific accusation that I let algorithms and bots do my thinking for me, which paints an incredibly funny picture of them starting to read my anti-ai post, seeing jk rowling's name near the top, and instantly blacking out to go puke in my inbox lmfao

[freightertonowhere]

After the election I saw a lot of well meaning leftists say something along the lines of “trump feeds off of shock value and I’m not gonna give him that, I’m not gonna be reactive to major news, I’m just gonna support my community.” And that’s great, but major news and community are about to overlap in a big way

If you haven’t actually connected to your grassroots community orgs, programs, or people who rely on federal funds, then do it NOW NOW RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Food stamps, Medicaid, housing assistance, and more are at emergency level risk!! And cutting federal staff means there WILL be disruptions to services, if they don’t get cut completely. And no one is talking about it!! SOMEHOW we’re underestimating how much this administration HATES low income people and like ughhhhh

[harringroveera]

Max had enough of their lovers’ quarrel honestly

[mythos321]

alternate ending to The Cyclops Saga

Polyphemus reaching for something:And I’ve got something for you RIGHT HERE

Odysseus:HES GOT A CLUB-

Polyphemus pulling out a piece of paper:It’s a LAWSUIT, Nobody!

[chess-draws]

been a while since ive drawn the choir so,,, behold. teenagers be upon thee

colour palletes are [from here] and shoutout to @romanticallyghosting for helping me decide which ones to pick for who

jane is based on [my design] of her, while the rest of their outfits are very loosely based on [this post] i made last year

[pooks]

(Fred and George trying to convince Percy to return home after he "ran away" in OotP) Fred: Just come back home again! George: We'll let you boss us around again~! Percy: I don't know...you're probably just saying things I want to hear. Fred: We are! George: And it's working! Fred: Come on, buddy! Percy: ...will you help me clean my old room? Fred: How about we promise to do that... George: But we just convince Ron to do that instead. Percy: Ah, good old twins.

[yourwitchjay]

dude my day is fucking jacked

I've been blasting the vengeance saga since the watch party, my fyp is FLODDED with marauders angst as per halloween, rise of the order starts, I've done a lot of samhain deity work AND I'm doing a bunch of rituals to communicate with spirits with my friends, I get to dress up and it's okay, I get to see a bunch of hot gay ppl in costumes, I'm watching halloween movies

and after allllll of that the set it off remake come out tomorrow!

AND IM EXPECTED TO BE NORMAL AND FUNCTION AND GO TO CLASS?!?!

edit: OMG I FORGOT ABIUT THE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE I JUST SAW IT BUT IM STILL IN CLASS IMMA LOSE IT

[arctixout]

Mr. Jordan

[formosusiniquis]

bela lugosi's dead

written for the @steddiemicrofic prompt: suck | wc: 480 | T | cw: none | tags: vampire!Steve

Like every good freak worth the nickname, Eddie made a habit of reading Dracula every Halloween. 

The first read led to closeted daydreaming about getting abducted by a handsome vampire. Letting himself poke at desires he hadn’t been ready to commit to. With age his fantasies and aesthetics matured, until he was the bloodsucking creature of the night stealing pretty boys away to give in to their secret temptations. So, if he's honest, he’s having a hard time dealing with life and the lemons it’s juggling off to the side of him.

“It isn't fair.”

“Hmm,” Steve, with his red puffer vest and his coordinating Nikes, sat across from him at some point in full view of Eddie’s misery over his annotated copy of Dracula.

“There's an aesthetic you're failing to appreciate and it isn't fair that you-”

“Are we going to do this every time?” He asks around the straw in his mouth, poked into a blood bag labeled ‘Robin:)’ like he’s sipping from a juice box.

“Until you stop dressing like a JCPenney catalog model, or vampires become lame, yeah we probably are, Harrington.”

“Fine,” he sighs, having the decency to pull the blood bag away from his face, “I'm sorry that you had to have five blood transfusions and basically have new, non-vampire blood. No one has ever suffered the way you, Eddie Munson, have.”

“You're being sarcastic, but I have suffered so apology accepted, Stevie.”

“Now you.” Steve prompts, gesturing with the bag in his hands.

“Now me what?”

Steve sits up, a languid move that makes Eddie’s prey brain sit up at attention and his horny boy brain poke its head up too. “Say I'm sorry, Steve, that you had to save the world for the fourth time so a bunch of freaky bat venom metastasized-”

“You absolutely stole that word from Henderson,” breathless, the jab doesn’t carry the weight it could.

“-in your bloodstream and combined with the remains of the experimental Soviet drugs and now," He crawls closer, "you can't eat garlic anymore.”

“That's the hang up for you? Not the blood drinking?”

“I'm Italian, I can’t eat anything anymore. Sure I can supplement the blood with raw meat, but what’s the point if everything is poorly seasoned.” Blood bag all but forgotten in the arm chair, he has Eddie pinned in place looming overtop of him, talking shit about what he’ll never be able to eat again.

The white collar of Steve’s t-shirt is visible beneath the color-block vest, even that isn’t enough to stop his brain from screaming predator on repeat. Supernaturally strong, it doesn’t take more than a hand on the shoulder to push Eddie down horizontal on the couch. He has to feel Eddie’s heart beat, the way it pounds in his chest as Steve noses up the collarbone to his neck. “Really does suck for me, huh baby?”

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: I'M A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, AND FIREARMS

Eridan: and wwhat can wwe do for the department of regulatin evverything people like?