#source: Henry danger

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Stay out here.

Mikey: I can't stay out here by myself!

Raph: Sure you can!

Mikey: What if someone tries to take me?

Raph: Who would want you?

[raynetheinsane]

Jason: A bee stung me!

Roy: did you provoke the bee?

Jason: yeah i was flirting with the bees girlfriend 🙄🙄

Jason: i was all “bzz bzz” and she was all “bzz bzz 😍”

[stardust948]

Azula: *Catches Zuko sneaking back inside*

Zuko: Please promise not to tell Mom and Dad!

Azula: OK. I promise.

Zuko: I mean it.

Azula: OK. I won't.

(At breakfast)

Azula: Zuko was out all night and didn't get back until 2 AM!

Zuko: !!!

Ozai: ZUKO!

Zuko: Yeah well last Friday Azula and her friends watched that R rated movie "A Ba Sing Se girl's basement"!

Ursa: AZULA!

Azula: What? It's not like it had anything I haven't seen before.

Ozai: That’s it! You two are grounded!

Zuko and Azula: But-

Ozai: My word is final!

Zuko and Azula: That’s not-

Ozai: Final!

Zuko and Azula: But they-

Ozai: FINAL!

Zuko and Azula: *sighs* Fine.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Leonardo: Stay out here. Buffy: I can't stay out here by myself! Mikey: Sure you can! Buffy: What if someone tries to take me? Raphael: Who would want you?

[britneyarmee]

Carlos: I’m gonna give Gustavo a pizza my mind!

Logan: Did you just say pizza my mind?

Carlos: Yeah, it’s an expression!

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

Varina trying to help crystal: Relax Crystal you’re gonna have the baby in one month

Crystal: Im Sorry Have you been pregnant?

Varina: No I’m only 15

Crystal: Well then don’t tell a pregnant woman to RELAX!

Varina belongs to @jokerislandgirl32

Also I feel like how Varina has tried to keep people calm like Marissa or Kira(Griffin’s Little Sister) when they get upset but she tried to keep crystal calm but crystal did not wanna be calm and only needed her space

So moral of the story: Don’t Mess with pregnant Crystal Unless if you are Logan 😂

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Michael, entering a room singing: Miss me, miss me, now you gotta ki....

Everyone:

Eleanor: What's that, bud?

Michael: Nothing, never mind.

Tahani: Now we've got to, what?

Michael: Doesn't matter.

Chidi: No, please, finish the song.

Michael: What song, shut up.

Jason: Come on, homie, pucker up.

Michael: No, gross, all of you, keep away!

Michael: *runs*

[irishpotato19-hotwheels]

🔥Incorrect Hot Wheels Quotes🔥

Kurt: Stay out here

Markie: I can't stay out here by myself!

Kurt: Sure you can!

Markie: What if someone tries to take me?

Kurt: Who would want you?

[allofusaredead-incorrectquotes]

[Dae-su keeps a secret]

Woo-jin and Hyo-ryung, who were betting that he would keep a secret: We were right and you were wrong! We were right and you were wrong!

Ji-min, who was betting against him: Don’t count your Dae-sus before they hatch.

Hyo-ryung, after she leaves: What do you think she meant by that? 

Woo-jin: I don’t know. 

Woo-jin: But I think it’s from the Bible.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

TSS!Galaxy Steve figuring out his past: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.

RQ!Elemental Steve: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?

TSS!Galaxy Steve: I like the way you think.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph storming off after an argument with Leo]

Leo, cheerfully: Love you!

Raph, upset: I don’t want to be loved by you right now!

[raynetheinsane]

Batfam (and friends) as Henry Danger quotes

(Because im a nerd and love this show)

Damian: Tt, my parties arent that bad

Jon: Christmas. 3 years ago. 15 kids ended up in the hospital!

Damian: FATHER!!!

Tim: Damian! Were trying to study here *indicates to Duke and Steph, both clearly not studying*

Damian: I’m talking to my Father.

Robin!Jason: Dangit! All these jobs say i gotta have skills..

Dick: You have skills!

Jason: Name one.

Dick: You’re a great dancer!

Jason: No I’m not?

Dick: You could take lessons.

(More under the cut i just dont want this to be super duper long)

Bruce: How old are you?

Tim, trying to become robin: Im 13, I’ll be 14. On my next birthday

Dick: Ah so youre aging sequentially

Tim, extremely tired: Do you ever dream about sleeping?

Steph, extremely confused:…no??

Tim: good. If you did youd be dead.

Bruce: Lets ride.

Robin!Jason who is very new to this: Wha- Ride where?

Bruce: We’ve got people in the Jandy River that need saving.

Bruce: Come on.

Jason: You mean we’re going there? Together? Like right now?

Tim, extremely dirty and has a cut on his face walking into Drake Manor:

Jack, not paying attention: Hey Tim, did you get the job?

Tim: Yeah, just finished my first day.

Jack: So hows work?

Tim: Uh it was pretty… interesting.

Bernard: Hey, you never told us what you do at your new job

Tim: *just stares wide eyed silently*

Bruce: While we were patrolling, Poison Ivy stole packs of baby bottles, can you guess why?

Robin!Dick: Uhhh

Bruce: To flood the bottles with radioactive plant matter.

Dick: I would not have guessed that.

Jason: I see youre in your pajama pants.

Tim: Yeah its almost midnight, I was studying for this test i have tomorrow

Jason: What subject?

Tim: Puerto Rican history

Jason: Ah Puerto Rico… land of…

Tim: Puerto Ricans?

Jason: yeah..

Red Hood: Strike three.

Spoiler: That was only 2

Hood: Okay, don’t correct me in front of the criminals

Duke: Whats in the mug?

Tim, who just poured himself and entire pot of coffee despite hating it: Coffee.

Tim: To keep me alive.

Duke: no, no, no, no, you cannot drink this much coffee after work. This mug is comedically large!

Steph: I have the same dream all the time. It satrts with me getting a horse for my birthday. Then my dad shows up. Then the horse kicks my dad in the face!

Jason, helping Tim study: You want a good grade on your puerto rican math test?

Tim: history

Jason, who died before he finished highschool: Same thing

Non-Bat who needs the antidote for Joker gas or something: Will this hurt?

Black Bat: Yes, very much.

Bernard, talking about a criminal the Bats cant catch: Its not Batmans fault, he just needs a better sidekick

Tim: One more time.

Bernard, who knows: Just saying, I’d be way better at catching criminals than the current Robin

Dick: I’m gonna die..

Jason: Not in the house. If you’re gonna die, do it outside

Tim: I’m Robin.

Bernard: I know. I figured that out.

Damian: Todd, I wish to speak to you about something.

Jason: BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE

Oracle: Steph, come to Gotham Park right now!

Steph: noo, I’m not in the mood for trees

Oracle: did i ask you what youre in the mood for?

Vikki Vale: So, Spoiler, how did you catch Two Face?

Spoiler: I’d love to take all the credit, but it was really all thanks to my partner, Black Bat.

Vikki: Interesting. Black Bat, can you tell us more?

Black Bat: No.

It really bothers me the lack of Babs, Cass, and Duke worthy quotes there are 😔😔 also my personal favs show a lot and im sorry for that, but there will be more as i think of them, these are just eps 1-4, the rest will be posted like in a queue or something and as single quotes cus im eepy

[torturedblue]

Raph: You guys are helpless without me!

Leo: Oh, please. Mikey, Donnie, will you please come talk some sense into your silly brother?

Raph: I’m not silly! I’m practically a second parent around here!

Leo: Uh, you’re apparently silly! BAM! WORDPLAY! You lose.

[spacewarriorsam]

Lex: Don’t worry. It’s just Super-lame.

Kara: It’s Supergirl

Lex: I know. I was being disrespectful.

[overheardonthecyclone]

Constance: The weirdest thing happened over the weekend. All the towels in my house got stolen!

Ricky: Same here!

Ocean: I haven’t had towels in months

[britneyarmee]

Henry: Okay, I’ve got a plan.

Jasper: We quit school and get married?

Charlotte: Ooh, can I be a bridesmaid?

Henry: …How would that even help us?

Jasper: Married people live longer.

Charlotte: Statistically, he’s correct.