#source: bb9

[sporadicallychill]

Logan: Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Peter: Well, you don't have to.

Logan: No, I'm gonna

[incorrecttwsted]

[spicylove4ever]

At Makkaro's castle while Darling accidentally went for the Guardian's searching quest:

Mahan: but master, don't you think it can be possible that plaything of yours has just... run away? Just saying, after all, for what I heard, that one was acting up. Makkaro: are you trying to throw stones to my marriage? Frank: screw him, Mak. The only reason your spouse is "acting up" is because this insane working shift you have lately that keeps you two appart. You two just need to bone. Mahan: (scared noise) Makkaro: ...what did you say? Mahan: (whispers at Frank) don't say it again. Frank: I said you two need to bone. Mahan: (prepares himself with fear) Makkaro: how... dare you, Frank. I. Am. Your. SUPERIROR COMMANDER!! (5 minutes later) Makkaro: (outraged) BONE! (10 minutes later) Makkaro: what happens in my bedroom is NONE of your business! (21 minutes later) Makkaro: (demonic voice with rage) BOOOOOOOOOONE?!?! (40 minutes later) Makkaro: (still demonic voice, but lower, menacing) don't EVER speak to me like that again. Mahan: (slides back down from the column he climbed to in fear with some tears of terror in his eyes) why did you do that? Frank: dude is pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

atsushi, in tears: I’m sorry.

Dazai : Oh, atsushi, crying...Don’t know what to do.

Dazai : Pat, pat. This feels wrong.

[prepperjournal]

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No problem. Grow small-scale crops indoors with minimal space. Try These: - Herbs (basil, parsley, cilantro) on windowsills - Microgreens using shallow trays - Hydroponic kits for lettuce and greens Step 4: Store Water, Not Just Food Water is just as critical as food, and most urban preppers underestimate how much they’ll need. 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Maintain It: - Label items with purchase and expiration dates - Create a simple inventory spreadsheet - Set reminders to rotate stock every few months Final Thoughts: You Don’t Need Land to Be Ready Food independence isn’t just for the rural prepper. It’s about mindset, strategy, and a commitment to self-reliance—no matter where you live. By focusing on shelf-stable essentials, clever storage, and a few innovative growing techniques, you can build a pantry that stands strong against whatever comes next. Related Reads: - The Sensible Prepper – Practical Advice for Tough Times - Survival Gear List – The Essentials You Shouldn’t Leave Without Finally, remember that food independence is an ongoing journey. Stay informed about food preservation techniques, explore new recipes using your stored items, and continuously adapt your strategies as your needs evolve. This proactive approach will help ensure that you remain prepared for any eventuality, no matter where you live. Moreover, engage with your community to share ideas, resources, and even trade goods. Building relationships with local farmers or joining community-supported agriculture (CSA) programs can enhance your food independence and introduce you to fresh, local options that may not be available in stores. Regular maintenance of your pantry is essential for ensuring that your food supply remains fresh and ready for use. Consider setting up a reminder system on your smartphone or calendar to help you keep track of your inventory and remind you when it's time to check on your supplies. When considering creative storage solutions, think beyond the conventional. Utilize space in your home creatively by incorporating multi-functional furniture that doubles as storage, such as ottomans or coffee tables with hidden compartments. Every bit of space counts when preparing for potential shortages or emergencies. Another critical aspect of water storage is the need for emergency preparedness. 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When thinking about shelf-stable staples, it's beneficial to explore legumes beyond just basic beans and lentils. Incorporate a variety of dried beans—such as black beans, kidney beans, and chickpeas—not only for their nutritional value but also for their versatility in a variety of dishes. Each type of legume can bring unique flavors and textures to your meals, enhancing your culinary repertoire. Consider urban gardening techniques that allow you to grow food in small spaces, such as vertical gardening or hydroponic systems. These innovations can transform a small apartment balcony into a lush, productive garden, yielding fresh vegetables and herbs all year round. In today's fast-paced world, the notion of achieving food independence takes on new dimensions. It's not just about self-sustaining your food source; it's about creating resilience in the face of global uncertainties. With the increasing volatility of food prices and supply chains, understanding how to prepare for the worst while still enjoying the best of what our urban environments have to offer is crucial. Read the full article

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[incorrectcharacterquotetemplates]

B, in tears: I’m sorry.

A: Oh, B, crying...Don’t know what to do.

A: Pat, pat. This feels wrong.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Bruce: Y/N, can I talk to you for a minute? Y/N: Ooooooooh someone’s in troooouuuuuubllleee! Y/N: It’s me Y/N: I don’t know why I did that.

[themoonandhersun]

toph: do i look like zuko to you?

katara: what? no.

toph: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME?

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Ravenclaw: Whoever took my chocolate come forward and all will be forgiven.

Gryffindor:

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw: Smart. You know I would never forgive you.

[nevermoorcentral]

Cadence: being bisexual isn’t a choice. it’s a game, and i’m winning

Thaddea, cracking her knuckles: oh really? GAME ON

[incorrectatotcquotes]

Dr. Manette: You obviously have feelings for Lorry.

Miss Pross: Yeah, anger.

[knowledgeableknees]

Emily: If I run and leap at Morgan he will certainly catch me

Emily: *runs and jumps at Morgan*

Morgan: No wait! I’m holding coffee

Morgan: *drops coffee to catch Emily*

Emily: If I run and leap at Reid he will certainly catch me

Emily: *runs and jumps at Reid*

Reid: *steps out of the way and lets her crash to the ground* No! I have coffee!

[incorrectmashquotes]

Hawkeye: Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people get shot.

[tanktopsandplaidboxers]

Anyone else relate more to Hitchcock and Scully from bb9 ??

[incorrect-sixquotes]

Aragon: Give me some hot sauce

Anne: *Eyes wide* What?!

Howard, confused: What are you talking about?

Aragon: Don't you carry some in your purse?

Howard: Have you ever met a human woman?

*Later that day*

Parr: Oh, hey, Aragon

Aragon: Hey, do you carry hot sauce in your purse?

Parr, lowkey offended: Of course. I'm not an animal

Anne, in the background: I SWEAR TO GOD ARAGON IF YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR FRIES IM GOING TO DIVORCE YOU