#source: dog with a blog

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Bruce: Especially you, Duke. I expect more from you. Stephanie: What, you don't expect more from me? Bruce, tired of Stephanie's antics: All I'm hoping for out of you is a haircut.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Well, I mean, what kind of life do you lead if you don’t take any risks?

Mike: Yours

[yumedeer]

Kalim brought a parrot to Scarabia Dorm:

🐾Grim: Let's get something straight. Yuu is my henchman and I don't like you horning in. I'm the one who's special, I talk!

Parrot: I talk!

🐾Grim: You don't talk, you just repeat what I say!

Parrot: You just repeat what I say!

🐾Grim: You just repeat what I say!

Parrot: You just repeat what I say!

🐾Grim: You just repeat what I say!

Parrot: You just repeat what I say!

🐾Grim: That's parroting! *realizes* Oooh, that's where that comes from.

[bighero6quotebot]

Professor Granville: Especially you Mr. Hamada, I expect more from you. Fred: What, you don't expect more from me? Professor Granville: All I'm hoping out of you is a haircut.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Sheridan: I’m gonna need my black turtleneck, my ski mask, and my special-ops utility pack.

Ivanova: …

Sheridan: My man purse.

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

The Unplanned Variable: Especially you, Ellie. I expect more from you.

Felix: What, you don't expect more from me?

The Unplanned Variable: All I'm hoping out of you is a haircut.

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

Diomedes: Odysseus, come on! How badly do you want this revenge? Think about the consequences, is this really worth it!?

Odysseus: Wow, when you say it that way... it's clear what I have to do.

Diomedes: Good for you!

Odysseus: See this through, so that I at least get something out of it.

Diomedes: ...That's not what I'm saying, I'm saying you have to do the right thing-

Odysseus: And kill Palamedes, got it!

Diomedes: ... That's... not what I'm... saying-

Odysseus: Is it not what you're saying or not what you're "saying"?

Diomedes: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Odysseus: Exactly. *wink*

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Atsushi : Wow. I wish I had something like the both of you. What's more romantic than meeting the love of your life and living happily ever after?

Dazai : We met at a seafood restaurant waiting in line for the bathroom.

Atsushi : I bet it was love at first sight.

Chuuya : We both had food poisoning.

Atsushi : And love poisoning!

Dazai & chuuya : ...

[starheart-blog]

Cartoon Cat: I should had let cartoon dog kill you in that Dirt Mall. 😑

Emma/Me as my human self in Trevor henderson Universe: BUT YOU DIDN'T!! >:)

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Context: in this trevor henderson Universe au, I am my human self that ends up meeting the legendary...cartoon cat and he ends up saving My life from cartoon dog at the dirt mall.

Question: why would he save me?...🤔🧐

Answer: well...it seem cartoon cat would find me interesting and different from other humans and he is getting tired of doing the same thing over, over and over again aka Tired killing people everytime...😅

Content: this is indeed based off of a Vine that I saw on YouTube. 😂

[chuyankhr]

if bloop hypothetically burned someone alive, how does bloop clean it up :3

-@bloop-is-always-watching

i have NEVER needed to burn someone alive but pick up the body and then dump it to a place you've already picked to bury it, assuming you did it alone, if you're in a forest scoop up the dirt if there's traces and dig it up then put the dirt in again (does that make sense).

[arcade-confetti]

Theyre going to think I like canon and purely canon if I keep going on like this

[dw-flagler]

they say “i bet on losing dogs” is a lisa wilbourn song, and i don’t disagree. But I am wondering: at what point does taylor become a blog of success?

[bighero6quotebot]

Professor Granville: Especially you Mr. Hamada, I expect more from you. Fred: What, you don't expect more from me? Professor Granville: All I'm hoping out of you is a haircut.

[therighthandofvengeance]

Garibaldi: Too many things could go wrong.

Sinclair: Something could go wrong? Sounds like fun, I’m in!

[bardkin]

thinking about when i had doubts about being a wolverine

lol

lmao, even

[wonderwomemes]

Ah yeah btw i have a dog sideblog @dogele if you ever need to scroll down a bazillion dog post (with the accidental cat post from my cat @katzele blog)