#source: empire

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this, okay?!

Dazai: *smirking* You feeling froggy? Leap.

Chuuya: Okay, well, here I come! [Lunges for DAZAI]

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Ketheric Thorm: Do you think I'm a good father?

Isobel: You're not even a good person.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun if I died, how much would you miss me?

Shen Qingqiu: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

[neostellarjpg]

fellas i already agree with transfem vriska but can someone give me a breakdown of how this reading is reflected in canon (excluding pesterquest and epilogues/hs^2)?

for some reason, i can't articulate it as clearly as some other transfem readings i agree with (kanaya, callie, tavros, dave, equius...)

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[mrtequilasunset]

Okay I've had this project open for like. Way too long now and I've hit a brick wall with it but i still would like to share what I have so here's this idea I've been mulling around about the disco skills being court jesters. I only have the psyche skills done but hopefully soon I'll have the inspiration for the others and also fully color these. Enjoy

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

(When Phoebe comes out to her family)

Gary: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: You have to pick your battles.

Gem: One of the battles that I picked was to stop fWhip and Lizzie from running plastic tubes all over the place and placing hamsters inside of them.

Gem: They were gonna call it Tube City.

[incorrecthanleia]

han: you’re the only dude i know who enjoys milk as a refreshment

luke: man, so what?

han: you’re an interesting critter bro

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: What are you doing here?

Jaheira: Stopping you from doing something stupid.

[krakerjaksstuff]

Being a fan of rpf media can be so wild tho because you have this piece of media that is based off real people, and it’s pretty gay so you’re like “oh okay, it’s probably only because of the acting choices and writing though.” And then you do some research into the real people and somehow it’s 1000% gayer than the actual source material

[i-only-see-daylight]

Dorian: Rowan, I think you should play the role of my father.

Rowan: I don't want to be your father.

Dorian: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic: *looking down at his shirt, stained with a glowing alien goop, before taking it off* Hmph, this shirt was one of my favourites... no matter...

Heavy: *staring at Medic, jaw frozen in mid-bite with a sandwich in his hand*

Medic: Ah, Heavy, would you like to play some chess with me later?

Heavy: *still frozen*

Medic: *looking at Heavy with a raised eyebrow* You do play chess, don’t you?

Heavy: *nods slowly* Oh, I play pretty guy— PLAY P-PRETTY GOOD! Play pretty good. Play good. Pretty good. Heavy play pretty good.

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: [flirts with Carol]

Carol: [punches Tony]

Clint, clapping: Ooo! I like her!

Natasha: It’s about time someone hit him. I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.