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[pensaremightierthanswords]

Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #7

Crosshair: Impressive, Omega. What's your plan?

Omega: Step one - Free Crosshair.

Crosshair: What's step two?

Omega: Honestly I didn't think I'd make it this far

[weirdkev27]

Charlie: I just found out that my girlfriend is an exterminator.

Carmilla: ...your girlfriend?

Charlie: [nods]

Carmilla: The one with the x over her eye and the angelic spear?

Charlie: [nods again]

Carmilla: [no change of tone or expression whatsoever] ...That must have been quite a shock.

[waterfire1848]

[ Dragon AU. ]

8 year old Azula to Kya: Miss. Kya? Where did we come from?

Kya: Actually, you two came from this.

Zuko: This?

[ Pulls out a basket. ]

Kya: It was just another day in the village. I went to the pier where we usually got our supplies from Earth Kingdom merchants. Only there were no fish. Just two very hungry baby dragon shifters.

Kya: There was no note and dragons mothers rarely stray from their young. Hakoda and I waited for someone to come looking for you two, but nobody did.

Kya: We brought you back to the village. Fed you, gave you a bath, and fed you again and again. And then the village made a decision that would change our community forever: to take you both in as the newest members of the Southern Water Tribe.

[cod-dump]

Makarov: The only reason you are still alive is because I find your stupidity mildly amusing.

Soap: Well, thanks. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.

[existingkindasucks]

Annabeth: I hope this plan goes better then your plan of cooking rice in your stomach by eating raw rice then drinking boiling water Leo: This plan is nothing like that plan! Percy: How so? Leo: This plan will work

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: I just found out my dad isn't really my dad.

April: Your dad... the rat?

Mikey: *nods*

April: ...

April: That must have been quite a shock.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Haymitch: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water…

Finnick: This is nothing like that plan.

Haymitch: How?

Finnick: Because this one is going to work!

[doththymayo]

Albert: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.

Racetrack: This plan's nothing like that plan.

[transformers0]

"Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable!" — Abigail Stone, probably

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Ah. My old enemy: stairs.

Slugs

[emmikay]

Macavity: (having kidnapped Pouncival and Etcetera) The only reason why you’re still alive is because I find your stupidity… A little bit entertaining.

Pouncival: Why thank you, but I find your evilness very annoying.

Macavity: Who do you think you are?!

Etcetera: Who do you think we are?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

BLU!Spy: I'm looking for my son.

BLU!Team: *gasps in unison before turning to stare at Scout*

BLU!Scout: *wide eyed* You lost your son?

BLU!Spy: Yes, many years ago.

BLU!Scout: *sadly* I lost my dad.

BLU!Spy: *sympathetically* I'm very sorry.

BLU!Scout: Thanks.

BLU!Spy: ...

BLU!Scout: ...

BLU!Spy: *stands* Well, good luck to you.

BLU!Scout: *waves him off* You too. I hope you find your son!

BLU!Spy: And I hope you find your father.

BLU!Team: *looking between the two in disbelief*

The Administrator: *is watching through the camera while laughing*

Ms. Pauling: *also watching, facepalms*

[waterfire1848]

[ Mizu boarding the ship to London. ]

Akemi: Mizu!

Mizu: Don’t try and stop me!

Taigen: We’re not trying to stop you.

Mizu: What?

Ringo: We’re coming with you!

[existingkindasucks]

Octavian: Greeti- Percy: Hey, what's up? Octavian: ....Hey?

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage: Well, I’m not in his life… not anymore.

Pixlriffs: Your son got mad at you. Welcome to parenthood.

[velvet-vox]

Right, so, just a couple of moments ago I learned that season 2 of Murder Drones is basically confirmed, this most likely means that now I'll probably have to quickly give away my personal takes on what I want the future of the soviet drone to be.

I actually wanted to take a break from Doll, but I only say that because all the future content that I've already planned out for her is extremely massive, plus I'm afraid of what might happen the next time an episode releases and she's on screen, so for now I'll just stick to my plans and you'll infer my take on the whole situation from what I write.

I've been mostly lazing off on the Lord Shen analysis; normally, I think it would have been released by now, but after "The insane, untapped potential of Rebecca from Murder Drones" I've been really burned out in the last couple of days, that analysis took forever to finish because I really wanted to give Rebecca fans the tribute they were never going to get, but the problem was that I'm not really a Rebecca fan, so I was basically putting myself under torture to finish that thing. It didn't even perform all that well, which I kind of expected considering who the college degree-worthy essay was about, but it still hurt a lot to have all of that blood and sweat go unrecognised.

Still all my fault to be honest.

Don't worry though, I won't get burned out, I promise. An analysis of Lord Shen is coming out tomorrow, then, after that, I'll probably take a break to not get myself overwhelmed.

The last thing I want to do is rush out the villainess top 10. I did the first one mostly for fun, but I'll admit that it was kinda lacking from a readers perspective when it came down to certain aspects such as the reasons for why one entry was above the other and why I enjoyed one big bad more.

For that, I'll try to go for a more methodical approach when it comes to breaking down each individual entry, and I'll make sure to tweak the text before publishing it.