#source: mass effect

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: I can't do this without you, Bard. Bard: Of course you can. Not as stylishly, of course.

[danganronpafakes]

The universe is a dark place. I'm trying to make it brighter before I die.

Source: Mass Effect 2 (2011)

[spicypepperjack]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: I can't do this without you, Shini.

Shinigami: Of course you can’t. Not as stylishly, of course.

[incorrect-x-quotes]

Rogue: I can't do this without you, Gambit. Gambit: Of course you can. Not as stylishly, of course.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: I couldn’t be in better hands.

Shen Qingqiu, about to push him into the Abyss: I just stabbed you?

Luo Binghe: We all have off days.

[incorrectspquotes]

Valkyrie: Ah, I'm going to have to write a report about getting shot. I hear those are really complicated. Tanith: It's faster if you make a template. Valkyrie: I think maybe you get shot too much.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: this is why i love hanging out with the amporas

Jade: why shoot something once when we can shoot 46 more times?

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Twilight: So, Gallus, how’s your Royal Guard training coming along?

Gallus: Alright, I guess…

Twilight: Any problems with your mentors?

Gallus: Well, I would never say anything against Tempest… And expect to survive the reprisal.

Gallus: And Flash is way too nice of a guy for the number of ways he knows how to kill someone…

Gallus: It’s just my opinion, though. No need to go spreading it around…

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: I know what might cheer you up! Some gossip.

Zelena: I hate gossip. Gossip is for the weak. What's it about?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Karlach is way too nice a person for the number of ways she knows how to kill people.

[capndragn94]

*over communicators*

Bow: Adora, if you don't make it in time, could you give Glimmer my love, please?

Micah: Don't be stupid, of course we'll make it in-- wait, what did you just say?

Bow: Uh-oh. Ooh! I said "love," didn't I?

Micah: I'm gonna rescue him, and then I'm gonna kill him!

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Artemis, Butler, Holly, and Mulch walk through a security checkpoint) Checkpoint: [BEEPING] Mulch, without hesitation: I swear to god I didn't touch anything!

[emmikay]

Havoc: So, uh… are you mad, Boss?

Mustang:

Mustang: Mad is the smallest word for what I am.

[roseofithaca]

Arthur: *surrounded by O'Driscolls*

Arthur: Aw, crap. I need backup! Is anyone-?

John, Sadie, Javier, Sean, Charles, Bill: *fire guns rapidly until they're all dead*

Sadie: And that's why I'm glad I joined up with you guys. Because why shoot something once, when you can shoot it forty six more times!

[incorrectspquotes]

Skulduggery: I can't do this without you, Ghastly. Ghastly: Of course you can. Not as stylishly, of course.