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The Narrator: Can you not do impulsive crap for two seconds and listen to me.
#source: text messages#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#the queue is never the queue
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usagi: can i try rizzing you up?
dragona: uh, sure?
usagi: okay!
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#the jojolands#jjba#jojo part 9#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba part 9#jojolands#jjba jojolands#incorrect jojo quotes#incorrect jojolands quotes#incorrect quotes#dragona joestar#usagi alohaoe#source: text messages
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Mayonnaise: "Can you not do impulsive crap for two seconds, and listen to me?!"
#jackbox#incorrect jackbox quotes#jackbox games#incorrect quotes#mayonnaise#source: text messages#split the room
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Vorador: I'm getting in the shower, wanna help me out?~
Kain: ...have you never taken a shower before?
#source: text messages#q.#legacy of kain#incorrect nosgoth#incorrect legacy of kain#kain#vorador#lok#lokain#lok kain#lok vorador#kain x vorador#mod evil
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Percy: Hey guess what?
Annabeth: Percy with the way we live I have no fucking idea
#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#incorrect quotes#source: a text message that was posted to twitter
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Incorrect Batfam quotes (based off a convo I had with my friend)
Tim casually taking a sip of his coffee: I just took my 8th Advil for today. So if I don鈥檛 respond later tonight you know what happened.
Jason: SLOW DOWN?! At least write some letters or something!
#sourced by my text messages#It just felt so Tim Drake coded#tim drake#jason todd#incorrect batfamily quotes#red hood#red robin
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Figured I'd try my hand at some Redacted character post/text edits!
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Credit to @/sainthowlzon for all the Listener icons, and to @/elisacaleisa for their google drive with all the canon icons!
(slightly alternative version of the Solaires' GC edit below the cut bc i had a lil too much fun with what Vincent would name his contacts)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted memes#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted vincent#redacted honey#redacted guy#redacted azmidi#redacted sweetie#redacted david#redacted asher#redacted treasure#redacted porter#redacted alexis#redacted william#*slaps post* *flextape meme guy voice* now THAT's a lotta characters!#good Lord these were hard to figure out ALT text for. anyone more experienced with describing images feel free to lmk if i did it wrong#i'm trying to both give credit to the images source (when there even is one. text screenshots are usually source-less when i find them)#And to explain what the original images said. And how I edited them. And who's speaking in what message and aaaaaaa ...i Tried#breaking away from my old style of edits by actually changing the OP's handles to suit the characters. but i'm not creative enough to think#-of cool ones so it's just gonna be their names most of the time probably lmao. but i'll leave the original ones unedited if they happen-#-to fit like the Darlin' one did. and sometimes there Is no handle/url in the image to begin with so. i'm playing it by ear#still gonna put credit to the OPs in the ALT text when i can tho. anyways. that's enough overanalyzing meme edits for one night#i spent way too much time on these so i sure do hope that some of y'all find them funny#and as usual with these kinda edits i really hope i'm not accidentally making any that have been done before!#if i ever make a duplicate of someone else's i swear its not intentional i just dont have time to scour the fandom for every existing edit#also i know that's not how iMessages are formatted but i had to find a way to make it clear who's POV we're seeing the convo from so yeah
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Lisbon *texting, about their daughter*: Is she a youth medium?
Jane *texting*: Like a child psychic? No.
Lisbon *texting*: No. The t-shirt size.
Jane *texting*: Oh.
#incorrect multiverse#incorrect quotes#source: text message#the mentalist#patrick jane#teresa lisbon#jane x lisbon#original child character
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Azula: What are you up to?
Sokka: Stealing my neighbor's cat
Azula: Scandalous
Azula:
Azula: Can I help?
#atla#atla au#atla modern au#azula#sokka#sokkla#source: a text message#incorrect quotes#atla incorrect quotes
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a tale told in two parts
#who are queue? what do queue want?#incorrect babylon 5 quote#incorrect babylon 5 text message#delenn#susan ivanova#john sheridan#mambo no. 5#source: @therighthandofvengeance#himbo and the bi tale as old as time#john x delenn#if Susan鈥檚 gonna pour gasoline on a fire then it might as well be her brother鈥檚 (Sheridan鈥檚) fire#capslock
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Stanley: Are you judging me? The Narrator: When am I not.
#source: text messages#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes#the queue is never the queue
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slowly I'm recovering the beauty of discovery
(creature by half鈥live)
(textless + timelapse below cut)
#yellowart#subnautica#i feel like the timelapse is kinda long but also this did take a long time to make#anyways. let me yap about the meanings of all the panels <3#'i am creation' -> the ocean being the source of life and where shit evolved from also a good way to sort of 'set the scene' for subnautica#'both haunted' -> GHOST leviathan; in the BONE fields#'and holy' -> this one was a bit trickier. debated about using the emperor but i knew i wanted to use her elsewhere#also debated hoverfish because its cute and well liked so i thought that would be funny for 'and holy'#also something something jesus walking on water also makes it fitting. in the end though i decided on a peeper with the enzyme trail#and i *tried* to make it loop over its head like a halo but idk how well that imagery came through. still mentioned it in the alt text tho.#'made in glory' -> was REALLY torn about this one. on the one hand i wanted to have like a picture of the code because something something#divine machine and it being made out of code making it inherently holy or something; but i wasnt sure if that would be too#'immersion breaking' since most of the stuff in this is like in game stuff i wasnt sure if acknowledging that it was a game would be#too much. my other idea was to draw a couple of creature eggs like a stalker egg and a spadefish egg or something; but in the end i just#went with the one that i personally thought was cooler so if you think it does feel out of place uhhhh sorry i guess lmao.#also yes that is code from the game. idk shit about programming i just think code shit is cool so i poked though a modding tutorial til i#found what it is they use to look at that shit and started poking around. its pretty cool tbh. anyways the specific part i chose for the#drawing was something under the peepers; i think its the bit that tells the enzyme peepers to do the enzyme stuff like the trail obviously#but also some other stuff. not 100% sure though like i said idk shit about this sort of thing but everything in there seems pretty well#labeled its kinda impressive. and very helpful for navigating even if you dont know shit lol.#anyways. 'even the depths of the night cannot blind me' -> blood kelp trench is i think one of the darkest biomes in the game#possibly THE darkest so i thought it would be fitting. probably my least favorite panel though i dont think i did a very good job#representing the area or representing the bloodvines :/#'when you guide me' -> sea emperor but more specifically her messages to the player telling you to 'come here'#'creature only' -> not sure how well i can articulate this but basically the idea of humans beig animals with animal needs to eat and drink#and the idea of being a part of the ecosystem. modern life tends to make us forget that sort of thing but id imagine for ryley being on the#planet would violently remind him of this with things trying to eat him while he has to try to eat things as well. being part of the food#web. 'creature only' because he is only a creature not non-essential systems maintenance chief; but a creature living in an environment and#trying to survive. or something like that. does that make any fucking sense to anyone besides me? whatever.#anyways yapping over 馃憤
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Something Something Cinematic Parallels
#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#tmnt 2003 book scans#image sources in the Alt Text#I scanned Three More books yesterday!#Again y'all feel free to ask me for the link to the gdrive folder I won't bite lol#message me or drop an ask and I will hand you the link which you can share with friends Privately#lmao the fact that I immediately thought of that meme when I opened up the book#the artist for these books makes them so LUMPY I LOVE IT
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Tav, to Gale: Shut up. Not in a rude way. Shut up in a gentle way. Shut up, darling.
#source: text message#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 tav#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios
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Nupraptor: Let's play 20 questions.
Ariel: Okay. What's your favorite color?
Nupraptor: Triangle. Do you love me?
#source: text messages#legacy of kain#incorrect nosgoth#incorrect legacy of kain#lok#ariel#nupraptor#legacy of kain blood omen#mod evil
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Annabeth: I've been anxious all week, must be something to do with the moon
Percy: Or you know, our trauma
#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#source: a random text message#incorrect quotes
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