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Last Scout headcanons I prommy 🥺 LETS GET IT BITCH 🔥🔥🎉💯🗣️🗣️
He believes that theater is cringe. EXCEPT ROCK OPERAS. he flips the fuck out when they do anything.
He needs his tonsils out so bad. Genuinely a medical anomaly how decrepit they are
He pushes his body too far occasionally and has some pretty bad joint pain. Most of the time when he's off the clock he uses forearm crutches
He sleeps on a bunk bed. Top bunk. No one else sleeps on the bed with him.
If someone walked into his room at home the only decoration would be a magic eye wallpaper
Sharp canines
He doesn't remember anything from the troubled teen's camp bc he was dissociated the whole time
He found out how to make things explode with a rock covered in copper wire and a power line
Every time he talks about what's wrong with him he says it like it's completely normal. It's never normal. Your bones shouldn't go squishy.
He's a dog guy, but he has a kitten that he treats like his own baby. They have very similar actions. The cat is orange
If he was a teen in the 2000s he'd have an edgy wolf OC named dragonspark
He bought an "illegal firework" that was just a straight up pipe bomb
He gets stuck in a well regularly and pyro has a hard time communicating with others to help him
Favorite mode of exiting a room? Jumping outta the window!
Scout doesn't think that moles are real. The animals.
Unrelated but Medic uses a wheelchair because he was serving in the American army in WW2. That's how he got his citizenship! He'd lived in America for two years before that. He caught shrapnel in his knees during a battle and they pop out of socket. He also has joint pain. Just like me!
#this is the last one because i have no more headcanons!#i believe all this is true and gospel.#i dont think naked mole rats are real at all. clothed mole rats however...#shitpost#shitposting#memes#headcanon#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#evil and fucked up#team fortress two#tf2 medic#disabled#valve games#disability#forearm crutches#sparking list
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"Knock knock! You boys up-" "NO! You can't come in, he's not DECENT!"
Stiles stilinski makes goo eyes at and jealously hoards soft derek hale send tweet
Part two of the brainworm @nerdherderette's request gave me (: Derek in stiles' clothing - the pajama bottoms are my own though (10+ years old target purchase, sadly not available anymore or i would've purchased a backup pair)
In my heart of hearts soft derek in comfy clothes makes stiles go HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER in a markedly different way from nudity (◡‿◡✿)
#Teen wolf#Stiles Stilinski#Derek Hale#Sterek#Sterek fanart#I made myself yawn so many times drawing this#The colors do not spark joy(tm) but i'm also practising 'it's good enough' so here we are#on to the next project which is a big one#to anyone curious about stiles' shirt: yes that is a fish with a gun demanding the next issue [of a magazine] and yes it exists#but it's an old wish purchase and i have no idea how you'd find the listing anymore sorry!!#For comedic purposes i considered having stiles in just boxers#BUT#in my head there's a reason stiles wears so many layers and it didn't fit him to be running around so bare so sacrifices had to be made#anyway#thanks for reading lol#my art
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Yall someone on reddit made a list of reverse writing tropes as prompts and I'm losing my damn mind over them:

I want to write something for each and every one of these. I already have ideas for some of them holy shit I love these 🤣
#writing prompts#reverse trope writing prompts#fic prompts#the accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss one has sparked something in my brain and mixed with a couple others on this list#and i'm deeply concerned i may have yet *another* dpxdc fic brewing now 😂
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once#he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it#so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag#he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle#which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back#he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing#thats when he puts it together#it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant#and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second#he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge#but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought#the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him#the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head#the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness#hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#ghost x soap#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghost mw2#cod ghost#cod soap#soap mw2#soap mactavish#cod mwii#call of duty#we’re a team. ghost team
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Correct and Proper Spark Management, an anthology:
Bucket of water (CLASSIC!):
Violence and accuracy:
Sarcasm:
and now updated with
FIRE!:
#girl genius#page response#this list is incomplete#you can help by expanding it#spark management for regular people#agatha heterodyne#tarvek sturmvoraus#gilgamesh wulfenbach#ot3#the cuties#look at how cute they are#cute and terrifying#moloch von zinzer#violetta mondarev#bangladesh dupree#franz scortchmaw#<- all experts at spark management#with bonus appearance by#zeetha#castle heterodyne#the dreen#krosp i king of cats#girl genius spoilers#(i guess)#(for the newest page anyway)#(but it's live on the main site so it's fair game)
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Random subject,
but I need someone to make a video essay about the bastardization of female characters and the woobification of male characters in media/fandom spaces
because I think it’s a really interesting subject that probably stems from biases that plague our society
from
“He’s such a silly little guy.”
to
Literally calling fictional female characters worse than Hitler or something
Like, I feel like people talk about specific characters but not the topic as a broader subject
I feel like there’s so much to talk about
but I don’t have the elegance, critical thinking skills, the experience, or consume enough media to talk about this
So anyone who’s reading this please, please make a video essay about it
Or make one arguing against it idk
I just need a good video essay to watch while doing homework
#On Talking Terms#Sorry for the ramble#but I think about this subject so much#It’s not even funny#I just want to plant the seeds in someone mind#spark conversation or something#because imo it’s such an interesting topic that feels like it has so many moving parts#Like I feel like there’s so much depth to characters but the simplification on both side can be a bit frustrating#I want to see people’s in-depth opinions about characters#But it’s just hand waved as girlboss behavior or she’s evil or he’s a sad boy#Like I can list so many characters but you guys probably have some already#Anyways I’m done now#Back to Kirby content lol#May delete later idk
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My @heishinvalentineexchange2025 gift for the immensely kind and patient @caliowl333, who graciously allowed me to participate with a video instead of fic or art! (And wrote me a 20,000+-word piece in exchange?! Oh my goodness!)
Song is the SadBois & NIO Remix of "Other Side" by ILLENIUM, featuring Vera Blue, which you can listen to in full here. Ramblings under the cut!
When I first began seriously video editing, I didn't think much about composition or how well clips flowed together—lyric sync was arguably my main goal, and anime pieces were thrown onto the timeline pretty much purely based on that.
Now, I put much more care into the very visual elements—the effects, the match cuts, the dazzle. But in the process, I fear that I'm losing what audiences found engaging about my early videos: the actual ideas.
So, for this AMV, I aimed to put the most effort into a strong concept. The titular "other side" is a world without the Black Organization, where Shinichi can freely be himself. Heiji is waiting for that world, where he no longer has to lie and pat Conan's head and pretend that they're not peers, and Shinichi is dreaming of that world because he's always dreamed of working with somebody just like him. The thought of meeting Heiji someday, when he first learns of his existence (Episode 490), fills Shinichi with excitement. He does a lot on his own, but he also loves working on a team—and doing so, being with people, sharing his enthusiasm with others—is what he wants more than anything.
(Heck, there's even a piece of official art called "Conan's Dream Vacation" where he dreams of playing beach volleyball with Heiji and Ran and Kazuha—as himself.)
Sure, you could argue that Shinichi simply enjoys working with Heiji as Conan because Heiji treats him as he truly is. But the times he spends as Shinichi with Heiji point to the fact that no, he just really likes deducting with Heiji. Eagerness, big smiles—in "The Scarlet School Trip" (Episodes 927-928), involving Heiji in the case of the day takes precedence over solving it himself, as he immediately shares what he knows and even jostles Heiji awake when he learns more, before doing anything else, because there's no way he's going to solve it alone. He doesn't want to.
But as things are, being Shinichi is pain. He takes an antidote, but it's poison. Being Conan is what's become "normal" and "comfortable," but Conan can't be what Shinichi is to Heiji. Conan isn't strong enough to catch Heiji when he's falling. Conan can't save him from bullets. Conan can't even talk to him naturally without hiding and secrets. His dreams have become nightmares.
And it can't be easy for Heiji, either. To see someone you care about suffering. To know that Shinichi is in a dangerous situation—and involving himself in it applies that same danger to himself. It'd make sense for Heiji to walk away and wash his hands of it... but Shinichi really wants him to stay. Despite everything, he wants Heiji to stay. For that someday when they can be true partners "on the other side."
I tried to say other things in here, too. Shinichi cementing himself as a precious person to Heiji by countering his insecurities with a one truth prevails and this isn't a competition and you don't have to prove yourself to me. Heiji finding Shinichi even after becoming Conan because he'll always find Shinichi, no matter what, because he's dreaming of being "on the other side," too (even if he didn't know it initially). Shinichi pushing Heiji away with coldness because maybe it's selfish to want him to stay, maybe it's cruelty to involve him, but he can't deny that he cares, that he wants Heiji with him, that he doesn't want to do this on his own.
And while I maybe still went a little ham on the effects, I do hope my ideas are the strongest of all! "No effects" versus effects comparison can be found here!
Thank you again for all your hard work organizing this event, Cali!!
#detective conan#case closed#heishin valentines 2025#shinichi kudo#conan edogawa#heiji hattori#heishin#amv#my amvs#video#eye strain#so sorry this is so late!! i was *way* too ambitious for the time frame#(like i think this is probably the most elaborate video i've ever done? it's a 'long' video for me and also has a fair amount of effects)#it got to a point where i didn't want to post a shortened version on time (and it also doesn't shorten very well...)#i hope i made the right choice! but i'll be more realistic in the future about what i can accomplish so that i'm not so late again :((((#thank you for your patience and for helping put this together!!!#now that i've finally posted i feel like i can look at the other contributions--from glimpses it looks like everyone popped off!! :')#hope the song is okay on this one! was watching your amvs and taking notes haha... this song made me think of them...#youtube upload with optional subs and source list soon! feeling very tired now ^^; but i didn't want to delay posting any longer!#hope this sparks some joy <3
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idc about the top songs tell me your last 5 songs and 3 weird honourable mentions for even MAKING it on the top 100 list
#spotify wrapped#my last 5 from 96#car radio twenty one pilots#never say die mariana’s trench#all eyes on me (song only) bo burnham#golden pig danandphilbeats#😔😔😔 get up up up by farmer jason idk how my nanny kids music made it onnnn i block their playlists from my taste 😭#tbf that’s my favourite of all the kids songs we listen to all day so makes sense that it made it on the list#weird honourable mentions:#10 drunk cigarettes by girly girl productions#the spark by kabin crew#hot potato by the wiggles but it’s the rave version#done by dj lenny pearce
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MORE TOKI WARTOOTH HEADCANONS BECAUSE I STILL CANT AFFORD TO SEE THE MOVIE 🔥🔥🔥
He is now HALF KOREAN BECAUSE HIS NAME MEANS RABBIT IN KOREAN!!! SMD❗❗❗❗
I imagine the events of the show take place in 2010 and end in 2014. In 2010 Toki was 24. was born in 1986 and joined the band when he was 17 in 2003.
His favorite show is The Maxx on MTV
He owns a sweatshop but it went bankrupt because he only employed elderly dogs that didn't do shit. They died in a triangle-shirtwaist-eque fire
He missed an entire public appearance watching The Wraith from 1986
He either has two Princess Diana piercings OR two frenum piercings. Based on your HC.
Banned from coney island for 8,000 years due to shenanigans involving Charles j guiteau's gun
He has bedazzled trucknuts for special occasions.
#headcanons#head canon#memes#toki wartooth#metalocalypse#dethklok#metalocalypse army of the doomstar#the doomstar requiem#sparking list
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AO3 is down. poll time!
#100% conducting research for the all-ships ship week#just go with your first choice#the one that sparks joy#these will probably all make the list let's be real
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I genuinely love the dynamic all the bats have together I really do it is just so hard to engage w this fandom bcs it is so easy to tell when someone dgaf abt duke steph and cass specifically 😭
#my three faves? EVERY time?#i mean we know why but still like COME OWNNN#u dont wanna do just like a quick and quick read just a quick skim thru a reading list just a quick come on just a#i can give u the reading list spark notes PLEASE#thought bubbles#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain
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#rickea jackson#los angeles sparks#wnba#la might move up on my fave broadcasts lists#rjedits#wnbaedits
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The Complete Authority Reading Guide
Born from the late 90s and early 00s trend towards darker superhero stories, The Authority debuted in 1999 with The Authority #1 by Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch for WildStorm. The Authority fights for what they see as best for the world regardless of the cost. The Authority was one of DC’s best-selling books under Mark Millar and Frank Quitely. The team appeared in their series, as well as other WildStorm and DC titles. Their last appearance came months before the launch of DC’s The New 52. Since the N52, most Authority characters have been retconned or forgotten. Only the team’s breakout star Midnighter (and sometimes Apollo) remains active in comics.
This is a comprehensive guide to every appearance of The Authority's main characters: Jenny Sparks, Jack Hawksmoor, the Engineer (Angela Spica), the Doctor (Jeroen Thornedike, later Habib bin Hassan), Swift (Shen Li-Men), Apollo, the Midnighter, and Jenny Quantum.
Issues marked with an asterisk (*) don't feature Authority characters but do provide context.
Issues marked with New Button emoji (🆕) are newly added as of the most recent update. The emoji will be removed when the guide is updated again.
StormWatch
WildStorm was an independent studio established by Jim Lee in 1992. It was bought by DC Comics in 1998 and ran as an imprint until being shut down in 2010. Before The Authority debuted, there was StormWatch. StormWatch (1993) and StormWatch (1997) are the first appearances of most of the Authority’s original lineup.
StormWatch (1993-1997) — #28-31, #37-39, #42-44, #46, #48-50
StormWatch (1997-1998) — #2-12
WildC.A.T.s/Aliens (1998)*
The Authority
The Authority (1999) — #1-29
Wildstorm Summer Special (2001)
The Authority (2003) — #1-6
Coup D’Etat (2004) — #1-4
The Authority (2003) — #7-14
The Authority: Scorched Earth (2004)
The Authority: Human on the Inside (2004)
The Authority: Revolution (2004) — #1-12
Garth Ennis’s “Kev” tetralogy follows Kevin Hawkins, a terrible person with terrible luck, and his misadventures with the Authority. Where this series is in the chronology is unclear.
The Authority: Kev (2002) — #1
The Authority: More Kev (2004) — #1-4
The Authority: The Magnificent Kevin (2005) — #1-5
The Authority: A Man Called Kev (2006) — #1-5*
Solos
Jenny Sparks: The Secret History of the Authority (2000) — #1-5
Secret History of the Authority: Hawksmoor (2008) — #1-7
Midnighter (2007) — #1-20
Grifter and Midnighter (2007) — #1-6

Crossovers and Events
World War III was part of Marvel’s 1996 Heroes Reborn initiative. The Marvel and WildStorm universes crossed over for the 4-issue event.
Fantastic Four (1996) — #13 [CAMEO]
Avengers (1996) — #13 [CAMEO]
Iron Man (1996) — #13 [CAMEO]
Captain America (1996) — #13 [CAMEO]
Grifter (1996) — #11
Planetary/The Authority: Ruling The World (2000)
Cybernary 2.0 (2001) — #5-6
The Monarchy (2001) — #4, #11-12
Gen13 (1995) — #68-69
The Establishment (2001) — #8 [CAMEO]
Gen-Active (2000) — #6 [BACK-UP]
WildCats Version 3.0 (2002) — #8
Sleeper (2002) — #3, #5
Point Blank (2002) — #3
Stromwatch: Team Achilles (2004) — #4-6, #8-9, #20, #22
Wildstorm Winter Special (2005)
Intimates (2005) — #1 [CAMEO]
Planetary (2005) — #5 [CAMEO]
WildCats (2006) — #1 [CAMEO]
The Authority vs. Lobo: Jingle Hell (2004)
The Authority vs. Lobo: Spring Break Massacre (2005)
Ion: Guardian of the Universe (2006) — #10 [CAMEO]
Worldstorm was a 2006 relaunch of the WildStorm universe. It was originally intended to be a full reboot but partway in WildStorm turned it into a “soft reboot”. The reboot is widely considered to have been a failure. Sources on this era are difficult to find and it can be a confusing reading experience.
Captain Atom: Armageddon (2005) — #1-9
An Essential Guide to Worldstorm (2006)*
The Authority (2006) — #1-2**
The Authority: The Lost Year (2010) — #3-12
The Authority: Prime (2008) — #1-6
StormWatch: P.H.D (2006) — #5 [CAMEO]
Gen13 (2006) — #8, #27
**The Authority (2006) was written by Grant Morrison who dropped the series after 2 issues due to their focus on other projects. Three years later, Keith Griffen continued the storyline under the new title The Authority: The Lost Year based on Morrison’s scripts. The Authority: Prime was published between Morrison and Griffen’s runs.
DC/Wildstorm: DreamWar (2008) — #1-6
Action Comics (1938) — #884 [BACK-UP] [CAMEO]
World’s End was a 3-year WildStorm event culminating in DC's Flashpoint. It made major changes to the WildStorm universe, notably a post-apocalyptic setting and grittier tone.
Wildstorm: Armageddon (2007)
Wildstorm: Revelations (2008) — #1-2
Number of the Beast (2008) — #3, #6-8
The Authority (2008) — #1-6
StormWatch: P.H.D (2006) — #18-19
The Authority (2008) — #7-17
WildCats: World’s End (2008) — #19-23
The Authority (2008) — #18-29
WildCats: World’s End (2008) — #24-30
Wildstorm: A Celebration of 25 Years collects published and unpublished material from across WildStorm titles including The Authority.
Wildstorm: A Celebration of 25 Years (2017)

The New 52 and Beyond
In addition to rebooting the mainline DC Universe, the New 52 "streamlined" DC's multiple continuities by combining everything into one timeline. The result of this for the Authority was Stormwatch (2011). Swift, the Doctor, and Jenny Quantum are absent from this point forward.
Countdown Presents: The Search for Ray Palmer (2007) — #1
Countdown: Arena (2007) — #1-4 [CAMEO]
Flashpoint (2011) — #5 [CAMEO]
StormWatch (2011) — #1-6
Voodoo (2011) — #5 [CAMEO]
Deathstroke (2011) — #6
Grifter (2011) — #7, #13-14, #16
StormWatch (2011) — #7-10
Red Lanterns (2011) — #10
I, Vampire (2011) — #12, #13 (Issues are separated by issue #0)
StormWatch (2011) — #11-30
The New 52: Futures End (2014) — #1
Harley Quinn (2014) — #20 [CAMEO]
Grayson (2014) — #1-2, #4-7
Midnighter (2015) — #1-7
Grayson (2014) — #13-14
Batman & Robin Eternal (2015) — #23-26
Grayson (2014) — #18-20
Midnighter (2015) — #8-12
Convergence (2015) — #7 [CAMEO]
Nightwing: Rebirth (2016)
Midnighter and Apollo (2016) — #1-6
Justice League of America (2018) — Annual [CAMEO]
Infinite Frontier (2021) — #0 [CAMEO]
The Swamp Thing (2021) #11-13
WildC.A.T.s (2022) — #12 [CAMEO]
Action Comics (2016) — #1029-1034 [BACK-UP]
Future State: Superman: War of Worlds (2021) — #1-2
Midnighter (2021)
Superman and The Authority (2021) — #1-4
Batman/Superman: The Authority Special (2021)
Action Comics (2016) #1035-1039, #1041-1045, #1047
Superman: Warworld Apocalypse (2022)
Knight Terrors: Action Comics (2023) — #2 [CAMEO]
Milestone 30th Anniversary Special (2023) [CAMEO]
Outsiders (2023) attempts to further incorporate WildStorm ideas and continuity into the main DC timeline. Authority characters do not appear in the series except for the Carrier.
Outsiders (2023)
Absolute Power (2024) — #1 [CAMEO]
Apollo and Midnighter in Specials
Outside of Superman and cameo appearances, Apollo and Midnighter have been mostly relegated to anthology specials. They are the only Authority characters to still appear in comics.
Young Romance: A New 52 Valentine's Day Special (2013)
Love is Love (2016) — [CAMEO]**
DC Cybernetic Summer (2020)
DC Pride (2021)
Wildstorm 30th Anniversary Special (2022)
DC Pride (2023)
DC’s Harley Quinn Romances (2023)
DC’s ‘Twas the 'Mite Before Christmas (2023) [CAMEO]
DC Pride 2024 (2024) [CAMEO]
DC's I Know What You Did Last Crisis (2024) 🆕
**Love is Love was a charity anthology and tribute to the Pulse nightclub shooting in 2016. It was produced by IDW in collaboration with DC. Read with caution and respect.

Other Timelines
Four non-canon iterations of WildStorm characters have been published in recent years. The Wild Storm came out in 2017, followed by Authority character appearances in DC vs. Vampires, and finally Waller vs. Wildstorm which is not relevant to this guide. Jenny Sparks began publication in August 2024.
Warren Ellis’s The Wild Storm is a 24-issue self-contained series reimagining the WildStorm universe.
The Wild Storm (2017) #1-24
DC vs. Vampires: All-Out War was a spinoff from the 2021 DC vs. Vampires set on Earth-63.
DC vs. Vampires: All-Out War (2022) — #2, #5-6
Jenny Sparks is a 7-issue mini-series following Jenny after she is revived following 9/11.
Jenny Sparks (2024) — #1-7
#the authority#reading list#reading guide#dc comics#midnighter#apollo dc#jenny sparks#angela spica#jack hawksmoor#shen li-men#jeroen thornedike#jenny quantum#habib bin hassan#talk to me about the authority please!!!#please talk to me about the authority#comic recommendations#im so tired.#id in alt#my askbox is open to questions 👍#the authority reading list
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Sending Gifts to Myself, or: Book Mail!
#books#books of 2025#book mail#book stack#floating hotel#grace curtis#rose/house#arkady martine#worn#sofi thanhauser#a sand county almanac#aldo leopold#the river has roots#amal el-mohtar#funny story:#so hotel and rose/house were both preorders#and sand county came from my subscription box#and i paid for All Of Those Last Year so those three felt like Free Mail :)#and the two preorders do NOT go on my 'acquired in 2025' list because they're on the 2024 list#and almanac DOES go on the list but it's price is $0 for the same bookkeeping reasons :)#WORN was supporting burrow books and ROOTS was signing event (!!!)#i'm really actually doing pretty damn good at my book buying (or not) this year?? i'm trying to set a spending limit instead of a booksLimi#i'm only up to *checks notes* 18 for me so far (which includes a big preorder order too)#I'M A FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE ADULT I SWEAR#It does spark SO MUCH JOY to 1. book shop 2. track mail 3. get mail and 4. OPEN BOOKS#absolute winning combo for me
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Just re-watched one of my favorite movies: Van Helsing (2004)! Did anyone else enjoy this movie?
Posted thoughts on my Insta stories, so I thought I'd share them here too. I also recently watched the OG Beetlejuice for the first time, and this is me kinda being on a roll with watching movies I said I'd watch but haven't forever haha
Also I got a ton of fun fall/Halloween movie recs, so if you've got any to share, put 'em in the replies!
#YukiPri rambles#YukiPri reviews#Van Helsing#fall movies#halloween movies#wow I'm WATCHING stuff this is incredible#I am absolutely one of those people who says 'oh i'd love to watch it i'll put it on my list!'#and then never does#so now i'm like i'm unemployed anyway let's watch some stuff and try to spark some inspo or something idk
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some theories as to why ron keeps posing like this:
to hide the david lynch knuckle tattoo he got after seeing john waters' cecil b. demented
he was left hanging after no one wanted to take him up on his offer of a "high five you'll never forget"
he can't tell the difference between a camera and a firearm
his hands aren't properly attached to his arms and they would fall off were he to strike any other pose
he's showing his empty hands after making a small object disappear
ever since the woofer in tweeters clothing photoshoot, he struggles with trust issues so whenever his picture is taken he poses in a way that increases his chances of falling safely
he was just asked how old he is but has a hard time with numbers
he's trapped behind an invisible wall
he's letting his hands air dry after visiting a bathroom that ran out of paper towels
he's operating the camera via telekinesis
#i think i covered every possible explanation so one of them is probably correct#glorified list of jokes#sparks#ron mael#sparks meme
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