#stupid john

[wukongfeetpics]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[isabela-merceds]

fuck you, fuck that show, and especially fuck jkr

[chomplicated]

can a tumblr girl really love a reddit guy

[egs-zs8-1]

[megatronusprimedecal]

"Always got your back." "No matter what."

Transformers One (2024)

[stalebagels]

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

[lanialania00]

Misunderstandings part 4

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

bari saxthur got lucky in that kayne didn’t write him a part in The Wager so he didn’t have to go to the world’s longest and ugliest rehearsals

[disterra]

[staticbluue]

Wake up, new P*E*A*N*U*T*S just dropped!! With Charles this time! I still haven't come up with any ideas for P*E*A*N*U*T*S Potter, but I'll get to him eventually! I'm biased toward the early seasons and it shows lol. I like how I drew Margaret's hair here more than in the last batch, I think it's sillier <3

Like the last batch, these are also up on my inprnt :] Thank you SO SO SO much for all the support on my P*E*A*N*U*T*S art, they're my most popular prints by far, especially the BJ and Hawkeye one. I'm so glad everyone likes them :]] I spend most of my time drawing my horror comic so I NEED to draw silly cartoons sometimes haha

[mossy-rainfrog]

[Several photographs of a cosplay of Arthur Lester. In some photos, John Doe leans over his shoulder or otherwise interacts with him. More detailed ID in Alt Text.]

You can't separate us, not unless we're willing to do so.

wanted to test out some ideas and ended up having WAYY too much fun as Arthur (+ my John functioning as a kind of puppet). I'm genuinely kind of baffled at how great this whole thing came out, this was fully supposed to be a crappy little test but i am Obsessed

a few bonuses under the cut

He sits :3 and Arthur smile caught in 4k! Plus, as a note, most of this outfit is store-bought (aka, was already in my closet), but the brown vest is actually handmade by me! it's reversible and blue on the inside. :) Also, shout out my theatre director roommate for helping with my makeup. He informed me that I "didn't look sunken enough" and fixed that. King.

Also brief shout out to the yellow contacts because I am blind as SHIT irl (-8.5 vision) and prescription halloween lenses are so hard to find so. shout out lensupermart for have my back

This was what I was Actually intending to test; a shared cosplay with half John and half Arthur. I really like the idea of it, and for a trial run it came out ok! But definitely needs some finagling if I ever want to wear it out.

Finally: jarthur selfie 🥰💛yay

If you read this far, thank you im love you lmk if you want anything from the gas station

[suzalulubf]

wuh-oh, holmes got injured :’(

another small doodle because i saw this post and had to

[limabean-man]

forgot to post this stupid doodle oopsies

this is basically them to me

[nonsenserli]

javier has that shit on fr.

[scargvl]

i was gonna add a lot more characters but I'm lazy. The characters chosen to say "amen" is somewhat random but also not really.

[niccolites]

friends with benefits!price except that is not how he views the situation

calling you both friends is a bit of a stretch, really you're his cute neighbour who always seems to need a pipe tightened under your sink, or your washing machine is always making a strange noise, if he could have a look?

and listen. you're a little lonely. inherited your parents house and the only neighbour that talks to you is the handsome older man next door who is barely there because of his work

you think you're being a bit forward when you bake him some muffins as a thank you the next time he's home. embarrassed at how earnest it is. his pupils blow wide at the sight of you standing in his doorway, bashful smile that quivers a little in the shadow of him

a tentative friendship, the barrier of neighbour just a hurdle as price views it

things come to a head when you cook him dinner and nervously gulp down glass after glass of wine. he nurses one and watches you. eyes like headlights and you have the quivering legs of a deer

bashful, shy, neighbour, acquaintance. these are weak-willed boundaries that you try to put in place, but price is always intent. driven. places a hand on your knee and accounts for the way you jump, the flex of flesh that absorbs your reactions. all catalogued, used against you

john just need you a little more loose, to understand things from his perspective. still so skittish, even with his head between your thighs, but his arm is a band around your middle, holding you firm until you finally get it

he lifts his head, your slick in his moustache and you're still so bashful even as your legs tremble

he bends you over the table with your home-cooked meal at your eye-line. feeds you his cock, smooths a hand down your spine until you melt into his praises

the next morning, beard burn on your inner thighs and cum leaking out of you from where he had turned you over and pushing your knees to your ears, 'until it took' he had said. you had been pretty out of it at that time. you sneak out. he lets you, eyes on you even as you think he is still asleep. you don't get it yet. that's fine, he'll get it through that surprisingly stubborn head of yours

every time he's back, he's at yours, lapping at your clit like its soothing him after a stressful time away. or you're at his, hands braced on the wall as he grunts behind you with each thrust.

its the most bizarre fwb situation you think anyone has been in, no time to talk about what is going on before he is dragging your mouth to his, thumb hard on your chin like he can stop the words before the curl on your tongue. fills your mouth with his spit then his cock to drown it out

you finally manage to slur out a joke about him being your fwb. your fucked out, draped out over his barrel chest, smoothing your hand through the hair there. he makes a disagreeing noise and you lift your head

he has your left hand in his, thumb on your ring finger. intent. driven. you're not getting it yet. living in that house, all on your own. lonely. he hears what you're trying to say sweetheart, that you're just too shy to articulate yet. i think we're well past friends, don't you think?

headlights. dear. the blank space before the crack of the crash. you let him tighten his hand around your ring finger.