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ikram1909 · 10 months

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Wdym by that, bald head? 🤨🤨

#tell me he's not saying what i think he's saying #surely he's not that stupid?#leave him alone.

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marypsue · 10 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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starzovermarz · 3 months

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stupid

#hm I wonder why that is! anyways!#this is a case of unreliable narrator. cause he actually is always stupid.#another incorrect quotes comic thingy #I don't have any more ideas for these. but I'm sure I'll find more dumb stuff for them to say sooner or later #incorrect quotes #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #my art ☆

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zosanbrainrot · 6 months

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part 2 of Zoro in WCI

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I tried to write something to sum up my thoughts on this, but then it got longer and longer and tbh I'm itching to write a fic set in this AU djjdkf I think I could develop on their inner feelings more than in the comic form

Before posting the first part I didn't realize people had such strong opinions on how this would play out lmaooo

imo, of course Zoro wants to fight Sanji, not with actual intent to harm (they threaten each other on the daily, come on), but because that's how they are together, how they communicate. He respects Luffy's decisions and their goal here, which is to learn what's really going on with Sanji, but he's gonna be pissy about it all he wants. They both have so many intense and conflicted feelings about this and neither has any idea how to resolve them. So they fight.

ofc yall are free to headcanon this interaction any other way you want <333

#hope you can hear the moment Sanji's heart shatters #you're walking the painful path you chose and then even this stupid marimo instead of playing your usual game of threats and violence #instead of making this easier for you he pierces right through your heart with the tiniest confession #I never hated you #but even if he didn't use to #he sure as hell despises every inch of you now #he must he has to #but this is what you chose #it is what you deserve #ANGST #PAIN #wci zoro au #obvi if I were to write it wouldnt write first person this just got out of hand #i love angst can you tell #zosan #i love keeping them in the 'what if maybe no he would never' hell #roronoa “i love you but I will take these feelings with me to the grave” zoro #blackleg “I need you to hate me because I simply don't deserve to be loved” sanji #rorona zoro #black leg sanji #sanji #zoro #my art #whole cake arc #whole cake island #one piece #one piece fanart

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rendevok · 3 months

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Act II ~ The Challenge

A tapestry for chapter 2 of Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #nmbb #happy fantasy au day of narumitsu week!!#this part of the story is especially fun for all the riddles #it reminded me a lot of the games and i adored it so i definitely wanted to reflect that in the work!#shoutout to their dynamic being guys who fight who should also kiss #ace attorney #maya and von karma are there if you can spot them at the top haha #fan art #aa #rendevok #this is the second in the series so be sure to stick around for the final tapestry and chapter :^)))))#i love edgeworths outfit in this bc he looks like he’s ddripping (he is (in gold)) [insert joke about his drip]#also wanted this one to be most like his canon capcom cafe look!#im stupid proud of the riddle borders everyone please clap i worked SO HARD ON THOSE #anyway narumitsu please makeout pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepLAEASEEE #no id (yet)

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bogdreamz · 1 month

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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy

#solar opposites #solaropposites #korvo #tervo #did any of you guys read the interview where they said #they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him #Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed #he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him #all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE #and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch #korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell

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podcast-hemocytoblast · 1 year

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When you think about it, it was pretty on brand for Elias to start the apocalypse by giving Jon Evil Paperwork.

#the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #i’m sure someone else has probably said this already #he’s such an insufferable little bureaucrat. i want him dead (affectionate)#stupid bastard of a man. melanie wanting to stab him was actually unrelated to the bullet i think. eLIEas just has that effect on people #he has such stabbable vibes

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samwpmarleau · 1 year

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jamie + learning

#when jamie doesn't know something he seeks to fix that and remembers for next time #and apart from 'philistines' (still not sure what he was going for there) it's clear what he MEANS to say #he just mixes up the words a little #and like the pavlovian thing the term itself he probably just wasn't educated in #but he grasped the concept immediately #he's not stupid #jamie tartt #keeley jones #ted lasso #coach beard #tl #tedlassoedit #tledit #mine

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.

Dick: yeah why?

Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-

Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains

Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

Dick: ...Jay?

Jason: what?

Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.

Jason: ...

Dick:

Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK

#Do i hate the Jason was forced tk dye his hair to look like dick storyline. yes. do i find it funny that he had red hair in gotham and #became a villian hero anit hero? yes. like what is red hair in gotham equilivent of the anime mc dyed hair trope #plus jason in his og og back story where he was an acrobat in the circus he was blonde then black hair in his new og back story #red in this bs take. im pretty sure titans hes got brown hair. hes gone through the whole hair spectrum. its so stupid. i love it #comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #poison ivy #the riddler #sometimes hes got red hair just go with it its 3am where i am #barbra gordon #kate kane #incorect batfam #batfam #batfamily #ill say it aga i LOTHE the `bruce made jason dye his hair story line` its stupid and i dont respect it. but its funny so lol #if you see spelling mistakes NO YOU DONT again its 3am ill fix in the morning

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 4 months

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what's wrong with him (based on That Scene in the hit wriolette fanfic Love Will Find A Way, So Will Naked Mole Rats by noxetic)

#look at me posting my art despite my paranoid fear of getting swiped by ai robbers #the power of fanfics will do that to ya #im also posting it in hd w a tiny signature because im STUPID and an ARTIST watermarks look UGLY #ARGHHHHHHHH #dont make me glaze my art pelas #its not the most accurate to the fic.... not one to one.... but the author said that its ok..........#for starters they are not actually positioned like this. I realized my mistake when i was drawing them crotch to crotch and thought #'surely wriothesley would remember that first'#but he didnt. because their pose was more spiderman (neuvillette is above him but turned 180)#. so. his torso wasnt actually On Top of wrio. it wasnt This homoerotic. is what im saying #and a dialogue is wrong too bc im a dumby dumb #wriothesley #neuvillette #molerats #neuvithesley #wriolette #my art

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shower-phantom-ideas · 11 months

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Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from…#… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!?#just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’#dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber…#… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao)#ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

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welcometogrouchland · 4 months

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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)