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klayleyism · 1 year

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The problem with Haylijah

I have many reasons for hating haylijah but what's probably the main one is the fact they're somehow supposed to be the MAIN love story but the fact they even got together/stayed together depended on the fact the other two men Hayley CANONICALLY loved /cared about more were either unavailable (Klaus) or dead(Jackson)

She choses to marry Jackson ditching Elijah in the process practically out of the blue because she wants to, something she admits herself, she literally says she would chose Jackson over Elijah anytime of the day and says she loved them both equally or whatever but she eventually moves on from Elijah a little too quick and is more than ready to leave him to have a lifelong commitment with this other guy and they're supposed to be the show's "great love story"💀??.

I get that klayley is incredibly toxic to be fair but let's be very objective here, that man almost got her and her unborn child whom she loved killed out of unjustified anger and then jealousy TWICE, he was a piece of shit to her a lot to the point even Klaus admitted he is stunned she still cared for him, and this is Hayley who's supposed to not take anyone's shit/ easily left Elijah because it was convenient since she never actually loved him he was literally only a safe choice much like Jackson

So the very fact after those two attempted murders my girl smiles at him for offering to fix the air conditioning/proceeds to tell him how she wants to believe in him and risk her life for him at any chance as if she doesn't have a daughter/ literally ignores the fact hope could've died twice in one day and stays for Klaus who's literally the only reason she even stayed with the Mikaelsons/Elijah since she intended to ditch them permanently after Klaus took the heat for killing Aiden thus fucking up their relationship but she ignored Elijah the supposed love of her life as the fandom swears begging her to stay, breaking up with him because he's not Mr perfect gentleman who does no wrong but excusing Klaus commiting mass murder makes it absolutely hilarious how the writers wether intentionally or not kept dragging haylijah through the mud since season 2 showing you that not only did he love her solely out of idolizing her for redeeming his brother and was also willing to walk away from her if Klaus made his feelings for her clear(something he admits) but the fact she too cared way more for Klaus and even Jackson who's supposed to be a more "secondary" love story to haylijah is so fucking embarrassing for them

Elijah failing for months to get Hayley to even talk to him without screaming at him but Klaus who ignored her existence for those same months is the one to get Hayley out of her depression in a DAY??

The set up was crazy, like you best believe if Klaus stopped being a dumbass and actually pursued Hayley that woman would have folded in a second because she was already down horrendous for him for doing the bare minimum

And funny enough I can still go on like this is basically the tip of the iceberg

#that ship is so...#anti haylijah #the originals #tvd #the vampire diaries #anti elijah mikaelson #klayley #hayley marshall #klaus mikaelson #klaus x hayley

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brawnie · 6 months

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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swan2swan · 3 months

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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mysterycitrus · 3 months

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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd #dick grayson #robin #batman #the joker #dc comics #mart #thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off #and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later #eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television

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ottosbigtop · 3 months

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

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atti-rambles · 2 months

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Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...