#the do not read tag is basically a spam tag btw!!

[126dvtn]

ik u said do not read but when u said slave of education system i felt that just wanted to let u know

LORD THE SOLIDARITY

[voidzphere]

☆ MASTERPOST // INTRO !!!

[ ALL THE BLOGZ I RUN: @killersanz (killer sans askblog) @killzbitezz (non-utmv blog) @utmv-callouts (utmv-calloutz) ]

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HII !! im killer, but my friendz + mootz call me killz !! welcome to my blog ^_^ i luvv my prtnerz !! @mewobrute @sharkk-fin @glitchy-skull <3 (more stuff under the cut!!)

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✩ ABOUT ME !!! >_<

FIRST OFF, HERE ARE SOME OF MY FLAGZ !!! :3 ↓↓↓

my main prnz are he/it/bite, but i alzo use vamp/fang/bone/skull/blood/gore/knife ! (plz dont refer 2 me w they/them)

my special interest is undertale + utmv ! (if that waznt obv enough..)

i love love LOVE horror gamez .. some of my favz rn are kinitopet, imscared, house, ddlc, rental, and bonnie's bakery :]

I HAVE A PERSONA ! u can find itz ref sheet here :] i uzually draw myself as either him or juzt killer sans !!

I LOOOVE MY MOOTZ, FRIENDZ, AND PARTNERZ <333

some of my current hyperfixationz are fionna & cake, smg4, regretevator, atsv, invader zim, adventure time & dialtown !

i have a guestbook !! leave a little note for me to read if u want :3

some of my fav bandz/artistz are talking heads, misfits, bad brains, rio romeo, lemon demon, will wood, pixies, melanie martinez, alex g, 6arelyhuman, goreshit, sex pistols, potsu, the living tombstone, etc. !

some of my fav songz are alien blues, vampire culture, laplace's angel, dr sunshine is dead, seriously?, genius of love, at the movies, charlie's inferno, etc. !

✩ my tagz !

#killz art - my art !! :3

#killz rb - reblogz

#killz yapz - my yap sessionz

#killz answerz - answerz to my askz

#vent kinda - my (kinda) ventz

#tag/ask game - self-explanatory

#killersanz - stuff related to my killer sans ask blog !

#killz fingie doodlez - stuff i drew w my finger :3

#killz srb - self reblogz

✩ dni

basic dni criteria

istz + phobez

epiciller, /r + /sx errorink, etc.

pro/dark/comship (or whatever you call your weirdo selvez..)

irl doublez (unless i knew u beforehand!!) (im irlz of killer, reaper, & epic.)

minorz who post nsfw cuz ion wanna see that shit man go do ur homework

slander of my interestz/special interestz + hyperfixationz like stfu

mockery of me and/or my traitz (i.e my typing quirkz)

unwanted criticism, especially if i didnt ask for it. stfu part 2

anyone i've had drama with + my exez (fuck you)

HOMESTUCK. and hazbin hotel + helluva boss (tbh i dont rlly care if you like these mediaz and interact with me, just dont talk abt it in front of me yknow)

✩ byi + boundariez

i have autism + adhd, BPD, & typing quirkz !! tone indicatorz are optional when talking to me, but i appreciate them.

i'm an irl + fictkin ! i have a few c-linkz as well.

im not a roleplay account btw /srs

my art requestz are alwayz open ! can't promise i'll alwayz do them, but they help me out with inspiration though :3

DO NOT REPOST MY ART. i will find you

if you use my art, credit me. you dont alwayz gotta ask me before usin my art, but i appreciate it if you do !!

my askbox + dmz are alwayz open !! i love meetin new people n gettin to know em :] im fine w tagz, commentz, & spam-likez/reblogz too !

i might accidentally spam-like (i get too excited).

just because i make suggestive jokez and im hypersexual doez not mean i'm not sex-replused from time to time.

im a DID system and use i/me pronounz. i don't talk about my DID often becauze i see it as unimportant to other ppl.

i'm nonhuman !! plz do not refer to me as human. i prefer skeleton termz over everything else. im ur favorite homozexual cryptid-skeleton :3

i tend to ramble, say thingz that are out-of-pocket, have trouble with volume control/typing in all capz, make inappropriate jokez, flirt with & tease my close friendz, etc. if u ever find any of this bothering, plz inform me and i will stop.

i love drama + gossip, i will argue with strangerz on the internet just to spite them bc i find it funny ^_^ (only if theyre in the wrong and deserve it.)

i have strong opinionz and will shit-talk you if you're a weirdo who deservez it.

my blog, my rulez <3

★ last updated: 5/23/24

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

Here at i-am-an-arson-enthusiast, we i am dedicated to bringing you top quality content such as but not limited to: gay things, cats, and even live arson that you don't even have to tune into!!

hi this is my intro post :D

basic questions that i love answering

“hey what should i call you” good question. i dont really care, im cool with most things. i really like ray, theo, and planet/space names :) HOWEVER only @marcysbear gets to call me neptune. also enthu is off limits, only @terrifying-acceptance gets to call me that.

for the record: if you call me either of those names and are not either of them, that is crossing a genuine boundary of mine. you ARE NOT allowed to call me those names if you are not the designated person for that.

“ur gay” woah really i didnt know that ur like the first person ever to notice that!! (no ur not, ive known that for years)

“what type of gay” yes. the easiest way to explain it is bisexual. that being said: i use bisexual surprizingly little. i call myself lesbian and gay all the time (as in wlw and mlm).i’m polyamorous and arospec. month four of my identity crisis: tbh i might be just aromantic idrk. i also dont care that much so i just say arospec.

“gender????” im genderfluid. which explains the pronoun changes. im also trans, nb, genderqueer, and any of the genders and terms i need to articulate what the silly lil dudes in my head make me feel.

AUDHD :D explains why i am obsessed with space (going back to names planet names are cool and epic btw)

“do u horny post on main???” i reblog horny posts to my main but i dont do the original horny posting. tell me if i need to tw that btw :3

my cool and epic tags

i try to consistanly use them but sometimes i dont. sorry.

woah i’m using queue - i’m actually queuing a post for once instead of spam reblogging (which i mostly do sorry not sorry)

woah a real text post - me positing an actual text post for once but it’s becoming more common

cool ass art - art that i reblog (it’s all cool)

arson does half way decent art sometimes - my art. art i made. yea

the beloved - my beautiful beautiful queer platonic partner @terrifying-acceptance who i tag in a lot of shit :]

i will keep adding more as i remember them and make them so yea :D also i try to tag for things but i often dont add tw or cw because. idk. just havent ever done that. if you need me too you can tell me in any form and ill try my gaddamn hardest to add them. feel free to *kindly* remind me if i forgot. (as in no verbal abuse ya know. if ur scared ur probably fine)

the last section that is mostly important for followers :]

if u wanna follow me it’d be cool if you have a banner and pfp but as long as ur not a bot ur good.

feel free to ask questions :) this is the point at which i tell you that i love getting asks and dms. my dms are always open unless i am dead. (current status: alive at very least.) also i am in school so you are practically guaranteed to get a response not immediately. give me 12-24 hours to respond before being offended. after that it’s fair game.

I genuinely do not care and give no fucks about what you believe and how you live your life as long as you dont hurt yourself or others, you are not offended by me being very not religious/spiritual and you do not shove it down anyones throat.

I mostly do reblogs and tag them as such half the time

lastly if you interact with this post it lets me know that you read it but i’m gonna look at your profile anyway if u follow me so you don’t have to.

thank you for reading all of that i know it’s long. your cool so here’s a cookie 🍪 also here have this

credit to @v-4-l-0-n and @theprideful :)

(order of the banners are “this user loves contradictory labels” with a lesbian flag, and four other idk, “exclusionists fuck off”, then this user loves being a lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, genderfluid, then non binary)

[noahspaperairplane]

welcome to the pinned post. heck yeah

my name's noah. i'm the world's most awkward flip. i'm pretty awesome i think. i made this blog to save agere stuff i like, but i may start posting? feel free to interact, i need friends on here.

i'm a spam reblogger, sorry gang.

mainly will post about tdi (gen 1) but i like other things too. we don't talk about the warrior cats fixation. i have the gifted kid burnout autism flavor and this is how i cope. ish.

headcanon and doodle requests open, any gen 1 character, feel free to specify with things. PLEASE send asks 🙏

currently have a team chris agere au/concept thing going on, so i will post about that. nothing too intricate, just a few doodles and prompts. you can send asks relating to this too btw. SEND IN TEAM CHRIS AGERE ASKS 🙏 be as specific as you want

i am physically and mentally a miner (under the age of 18 and player of that one block game) god knows what my regression age range is. 1-5 maybe.

basic dni criteria, no weirdos and creeps. i'll block on sight

dm me for my main account, if you're from there how did you find me...

otherwise enjoy your stay, maybe.

tagging sys+ team chris au info under read more

tagging system for my original posts (this post will be tagged for easy navigation)

noah's doodles (art tag)

noah's rambles (general posting)

noah's headcanons (headcanons)

noah's bookshelf (if i ever do post writing or extended prompts)

posts will be tagged by fandom, ex. (fandom name) agere

basic team chris au rundown::

they live together. their neighbors are the other teams. ale, duncan, noah regressors/flips. tyler owen izzy cgs. chaos! the cookie jar is in misery

[r3ddusk]

INFO POST :D

basic info: hi, my name is red! i am a minor so dont be weird. my pronouns are he/him, and i am gay! im a small artist, musican, and content creator :] you can find all of my other socials on my carrd interests: Splatoon 3 [proud v wiper main and top 30k x rank] Indigo Park [rambley brainrot is canon] Vocal Synth Programs [vocaloid, utau, synthv, and even a bit of diffsinger!] Music Production/Theory/Education [im a chronic band kid and wanna be music teacher, proud bass clarinetist] Photography/Videography [i do photography for some side projects and wanna get into videography]

secondary blogs: @r2ddusk <- reblog account [i didnt wanna spam my main!] @duskfalldrive <- shared blog with my discord mods [its funny] art tag: if you wanna easily find my art, search with the #r3ddoodles tag to find it :]

thanks for reading alla this, have a gold star ⭐

btw, dni if:

queerphobic [homophobia/transphobia] racist ableist proshipper radqueer pedophile [im a minor go tf away] ai "artist" [ur not a real artist] support israel support russia support jackpot [the racist splatoon team]

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

making a new pinned real quick bc the og was from 2022 n still used the old post editor

🥩 ghooost - they/he/she - haitian

warnings: body horror, gore, suggestive art, talking a lot (a LOT)

do not follow or interact if you are a proshipper, loli/shotacon, terf ect. don’t follow me for l*mbus, l*r or pr*jm**n anymore

🥪 main carrd w other social media links, shops, commission info n interests:

<here>

🥪 patreon (other things like ko-fi n itchio are also on carrd)

<here>

🥪 art-only tumblr!:

@gooey-goo

🥪 oc tumblr!:

@ghooostzone

🥪  carrd art gallery!:

<here>

NOTE: 

1. if i mass delete art for a specific fandom post-2020 you’ll still find it on my itchio (or on youtube if it’s a video), if not you can potentially ask me to put it there. don’t reupload without asking me!!!

2. please try not to spam me too heavily! i used to block ppl over it srry.... (bc there were multiple cases of ppl literally going through 200 posts at once n it made me irritated/paranoid). i try to be chill abt it now but for certain fandoms its a chance for a hardblock (namely pm)

List of (unique) tags:

🥩 oc group tags:

oc, sweven, alien food, mikko in hell

🥩 art tags:

my art, art process, ghooost wip, ghooost art explanation, ghooost art vault

🥩 oji search = stuff i find that’s specifically old or middle-aged men (40+ but sometimes 30 yr olds end up in there u kno how it be...) (50+ is best btw)

🥩 pk gayming = general gaming tag; yume time = yume nikki fangames

🥩 book eating event = reading tag (doubles as gaming tag for some visual novels or games that i’m only watching playthroughs of)

🥩 personal finds = art scans, books, merch etc i obtained

🥩 [character / media name] posting = basically me posting a bunch of the same thing/character over n over. sometimes doesn’t have the word “posting” in it

^ current list of these tags:

- kafka posting

- gegege posting

- samurai calibur

- jiro posting

- ginko posting (not used often anymore but i still like him ^_^)

^ there are other tags of this nature for other games or media, if they’re not on this post anymore it means i just moved on from them or haven’t used them in a long time

[hiddenbeks]

oc questions tag

tagged by @hibernationsuit !! thank youuuu 💜

tagging @rosykims @aevallare @abetterbeginning @gortash @wrenanigans if u want to do this, no pressure! don't remember who's done this recently so i'm sorry if ur getting spammed with this bc of me hehe

anyway it's celyn time babey.. been thinking abt her a lot lately <3

name: celyn surana

nickname(s): uhhh. cel? i gotta think of some cute descriptive nicknames for her that others would teasingly use but i'm drawing a blank rn. will have to ruminate more.

she only lets Very Close Friends call her by any nickname btw. jowan (being her only friend lol) was the only person in the circle who got to call her cel. only andrale and carver have earned this privilege since (andrale only ever calls her celyn tho). leliana earns it as well ten years later during inquisition lol

gender: cis female

star sign: uhhh she was born on the 27th of firstfall which is the thedas equivalent of november sooo sagittarius??

height: 159 cm. my second shortest oc and the same height as me hehe <3

orientation: bisexual!

nationality: fereldan i guess. she was born in ferelden and raised in ferelden's circle of magi but she doesn't have a strong Fereldan Identity. she's not celyn from ferelden she's just... celyn...

favorite fruit: uuuhh apples

favorite season: i'm tempted to say winter bc her aesthetic is so cold and wintery but i think she would prefer a warmer season. maybe mid to late fall actually. she enjoys the gloom and fall colors and the rainy and stormy weather

favorite flower: i wonder if she's ever even seen a live plant actually. i wonder if there are any indoor greenhouses in the circle. wow i'm suddenly making myself sad thinking abt how she's barely seen any nature in her 19 years of life. anyway uhhh!!! gentians are her favorite actually look at how pretty they are

favorite scent: ghghjgh i struggle with any scent or smell related questions bc i have anosmia so idk what things smell like lmao. let's say uhhh whatever a spruce forest smells like. nice n fresh i imagine

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: she's a coffee gal... had to check if coffee exists in thedas and apparently it does and is a major export of antiva. fascinating. anyway she drinks coffee to stay awake late at night reading and studying (forbidden) magic. she enjoys the silence of the night and is at her most productive during that time

average hours of sleep: during her time in the circle i guess it was like... 5-6 maybe? as i said she tends to stay up late and i bet circle inhabitants are expected to wake up crazy early like 6am or sth. it doesn't get any better after leaving the circle bc andrale also expects everyone to get up and moving crazy early. and after officially becoming a warden it gets even worse when she starts having Warden Nightmares ahah

dog or cat person: cat person! she's a bit like morrigan when it comes to dogs. thinks they're stupid n gross lol. though she does eventually warm up to the dog (named assan by andrale <3) in dao.

dream trip: honestly anywhere is fine she is full of wanderlust... what living in a tower for 19 years does to a gal... the whole blight adventure is a dream trip to her i bet. yes she has to fight darkspawn and a horrible death is around every corner but consider: she gets to see ancient elven ruins and denerim and orzammar... so many sights to see and so many new experiences! she feels so alive! and she gets to use her powers to their full extent!! she gets to hone her skills beyond what the circle allowed!!! not that the circle's rules stopped her from studying outlawed magic in secret but like. now she doesn't have to do it in secret anymore.

a trip to tevinter would also be interesting from a purely academic standpoint. nevarra as well because it's more liberal with magic than most of thedas but also safer for her than tevinter? so basically she would like to see the whole world but especially places where she gets to expand her knowledge on magic...

favorite fictional character: in a real world au her favorite fictional character would be morgana pendragon from bbc merlin. this is not at all influenced by the fact that one of my inspirations for her was morgana pendragon from bbc merlin,

number of blankets they sleep with: hmmmm one

random fact: i'm sharing two random facts bc i can't decide which one of these is more interesting or whatev:

celyn is basically the toph to andrale's katara. they have somewhat clashing personalities and differing views on teamwork and the sharing of camp chores... andrale expects everyone to contribute while celyn only looks after herself. also despite her excitement she's kinda terrified to be out in the real world but she won't let it show!! so she acts hyper-independent!!! unfortunately for her andrale can see right through this facade and she calls celyn out on it (she tries to be gentle and constructive about it but she's had it with celyn's shit and fails). so. yea. my point is they argue a lot at first lol! but they become great friends once celyn learns teamwork and communication and andrale loosens up a little

whenever she does fire magic she makes the flames hot enough for them to turn blue, purely for the aesthetic. she also enjoys other ways of showing off with her magic and she was Very competitive in the circle. she simply had to be the best in her class and let the other students know that she was above them. most of her fellow students could not stand her because of this <3

[scrunkly-cherry]

INTRODUCTION, BECAUSE I NEVER MADE ONE AND MY POSTING SEEMS INCONSISTENT!

(last change: 01/21 2024)

Hi! You can either call me cherry, fynx or squidbot! I mostly do art, edits, shitposts, headcanons or repost-spam :p

I'm mostly a traditional artist, but I feel like I'm getting better and better at doing digital stuff too (I'd say my digital stuff is even better, considering coloring and lightning). Either way I still suck at backgrounds.

The stuff I post includes:

My OCs. I might not be the best at explaining stuff and doing bios about them but - I like to talk about them :3 (includes a lot of Fandom-OC Stuff too btw!)

My fandoms - Atm the only one I'm daily active in is Splatoon, but I also like Sonic (no preference in games or universes, but I really like Boom) and the Borderlands-Series (especially Tales From)

Video Games I've recently started

Random thoughts

Headcanons for both OCs and Fandoms

Other Facts about me:

My favorite part of Splatoon are the Idols and Story Mode - My favorite Idol Group are the Squid Sisters and my favorite Idols in general are Callie, Frye and Marina <3

OBSESSED with futuristic aesthetics. Most of my OC-Verses take place in the future and feature robots and androids (WHICH I AM ALSO OBSESSED WITH.)

I love cats

BYF-Criteria:

I'm kind of-... stupid when it comes to how Tumblr works. Idk how to properly reply to reblogs and stuff. So if I do anything wrong, that's why :"D

I post a lot, and I mean A LOT of filler stuff. I sadly always forget the queue tag, but others I Tag accordingly, so if you wanna see specific stuff, look in the tags I use!

I do oc x canon, rarepairs, if I wasn't a coward even crosship - as long as it's not illegal, I see no problem with it, but it's completely okay of you're not on board with it! I'll tag posts like these accordingly.

DNI (although there's not much):

Basic DNI-criteria, duh

People that still partake in cringe culture

"Art Lore"-People

I don't have much else. Don't be a dick ig?

That's mostly all, thanks for reading <3

Have this sloppy edit of my last 5 Splatfests so far:

[lover-of-classic-lit]

Hello people!

*plays this is me*

I'm ada and here is facts about me that you do not need to know but will have to see!

FOR ALL YOU ADULTS OUT THERE I AM A MINOR. ANY SEXUAL ADVANCES WILL BE REPORTED.

dni if you want anything sexual from me or if you fetishize any of the things i am (ace, queer, indian, MINOR)

> agender, omniromantic and asexual

>any pronouns!!

>I really love classic lit! I also enjoy YA and fantasy, so if you like those come talk to me

>my fandoms include Project Sekai, dead plate, Gatsby, BSD, and theress sooo much more!!!

>if you don't know one of my fandoms feel free to ask??

>hobbies are reading, writing, drawing and singing

>I'm indian. yes asian indian not native american "indian" that happens soo fucking often

>I have horrible fucking grammar

>I'm in school a lot and have longggg extracurriculars...

>please talk to me im fucking bored like 24/7

>if you follow me be prepared i spam... a lot.

>my ao3 is adasflowerss

btw i’m working on tags for my posts but my current ones are:

>mandatory reblog - things that i’ve seen on pinterest or things i find funny

>polls - fuckin obvious i feel

>mutuals - this one is for when i talk to my friend @babygirlnumberone

>yapping noises continue - this is more recent but it’s basically all of the posts I make/reactions to being tagged. or whatever. (i don’t have the energy to change older ones rn soooo)

(go say hi to them)

yeah that’s all

byeeeee

credit for images goes to @babygirlnumberone, @laniemae and @kafus-art

[neptunevasilias]

Pinned post below 🌌💙

Basic info:

Chris, 20, he/him, transmasc/mlm/asexual, white, USAmerican

My main blog is @doctor-ciel

I don’t mind spam likes/reblogs, in fact PLEASE DO. I mostly reblog because I like to curate fanart. I do this for myself but also so that other people can look through my tags.

I used to have the url @/scathing-eyes, I changed it back in 2020 when the old owner gave it to me. That was so long ago that I doubt many people even recognize me as that url, but since I think the old owner of this url had at least a moderately sizable following(it’s hard to tell follower count on tumblr), I like to have this clarification somewhere that’s easy to see.

RWBY info:

Been a fan since the V4/5 hiatus

I am The Neptune/Seamonkeys/Team SSSN Guy. I know most people don’t care about or like Neptune, I’m fine with that

I I haven’t watched any of the Justice League stuff, or ice queendom, or anything else that came out after volume 8 except for volume 9, the V9 animatic, and RWBY Beyond. I also haven’t read the manga or the comics. I haven’t finished Roman Holiday. I have, of course, read After the Fall and Before the Dawn, you could also call me The Before The Dawn Guy (that book sucks btw. I’ve read it several times)

Most of my blog is reblogs. I especially like to reblog old fanart and fanart of obscure characters/ships

On that note, I have a tagging system but sometimes I only come back later to tag posts properly. I’m on-and-off working through my archive and fixing everything, but there are upwards of 13,000 posts here

I use this emoji ☀️ on all SSSNN-related posts because I like being able to browse all the posts on my favorite guys at once

I’m not a RWDE blog, but I sometimes post and reblog criticism because RWBY, like any work, is flawed (although it is especially so). Blacklist the tag “rwde”

I don’t really interact with the larger fandom, and I don’t use any other social media, so a lot of discourse flies over my head. By nature as The Team SSSN Guy, a lot of discourse has nothing to do with me anyway

I sometimes reblog art of my friend’s OC, Roan Wood, and their friend’s OC, Nicole Vermillion

Personal projects:

I run @rwby-heritageposts, but it’s on hiatus right now until I get a better idea of what I’m doing with it

Ever since 2020 (before then, really) I’ve been developing a fanfic for Team SSSN. It started out as a post-V6 fic, then when Before the Dawn came out it turned into a rewrite of the book, but it’s gradually become a rewrite/extended canon of SSSN’s entire timeline. God willing, I will publish it someday. If you want to see what it will look like stylistically, I’ve posted a long excerpt here and a short excerpt here

Over the years I’ve also mentioned writing a meta about seamonkeys/SSSN. Nothing of the sort has been posted yet. I kept scrapping and rewriting it, then for a while gave up on it entirely. Now I’m compiling everything I’ve ever said about them on discord, with the intention to use it as notes to finally, for real, write The Big Seamonkeys Meta. As of right now that document is almost 200 pages long and I’m nowhere near compiling everything.

[reynie-muldoons]

"A Gold Bar in Fort Knox" Liveblog!

Good morninggg. It's early here, but not very bright 😂 there's been a lot of fog the past few days.

Today's a fun day because season 4 of The Dragon Prince came out today too!! I can't wait to consume all of it and spam reblog things from the tag LMAO.

Anywaaay, I have some hot tea and brekkie, so it's new episode time. Spoilers under the cut :)

1:08 oh shit here we go, water polo raid

1:20 I bet they're above, like clinging to the wall or something

1:38 LMAO THEYRE DANGLING????

1:40 theme music my beloved

2:37 are they in like the boiler room?? That's kinda sick

2:50 OHHH are they plants?? Did Curtain's goons put them on the boat???

2:56 ayy same brain Reynie

3:12 Constance says "have faith in yourself". You go bbg 😂

3:36 they're just going to stay in the boiler room?? Do they realize how dangerous that could be, or how easy it would be for them to be spotted if a crew member came down for maintenance???

3:47 Constance has seen things

3:54 AYYYY blorbo

4:00 number two baby I love you but why are you going through the trash

4:08 both. both are correct. It's a scientific breakthrough that relies on manipulation

4:26 he's like "why, just why" 😂😂

4:34 LMAO why doesnt he want to tunnel? Do I detect some claustrophobia, hmm? 🧐

4:39 mold? Okay RE Village

4:49 HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO GROW MOLD IN EVERY BUILDING LMFAOOO

4:59 "I didn't sign anything 🤨" LMAO TRUE ENOUGH BABE

5:01 okay but "troubling, but clever" describes SO MUCH of this show hahahaha

5:11 bestie..... I hate to break it to you........ but he is simply not interested in things that arent control

5:35 "to show how much of a genius he was" early signs of narcissism maybe? Cause that's the vibes I'm picking up

5:46 I think I see where this is going. Mr B desperately wants to get through to Curtain, Curtain ends up getting him in a vulnerable place, ends converting him to the fake happiness shtick. Please let me be wrong

5:55 "well that was on his turf." "SO IS THIS." she has a point there dude 😂

6:03 CO👏🏻RRECT👏🏻

6:08 "and I would love to find a phone" number two wants to scroll on that dash 😂

6:10 "Rhonda and Milligan must be sick with worry" I know that's what she meant but it made me laugh all the same

6:21 ohhhh nooooo. NOOOO. "At least Rhonda and Milligan are at home, away from danger." NOOOOOO

6:26 HARD cut to the blimp in a storm 😂

6:39 Milligan my love your original arrival was set to be 25 hours ahead of the kids, I think you'll be okay with a slight delay

6:49 Miss Perumal, as always, you are lovely and composed despite being full of worry

7:03 RHONDA MY BELOVED 😂😂😂 You truly know someone's character from the way they treat service workers!!!

7:08 I love her so much ahshdjjd

7:11 every shot of this ship is just fucking gorgeous

7:17 okay if the sugar was so all-important WHY LEAVE IT OUTSIDE DUDE LMAO

7:43 the speed check comes back to bite them!!

7:49 he looks genuinely scared to deliver this news 😬

8:03 low blood sugar, a faltering marriage, and liens on his big shit. Poor guy. btw I looked up "lien", it's basically legal rights to keep something, like a mortgage

8:17 awwwww. they're adorable. protect them at all costs

8:56 oh dang, they stumbled upon the crew's party space!

9:05 "Constance wants a taste" LMAO KID

9:18 "the inflation rate in Portugal is alarming" lmao kid the inflation rate *here* is alarming too

9:18 what money are they even going to gamble though?? Surely they're starting with pocket change

9:39 oh my gosh the chips 😂

10:23 the crew with those sly looks. These kids are about to wreck house LMAO

10:29 DEATH OR GLORY

11:11 not gonna lie I know almost nothing about gambling so this is a little over my head

11:34 sunglasses? Wow, he saw the cards from the reflection on his eyes, that's impressive

11:57 I had two reactions to reading "Enzo's pies & pastries":

1. Stranger Things date night with Hopper and Joyce 🥺

2. MOOCHO?????

12:09 okay it's kinda sick that number two blends in with the lemons so well

12:20 another interview? And was that SQ on stage???

12:27 it was not SQ 🙃

12:33 "we've been expecting you" well that's concerning

12:47 their wardrobe choices are just. Strange

13:07 I think I just gagged

13:24 two things:

1. Every time we cut to Milligan I think about how good he looks in general. Well kept in that cute suit. He just looks nice.

2. WORRIED DAD IS WORRIED

13:36 awwww Rhondaaaa

13:48 "I am not scared" you fooled me 😂

13:57 "is a gold bar scared in Fort Knox?" ROLL CREDITS! Kind of!

14:09 and the dam breaks 🥺 the pain and mutual understanding from both of them makes this a perfect opportunity to open up

14:20 "but I'm learning that worrying is not a form of preparation" I need that tattooed on the backs of my eyelids, maybe then I wouldnt worry so much

14:31 awwwww 🥺🥺

14:49 damn 😂 the captain is becoming his own character at this rate

15:14 ....are they about to maintenance the ship?

15:27 LMAO STICKY

15:49 Sticky out here playing 5D chess

16:08 he's totally right, keeping track of the cards isnt cheating. It's just smart 😂

16:25 LMAO KATE WTFFF

16:52 you know, as much as they're talking about winning money, all they have is the chips. They need to cash out

17:08 Reynie, my love, I know you're trying to make a moral choice but in the long run that's pretty stupid. Also Sticky didnt cheat lol

17:25 they're innocent victims and so are Mr B and Number Two. The kids dont know this, but so are most of the acolytes

17:43 okay fair

17:56 yeahhhh idk how they thought the crew would take this

18:25 LMAO KATE

18:34 what the fuck was that Reynie 😂😂

18:48 yeaaaaahh that's kinda what I expected

19:15 wooow. Okay, not what I expected

19:29 why do I feel like the other boot is going to drop

19:40 wait huh? Did the guy just give them cash?

19:50 LMAO at least they have actual money instead of just chips

19:57 "you're an insult to real water polo players everywhere" KATE HAHAHA I bet she's been waiting to say that

20:23 "everything has an end, only a sausage has two" is that an actual German saying, can anyone confirm

20:33 ayooo this is the actual perfect time for Cannonball to find them

20:42 poor guy 😂😂

21:02 and there it is

21:27 STOP MR B'S FACE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

21:52 HIS FACE LMAOOO. Apparently they clap at everything

22:20 "you have no idea who my parents are, do you?" He doesnt and neither does anyone else, so I'm all ears

22:40 I cant tell what's true and what's bullshit with her 😂😂

23:13 "the raw, terrifying beauty of nature's power" NOT HELPFUL CAP

23:19 oh shit. They're not making it to Lisbon, are they?

23:33 whooooa. So not only are they making an emergency landing, they're tossing everyone's stuff. RIP

23:53 the kids have officially met Captain Noland!! I've been waiting for this

23:59 "like rats." I dont like how he said that 😬

24:40 damn, are they about to bargain their maintenance services to dodge maritime court?

25:06 hey, play your cards. Cant hurt to try

25:22 "get us to Lisbon on time, and you go free" daaaaamn. Captain Noland is putting a lot of faith in them, considering this job means so much to him

25:35 the fruit 😂😂

25:50 what happened to "I moved on" hmmm? Hmmmmmm? 🧐 bitch

25:57 whoooa I did NOT like the shifting of his eyes over to Mr B. Super subtle but incredibly effective

26:16 fucking weirdo. Bye

26:36 LMAO IS SHE BUSTING HERSELF OUT IN THE PIE TRUCK

26:52 NICE

26:57 oh good grief they had to do this at night too. Get ready for a jump scare

27:21 daaaamn. Weird, eery.. I guess we'll find out what's going on later?

27:34 eughhh.

27:35 ugh he's doing the thing again with the rods and cones bs

27:47 okay I dont like that mr b is listening like that. Please dont get got

27:49 NO DONT LOOK AT HIM DONT DO IT EUGHGGJ

28:01 NOOO. NOOOOOOOO

28:12 oh shit they got there on time!! Cap looks good in the cap

28:16 OOOH THEY GOT THERE EARLY??? DANG!

28:24 one of those suitcases has the kids in it :) like for sure

28:47 ayyyy, there they are. That was smart!

28:50 awww the hand :) she's not going to accept but the gesture is there

29:00 god that was so sweet

29:04 AWWWW

29:16 AYYYY MARITIME JOB OFFERRRR

29:26 THE SALUTE

29:31 I'm sad to see him go, I want to know more about him!!

29:42 oh THATS why she stole fruit 😂

30:04 them 😂😂😂 give me that sibling dynamic

30:36 fair enough Kate LMAO

30:49 "Mr Benedict is not strong. he's a glass house held together by desperate optimism." Two things:

1. Standing tall and keeping yourself from crumbling when you're constantly in a state of self-sabotage seems like a form of strength to me. It takes so much to keep yourself going when it feels impossible to

2. Damn, she knows him really fucking well 😂

30:55 "that guy? Again?" I mean all of the passengers did have the same docking point, so yeah 😂

30:58 "must be hard to see" she knows he's jealous 🥺

31:08 omg did Sticky talk Reynie up??

31:11 OMG HE DIDDDDD

31:13 HIS BEST FRIEEEEND

31:26 AWWWWWWW

31:28 oh lord here we go again

31:37 this guy again! I dont remember his name

31:44 well yeah, that usually happens when someone's missing

31:48 ohhh I Dont Like that he's using their title, that shows respect for them, which means he's taking their threat seriously. Yikes.

32:04 yep. Yep. It's weird, and he's weird, and unfortunately, he's taking it seriously.

32:12 "I respect them deeply. Deeply enough to... treat them without mercy." BELGUHDOWHDHD EUGHH

32:19 ayyyy this is where the Portuguese on his name card comes into play!

32:21 dang he was really just in plain sight

32:26 I dont like that we cant see the driver

32:44 NO WHY IS HE SMILING DONT PROVE ME RIGHT

32:48 NOOO ITS OVER??? NOOOOOO

Okay I'm fucking shook??? You mean to tell me we have to wait a whole ass WEEK to find out what the hell's happening? Something something the driver works for Curtain, something something Number Two breaks out just to break back in, something something the adults have to improvise

Ahsjdjdjd 🥴 welp, time to scream and theorize. See y'all in discord, love you byeeee

[lilolilyr]

Tagged ages ago by I don't know who for Ao3 stats!

How many fandoms have you written for?

Uuh. Um. So many that it only barely fits in two screenshots even on my new bigger phone? XD

I'm on 517 fics btw, 526 counting stuff that's been posted on anon (you can find that number if you're member of a collection and click 'people' on said collection)

What's your favorite fic on your Ao3?

Would still have to be my Andromaquynh longfic In Your Stead <3 though I'm currently working on a Mirandy podfic project that might take its place! Still, not my own fic, but I already love the voice acting I get to do there :)

Have you posted elsewhere? If yes, which of those fics is your favorite?

Uhh most is cross-posted to Ao3 anyway? I think some ficlets on @floreleine might not be... (Btw if you haven't yet, watch Gunpowder Milkshake it's awesome!)

How many bookmarks do you have on Ao3?

1574 bookmarks! Lots of them probably on private tho, check out my account and tell me how many you see there, I'm too lazy to log off and in again xD I tend to bookmark as, well, actual page marker bookmarks as well as use it as a 'read later' function as well as marking fics I've already read and writing me notes on what I liked or didn't like about them or whether they might be triggering for me in ways not tagged, warning me to only re-read with with caution, that kind of thing... I also bookmark a lot of external works so I have them saved all in one place, bc while I have a livejournal and I think also ffnet account I don't rly use them and I wouldn't even know how to bookmark stuff there...

Plus as recommendations for others! I love the rec function, I've got 175 public recs at the moment, so check it out if you're looking for new reading material :)

...so all in all, my bookmarks are steadily growing xD

How many unread comments do you have?

253 🙈🙈🙈 I'm sorryy!!! In my defence there are always some where I'm like 'ill reply when the sequel's up' and then I never write that xD probably half are still unread bc of that... Rest is some I just love looking at, some so long I love getting them but I don't have the energy to respond in kind and feel like just replying 'thanks' would be cheap idk, and some recent ones just uhh laziness

(they're of course all read though!!! It's just the function called unread bc they're unanswered and I haven't marked them read without answering, I only do that for replies, but I have read every single one <3 thank you commenters I love you!)

Any subscriptions?

6 pages full of author and series subs from way back 2014-2016 🙈 I'm not doing it anymore and I'm Trying to get rid of them but it's so much work adsfghjkl (I still want to keep them somewhere so I click the series/a fic of the author and bookmark it with the tag 'subscription tag' to know I formerly had subscribed/would have subscribed if I still used that function - I just want to get rid of the email spam because that damn thing already completely murdered one email address, and I've switched my ao3 account to another email and that's slowly dying as well now lmfao and I Never check those emails I just check my bookmarks anyway so it's all very useless to me)

Any favorite tags?

I clicked favorite on a bunch of ship tags, whenever I was reading basically just that one ship and wanted it close on hand I added one and never removed them, they're McDanno, Milippa Prime, ClintCoulson, Ineffable Spouses and Andromaquynh

@poemsingreenink @glassbearclock @falyakonmp3 @incloudines @kla1991 @viharistenno @pers-books @xvnot15 @kaorimaxwell-blog @startrekgeorgiouery @danisnotmyname @lavendelhummel & any other mutuals and friends, feel free to do this if you want to, and you can also have a look at the other tagging memes I did lately, feel tagged in any you want to do!

Questions for easy copying: How many fandoms have you written for? What's your favorite fic on your Ao3? Have you posted elsewhere?If yes, which of those fics is your favorite? How many bookmarks do you have on Ao3? How many unread comments do you have? Any subscriptions? Any favorite tags?

[oceanic-recollection]

here's the obligatory rules post!

sorted by basic stuff that's on most blogs and EVIL stuff that's NOT ALWAYS MENTIONED

the tl;dr is be respectful please , but if you want to you can go ahead and read it regardless!

i use the bold to make it easier for people with ADHD/DDD and such to read, ! yeah

basic stuff

for like stuff I see on every blog. still important reading but you can skim a bit more it's ok

that thing you see everywhere. if you're a bigot go explode your preferred body part and then go on a journey of self discovery before coming back to me

unlike most other blogs , im chill w you sending suggestive asks here..please make sure to only send suggestive asks to my ocs who are old enough (if you aren't sure feel free to ask in dms) and id also prefer if mostly only friends sent me anything Really suggestive.

do not send any asks that contain jokes about or references to pedophilia or incest.

if I don't like your ask im hitting you with THE BAT.thank you!

M!As and giving physical gifts to my ocs is always allowed and honestly encouraged!!!

additionally, oc interaction is COOL AS FUCKING HELL!!!! this also includes canon au interaction! if you want a proper RP w any of my mobile iterators or anyone in group oceanic, check out @oceanremnants

please don't take everything I say here as canon to the games!!! I have a lot of specmech and specbio stuff and i dont know 112% of the story yet so i sometimes say things that Just Aren't True one way or another. if you're curious abt in canon stuff, check out the wiki or ask my blog @threedeliciousflavors !!

sending spam asks is completely okay!!! this blog is low stakes fun for me and I like answering a lot of asks at once

evil rules

for all the ECIL rules that are EVIL and not super regular

referring to any of my ocs, or any canon characters, as "chonky" or "larg" or any actively negative or infantalizing descriptor term for "fat" will get you blocked immediately. idc!

if one of my ocs sets a boundary in character, even if i do not state i am setting it in the tags,.please follow it!

everything here is more or less canon t my oc au unless specifically stated otherwise or it would actively contradict smth else (M!As can be explained prolly I'll try to do that . later

if you mention interactions between my ocs with others ocs , you get a free 1 affection of your choice

resending asks that have been asked in the past to characters that didn't answer them would be cool....... btw.....

all of the ocs in my rw toyhouse folders are askable and interactible at any given time!! keeping this in mind, however, I generally will answer for them in the current timeframe of whatever rp I am focusing on

please try to avoid mentioning irl stuff!

ans th most IMPRTrule....

gay men

[glorified-red]

Classify the boys as they types of fanfic writers you've encountered. :))))

Thank you so much for the request! Don't think I have to tell you how much it means to me to open up my Tumblr and see 10 asks sitting in my inbox.

The BatBoys as Fanfic Writers on Tumblr

word count: 1100~

warnings: none

Dick Grayson: The Popular One

Mostly known for his AU’s because he comes up with completely original AU’s no ones ever even considered writing about

Focuses more on plot rather than feelings, very dialogue heavy

Has done a coffee shop AU

Probably a mermaid AU if you dig deep enough

He likes to go into detail about minute things in his storyline that have nothing to do with the plot but it makes the read much more interesting

Longest taglist ever

Gets plenty of asks asking to be put on his taglist and he's always super sweet when answering them

Very, very interactive fanbase

Spends hours making headers just because it looks cool

Uses pretty dividers

His master list is so aesthetically pleasing you could stare at it for hours, probably even has a key

Dick doesn't like posting regularly, instead he likes to post whenever he has the time or feels like it

Makes up for lack of new content by reblogging things

Reblogs like a champ and WILL spam reblog

Leaves an insane amount of nice comments on every fic he reads

If he follows your blog you have his profile pic memorized because he likes to interact incredibly often 

Super bright pfp that's easily memorizable

Does not mind doing a face reveal

Huge following and very popular

Insane amount of mutuals and their biggest supporter 

Always does tag games and tags like twenty people

Super long bio

Jason Todd: The Realist

Has a “Dark Blog”

Jason likes to bring awareness to real world situations through his writing so it can get dark real quick on his blog

Makes sure to tag thoroughly and has plenty of warnings throughout his blog

Mood-boards Mood-boards Mood-boards Mood-boards

Probably doesn't use dividers but uses ----- or ~~~~

NSFW blog but super kinky that his summary/warnings can be a whole story in itself

Puts his own poetry up ONCE and his fanbase begged him for more because it was so good

Regularly has a poetry night where his fans can send some of their poetry in and Jason will give advice/react/add on etc

Has a horny night right after just to spite his followers

Jason has two separate blogs, one dark and one is a casual one for ‘normal’ fics so his fans can stay comfortable

Probably has a cheesy name for his dark blog like “After Hours” or “Dark Mode”

His profile picture is an aesthetic picture like smoke or a gun on his dark blog and the colors are just inverted on his light blog due to laziness

A good amount of followers but they’re all really interactive and act like a small family circle

Doesn't do tag games

He has like 3 mutuals he regularly talks to and one of them is an irl friend

Likes to remind his followers to drink water or go eat at random but then is the one to get snarky with them or bonk them on the head for getting too horny in his inbox

Writes about feelings a lot, goes very in depth to what his characters are feeling at any given moment, physically and mentally

Has his pronouns in his bio

Tim Drake: The Original Novelist

Very elaborate writer

Sucks at dialogue but makes up for it with his lore and descriptions

Does a ton of original work, has like ten original series’ in his master list with more than fifteen parts each

Makes his own worlds with his own lore but adds in the characters because he still wants to write for his fandom

Basically an author already

Uses words you have to google sometimes

Requests are closed and doesn't respond to feedback in his inbox but secretly rereads them

Tim’s master list is intricate with multiple links to other master lists

Pretty basic/boring headers/dividers to not distract from the links

Posts at random, can go a month or two without posting a fic and then posts nothing but fics for a week straight

Too scared to reblog things at first, barely ever likes things either

Uses the tags very often to scream into the void

Reblogs things that has nothing to do with the fandom he writes for that you'll get whiplash every time you open his blog from how random it can be

On the rare occasions Tim does comment or reblog, he’ll quote a specific line from the fic and scream about how good it was

His profile pic is a random ass photo he liked one day and refuses to change it even if it has nothing to do with his fandom

Refuses to do a face reveal but does post cosplay photos with his face blurred or a mask on

Decent following and only popular because of one original series that blew up

Tim had a few mutuals and hypes them up in private so he can tell them each and every moment he enjoyed in their fic

Does tag games but always says “I tag whoever wants to do this” because he never knows who to tag

His bio is literally just his masterlist because he has a separate bio in there

Damian Wayne: The Conversationist 

Mainly does headcanons but when he does sit down and write, its hella long and very well thought out

Loves writing body language and going into depth about the flaws of his characters

His writing is not fancy at first but its very immersive - one line in and you can easily picture everything, very good at imagery

Damian opens his askbox for headcanons from his followers and will disprove them with facts or add on with his version of canon 

Amazingly good at characterization as if he wrote the character himself 

No headers, he only uses titles

He doesn't even see the point in dividers until someone shows him then he decides to makes his own (insanely good btw)

Posts on a regular schedule to the point that you don't even need his notifs on, you can just open your phone on a certain and know Damian posted

Does not reblog things, its his own blog so why should he reblog other people's things? 

Strictly a writing blog so its very easy to scroll through and see nothing but fics

He has his pet as his profile picture

Not the biggest follower count but he doesn't care about it, he came to write nothing else

No mutuals, only people he knows of and interacts with but does not consider them mutuals

His bio is super simple, just “Writer of __ fandom”

Taglist ♡

@anothertimdrakestan

@bungunz

@red-hood-redemption​

[mikrokyla]

““let’s fuck” best friend tiktok” headcannons

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iwaizumi hajime

okay so you saw this tiktok where this girl texted her best friend saying “let’s fuck” to see what he would say to test if he was really just your best friend

so you decided to test it on your best friend, iwaizumi

you honestly had a crush on your best friend because who wouldn’t have a crush on the iwaizumi hajime 🙂😋

so you were hoping you wouldn’t get anything to hopeful but you definitely weren’t expecting this:

“just wait” WAIT FOR WHAT BITCH???? you’re literally sitting on your couch waiting for… you don’t even KNOW what you’re waiting for

being annoying and impatient af, you spam iwaizumi asking him what’s he planning but he doesn’t respond

but earlier, as soon as he read your text his heart (and probably something else 😏) jumped

he played it cool by just saying “alright” but this dude was flustered af

when he saw that you were just testing him, you wanna know what he fucking did?

he fucking smirked and thought to himself:

‘i’m gonna ruin you.’

so honestly i think we all know where this about to go 😏😏

hearing the sudden knock on your door, you quickly get up to answer the door and you definitely weren’t expecting to see the face of your best friend

“hajime? what are you doing here? wait, are you going to kill me?” you ask, dumbfounded

iwaizumi rolls his eyes as he cups your face and presses his lips onto yours

“let’s fuck.” he says in between kisses

“bu-but my roommate will be coming home soon-“ you stutter, the only thing on your mind is iwaizumi hajime kissing you and not even the fact that he actually wants to fuck you

“then let’s make it quick.”

NSFW!

“Was that all just a joke or do you really want to fuck?” Iwaizumi asks as he uses his fingers to pleasure you. Being too immersed in the pleasure of his fingers, you don’t answer his question. He pulls his fingers away from your womanhood. “Answer me.”

You groan when he pulls his fingers away and you look at him, frowning. He raises his eyebrows, waiting for a response. “I thought we were gonna make this quick.”

“So you want to fuck?” Iwaizumi says. You sigh and frown at him more, knowing he just wants to hear you beg for his cock. He smiles seeing you get frustrated and puts his hands on your hips, getting ready to put it in. “Do you want me to put it in?”

“Yes.” You moan out loud. “Please put it in, please fuck me.”

Hearing those words come out of your mouth doesn’t make him hesitate to put his dick inside you all at once, making you exclaim his name loudly. Like he promised, he’s making this a quick round with his steady pace and making you feel good in all the right places—not to mention you’re both extremely turned on right now.

But god, he’s fucking ruining you. You’re glad your roommate hasn’t arrived home yet or else they would’ve heard everything basically—from Iwaizumi’s explicit words to the sound of his skin hitting yours as he thrusts in you.

“Hajime..” You say breathlessly, his name the only thing you’re able to say right now.

“Fuck..” He cusses, getting closer to his orgasm. “You look so pretty despite how fucking wrecked you are right now.”

You clamp your hand over your mouth to stop yourself from making anymore noises because it’s too much for you and his compliment did not help with trying not to lose your mind. Iwaizumi pulls your hand away from your mouth and says:

“Let me hear you.”

“Hajime.” You whine. “I want to cum, please.”

He nods his head and fastens his pace, closing his eyes as he throws his head back. “Y/n, fuck you feel so good.”

“Hajime, fuck, I’m cumming!” You exclaim as you reach your high, your nails clawing at his arms. Your moans don’t stop when he keeps going.

“I’m sorry, baby- I’m almost there, just..” He trails off to a moan as he reaches his orgasm. “Are you okay?” He asks out of breath, removing the excess strands of hair from your face. When you nod your head he slowly pulls out then leans down to kiss your cheek. You move your head so you can kiss him on the lips and he smiles, kissing you over and over again.

“We should do this often.” Iwaizumi mutters against your lips.

“Yeah. If you take me out on a date as well.”

“Okay.” He sits up and gathers his clothes, putting them back on. “Fucking can be a bonus after all our dates.” He says, looking back at you from the edge of the bed and smiling. “C’mon, get dressed before your roommate comes home.”

You frown, still wanting more kisses, so you move to sit behind him and place your hand on his cheek to make him look at you. Then you kiss him again, this time slipping your tongue inside his mouth. You slightly moan when his tongue swirls in your mouth and he presses his lips harder in yours. He then pushes you back down on the bed and you both continue making out for a while until your roommate comes back home.

“Y/n! I’m home!” Your roommate exclaims.

You suddenly pull away and rush to get changed. Iwaizumi watches you, laughing. “I told you to get dressed” He says as he finally puts on his shirt since he didn’t get the chance to when you started kissing him.

“Shut up.” You blush, getting changed in a hurry. After getting dressed, you leave the room to greet your roommate.

“Hi, Y/n! Were you sleeping?” She asks.

“Um.. no..” You reply, fiddling with your fingers.

“What were you doing then- oh, I see.” She says, grinning at you when she sees Iwaizumi walk up next to you. “Did you two have fun?”

Your face heats up and you walk to the kitchen to get some water. “What do you mean?” You say, acting clueless.

“Don’t try to hide it, Y/n! You two never go to your room when you’re just hanging out!” Your roommate teases you. “Right, Iwaizumi?”

You cover your face in embarrassment with your hair and grab Iwaizumi’s arm, leading him to the front door. “You should leave before she attacks you with weird questions.”

“Okay.” Iwaizumi smiles. “Should I pick you up tomorrow then?”

“For what?”

“Our date, stupid. What else?”

“Did Iwaizumi just say ‘date’?!” Your roommate exclaims.

You roll your eyes and say to Iwaizumi, “Okay, you can pick me up.”

“Okay.” He replies and leans in to give you one last kiss before leaving. “Bye.” He says as he walks away.

“Bye..” You say, covering your face so he won’t see the blush and smile on your face.

Testing your best friend with that tiktok seemed to be a good idea after all.

end. 1,169 words.

masterlist

{taglist: @oikawalmartt @parkersvibes @makkihoe @chaelysian @hamsterfan17 @nekoma-hoe @90s-belladonna @ochabby @hqsks @lilacshouko @sehunosh @ggukiefrappe @suna-allie @smellybananaz @trxsmaii @anhphunnnn @kageyamauwu1 @kynyta @parisaanelia @cactuski6 @idiot-juice-enthusiast @fait-de-fleurs @mirakeul @fallingw-angel @namyari @jaxneedshelp @strawhbeariesss @ynjimenez @playboy-kozume note: btw, if you only just wanted to be in the why try taglist, please inform me so ik not to tag you in any of my oneshots/hc’s again lol}

[radiorenjun]

Grand announcement ❗❗❗

Yep you read that right and no this is not a joke, unfortunately.

Honestly is it that much of a surprise?

Um I don't know when I'm actually going to post this or if I will post this considering I've been debating on whether i should actually take time off of not. But depending on the date I post this, its either going to be one of two reasons or both.

LETS GO WITH THE POSITIVE ONE FIRST SHALL WE?

First of all, Happy Ramadan! My maids going back to her old village for the holidays so I'm going to have to assist my parents in babysitting more til she gets back. Therefore I will be too busy to post or update. Or maybe my parents plan an unexpected vacation or something and I'll be too busy to communicate with anyone on my phone.

Edit: I take it back my mom fired her when she caught some cigarette ashes in her room today (my maid went back to her village yesterday btw) and now we gonna get a temporary one that comes and goes everyday at the end of Ramadan LMFAOOO more chores for me then

Also, im posting this to just inform everyone I'll be okay and I'll return somewhere in the end of May or the beginning of June considering I promised a few moots to voice call then. Man, it feels weird speaking all serious like this. It feels even weirder that I'm not even using capslock lmfao.

Okay the other reason. Im not really thrilled to think that it's finally drove me up so far i have to take a break from everything.

If you can't tell from how I've been on and off lately uh like my mental health is getting bad. Like really really bad?

I won't go into much details but for safety stuff here's your trigger warning for ED, SH, Depression, Nightmares, etc. If you don't want to read this part you can scroll down until you see some random red statement I'll write later so you can see what I have to say before i leave.

Uh okay where do I start. To sum it all up basically, my mental health is in absolute ruins? At the moment?? Uh... It's been the worst it has been in the past three to four years? I don't know anymore. I can't sleep properly because I keep having nightmares of past su1c1d3 attempts and the outcome of actually succeeding. I can't eat properly anymore. My SH habits and my anxiety is coming back (every beginning of every month though so it wasn't as bad as way way when this started) and I trying my best to stop it again. I'm almost a month clean but I doubt that I can last more than that again because everything seems to get worse and worse. I cry myself to sleep because of my thoughts being so fucked up. I tried coming forward with this so many times to my parents and my teachers but they won't believe me, i can't do anything anymore except try to get better by myself. I can't bring myself to communicate with anyone anymore knowing full well that the only thing that's keeping me alive at this moment is socializing. I keep having flashbacks of when older men stalked me everywhere I went in the past. I lie awake knowing that nothing can bring me comfort except seeing that one idol who you all probably know by now. Im literally depending on him to keep me together during the day it's not even funny anymore lmfao.

I have to do endless chores, deal with all of this at once, catch up on two semesters worth of materials for my new school, deal with my graduation ceremony which is coming around this month or next month? Somehow I developed some type of anger issues the past year so haha that's great yuh no.

To stop you from worrying, no, I don't have suicidal tendencies anymore but I don't exactly have something to be thrilled living for. I'm just vibin in life at this point lmao

I'm just tired. I'm really really tired. Id lie awake crying my eyes out while listening to renjun voice audios. I'm tired of crying all the time and I'm tired of everything. Im tired of laying in bed overthinking and stressing bout things that wouldnt normally bother as much. I promise I won't do anything stupid

I won't be gone long. I'm not okay at the moment but I will be. Because at the end i need to be okay again. I'm giving myself time to heal again before something gets bad. I promise I'll come back from time to time. I promise I'll be okay again and I'll come back as that happy hyper renjun simp who swears and uses capslock, spamming memes or whatever.

I'm not comfortable opening up about anything that goes beyond too sad in my life so I'm just going to leave it at that

You can stop scrolling now. The triggering part is over.

Thank you for all the moots who decided to cheer me up unknowingly whenever I was having a mental breakdown. Thank you for reading up to here lmfao uh I don't know what to say? God Im a mess.

Dms on both tumblr and discord will be pretty slow. I'm sorry but I'll reply to my asks like a day or two after they're sent. I won't be posting much until June and I'm truly sorry for those who were waiting for the last chapter of idni, im taking this chance to also rethink the ending so I can somehow make it better than I originally planned it literally a year ago.

Damn broken English 101.

As I said before, I'll be okay when I get back. I'll be the happy hyper angie I always was and always will be when I return. I don't know when I'll post this but hopefully I don't haha. You don't have to be worried about me, this happened before and I always come back okay again. I'll be okay, I promise. I'll be back in a month.

Do what yall do and don't forget to tag me whenever you post any renjun fics haha. I'll miss you all, don't forget about me okay? Haha.

I'll be looking forward to writing again and hopefully I'll be mentally and physically healthy then. Hopefully I'll have my motivation in writing back again by then. I'll try my best to commit into getting better and being happy. Plus I wanna start an sm au but rn it doesn't seem very likely haha

I'll be contacting my networks bout this as soon as I post this.

Thank you and see you all later