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zhelin-thames Ā· 7 months ago
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So after "test mission" [Villains + BatFam Chaos]
[Riddler's Lair]
Riddler: Riddle me this, ghost boy— Danny: [interrupting] The answer’s ā€œI don’t care.ā€ Riddler: [spluttering] You didn’t even let me finish! Tim: He does that.
[Joker Tries to Kidnap Danny]
Joker: [grabbing Danny] Now you’re mine, little ghost! Danny: [phases out of his grasp] Nope. Joker: What the—?! Jason: [grinning] Yeah, good luck with that one, Clown.
[BatFam Debrief]
Bruce: You’re reckless. Danny: You’re broody. Bruce: You don’t follow orders. Danny: Neither does Jason. Jason: [smirking] He’s got a point.
[Later, at Wayne Manor]
Danny: [chilling on the couch with Damian] So, does your dad always glare like that? Damian: Always. Danny: And you’re just… okay with it? Damian: You get used to it. Danny: [smirking] I’m just gonna keep floating till he stops.
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vngful Ā· 3 months ago
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This wretched show is making me want a lobotomy
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trixi3dustt Ā· 5 months ago
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Am I wrong for this? … no i don’t think so
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Purelily AND purecacao in one post.. how can it be?!
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LAST POST SCRIPT—i may have been a little obsessed with aphmau in elementary to middle school, might still enjoy it as a guilty pleasure… anyways mystreet season SEVEN is in the works and i will be sitting front row when it comes out
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bullymagnet Ā· 3 months ago
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you did it max !
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straightboyfriend Ā· 1 year ago
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paulthebukkit Ā· 7 months ago
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been a terrible year for Nintendo’s marketing department
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pirateprincessjess Ā· 2 years ago
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Having sausage be my favorite food is so unfair.
It’s totally normal for people to moan and go ā€œohhh that looks amazingā€ when someone cuts into a steak, but suddenly it’s weird when the meat is penis shaped.
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acid-waste Ā· 3 months ago
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I'm sorry but ivypool kill that fraud I don't even care that ivypool didn't get any consequences for this because homeboy before ivypool had to kill him to prove how loyal they were fuck head over here just tried to kill them before
Smoke him ivypool
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destinyc1020 Ā· 2 years ago
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I find it interesting that people are saying "Not my Spider-man" because of Tom's recent TCR episode. Like.. do they not know that both Toby & Andrew played gay characters? So #YESYOURSPIDERMAN LOL
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That's funny.... cuz Andrew is so FREE with his sexuality that he's kissed men plenty of times in interviews and such, and it's not even for a film role! Rofl šŸ˜† šŸ˜†
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ekconstantine Ā· 3 months ago
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"I assume Tom is the father?" - not a lot, just forever by Adrianne Lenker
I decided that over Spring Break either another chapter was gonna get written, or an edit would be made. These are the results. My first viewing of the whole Agnes arc really set me off kilter in regards to Liz and Red's relationship. I felt the plot line so forced and it just left an extremely sour taste in my mouth. codeword for I was really pissed Then I was introduced to the amazing concept of Agnesgate and it made me view it in a much better light. Also it's pretty amazing how many of these scenes I have memorized but have absolutely no idea what context they're in.
You can thank the shipping container for being my inspiration for this edit.
So, in regards to how I view the whole Agnes situation, contrary to some belief, I think Elizabeth always knew to an extent who Agnes' actual father was. But the fear of actually admitting it to herself was stronger than wanting to give Red a chance to be a father. So Elizabeth went with the 'safer' choice in her attempt for normalcy. Look how well that turned out *insert Cuba kidnapping here*
Fuck you Tom Keen. Side note: I couldn't believe it when he actually died. I thought I was being punked like no way this show did something right for once???
Of course, Red always knew the truth, but he never would've contradicted the validity of what Liz decided to tell everyone. LIKE CMON MAN IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES "I assume Tom is the father?" MAKE ANY SENSE IF THAT WAS THE ONLY PERSON SHE WAS WITH??? I'll die on this hill I don't care. Also her lack of "yes" speaks louder than anything else she could've said.
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And the way Red treats Agnes... I'll never forgive you NBC for robbing that man of his little girl.
I won't give too much serious discussion into it because I'm not as well versed with all the evidence as I should be. Just some food for thought.
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alloraiona Ā· 16 days ago
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*FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT*
If you haven’t seen it yet, scroll on (feel free to come back to this after you see it)
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RIP Erik, you would’ve loved this album title
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trexalicious Ā· 1 year ago
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The UnSussexfulls can say whatever they want, there is no lost check! All companies incorporated in the State of Delaware are required to file an Annual Report along with a filing fee of $25. The letter clearly states they need to file their 990 annual report AND a check so they submitted nothing for 2022. The 990 reports are a pain if you have a lot of contributors and/or outgoing distributions (donations out)* but Archwell doesn't. They could have used a 990N or 990EZ form that shouldn't have taken more than an hour or two to complete...but they have NO staff to compile it. If the Delaware Secretary of State functions like most states, they received a delinquency letter every quarter. Additionally, Delaware requires a yearly Franchise Tax Payment ($250-$300 depending on if it's an LLC or Corp). If all of these conditions are not met within two years, the company is automatically dissolved. I think they are hoping it will be shut down and that they can move away from the failure that is Archwell (like how they have archwell.com redirect to the new sussex.com). I truly believe that Rachel stupidly thinks if Archwell shuts down, they can just roll the remaining $$$ out but that's not how it works. If she can't even get a simple annual report filed, how on earth is she going to handle sales tax for all of her online product sales as required?
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*I spent 13 years compiling 990 reports for, at that time, the largest Super PAC in my state.
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geekupdated Ā· 7 months ago
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Sleeping Beauty, Show White, Peter Pan, Captain Hook or Winnie-the-Pooh are already in the public domain. Which ones are the next?
Mickey’s several companions will be entering the public domain in the next five years. Pluto will be free to use in 2026, Goofy in 2028, and Donald Duck in 2029.
(via Which popular characters enter the public domain between 2025 and 2038?)
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gayassassinscreed Ā· 2 months ago
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oh man trump is gonna be PISSED that they didn’t choose him to be the next pope
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alaskan-wallflower Ā· 5 months ago
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they have a bunch of tech professionals and they couldn’t get the cd player to work my god
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heartfeltletters-written Ā· 5 months ago
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ā€œi fear for my lifeā€ has officially entered my vocabulary
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