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So after "test mission" [Villains + BatFam Chaos]
[Riddler's Lair]
Riddler: Riddle me this, ghost boyā Danny: [interrupting] The answerās āI donāt care.ā Riddler: [spluttering] You didnāt even let me finish! Tim: He does that.
[Joker Tries to Kidnap Danny]
Joker: [grabbing Danny] Now youāre mine, little ghost! Danny: [phases out of his grasp] Nope. Joker: What theā?! Jason: [grinning] Yeah, good luck with that one, Clown.
[BatFam Debrief]
Bruce: Youāre reckless. Danny: Youāre broody. Bruce: You donāt follow orders. Danny: Neither does Jason. Jason: [smirking] Heās got a point.
[Later, at Wayne Manor]
Danny: [chilling on the couch with Damian] So, does your dad always glare like that? Damian: Always. Danny: And youāre just⦠okay with it? Damian: You get used to it. Danny: [smirking] Iām just gonna keep floating till he stops.
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#dpxdc#dps fandom#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#danny fenton#danny is a little shit#danny phantom#ghost king danny#jason todd#batfam#batfamily#batman#sassy danny#the riddler#the joker#the jokes write themselves#the joke writes itself#Joker Tries to Kidnap Danny#wayne manor#damian wayne#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman villains#tim drake wayne#tim drake
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This wretched show is making me want a lobotomy
#Episode 8 of Netflix: Devil May Cry circa 2025#Vergil fighting Jarheads colorized#this show is a trainwreck#the jokes write themselves#whole show was ragebait#game vergil would genuinely be so BAFFLED WITH WHAT THEYVE DONE TO HIM#and somebody get that bald headed president out of my f*cking demon realm what the hell!#devil may cry netflix#devil may cry#dmc#vergil sparda#devil may cry 5#dmc 5#dmc memes#incorrect dmc quotes#vergil dmc#also they gave him a shitty bury the light cover to top it off#how on earth do you manage to make one of the best songs in the franchise sound so damn corny and cheap#id personally be offended if I was casey edwards and my song doubled down to soft girlish whispering
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Am I wrong for this? ⦠no i donāt think so
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Purelily AND purecacao in one post.. how can it be?!
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LAST POST SCRIPTāi may have been a little obsessed with aphmau in elementary to middle school, might still enjoy it as a guilty pleasure⦠anyways mystreet season SEVEN is in the works and i will be sitting front row when it comes out
#crk#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#truthless recluse#shadow milk cookie#white lily cookie#dark cacao cookie#purecacao#purelily#aphmau#mystreet#emerald secret#the jokes write themselves#sorry not even remotely sorry
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you did it max !
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been a terrible year for Nintendoās marketing department
#the jokes write themselves#current events#luigi mangione#luigi#p diddy#diddy kong#nintendo#video games#gaming#shitpost#meme
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Having sausage be my favorite food is so unfair.
Itās totally normal for people to moan and go āohhh that looks amazingā when someone cuts into a steak, but suddenly itās weird when the meat is penis shaped.
#sausage is good#but I also recognize the inherent irony here#Iām a transwoman who LOVES sausage#the jokes write themselves#so go ahead and joke
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I'm sorry but ivypool kill that fraud I don't even care that ivypool didn't get any consequences for this because homeboy before ivypool had to kill him to prove how loyal they were fuck head over here just tried to kill them before
Smoke him ivypool
#ivypool#wc#warrior cats#warriors#acid gurgles#ivypool stop feeling guilt for everybody some cats dont deserve it#h- he was a nice cat -pack it up x2#what consequences were gonna come from this anyways maybe windclan would be mad but we know breezepelt aint telling nobody how he died#windclan doesnt even like this guy either soo#maybe swallowtail would pull another dawnpelt who knows oh wait thats right she dies in the great battle#the jokes write themselves#antpelt
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I find it interesting that people are saying "Not my Spider-man" because of Tom's recent TCR episode. Like.. do they not know that both Toby & Andrew played gay characters? So #YESYOURSPIDERMAN LOL
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That's funny.... cuz Andrew is so FREE with his sexuality that he's kissed men plenty of times in interviews and such, and it's not even for a film role! Rofl š š
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"I assume Tom is the father?" - not a lot, just forever by Adrianne Lenker
I decided that over Spring Break either another chapter was gonna get written, or an edit would be made. These are the results. My first viewing of the whole Agnes arc really set me off kilter in regards to Liz and Red's relationship. I felt the plot line so forced and it just left an extremely sour taste in my mouth. codeword for I was really pissed Then I was introduced to the amazing concept of Agnesgate and it made me view it in a much better light. Also it's pretty amazing how many of these scenes I have memorized but have absolutely no idea what context they're in.
You can thank the shipping container for being my inspiration for this edit.
So, in regards to how I view the whole Agnes situation, contrary to some belief, I think Elizabeth always knew to an extent who Agnes' actual father was. But the fear of actually admitting it to herself was stronger than wanting to give Red a chance to be a father. So Elizabeth went with the 'safer' choice in her attempt for normalcy. Look how well that turned out *insert Cuba kidnapping here*
Fuck you Tom Keen. Side note: I couldn't believe it when he actually died. I thought I was being punked like no way this show did something right for once???
Of course, Red always knew the truth, but he never would've contradicted the validity of what Liz decided to tell everyone. LIKE CMON MAN IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES "I assume Tom is the father?" MAKE ANY SENSE IF THAT WAS THE ONLY PERSON SHE WAS WITH??? I'll die on this hill I don't care. Also her lack of "yes" speaks louder than anything else she could've said.

And the way Red treats Agnes... I'll never forgive you NBC for robbing that man of his little girl.
I won't give too much serious discussion into it because I'm not as well versed with all the evidence as I should be. Just some food for thought.
#raymond reddington#the blacklist#elizabeth keen#lizzington#edit#agnesgate#ill die on this hill#shipping container#I just realized the first word#the jokes write themselves
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*FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT*
If you havenāt seen it yet, scroll on (feel free to come back to this after you see it)
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RIP Erik, you wouldāve loved this album title
#alloraās thoughts#final destination#final destination bloodlines#erik campbell#iām so sorry#the jokes write themselves
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The UnSussexfulls can say whatever they want, there is no lost check! All companies incorporated in the State of Delaware are required to file an Annual Report along with a filing fee of $25. The letter clearly states they need to file their 990 annual report AND a check so they submitted nothing for 2022. The 990 reports are a pain if you have a lot of contributors and/or outgoing distributions (donations out)* but Archwell doesn't. They could have used a 990N or 990EZ form that shouldn't have taken more than an hour or two to complete...but they have NO staff to compile it. If the Delaware Secretary of State functions like most states, they received a delinquency letter every quarter. Additionally, Delaware requires a yearly Franchise Tax Payment ($250-$300 depending on if it's an LLC or Corp). If all of these conditions are not met within two years, the company is automatically dissolved. I think they are hoping it will be shut down and that they can move away from the failure that is Archwell (like how they have archwell.com redirect to the new sussex.com). I truly believe that Rachel stupidly thinks if Archwell shuts down, they can just roll the remaining $$$ out but that's not how it works. If she can't even get a simple annual report filed, how on earth is she going to handle sales tax for all of her online product sales as required?

*I spent 13 years compiling 990 reports for, at that time, the largest Super PAC in my state.
#501c3 or non profit#Delaware corporations#Delaware corporation commission#royalty is not celebrity#merch your royalty#just call me harry#using your office for personal gain#can't buy credibility#lies and the lying liars who tell them#the jokes write themselves#unsussexful#f'ing grifters#surrogacy isn't a crime but lying is#pray for catherine or leave her alone#formerly royal#43% nigerian isn't possible#form 990
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Sleeping Beauty, Show White, Peter Pan, Captain Hook or Winnie-the-Pooh are already in the public domain. Which ones are the next?
Mickeyās several companions will be entering the public domain in the next five years. Pluto will be free to use in 2026, Goofy in 2028, and Donald Duck in 2029.
(via Which popular characters enter the public domain between 2025 and 2038?)
#books#comic books#mickey mouse#pluto#goofy#donald duck#superman#wonder woman#the jokes write themselves#bambi#batman#captain america#king kong#infographic
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oh man trump is gonna be PISSED that they didnāt choose him to be the next pope
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they have a bunch of tech professionals and they couldnāt get the cd player to work my god
#the jokes write themselves#you have ELON FUCKING MUSK there and youāre having technical difficulties with a fucking cd player okay#trump inauguration#jesus#fuck trump
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āi fear for my lifeā has officially entered my vocabulary
#also this was on chapter 2#which i find truly funny#why would u torture yourself reading 20k words about something u donāt like#could never be me#i love myself too much#yāall should too#im not even mad i just find this hilarious#bc it was in the tags#so i really donāt know what they thought they were getting into#also commenting this out of anon is crazy work#i can see youāve written a crazy amount of zero works#the jokes write themselves
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