#the marauders are all gay

[adharastarlight]

Voldy: This is getting tiresome. I just want to kill you, come out.

Sirius: I'm gay! And dating Remus!

Peter: That's not what he mea-

Remus: I'm bi and regretting my choices in partners!

James: I'm pan and dating Regulus!

Everyone: ...

Sirius: ...Okay voldy, I'll kill Potter, save yourself the effort

Voldy, very fucking confused: ...I'll just wait till you die of moronity.

Remus watching his friends roll around like idiots: It won't take long

[tinydavidbowie]

Taylor Swift wrote the perfect soundtrack for the movies I make in my head about the marauders.

[plantsonplutoart]

here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)

I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[doodlemcjazzhands]

Turns out spending 12 years in Azkaban and sleeping in a cave does not do wonders for your hair...

(based off of that one scene in Chapter 185 of ATYD)

[propussyslayer]

midnight, remus silently leaves sirius' room and is eye to eye with regulus who is leaving james' room

remus:

regulus

remus: silence agreement?

regulus: oui

[thecardiganunderthebed]

Left handed

Sirius and Regulus were both left-handed. This was seen as low class in the Black family so they both were forced taught to write with their right hand. Sirius being Sirius never really cared and wrote with his left hand because "I shall write how it is comfortable mother, and my comfort lies in writing with my left hand so.......fuck you <3". But Regulus, oh poor Regulus tried to write so neatly with his right hand to make his mom proud that he would take double the time to write down notes.

That was until he learnt it didn't matter.

On a normal Tuesday morning in his 6th year at Hogwarts Sirius black was feeling an emotion he hadn't felt since the last time he saw Moony in a suit......dumbstruck. He had stopped in his tracks, successfully causing Peter, walking behind him, to fall down.

James frantically tried to look at the subject that had caused Sirius Black to finally and uncharacteristically shut up about how amazing eyeliner was.

"Padfoot you okay?"

"He's writing with his left hand."

"What?"

"I- James, he's writing with his left hand". Offering no more of an explanation the oldest Black brother walked to the Slytherin table as if in a trance. With the determination he was walking with it would take an act of god to stop him. He reached and very deliberately did not look at anyone but his younger brother, writing his potions homework, with his left hand.

"You aren't supposed to stir that 7 times clockwise, it's 3 times clockwise and 4 times anti-clockwise. It makes the midnight blue shade appear quicker."

Regulus looked up to judge whoever had dared try and correct him when he looked up and realised.....oh. Okay.

"Hello to you too dear brother", he said with a raised eyebrow and nothing more.

"You're writing with your left hand'

"So I am."

"It would piss her off if she knew"

"So it would."

A quick flash in Sirius' face reminded Regulus of the look he gave him when Regulus stole cookies for both of them with the help of Kreacher, pure unrestrained pride.

"Well mieux vaut tard que jamais" Sirius said and quickly walked away

And that one proverb told Regulus that he was forgiven, that Sirius understood and most importantly, that he had his brother back.

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Peter to Remus, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. James, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Marlene: That sounds so threatening… Lily: The Wedding Games… Sirius: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Remus: Beautiful. Peter: Fuck all of you!

[goldenminutes]

my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

[4remus]

the three genders are literally princess (james), slut (sirius), loser (remus)

[maraudersoncrack1981]

[adharastarlight]

*after the guys find porn in Remus' trunk*

Sirius: so, guess you bought that book when we broke up, huh?

Remus: mhm yeah, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you

[tinydavidbowie]

Alice and Frank were t4t.

That's it.

Thank you for listening.

[asterllus]

this is sirius and remus in all the young dudes

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius “you know where to find me” black and james “and i know where to look” potter.

[yourgalgremlin]

“Tell me about your fav Marauders character”

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