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#they are the best of bros
ditzybat · 6 months
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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
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redbelles · 3 months
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Princess Rhaenys made no attempt to flee. With a glad cry and a crack of her whip, she turned Meleys toward the foe.
The dragons met violently a thousand feet above the field of battle, as balls of fire burst and blossomed, so bright that men swore later that the sky was full of suns.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.04 ⬩ Eve Best as Rhaenys Targaryen
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starjunkyard · 3 months
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
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ruubesz-draws · 10 months
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He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!
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(He's trying his best, leave him alone!)
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yhwcomeback · 2 months
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The Master of Fire.
poster on redbubble
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gatoburr0 · 2 months
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Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!
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Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪
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elucubrare · 1 month
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when i was a kid i read my Collected Grimm's Fairy Tales cover to cover a bunch of times & among my favorites of the obscure ones was "The Three Spinning Women," in which a girl's mother tells the queen she's really good at spinning (she's not) & the queen says she can marry the prince if she spins a huge amount of flax (which she does not want to do). instead she finds three ugly women who spin it all for her and then, at the wedding, tell the prince that if she keeps spinning she'll look like them (one of them has a big foot from treadling the wheel etc) and the prince absolutely forbids her from spinning.
it's a) delightful wish fulfillment for some teenage girl in the 1800s (you marry a prince AND you don't have to spin ever again!!) and b) a really good example of how the pop cultural conception of fairy tales as having a moral is sometimes true but a bunch of other times it's just "did you see that? damn it's fucked up. anyway i'm Jacob Grimm."
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factual-fantasy · 3 months
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As soon as I got done drawing the refences for my Slime Rancher submas AU, I turned right around and got to work on Ingo's disappearance arc XDD
I'm thinking how the story goes is Ingo, Emmet and Elesa came to the far far range out of their love and interest in the slimes that live there. They truly had a passion for this planet and wanted to explore and learn everything about it.
Now Elesa was super invested in the gadgets and life on the ranch, while Ingo and Emmet were big on the exploration side of things..
One day while the brothers were out exploring they discovered a new area covered in curvy pink trees..
For a while they explored together, but at some point they split up. Looking back Emmet doesn't even remember why they separated.. he wishes he never left Ingo's side..
About an hour passed when Emmet started look for Ingo. When he couldn't find him right away he tracked him on his Rotom. Following the signal he found a hole in the ground leading to an enormous cave..
At the bottom of the cave laid Ingo's abandoned Rotom, and a trail of blood leading to an old broken teleporter.. Ingo was nowhere to be found..
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I would love to draw more for this AU right away! Though it might be wise to take it easy somewhat. This was a lot more drawing and backgrounds than I'm use to.. 😅😅 Either way don't worry! An Ingo and Emmet reunion hug is on its way! XDD
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basslinegrave · 2 months
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pin-up
b&w originals
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enn0s · 4 months
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'i miss him a lot'
(insp)
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jellyjamheadobb · 5 months
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our lord and savior garlic bread
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iloveacronix · 3 months
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Jay vs Cole fight scene better go like this. MAKE ME CRY, NINJAGO!!
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ryemiffie · 4 months
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Uh something something Nightwing goes to kill Joker after Jason's death and joker says "Everyone knows the bats don't kill!" And then Nightwing says "I'm not a bat, I'm a robin" ..aaaaanyways, crinkle cut or waffle fries??
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cubeofanhilation · 4 months
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if Wes met Bernard
Bernard: I feel like I recognize YOU-
Wes: NO YOU DON'T! IM NOT PHANTOM! I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM! SERIOUSLY HE'S EVEN GROWN HIS HAIR OUT! HOW DO I KEEP GETTING MISTAKEN FOR MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS!?
Bernard: no, aren't you the guy who posted that 4 hour video explains how 20% Congress were lizard people, and it turned out you had used stolen government files?
Wes: ...
Bernard: ...
Wes: do you work for the government?
Bernard: hell no! They work for the shadow government.
Wes: ah finally someone who understands
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dreamychaika · 8 months
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crusty original + a little thing under the cut! :D
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started coloring the 1st page and liked this so here. karkat turned out cool too but not as cool as john here... then i gave up on coloring them all because i was lazy and/or rly wanted to finish another drawing!
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Y'all remember that scene in Batman where joker is trying to prove how society is a cesspit of people willing to kill their neighbor just to save themselves by giving two separate ferries detonators that would bomb the other ferry? Remember how the Joker failed cuz neither ferry actually pushed the button? Not even the boat full of murderers was willing to push the detonator and kill people on the other ferry. So because neither pushed the button both ferries lived?
Liberals and white gays pushed it. And when they see our funerals and statistics they say they didn't have a choice. They had to kill someone else. They had to choose themselves. Or else it would've been them.
And I'm tired of pretending I understand the selfishness of it cuz it makes them feel better. Cuz I don't.
I don't get how you all can sleep at night after a day of defending votes that costs lives, war crimes, genocidal warmongers, and insisting that the lives of brown and black people overseas need to be traded so you don't have to take any actual action besides voting to stop the deep corruption you allowed to be sowed into your government that threats your livelihood if you don't (whether those black and brown people die or not btw).
You're cowards and truly the worst things breathing and I wanted to make this post so you don't die without knowing you'll never be more than that (to me or history).
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