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The One and Only Spider-Couple
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Tags: Self-insert, OC, Cannon? What's that?, violence (if you squint), Smug idiots, nerds >:( (JK), The sexual tension is as thick as Miguel's ass, no beta we die like alternate Miguel.
Authors note: I am a huge simp for Miguel, I apologize for the self insert š Also this is a little old since i started it in 2023 and I'm now just publishing, so chapter updates will happen weekly unless something happens. This will also eventually be on A03 if anyone is interested :3
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Prologue pt.1
Alright, let's do this one more time. My name is Moon Houghton. I was bitten by a radioactive spider⦠blah blah blah! We already know all this. I got spider powers, I can turn invisible shoot webs from my wrists and always get back up, no matter the damage.
Shortly after I became Spider-Moon my uncle died in my arms. Then Captain sugisaki died in an attempt to save both sugisaki and his daughter, my girlfriend, Mitsuki sugisaki. Shortly after that Mitsuki left me, she told me she needed a break to take time for herself. I accepted it, losing your father fucks with you. I would know.
But before all that, I moved to Japan to study marine biology and culinary arts. While working in a lab to study some animal specimens for some hands-on learning, I was bit by the radioactive spider and quickly brushed it off after seeing it.
The next day I woke up and I was stronger, there were holes on my wrists where my hands end and my wrists start, and I had heightened senses. When I flicked my hand webs would shoot out. then I was on the roof of my apartment building.
I was always told by my mother that it was all about bravery and all it took was a leap of faith, "a slim moment of fear could turn into confidence" she would say. So I took the advice and I jumped off the building. immediately shooting out a web and sticking to a building to swing and stick to another.
It was iffy at first but I got control of it and the next thing you knew I was beating villains-of-the-week left and right. I got my own merch, uncle Garvin died, fell in love, opened a ramen place, and then the incident with Mr. Sugisaki happened and everything fell apart. But, you can't bring trauma into the workplace can ya?
Next thing I knew I've been Spider-Moon for 8 years, I tried to patch things up with Mitsuki but that didn't work. But, one night on the day of my anniversary of becoming Spider-Moon, a strange, broad shoulders having, Dorito shaped, nice thighs having man dropped into my apartment from a strange portal.
Prologue pt.2
After Moon majored in marine biology, on earth-2367 she was bitten. Ultimately turning her into her world's one and only Spider-Moon.
When suddenly one night as she was off duty, a tall muscular man dropped into her small studio apartment from a weird portal.
"Ah! Shock!" The man yelled, still sitting on her hardwood floors. "Who the fuck are you!?" Moon screamed in total shock. "I should be asking you the same shocking question!" He said getting up slowly. "Well, if you feel so inclined to know I'm the one and only Spider-Moon here!" She said, pointing at him.
Moon was still in her suit after a long day fighting crime. The thought of taking it off at the time was too overbearing after all the work.
"Look, Señroita⦠I have no idea where I am and I would really appreciate it if you could tell me." He said in a calm voice this time. He turned around as Moon watched his back muscles untense.
"Well, you're in one of the most famous cities in the world, which is Tokyo Japan." Moon said "shoooock." Moon heard the man whisper under his breath. "Well I've told you who I am, so now it's your turn." Moon said pointing at him once more.
"If you want to know," he said, "take off the mask and I'll do the same." He turned to face Moon, walking towards her making her back up until she was pressed against the door and he was towering over her.
He was so much bigger and taller than her. "Randomly showing up in my room and backing me into a corner is a little creepy ya think?" Moon said
"I don't have time for this! Do as I say and and I'll get outta here as soon as possible." He said. The man may have been wearing a mask but she could see his brows furrow.
"Ok, ok Mr. Mystery. I'll do it." Moon said as she slowly peeled off her mask. Revealing her full lips, cute nose, prominent cheekbones, big hazel eyes, and blue and black curly hair. "My name is Moon Houghton, but you can call me Moony." She said with a light flush. As soon as the man inspected her he took his own mask off but not as slowly as Moon did. Nothing really caught on to Moon until she saw his eyes.
They were familiar, painfully familiar, the red slightly covering the brown. But no, it couldn't be-. Moons train of thought was stopped by his voice, deep and raspy. "Hey cariño, are you there?" He asked. She simply nodded, as the man finally backed away "I'm Miguel O'Hara, Nueva cities spider man, you know hence the suit" he said. She laughed, "was that funny?" Miguel asked, "yeah! C'mon you seem so tough and strong, but I have a feeling you have a⦠softer side to you." She said, stepping towards him.
"Eh, I don't know about that cariƱo, maybe I'll prove you wrong." Miguel said with a shit eating grin. "Oh, aren't you just a hardass hansamu?" Moon said, reciprocating the grin as she looked up at him. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
"I sure would Mr. O'Hara."
As the days went on Moon's world started to deteriorate, until it was no more. Miguel and Peter B. Another Spider-Man were with her as it happened. Moon could never imagine that this would happen. but the sad part was that when Miguel invited her to his world and watched it fall apart and seeing his daughter disappear only broke her more. At the time she didn't know but she was slowly developing feelings for him. As he did for her.
#atsv miguel#miguel o'hara fanfiction#help i got stuck in the mud that is writers block and also maybe depression#self insert#they fuck... eventually#*Mysterious laughter*
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very much enjoying season zero so far
#boy is oblivious#man. as much as i mourn ygo's eventual loss of its horror/gorefest roots. i will say#it is downright fucking hilarious that their solution to rebooting the series was to just#finally make yugi aware of the ancient homicidal ghost that's been possessing him this whole time#and have him say ''nah i could fix him'' like he's rehabilitating a shelter dog#and it actually worked.#yugioh#yugioh season 0#yugi mutou#katsuya jonouchi#joey wheeler#my art <3#boy is one adorable pair of red shoes and a powerful tomato away from saying poyo
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A continuation of this post I made
I imagine Steve genuinely doesnāt think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional āwhat is he yelling about in that tableā or ā Munson actually showed up to classā or once in sophomore year he thinks āhow much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounceā which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didnāt want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steveās car)
The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is āwhy the fuck did Munson double park his van, Iām going to be late looking for a parking spot nowā it absolutely drives him crazy.
He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears āwhat is Munson doing under the bleachers?ā when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isnāt a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.
Steve isnāt not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just donāt run in the same circles, so he doesnāt really think about him too much, just in a genuine, āI donāt know them, donāt interact with them, so I donāt really think about themā sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steveās focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.
Steveās experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesnāt know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into aā¦a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didnāt think a girl would want to know about that.
He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in āthise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best wayā and how his soulmate āwanted to be those shortsā causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.
One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard āgod Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouthā figures chances are his soulmate isnāt a girl at all.
With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.
Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someoneās table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on peopleās lunches, Steve thinks āwhat if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwichā
Eddie, whose soulmate didnāt even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.
Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he donāt 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steveās soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)
#Eddie trying to remain cool and mysterious as a dungeon master while hearing the most filthy things imaginable#steve at home looking at his watch like#oh itās 4 Eddie it starting his game now I should start thinking about the different ways I would let him fuck me in his nerd throne#eventually Steve will come forward like š hey itās me your soulmate#I thought it would be funny if Eddie is thinking something kinky while in the library#and Steve just goes over to him like you know choking someone like that during sex can be dangerous#and Eddie is there like what the fuck what the fuck how did you-what#but I think it could be dinner that depsite sexy thoughts bringing them closer itās Eddie bashing on sprouting Steve likes#like abba or something that makes Steve speak up#and Steve is like hold the fuck up abba is great why would you think itās prep garbage#Eddie is there like :0 while Steve goes in a rant about Eddie not truely being minded about people liking different things like he claims#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#just a drabble#stranger things#soulmate au
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Hopper is ready to slap the cuffs on Richard Harrington right there and then when heās eating lunch at the diner and sees Steve come in with a cast on his arm.
This might be the second time Hopper has ever seen this kid with his parents and heās bruised up. Hopper frowns but then Steve spots him and announces loudly across the busy diner, āHi, Mr. Hopper! Look at my cast!ā
Heās shushed almost as soon as he opens his mouth and it is rather unfortunate for the Harringtons (and for Hopper) that one of the only open tables is near him. Steve is thrilled, talking a smidge quieter when he tells Hopper, āIsnāt it cool? Mama says that people canāt sign it ācause thatāll make it ugly but you can write your name in my notebook and itās almost the same thing.ā
Thatās - god, thatās sound genuinely sad but Hopper signs his notebook anyways and asks, āHowād you break it?ā
āDad hit me with a car.ā
Hopper freezes. Angela freezes. Richard freezes and then breaks, and says, āSteven, donāt word it like that.ā
āI got a new bike and I was riding it real fast,ā Steve tells Hopper, barely acknowledging his dad at all. āAnd Dad pulled out of the driveway real fast ācause him and Mama were fighting again,ā
āSteven-ā
āI couldnāt stop in time so I ran into the car,ā Steve continues. āI flipped over the hood and Mama screamed like in a scary movie. It was awesome.ā
āAwesome,ā Hopper says flatly.
āI dented the car,ā Steve adds. āDad was real mad about it.ā
āI was ang- I was more upset about the broken bone, Steven.ā
āNow I get to have ice cream for dinner ācause Dad hit me with the car,ā Steve says. āDo you want some? Dad is buying.ā
āNo thanks. But how about this,ā Hopper says, eyes never leaving Richardās as he pulls a sharpie out of his breast pocket. āHow about I sign your cast for real.ā
#love Steve as a kid who says way too much#Hopper knows the Harringtonās are basically untouchable in this touch but eventually theyāre going to fuck up#In this town** jfc Iām not rewriting it for a third time#and heās going to be there with handcuffs#Steve on the other hand thinks this whole ordeal is the coolest thing ever#because he gets ice cream and a new bike#Hopper as a benevolent presence in Steveās life until Steve hits puberty and hates authority is my fav thing#steve harrington#jim hopper
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So. I went online and bought this Transformers generations Blurr toy and holy shit nothing prepared me for the lore on the back of itās box o_o
Also every time Blurr gets to be a sniper my soul ascends a little bit~
+ Bonus doodles

#maccadam#transformers#blurr#tf blurr#Iām pretty sure the figure comes with one or two big ass riffles#the box has them at least#I already have two drifts now I need two Blurrs#Eventually I will get second Jazz im pretty sure ahahaha#ALSO. LISTEN. THIS. VERSION OF BLURR IS SO FUCKING COOL#Delivering super secret data and sniping his enemies???#Being all fast and chatty and also INCREDIBLY patient and focused when needed#that right here is Spec Ops material if I ever saw one#fucking. imAGINe. Decepticons have freaking Soundwave on their side. Soundwave can catch any signal and transmission and call and data#the solution#Yeah no just give the most important data to Blurr and use him like a pigeon for delivering messages#good luck hacking this Soundwave
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john bakes the team an apple pie one (1) time and it's so good that nobody knows what to do with themselves about it, because they were all prepared to bully him. so instead they just start calling him a tradwife
#at first he's like āfuck off im never baking for u againā but eventually the title grows on him#and he starts leaning into the joke by like. wearing an apron and taking care of the plants. until it's not an ironic thing anymore#because he finds that he genuinely enjoys doing chores around the house. it calms him to have control over their environment#after hard missions the others start drinking or take a shower or watch a comfort show. but john#john just starts doing the laundry. the dishes. mops the floor. he's definitely gotten in trouble with the others for trying to#clean the windows. from the outside. of the fucking avengers tower. this idiot#thunderbolts headcanons#thunderbolts fluff#thunderbolts*#the new avengers#thunderbolts movie#thunderbolts 2025#thunderbolts mcu#thunderbolts (2025)#thunderbolts#john walker#yelena belova#ava starr#bucky barnes#bob reynolds#alexei shostakov
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pieced together till they're no longer broken apart
#link click#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang daili ren#shoutout to celest for ruining my month by introducing this series in my life#if you ask me what i was thinking about during this i will also not know how to answer completely (i blacked out)#though it follows along the lines of saving the same person but being aware they're no longer the same as the very first#slowly they're chipped away/edges smoothed with unfitted lines and then you become aware that there's so much that is not within control#eventually it will erode/ so are you prepared for that inevitably/ are you ready to let go#anyway doomed narrative is the most fucked thing you can do to me i feel a little insane#art tag
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17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976
#hp#marauders#sirius black#regulus black#black brothers#sirius black fanart#regulus black fanart#marauders fanart#the black brothers#marauders era#my art#black borthers angst#mine#sirius and regulus#jsyk what you see there in the background actually is the sky you would see on the above dates from islington#i specifically chose the dates cause sirius wouldnt be visible anymore at that point#and he could have totally run away already by that point being 16 and all#also because i am such a nerd who has to get things correctly that is actually more or less the view you would have from claremont square#grimmauld place#took me for fucking ever to find some good references above the roofs and i still had to improvise a lot#originally i had an inbetween slide with regulus watching james and sirius walking together having fun in the great hall#but i didnt do more than just a very rough sketch of that it somehow didnt fit sorry#(also i am still not 100% happy with especially the first one but ive tried so long to fix it i eventually had to give up...)
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Act I ~ The Prince
A tapestry for Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3
#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#nmbb24#happy nrmt big bang!!! there are two more of theseā¦..#but youāll have to wait for them#fan art#aa#ace attorney#dick gumshoe#maya fey#manfred von karma#ā¦bro is creepingā¦#wHEEWWWW ok took me a bazillion years to catch up with my day but HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE:#the border is intended to be read in counter clockwise direction#so: top -> left -> bottom -> right#and YES the sun and the moon are intentionally associated with the attorney's and prosecutor's badges respectively#phoenix and miles are our sun and moon throughout this story so be sure to look for that in the fic too!!#this style was very experimental for me but i wanted it to mimic the feeling of a tapestry hence me referring to it that way#i WISH this was fabric that would be sick as fuck#i will eventually share a proper breakdown of the thoughts and intentions behind everything but for now...#im gonna miss Phoenixās cloak bc im obsessed with the design actually. wish that thing was real too#miles is my cunty little bitchboy in this wearing his thousand pound fur coat and the suitor stompy boots#if you thought that was a rug and went Oh. ...that was on purpose :^)))))#rendevok#id in alt text
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#error.txt#parkciv#pkciv#parkour civilization#FOR FUCKS SAKE.#PLEASE#wouldnt be surprised if evbo eventually tweeted about it#parkour civilisation#parkour civ#wjy do we have so many tags for this series pleASE#evbo#clownpierce#< ?? sure
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Linktober day 17: dragons
#got distracted answering asks but we got here eventually. that fucking ganon dragon is literal hell to draw btw#linktober#linktober 2024#loz#totk#tears of the kingdom#skribbles
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Woe, Nightgoober be upon ye
#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#x men nightcrawler#x men#marvel#marvel comics#solacespades art#yeah okay so I made another goober#because I���m starting to get into the x men and Kurt specifically has my whole heart#this fucking guy my beloved#he is creature#I love him#at this rate I might just start a series where I continue to gooberfy the sillies#if I did matt would his glasses be gigantic or miniscule who knows#anyway#maybe Iāll make a Logan to go along with Kurt eventually#be the sillies together#once again by the way everyone feel free to use him as a discord emoji
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that's such a normal well-adjusted way of seeing your loved ones thank you mrs agreste
#miraculous ladybug#mlb la terreur au#silu's art#miraculous ladybug and chat noir#gabriel agreste#adrien agreste#emilie agreste#chloe bourgeois#amelie graham de vanily#andre bourgeois#audrey bourgeois#nathalie sancoeur#felix graham de vanilly#felix fathom#you know what actually im glad her mistress and her husband buried her alive fuck her#KIDDING i love you emilie keep humping that woman im sure sheāll get pregnant eventually
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The fact that Piltover and Zaun are sister-cities that were both once united under Zaun, until a catastrophic accident involving explosives separated it into two. And then Zaun sank into darkness and chaos and became infused with Shimmer while Piltover rose out of the muck with the help of rich merchant clans. And Piltover hurt Zaun badly but now Zaun hurt it back and they are going to go to war. The damage is done, and they will probably never reconcile. But they will always be sister-cities. Nothing can erase their entwined history. Nothing can change that they were both once Zaun. They hate each other but they will always be sisters.
#sister cities. the sisters are the cities.#not saying vi is 1:1 to piltover of course#but she will be swallowed up and absorbed by the city and eventually come to represent it in a fucked up way#The Piltover Enforcer. Piltover's Finest. oof.#arcane#arcane league of legends#league of legends#arcane netflix#vi#jinx#arcane vi#arcane jinx#zaun#piltover
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im being hit with The Visions again
the Vision this time is a "homeless danny in gotham" au except its pre-robin Batman again because im on a batdad kick. --------------------
Danny finds a car.
Which-- isn't, like, anything super interesting or impressive. It's Gotham, it's a big city. There's cars on every corner, can't throw a stick without hitting one somewhere. And then setting off the alarm.
But-! It's a car, and it's past midnight-- or he thinks it might be past midnight, it's late enough to be. He doesn't have a watch and he left his phone at Vlad's; asshole put a tracker on it after the last time Danny ran off.
It's been over a month since, it's a new record -- last time it took just over two weeks for Vlad to find him and drag him back to the mansion. This time, Danny ran further. Left the state and everything. See how long it takes Vlad to find him now, hah.
People go missing all the time in Gotham.
Anyways-- there's a car, and it's midnight, and it's parked in an alleyway. Danny would've called it invisible with the way he pretty much trips over it, phasing through the wall of the building beside it and not watching where he's going, but it's not. So he doesn't.
Danny runs into the hood and nearly faceplants right into the darn thing with an 'oomph', hands catching himself on the metal as a flash of irritation flashes hot through his gut. It doesn't hurt or anything, but getting the wind knocked out of you sucks always, and he's tired and hungry, and as a result not in the best state of mind.
He's just about to sink his foot into the side of the wheel -- it wouldn't do anything, he's not that big of an asshole, but it's the principle -- when he stops.
Danny pauses.
He takes a step back, holding his hands out 'n' everything, and examines the car. He squints, trying to get his eyes to adjust to the darkness, considering the closest streetlight is twenty feet that way and positioned in a way that none of the light is hitting it.
Danny would not call himself a car guy. He doesn't think he counts, considering his size and lack of everything. But, but, he knows his way around a few cars, and he had an old obsession with older models when he was little that kinda petered out of existence after his accident. Had a bunch of little car models sitting on one of his shelves back in Amity, and Dad offered to get his hands on an old car for the two of them to fix up together so it'd be ready for Danny when he got his license.
...Anyways.
Point is: Danny can appreciate an old car, and this car has an older -- albeit obviously modified, if the matte paneling and plated wheels meant anything -- look to it. That kind of flat top went out of style years ago, and it's got this kinda rectangular look Danny doesn't see often these days on modern cars.
Other than the electrical cars, but he doesn't think those count. That's boxy, not rectangular.
Danny frowns, tilts his hands down, and leans back further as if that will let him get a better look at this thing. "...What model is this?" He mutters, it's hard to tell in this lighting.
Wait, he should see if there's anyone in the car. It's not running or anything, and nobody's come out to yell at him -- or shoot him -- but, still. People are crazy in Gotham, crazier than they've ever been in Amity. The last thing he needs to do is piss off some guy from the mob.
Danny peers into the window and-- there's no window, okay. Well, no window, and no driver. Some idiot left their car unprotected and without windows, in Gotham?
He pulls on the door handle just to be annoying -- it doesn't budge. Okay, maybe not that stupid. Especially since Danny didn't even see it until he was quite literally running into it.
So. Not that stupid.
Danny looks around warily, pulling his hoodie around him tighter, and then starts circling the car slowly. Like a vulture. No license plate; shocker. Hear how shocked he is? Clutching his pearls right now.
"Reinforced bumper. Cool." he says, er- whispers, really, quiet enough that it doesn't even echo. Danny squats in front of the car and runs his hands over the -- what, should he even call this a bumper? It's bigger than his head, and it's covering the grille. He picks at these... things on the side that remind him of leather straps. Probably to keep this bumper up? Like a ratchet strap?
Danny leans back until his butt hits the ground and he can sit back properly, propping himself up on his hands -- maybe not a good idea. There's probably broken glass somewhere here and he doesn't wanna pick shards out of his palms, again. It's like popping the world's most annoying zit depending on if it gets under the skin.
(He could always just phase them out, but the picking gives him something to do. It doesn't hurt that much.)
Eh. It'll be fine.
With one knee propped up, Danny looks the front up and down, and furrows his brows. The style kinda reminds him of a dodger, especially with the placement and style of the headlights. He plants his hands on the concrete -- hissing when he feels something cut into his palms, ow, there's that glass he was talking about -- and leans down to look under the car.
Hm, nothing jutting out that much. Looks pretty normal. Good space between the bottom and the ground.
He gets up and circles the side again, brushing whatever pebbles or glass that could've stuck into his skin off. He's really curious about where the owner got matte plating for it, or if it's just a wrap. The silhouette's definitely sixties or seventies; too angular for the eighties and fifties.
...There's no one here, Danny looks around again just to make sure, cranes his ears to catch anything. Nope, just the typical quiet rumbling of Gotham's underbelly. It kinda reminds him of Amity, or-- no. No, it reminds him of the quiet groan of the Zone.
That's far more comforting, he thinks. Danny's never really liked Amity all that much.
Back to the car: there's no one around, so Danny folds his arms against the side of the door and sticks his head inside the window. No keys in the ignition, should've figured.
Not like Danny was planning on stealing the car anyways -- anyone capable of modifying a car into this kinda beast -- or paying someone to modify -- was not someone he wanted to piss off. Danny's an orphan, not stupid.
Ignore the fact that he's got his head stuck through the window. The interior isn't anything interesting, but the seats are made of leather, which is nice. Must be a pain in the summer or winter, but leather is cool, and gets stains out better than cloth.
No stick shift though, he's a little disappointed.
Danny presses his mouth into a line and then slants it, humming in the back of his throat. Honestly, he's kinda tempted to crawl in and go to sleep. The leather seats look really inviting, and he's been sleeping on the ground or on park benches for weeks, and the car is really well hidden. No need to worry about being kidnapped.
But, it still belongs to someone. And they're probably using it for something shady. They'll come back for it eventually, so he should get this gawking over with anyways.
And, and-- and. He wants to get a look at that fucking engine. 'Cause holy shit!
Danny pulls his head out of the window and half-dances over to the back, his hand curling around one of the bars as a grin spreads across his face. Now, Danny hates Christmas, but this, this is like it came early and good for once.
"You could smuggle moonshine with this thing," Danny says to himself, grinning ear to ear and running his hands over the edge of the metal. The car is too conspicuous for backroads driving, but the engine, wow. What a thing of beauty.
One of Auntie's friends would probably know what engine it is -- or what type of engine it's based off of, it could very well be a bunch of different engines frankenstein'd together. Danny doesn't recognize it.
Which means it could be illegal. Again, what a shocker. In Gotham? He's clutching his pearls.
Fully satisfied with himself, Danny dances around to the front again and holds his hands out. He makes an 'L' with both hands and shuts one eye, getting the car within the frame of his fingers like he's about to take a picture.
"I rate you," Danny makes a camera shutter sound and mimics taking a photo, "one cool fuckin' car."
"Thank you."
Danny doesn't scream. He does not. He's taught himself better since ghosts started popping up in Amity, and honestly he deserves some credit for that considering they only started popping up over half a year ago.
He does, however, gasp. And he gasps hard, the type that has a high chance of giving you the hiccups afterwards; the painful, chest-thumping kind. Danny slams both hands over his mouth and stumbles backwards, eyes wide and his heart kicking into the fifth gear in his ears.
Bleeding out from the shadows is a man entirely drenched in black, Danny can hardly make out his silhouette and barely catches the white glints of his eyes. Fear like a prey animal burns in his lungs, wild and rabid, Danny has half a mind to bolt.
His ghost sense didn't go off, which might just be the most terrifying thing.
The man doesn't move any more than a step, just enough that Danny can barely see him, but he can feel him watching him. Shit. Shit. He should've never stuck around.
His hands are still over his mouth, Danny, shaking, flutters them open, "How-- h-- how--" he wheezes, "how long have you been standing there?"
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#dpxdc fic#dpxdc prompt#homeless danny au#batdad batdad batdad#danny is not immune to fear. nor is he immune to being startled or thrown off#my idea for this is that it takes place in the og TUE timeline so danny has no idea about his evil future. but things went differently#regardless. he keeps running away from Vlad because he hates him and he doesn't want to stay with him. he wants to stay with alicia but#he doesnt want to get her in trouble if he runs to her. so he's just been pulling houdini acts on vlad and getting increasingly desperate#about them. Vlad gets angrier every time he finds him and more possessive. this is Danny's first time hiding somewhere that isnt illinois o#wisconsin. he doesnt really have a plan other than 'survive?'#bruce: who is this sassy lost child | danny: what the FUCK that is NOT A GHOST?? WHAT ARE YOU? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?#anyways danny being a car guy ends up getting him adopted (eventually)#danny is the weird (kinda friendly but distant?) homeless kid bruce keeps running into on patrol#bruce is going 'pspspsps' at the homeless kid and it is slowly working. somehow. this shouldnt be working but they're both freaks#so it IS in fact working.#danny evolves slowly from 'flighty homeless kid' to 'cat who keeps bringing bruce dead animals' to 'sonboy'#the dead animals are insider info about organized crime going on in gotham. bruce keeps going '??? where and how did you find this???'#danny just goes 'heh >:}' and bruce goes '??? STOP??? pls stop you're gonna get hurt' 'no its helping you'#danny has no interest in being a vigilante or anything btw BUT he brings info he think might be useful to Batman because otherwise the#bystander guilt will crush him. like a bug. 'i might not be able to do anything but YOU can' also he's hiding from Vlad he doesnt want word#of ghosts or anything matching his description getting out.#catwoman: you two know each other? | danny: im the weird homeless kid he keeps running into on patrol
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Gotham's newest Crime Lord - part 4
Part 3 | Masterpost
Danny wasn't expecting for Red Hood to corner him. He would be lying when he says he wasn't panicking. First of all, they had quite literally strung up the bodies of prominent figures of the court of owls in very public places, then proceeded to order Technus to spread information about the court and their wrong doings.
The next step of the plan had been to publish a list of namesāmembers of the court. Rich fruitloops that they were going to rely on the public to destroy. If the public and the GCPD couldn't do it, Danny had his ways to do so. Hauntings usually drove people mad if done a certain way.
But nevermind that!
His heart was practically trying to escape his chestānot that it was beating but it was there, in spirit (ha). He just wanted to see if little Emily and her sister were being fed by their mom and check if he needed to whisk the kids away and have them reside in one of their headquarters. Dan was more than willing to convert one of their facilities into a safehouse for children. Jeremy and some others were the ones who usually dealt with the houseāothers being parents are older siblings who got into crime for their family's.
"Phantom."
"Hood."
AAAAHH! The hot revenant really was looking for me! Thankfully, none of his siblings were there to witness how Danny was silently punching the air in absolute joy. Fuck yeah! Hot Crime Lord!
"Lemme guess... The big bad bat ain't too happy about the trouble we caused?" Danny chuckled, tilting his head as he narrowed his eyes. Organized crime was much better than his kingly duties, especially when it wasn't him playing the leader. Dan was doing pretty good as a boss, though Danny was reluctant to admit that in honor of his role as a younger brother.
"Sure as hell." Red Hood snorted, "But that ain't why I'm here, ghosty."
Danny rolled his eyes, gesturing for the other man to keep talking.
"You dealt with the court. Wraith led the mission... Personally. Not you. Not anyone else. It was Wraith, right?" Red Hood hummed, his helmet and modulator hiding everything. It frustrated Danny.
The mission was indeed led by Dante himself. But the operation had been split into three. Dan's team (Skulker, Amorpho) taking on the leaders of the court and disposing of them immed. While Danny's team (Wulf and Ember) were tasked to deal with the talons. Meanwhile, Elle's team (Johnny, Kitty, and Shadow) were tasked with saving the kids that weren't turned into Talons. But even then, Dan took full command of the situation.
It had been Dan who personally hung the Judge of the Clocktower and smeared his blood with some rhyme. It had been Dan who took charge of the remaining Talons once their leaders were dead and hung.
But it has been Danny who took the main Talon, dragged their body to Arkham, and painted a message in glowing, neon green paint. Maybe mixed with a bit of Ecto for better effects.
At the moment, all of the living Talons were in another one of their facilitiesāone outside of Gotham. Dan was a paranoid bastard, rightfully so, and had ordered the rehabilitation of these mindless soldiers outside of the Bats' territory. They didn't need anyone meddling with this. Not when it was Dan's first time choosing rehabilitation over elimination. In truth, these Talons were just innocent kids turned into weapons by the real monsters.
"Yeah, Wraith personally led this one." Danny pressed a hand against his hip, defiantly looking at the brick house that was the Red Hood. God, he almost didn't want a growths spurt if this was their height different. "Heard you've been snoopin' around, Red. What? Didya miss me?" It was teasing, a joke. He didn't expect much from it. He leaned in, grinning even when his mouth couldn't be seen, before pulling back as fast as he could.
But Hood sighed, letting out the hottest quiet laugh he could ever muster and tilted his head. "Yeah... Kinda missed you, ghosty. The kids were lookin' for yah. Emily was screamin' for yah on the roof two days ago."
Danny blinked.
Oh....
OH!
"Sure, sure." He immediately dismissed it, trying his best to make sure that his fast didn't go all purple, because apparently, that's the ghost version of blushing. Shit. "But the big bad Bat ain't too happy with us, yeah? I mean. Stringin' up the Judge and Talon gets you on his naughty list."
"Can't say he's pleased about it."
"Yeah, well, we ain't apologizing for that shit. The court wasn't on our radar before but they took one of our kids. Wraith is known for being one hell of a monster when it comes to kids." Danny scoffed, "They were turning them into weapons, Hood. I'd be okay if you want to throw them into Arkham, but the Judge and Talon? Somethings are more important than morals."
And Danny fucking knows that. He knows that some things should be out above morals, that they should be more important. His parents had failed to do that, failed to put their family above their morals and beliefs. The reveal was never going to be good. Not when Maddie Fenton fell to her knees, unable to accept that her baby died and demanded for him to give her back her son. It had hurt when she couldn't accept that Danny was Phantom and Phantom was Danny.
It got worse when they found out about Dan and Elle. They were hysterical. They stopped eventually. No more hunting, no more trying to protray ghosts as evil. They stopped helping the GIW. But they still couldn't accept it. They just vanished after that, leaving Danny and Jazz with Vlad, who had thankfully redeemed himself.
Danny knows what it meant to put something above your morals. Knows how valuable that is.
He shook his head, once again getting his head out of his heart and turning back to Red Hood. "Get to the point, Hood. You weren't looking for me for no reason."
"Well I've got someone who wants to meet the Wraith. The Court... They were almost involved in the court and was targeted." Red Hood tried to explain, making sure to sound as vague as possible. Danny couldākindaāunderstand why he was. Keeping someone anonymous until they couldn't. "Was wonderin' if you could set up a meeting. I don't think there's anywhere in Gotham that's basically neutral ground at this point but I'm willin' to bet on an area that you guys won't start a fight."
Danny paused, trying to simplify that damn request in his head. Hood wanted a meeting with Wraith, to introduce someone. And about the location? He was right. The entirety of Gotham was someone's haunt, every part of it was claimed. Even when the people were living, some were so damn liminal that certain areas were basically haunts now. Crime Alley being one of the biggest areas to end up becoming a haunt.
He could only think of three places that could somehow be considered their haunt: The Hill, where their main base was, the Narrows where Dan was trying to take over Arkham to make the security better, and possibly the Docks and Harbor. But there wasn't a solid claim on any of them, except for the Hill. It was one of the poorest and most crime-ridden areas of Gotham. The locals were hostile as hell when they first arrived, but after the Ghosts started cleanin' up the streets, helping people by offering a steady income, and keeping the kids safe, they eventually welcomed the Ghosts with open arms. It helped when Dan started weeding out people that were extorting the area.
That area was a no-go, obviously. Not their base.
"Gimme a second. Gotta ask about this before discussing a location." He whipped out his phone, modified perfectly by their resident technopath, Tucker-fucking-Foley.
D1: Got Hood here.
D2: Ew
D2: I don't wanna hear you moon about your revenant
D1: you're a bitch
D1: fuck you
D1: ššš
D1: but that's not it
D1: he wants to set up a meeting. Said he'll introduce someone that Court tried recruiting
D2: Bet Vlad's castle that it's Nightwing
D2: he fits the Court's recruits
D1: what??
D1: all of the bats fit the MO
D2: yeah but Nightwing's the most flexible one. Idk
D2: Gut feeling
D2: Tell em I'm willing
D2: only on Sunday tho.
D1: K
"Good news! He's willing to show his ugly mug."
Red Hood snorted.
"Bad newsā" and now he stiffened, "Wraith's only available on Sunday. Busy sched, see."
"Alright," Hood sighed, "Where are you guys willing to meet?"
Again, that was a problem. Danny might suggest the Bowery but that was too close to Hood's haunt. It wasn't until he felt the tug in his shadow that he goes stiff, blinking before he saw Hood's shadow move behind him. Instead of a hulking man, it was transforming into a classy looking womanāit reminds him of that lady from Resident Evil. The shadow moved, holding up what seemed to be a cigarette. The blankness of darkness morphed and now there was a white grin spread across her face.
Lady Gotham adored her knights but he was sure Red Hood was her favorite. Danny suspected that the city spirit had a hand in his resurrectionāto which he was sure that had paperwork he'd need to process soon. But the city spirit was accommodating and welcomed them into her territory, with the promise that their intentions wouldn't turn malicious and destroy the city.
Danny couldn't help but laugh, eyes glowing green and Hood took a instinctive step back. "Heard you bats and birds got yourselves a cave." He tilted his head. "Gotham Cemetery. It's where you'll find ghosts."
The cemetery. The one area that was a haunt to all the dead and never the living.
Before Red Hood could even say another word, Danny floated of the ground, mockingly saluted the revenant, and phased through the wall.
NAILED IT!
"Lil' wing, I'm not sure about this. Doesn't it sound creepy that they want to meet in the cemetery?"
"I have a theory. I am 90% sure that the Ghosts of Gotham are actual ghosts."
"Why's you say that?"
"I had Tim and Babs help me investigate the other known members. All of them can't be detected by cameras cause the footage gets all fucked up. So we had to resort to teaditional means. Seriously, the demon brat and I had to follow that Johnny and Kitty duo around Gotham just so he could draw them properly! I kid you not, I saw those two phase through other vehicles when they were zoomin' around the streets."
"And?"
"There's a possibility that those two are from Gotham. But get this... All the matches are people who were confirmed to have died decades ago. Like... When B was a teenager."
Dick flinched. Okay. The new rogue organization might actually be made up of legitimate dead people.
"Shit."
"Right back at you."
The cemetery was already in their line of vision. Even if Dick Grayson was the target of the Court, Nightwing came with the package. Meeting Wraith as Nightwing was pretty reasonable if you had to ask him. And Jason had done his best to hunt down Phantom after Bruce forbade them from interacting with any of the ghosts unless they were starting trouble first.
Hopefully, this meeting would go well...
The cemetery is quiet once they start walking. The shadows seemed to be more lively, moving and rising like curious children wanting to catch a glimpse.
"BOO!"
His escrima sticks were already in his hands and Jason was already cocking his gun.
Phantom was floating there, upside down as Lazarus green eyes stared back at them. The obvious echo of laughter making the graveyard more eerie.
"Quit that!" Jason snapped, glowering at Phantom but slowly lowered his guns.
"Awww! C'mon now, Hood. Youāre acting like youāve seen a ghostābut a really good-looking one!" Phantom promptly runs his fingers through his hair, winking at Jason before laughing it off like it was nothing.
"You're horrendous."
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm supernatural and beyond this world!" Phantom proudly declared, clearly on the roll. But Lazarus green eyes fell to Nightwing. The reaction reminded Dick of a curious cat.
"Shit, it really was Nightwing you were talking about. I owe Wraith a hundred bucks now, birdie." Even though his mouth couldn't be seen, Dick was pretty sure that Phantom was pouting. "C'mon, birds. The boss is talking to some ghosts over there."
"So... You're really ghosts?" Jason asks, walking beside the floating ghost while Dick trailed back a couple of steps.
"Kinda? There are different kinds of ghosts, really." Phantom shrugged, going silent again. "We usually help out the other ghosts that can't meddle with the living realm. Lotta ghosts in Gotham with unfinished business."
"What kind of business?" Dick frowned.
Phantom turned to him, mischief in his eyes as he pressed a finger against the place where his lips should be. "Now, now. I ain't tellin' you, birdie. Client confidentiality and all that."
Jason grumbled something unintelligible.
"Now that ain't nice, Hood."
And then Jason grunts in response.
"C'mon, Hood!" The way Phantom whined, Dick was very sure he was pouting. "Tsk, tsk. Stop ghostin' me, wouldya?"
Dick held back a snort. While Jason's glare could be felt through his mask.
"What? That wasn't so bad! Wow... This crowd is dead."
Jason groans and Dick didn't even hide his laugh. Okay, maybe Phantom was pretty okay if you could ignore the fact that his group was pretty homicidal if needed.
"And there he is!" Phantom sounded almost mocking, the tone so strangely familiar to Dick. (Twas the sound of a younger sibling rolling their eyes). "Wraith! Brought the birdies!"
"Seriously?" Jason groaned again but stopped. Dick didn't think he was being unreasonable because holy shit!
Wraith had the same white hair as Phantom with skin paler than the damn moon. But unlike Phantom, the ends of his hair looked like fire. Red eyes instead of green... And built like a brick house, because what the fuck was that?! He was taller than Jason and Bruce! Maybe even standing taller than Superman if he stood a little straighter.
He wore the same monochrome outfit that Phantom wore and a mask that covered his mouth. With round, red tinted glasses over his eyes. Wraith was talking to the air, well, the dead. Dick could see the faint outline of a young woman.
The fucking fridge, Wraith, turned towards them once Phantom called for him.
"You fuckin' twerp, can't you see I'm still talkin'? Rude little shit."
And Dick may have realized something else. Oh. OH! That's why it was so familiar, that behaviour and mocking tone! Fucking shit, were Wraith and Phantom brothers?
Red eyes were soon trained on him. Wraith looked him over once, before humming with a smirk.
"So I was right... Nice to meet you, birdie."
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#Gotham's newest Crime Lord#Oh... Oh but also capitalize it!#dick grayson#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc x dp#danny fenton#jason todd#crossover#nightwing#red hood#dan phantom#The Phantom Brows call their respective robins āBirdieā#THEY FINALLY FUCKING MEET!#Dick was just briefly third wheeling Dead on Main#Dick's older bro instincts lagged but he clock that sibling shit eventually#Jason is tired of the puns#danny is not#The āoh...OHā trope but make it capitalized and colored
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