#they is getting freaky

[itllbeoneofthese]

Ghoap x Reader and its all very consensual and they’re childhood best friends and oh no are they-are they all about to kiss? I sure hope not 👀 and then they all get freaky together!!? Noooo that’s so horrible, really hope there’s not a fic like that out there yikes

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature

[assiraphales]

reylo was probably THE worst thing to happen to star wars. just had to drool over a genocidal 6 and help encourage the derailing of an entire trilogy. no luke skywalker shouldn’t have killed him bc it would have gone against his morals but he should have phoned a friend

[stemmmm]

one more one more

same au thing as last time

[gaybuckybarnesss]

MICKEY 17 (2025) Dir. Bong Joon Ho

[beachdoog]

shitpost

[finifugue]

'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

[galaxy---ghost]

he didn’t get the hint

[bruciemilf]

We truly underestimate how THIRSTY gothamites would be for Batman.

First off: The fact that Gotham citizens haven’t mass migrated to other cities tells me they’re absolute freaks. Yeah, you can get an apartment for 13$/mo, but chances are, Joker’s either gonna be your roommate, or neighbor. Not worth it.

Secondly: He’s big tiddy goth gf personified.

He cannot get any work done because he’s catcalled. Constantly. Sometimes during interrogations.

“You can tell me where Penguin’s next hit is gonna be, or I can smash your fingers.”

“Smash ME!”

Bruce, with the biggest sigh ever to exist: Please go back home, random civilian.

It gets particularly worse after he starts adopting the batkids, because now, not only has he achieved gravity shattering MILF status, he’s so busy with child rearing he sometimes forgets to shave.

Gotham twitter starts going crazy for the #Batbeard, and it gives the batkids severe brain damage. Everytime someone tweets about wanting to ride Bruce’s face, a piece of their soul dies.

[b1adie]

— Can’t be killed in a single blow? You are indeed no ordinary human.

[mischievous-thunder]

One day later:

The evolution of Wade's thought process before and after meeting his Logan

[chloesimaginationthings]

These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..

[jay-wasstuff]

[sadist-posting]

Maybe this is a controversial take but I don't really think any aspect of a BDSM dynamic should make you have negative emotions about yourself. Feeling dominant, submissive, gross, humiliated, lustful, primal, desperate, needy, pathetic, or anything else during a scene should be psychologically pleasing, not detrimental to a submissive's self worth.

The point of kink is to enjoy a mutually pleasurable power imbalance, and should never degrade the mental health of any participants.

[khywren]

gale is the freakiest person in camp and nothing will convince me otherwise.