#this is canon!

[nainz7]

Nancy: At least he doesn't judge me for tanking my grades last year and bailing on my college applications. He probably forgot about it already.

Ace: OMG MY CRUSH AND I ARE WORKING TOGETHER AND SHE’S FINALLY TALKING TO ME THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

[ask-lucifer-morningstar]

why ducks? its not a problem or anything i just wanna know what you like about em

well basically one time years and years ago i did a little magic thing for charlie and she really liked it and it was a duck-

[lilac-5ky]

Can we talk about how Takechi knew all about the watermelon incident?

The only way he could possibly know is if Takasugi told him, which means that Takasugi shares Gintoki's embarrassing stories with the rest of the Kiheitai! What if he never refers to him by name and just talks about him as this one idiotic samurai whose actions they must never repeat, just like a parent uses imaginary figures to scare his children away from doing things?

[acesstark]

will: [shaking in fear] oh my god he wants to kill me 😰😰

Hannibal: [literally creaming his pants] oh my god he wants to kill me 😫😫

[bellswlw]

i am so sorry woah

[misswoozi]

You called so here i am

Jay and Somin are definitely the type to tease each other and try and get the other really hot and bothered, usually by feeling each other up but also putting a little extra effort into their sex appeal on stage

They also have a lot of heated make out session on the couch with him grabbing her ass and her grinding on his crotch

I officially #love this ship and I AM SO GRATEFUL THAT I WAS ABLE TO SUMMON YOU lmao 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[surprisearson]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[huyandere]

kensplained for those who need it

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[xpxpxp13-alastor-roleplay]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!