#this was so hot <3

[catboycalcite]

i know we both lean really subby, but.... you feel like such a fun person to stalk. i can imagine myself getting bored one day and trying to find your main blog. And then when i find it, trying to find a more personal social media account like your instagram or something with your real name... and then, of course, I'd go try and find the state you live in, or country if it's not the US, for fun, of course! I'd never do anything with it until... i track down your area... and then i track down your address. and at that point, I've put in too much effort to NOT try and make that the next place i visit with some family or friends, right? afterall i saw some nice parks... nice forests, at least somewhere in the area. so I'd find myself about an hour away from you on a random weekend, never telling you a word about this, and I'd get a ride up to your house. I'd stalk around it for the day, figuring out the beat i can whos in there, where they all sleep, where you sleep. once night comes around, i walk around to your open window. i know you never lock it. You want friends like me to come in! I clime through and find you laying sound asleep. You're so handsome just waiting there to be used... i wouldn't be able to help myself, of course, i want to make you wake up nice and fuzzy as i pleasure both of us! That's what a good friend would do! I gently slip under your blanket and cuddle into you, i start to run my hands down your body, teasing your tdick a little through your boxers till i take them off entirely, pushing them down your legs while i pull my own down as well. I'd replace the fabric over your crotch with my thigh in between yours, pressing against your sensitive parts, gaining a sleepylittle whine. At the same time, i move one of your thighs in between one of my legs and up against my cunt. This feels so nice, doesn't it? I can alreasy tell you might wake up when i start moving! So, being the good kitty pal i am i start to hump and grind on your leg, in turn gringing mine against your cunt. I man and whimper quietly into your ear, giving you kisses and lovebites on your neck as i use you like one of my pillows. I'd be so lost in pleasure that i wouldn't notice you wake up and start making more sound... i wouldn't notice you start to move against me too... i wouldn't notice how terrified and turned on you seemed to be at the same time.... just a silly fantasy tho :P

Of course you're just doing what a good little kitty does best! It's only natural for two slutty kittens to get a little affectionate. Besides, why would I complain? You just want what's best for me. You did all this because you care, isn't that sweet? I wouldn't've followed you and liked your posts if I didn't want you, so you're completely justified in using a little tough love to make us both feel so nice and fuzzy.

Of course I'll struggle a little at first, but when I feel how nice your leg feels against my cunt I'd end up moaning and grinding against your leg like the slut I am! Maybe I'd cry a little, but you could kiss away my tears like a good friend would. It would feel so nice as you gave me those love bites, which I'd have to shamefully hide from the people I live with the next morning so they don't know that I'm such a slut I'll even let another kitten violate me.

After a while of coaxing orgasms out of each other, we'd fall asleep cuddled up with each other. You'd wake up and leave before I did, and if it weren't for the hickeys there'd be no evidence you were even there, other than the memory of how much I enjoyed it.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[christadeguchi]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[not-a-bad-dragon]

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

[may12324]

this is your reminder to give Shadowheart all the pretty armor

[arinmoss]

Chappell Roan :3

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. May will bring blessings.

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[mischievous-thunder]

Wade's not-so-polite fourth wall tap to prove that he's not the only one drooling

[watcher0033]

Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

[winnie-the-monster]

Colin walking in there like “the fuck you just say to her?!”

[floweroflaurelin]

Opal, Twice-Crowned Champion of Lolth 🕷️🕸️🕷️

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(Billie Eilish’s “you should see me in a crown” playing in the distance)

[4ever-feral]

Literally foaming at the mouth 🥵

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[gerrysroots]

You know what I will defend Colin even if he IS making the tech malfunction. Fuck that spacebar up Scottish man

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[may12324]

My heart and love of my life, Karlach