#timeouts

[cobrastrikes421]

Oddish gets in timeout

Oddish did something terrible today and bulbasaur put him in timeout on the fridge for his punishment.

[lookitsjess]

[frownyalfred]

Broke: Bruce hits his kids

Woke: Bruce has a rule where if his kids hit him first, they have to spar with him

Bespoke: Bruce always finds a way to turn those “punishment spars” into a full-body pin that turns into a hug and that hug lasts until said batkid stops trembling or yelling and they can talk like normal people again

[theellipelli]

Shout out to Yanqing, 14 years old, who’s biggest threat to his career is the fact that his boss is also his dad

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

[driftingballoons]

Menace machine

But actions have consequences — by the power of salt and sage, I banish thee back to the spirit realm

[disaster-fruit]

No context for this but they’re happy together don’t talk to me

[siratonin]

You're an important person in my life, Bobby, one of the most important. / I love you, kid.

3.10 // 8.15

[pomefioredove]

sry no writing lately I'm lazy

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Get freaking manhandled, idiot

[bluerosefox]

Little Danny's Big Adventure

New idea.

Okay now hear me out.

-Pulls out AU idea cauldron and tosses stuff into it-

Let's put in some Ghost King/Prince Danny.... But also some deaged to toddlerhood Danny that gets yeeted into the DCverse!

Like imagine, tiny baby Danny with his tiny crown of ice floating above his head and his galaxy cape wrapped around him and uses it like a baby blanket. He didn't mean to fall into a different universe, a natural portal opened up and he was being a curious little thing! He didn't mean to trip and fall in during his nap time.

Nor was he expecting to fall into this realm during a rogue attack and knock out said rogue cause they were being a meanie and harming people and now Danny just wants his nap time cause he spent a lot of his tiny engery and he wants to find a nice spot.

Danny finds a place to crash, snuggling himself into his cape and the astronaut bear Danielle got him during her last visit that he takes everywhere since.

He's out like a light as the door to this safe house that belongs to one of the Bats opens up.

Meanwhile. In the Infinite Realms, Queen Regent Jazz is going into Mama Bear Jazz Mode trying to find her deaged brother, keeping the Realms in check, and is resisting the urge to put CW in time out Soup Time because he's being cyptided again about Danny whereabouts!!! UGH!

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

cat got the cream 🤍

Continuation of this post cuz someone said Charles wasn’t sticking his finger in far enough so… Well here you go… 🫣

Guess we’re desecrating apm monaco jewelry on main now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[lilybug-02]

Rocket Corp Intern

Headcannon: the company refrains from using cursors in their tech. And also they paint bucket most of their employees (akin to wearing a work uniform)

Sorry guys. I am once again pushing my multi-hyperfixation agenda on you </3

[justskyla-art]

rhinestone eyes

[cheekylittlepupp]

He justs wants a little bit of blood..

[kimkenta]

Salve, Sorn. You have to use salve for rashes—not saliva. MY STUBBORN (2025), Ep. 8