#unsupervised.

[sisthisbetterbeagoodidea]

incorrect batfamily quote

Damian: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Bruce: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defense, I didn't know the demonspawn could use puppy dog eyes.                                    

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 4 :l

Holly: Wow, you have a friend outside of prison??

Ward: Don't get excited, the only thing he's good at is making us even more jailed

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Masterpost

[marisashinx]

Riddle Gamer Moment.

[alex-frostwalker]

I notice a pattern here

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 109

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night! 

Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination. 

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

. . .

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool- 

[lazylittledragon]

working on more dadstarion ft. auntie karlach

[macchitea]

happy father’s day to meta knight

[rowwiz]

phone scribble of the pathetic

original bit

[pippinscribs]

how did Kristen get a wheelbarrow? Why is Gorgug in it?? What’s Riz seen ahead???

[oatmilk-earlgrey]

HE IS SO STRANGE (affectionately)

[roppiepop]

vestiges of your childhood

[loveinstreams]

don’t like the sound of that

[mothmore]

just got to chapter 5 in my frankenstein reread oh my god. i fucking love and cackle at the fact that henry is just like “omg victor ^_^ i’m so happy to be here to study with you at university finally after three years apart !!” and victor just stares at him with huge autism eyes shaking and malnourished like “i fucked up. big.”

[melaniedeepee]

The panties you try to imagine I’m wearing under my scrubs. 💋

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce: Has anyone seen Damian?

Dick: I think he was going to go somewhere with Jon and Billy.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Jason: Pretty sure they were going to an art museum.

Tim: Why would they do something like that?

Meanwhile

Jon: You know, the Mona Lisa is smaller than I thought it’d be.

Billy, looking at an enormous painting on the other wall: How does someone even paint something that big?

Damian: Oh, we’re definitely going to the Sistine Chapel next.

Jon: Ooh, and then we can get pizza.

Billy: And gelato.

Damian: Obviously.

Meanwhile, back in Gotham

Dick: Wait, does someone need to go pick the boys up from the museum?

Bruce: Damian just texted and said they’re going for pizza.

Tim: You know, that’s much more what I would have expected from them.

Jason: Look, just because YOU are a little uncultured piece of-