#web developer humor

[computer-nerd-girl]

[digipixelhub]

When you are irreplaceable...even on vacation

[bunnydevs]

Struggling with keeping things organized while simultaneously enjoying coding and game dev is like walking into a house of mirrors. You just keep smacking into shit and can't find things you need half the time.

Oh let me grab that character sprite *smacks into wall* hey what was the color of that heading? *confidently walks into mirror* let me just fix this part, I think it was supposed to be-- *runs into small gremlin like being*

[pov-amna]

When you find out that your 'original' code is just a copy of a copy of a copy...

[psvcomic]

[howardviva]

Sure, you can make a javascript web dev project. Just use Farcical. It's the latest framework for working with Granular. Of course you'll want to have NMotion to make things easier to code. It doesn't replace ManaXP in the stack, it works with it. You'll get the hang of it if you've used PlimbusCube. It has the same API calls as Flangtango. Don't forget to add Plaboombus. It replaces Speddick, but only if you want Goghst support for Seziin integration. It's literally the same as Quiet. You have to try it.

[t0rschlusspan1k]

Before I resort to M*crosoft Learn, can anybody suggest me some free HTML/CSS online course that issues a certificate after an exam? I can finish it in the span of half a week and it's not something I actually need, but it would definitely make my life at home with my parents much easier if I could show them I'm doing something (studying languages doesn't count, since I'm not getting anywhere).

(Panicking a bit because I don't want to leave too much data and digital footprint behind...)

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[stevetown]

[misogynist-lesbian]

The result of digital trend-chasing.

[redvioletarts]

Pins for programmers, geeks, and compsci nerds

You Had Me At Hello World

"Hello World" is a really old tradition, by tech standards--the Jargon File dates it back to the classic C/Unix days. It's the first test message you print to standard output when you're learning a new programming language.

These days, you might also throw a "Hello World" in a <p> element real quick when you're checking whether your new website's DNS has propagated or your WordPress install is displaying posts cleanly. Maybe it's even what you write in a sample doc when you want to make sure your printer's hooked up right. Basically, it's the minimalist Lorem Ipsum of the programmer world.

And now it's a pin. For fashion. Geeky, geeky fashion.

Progress Incremented

The ++ symbol (aka the incrementor) is often used to express approval or "good job!" in coding circles. Get this pin to celebrate your progress.

Magic / More Magic

The Magic / More Magic Switch is a reference to a piece of obscure old-school hacker lore. Some geek long ago (in the PDP-10 era!) managed to make a switch that, in theory, really shouldn't have been able to do anything, but because of a fluke of electrical engineering it'd crash the computer if you flipped it from "more magic" to just "magic."

Fortunately, the switch on the pin will stay on "more magic" forever, because that's how it's drawn. An excellent good-luck charm for your favorite computer engineer.

Inadvisably Applied JS

JavaScript (derogatory) -- but that doesn't mean we'll stop reaching for it to do... probably too much, from little bits of swoopy animations on a website's front end to whatever random thing you need to hack together with a scripting language real quick.

The design is very human. Is it scalable? No. Is it maintainable? No. Is it portable? ...Not really. But at least the pin is! Get it here.

[computer-nerd-girl]

Honestly I can be both, it really depends on the day 🤷‍♀️

[digipixelhub]

When the thrill of 'just going live' pulls you in 😅💻 But trust us, swerving towards proper testing is the real MVP move!

[greyboysworld]

[inkfire-scribe]

???

Why would anyone care about losing your business

if you weren't going to pay any money????????

Million dollar idea

[t0rschlusspan1k]

They will never be happy but maybe if I take as many exams as possible in the shortest time they will at least tolerate me. I have one in November, now I need to focus on some HTML + CSS course and get a certificate. And then study for the programming entrance exam in October. What else can I do in the meantime...