#when i catch this bitch...
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Luffy in alabasta was at his cuntiest and bravest like he befriended a princess, took down a warlord with extreme nicotine addiction and recruited said warlord's 28 y/o international terrorist cuntenserven colleague no gears no money no bitches no special technique just a pair of sandals and audacity
#im lying when i said no bitches cz zosan are literally there btw#but im not kidding when i say Luffy's “blood is also water right?” lives in my head rent-free#man i really gotta channel my inner alabasta Luffy guys im not kidding#got my cuntiest pair of high heels im abt to get that bag#queued cz im catching some snooze#one piece luffy#straw hat luffy#monkey d. luffy#luffy#alabasta#alabasta arc#one piece crocodile#sir crocodile#crocodile one piece#nico robin
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i will never get over this..
RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY

#YOURE TELLING ME THE ONLY TIME KALIM HAS EVER WILLINGLY VENTED#THAT BITCH ASS CAT#IMMEDIATELY CHANGED THE SUBJECT TO BE ABOUT HIMSELF#GOD DAMNI-#RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY#i feel like the twst community overlooked this scene so hard#PETITION FOR KALIM TO ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO TRAUMA DUMP#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#twst kalim#kalim al asim#twst grim#twst angst#twst wonderland#kalim angst#book 5-30
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#its me im bitches 🥴😭#pls i just#i love him your honor#fuck you Astra#ASTRA WHEN I CATCH YOU ASTRA#YOU BIG BLUE BITCH#*sobbing noises*#lnds#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#love & deepspace#zayne#zayne love and deepspace#dawnbreaker#dawnbreaker zayne
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honestly keyleth was so composed and reasonable with Vax bc like if you told me you loved me, kissed me WITH TONGUE (and it was my first kiss ever), and then told me we can never be together????? You're getting a hell of a lot worse than just kicked out best believe I'm crocodile death rolling your ass back to the Matron
#and then he had the nerve to try and ask if she's okay all suave#like bitch stfu you slept outside her room all night like a damn dog don't talk to me#goddamn#vaxildan vessar when i catch you#i went with keyleth in the divorce#tlovm#tlovm season 3#tlovm spoilers#the legend of vox machina#vaxleth#critical role
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#criminal minds#elle greenaway#jason gideon#me vs leaving season 1 alone challenge FAILEDDD#like how am i supposed to move past it when these two are the characters ever for me.#when they drafted jason gideon and elle greenaway they saw me at like 1 or 2 years old and were like.#just had a vision of the future this bitch will LOOOVEEEE these two. and then they were made for me specifically#u have to ignore the slight file corruption i nthe last gif i didnt catch it and im sooo lazyyyy#bin.gif#bin.gideon#bin.elle
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Percy after Annabeth tells him Athena was punishing her because she "embarrassed" her:

It ain't adding up, sis
#athena when i catch u...#he and i are ready to throw hands#annabeth deserves a good mom#not whatever this owl ass bitch is#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo memes#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo disney+#pjo tv show#percy pjo#percy x annabeth#annabeth chase#leah sava jeffries#walker scobell#rick riordan#percy series#percy and annabeth#percebeth
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#kay speaks#I know for sure Clark has purposefully dropped Bruce when Bruce was being a little bitch#Bruce is yap yap yapping and Clark rolls his eyes and gives Bruce a little plummet#of course he catches Bruce again#but the eep Bruce makes keeps him humble
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I'm going insane what do you MEAN goodbye hug in the rain? What do you MEAN buck baked him cookies and then stood there and watched him drive away? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BREAK UP GREEN
#im gonna crash out like BITCH#tim minear when i catch u#when i catch u tim minear#911 spoilers#911#911 bts#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 abc#crow rambles while high on sleep deprivation
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Pietro taking Luna out for ice cream because my boy deserves to be happy ok
Also I just finished the Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver (2024) mini run and I just gotta say….

#MAGNETO. WHEN. I. CATCH. YOU. MAGENTO. 🔪🔪🔪#ITS ON SIGHT#pietro maximoff#luna maximoff#quicksilver#marvel 616#listen I like dadneto as much as the other guy but 616 magneto lost his rights a long time ago#taking this time to declare that I am a Pietro maximoff defender#yes he is a bitch ass but he’s MY bitchass ok#and GODDAMMIT I want more father daughter bonding with Pietro and Luna marvel PLS—#fuck magneto. Pietro I’LL be your father—#(╬⓪益⓪) Ψ#my art#deyageka art
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i can't even begin to understand the thought process of rhaegar and his utterly absurd decision to take the most powerful kingsguards with him to either fight or to guard his 15-year-old mistress/abductee (?) and their babe with questionable legitimacy while leaving behind his wife and his two children (one of them is his fucking heir) to be guarded by who exactly? 16-year-old jaime lannister? (who was “guarding” the king that kept him “hostage”)
rhaegar knew damn well his father is going even more insane after a war he started by his utter stupidity and selfishness and they won’t be safe yet he didn’t bother to ensure their safety before he fucks off… the only explanation is that he didn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but himself and his delulu which makes him complicit in their tragic death as much as his mad daddy who kept them hostages and the lannisters who slaughtered them
#RATGAR WHEN I CATCH YOU RATGAR#rhaegar you raggedy ass bitch#justice for princess elia and her children#targ men should start from jail and prove their way out#i just know oberyn is whooping his emo loser ass in the afterlife#anti rhaegar targaryen#anti rhaegar x lyanna#anti rhaelya#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones
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i just finished sotr and i don’t think i’ve cried this hard over a book in so long
#help#im actually sobbing rn#thg sotr#sotr#sunrise on the reaping#haymitch abernathy#the hunger games#thg series#thg#lenore dove#maysilee donner#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#coriolanus snow when i fucking catch you#you little bitch#sotr spoilers
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Conservative family values and homophobic propaganda?? in my bowuigi fan fic????…..More likely than you think
#actually happens alot smh#when i catch you#between this bs and the rampant amount of untagged Mpreg#nah its such bullshit bro#bowuigi#bowser#Luigi#mario not mangione#started reading this ship as a joke#i dont think its a joke anymore#i hate it here#ao3 fanfic#tweeking in tjis bitch#miss me with all that bullshit
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the hatred i have for cam from modern family burns in me on a primal level that can not be expressed with words
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“Oh attagirl. Good for you.”
KATHRYN HAHN I KNOW YOU ARE DOING THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE
#when I catch you bitch#I’ll actually let you do anything to me#you need to stop turning my brain into mush#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#rio vidal#lilia calderu#teen agatha all along#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver
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Dont talk to me.. Mourning the loss of my wife (grown fictional man that would yell at me on the kitchen table over math)
#schizopawsting#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo gay dogs#bungou sd#kunikida doppo#bsd kunikida#chapter 117#the way i screamed#Fyodor when I catch you#it's on sight bitch#i miss my wife tails
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originally just quick doodles but i got carried away gege style LMAO (gege when i catch you gege) not too satisfied with the second one but alas. i apologize to artfight i got distracted by jjk 😭😭😭
anyways. guess my favorite character (i have two sketchbook pages worth of drawings of junpei. i lobe him dearly)
#art#digital art#artblr#artists on tumblr#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#junpei yoshino#yoshino junpei#gege when i catch you gege#bring him back#i miss him#junpei my son#lotus drawdles#come back junpei#pls#mahito you bitch#(/hj)#i have a love hate relationship with him#on one hand i find him an extremely interesting character on the other hand hes a little shit who killed my son#sorry about the poorly drawn moon dregs its been a hot second since ive drawn jellyfish lmao#tumblr and its goofy ahh cropping. oh well#junpei jjk#jjk fanart#jjk art#jujutsu kaisen fanart#did i overtag? yes. do i give a shit? no#adding tags is just really fun im sorry
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