#who crushes

[m11273]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.

[emfrots]

what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[sleepii-moth]

old habits die hard

[sirakitz]

against all logic and reason

[sleepyslag]

Apparently some people don't know the Dan's 18th birthday lore so.

That was the day Phil posted Space Adventure and Dan spam commented every video and then tweeted this:

So yeah he was hitting man with "I think I'm in love with you" on June 11, 2009- the day he turned 18 and before they ever spoke. Had zero chill from day 1 but his stalker rizz pulled amazingphil so we can't fault his methods.

[carlyraejepsans]

"speak for yourself" make your own post❤️

[astronnova]

awesome girl with a REALLY lame crush. my favorite

[lookitseddie]

brennan lee mulligan decided to say 'one day, all your friends will find someone who they love more than you' on a random dnd live session while playing a stupid fucking puppet thing with a stupid fucking accent, and altered the wiring of my brain in horrific ways that can never be undone

[hahaifolded]

Aight something else that I want to see is:

Reader who has a crush on Ghost or Price. In my head, I'm thinking of a reader who works as admin for the 141, helping them with paperwork and such. Reader who gets along with the team but has a soft spot for Ghost/Price. They don't do anything outrageous but small things such as: getting drinks for the entire team and putting a small heart on Ghost's/Price's; asking Ghost/Price for help before anyone else; on occasion, stopped helping one of the other guys because Ghost/Price suddenly need their help.

Reader who is so caught up in their feelings that it isn't until one day, one of the sergeants ask why they put so much efforts towards someone who doesn't even like them like that that they realize that Ghost/Price really don't do anything to show that they might feel the same and just... accepts it. They stop doing all the extra stuff because why waste time and energy on a guy who doesn't feel the same. Reader has no resentment because that's life, people don't always end up liking you back.

But now Ghost/Price are caught off-guard because why isn't there a little heart on their drink anymore... why did you ask Kyle/Johnny if they needed help first... why are you still helping Kyle/Johnny despite asking for your help. Imagine how caught-off they are when Kyle/Johnny tells them that you got over your crush on them.

You had a crush on them?

@milkk--t wrote this awesome piece based on this

[meandtheyeehaws]

who is this lost sassy child and why is it on a battlefield

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖

[demigods-posts]

currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.