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[tragicromanceftus]

the marauders fandom be like:

[wolvesandshine]

Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter

Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

[redadidassneakers]

Peter: sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary

James: yeah I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lightning storm with a metal pole and demanded to get struck by lightening. I didn’t even get hurt and now I’m not even scared of God anymore

Sirius: you mean you did that without me?!

Remus: oh my fucking go-

Regulus: you did WHAT?

[accio-sriracha]

Sirius Anything-But-Black.

~~~♤~~~

Sirius hates his last name. He always joked around by going by his friend's names instead.

Sirius Potter was the most common, of course. He was practically raised by the Potter's, he and James had been brothers for years of course he was a Potter.

Second was Pettigrew, mostly when joking around with Peter.

He'd make comments like "This is why it's so great to be a part of the Pettigrew family!" and "Don't you dare disrespect the Pettigrew Brothers!"

A handful of times he even used Lily's last name, referring to himself as Sirius Evans.

She finds it hilarious, as soon as she catches on that he hates his last name she starts calling him Evans too.

Whenever she'd pass by the group and greet James as Potter, she'd always make sure to reply to Sirius' "Hey, Evans!" With a "Hello, Evans." In return.

Every once in a while he used their other friend's names too; Meadowes, Longbottom, McKinnon, he went as far as to use McGonagall once and nearly got detention for a week.

But he never used Lupin.

Remus asks him one lazy Saturday morning as the group was sprawled across the furniture in the common room.

He'd wondered for years, they all secretly had, but it never meant enough to any of them to really ask.

"Why do you never go by Sirius Lupin?" Remus asked, filling the lull in conversation.

It was supposed to be a casual question, but there was nothing casual about the look Sirius gave him when he replied,

"Because you haven't asked me to marry you yet, Moons."

The room was silent. Remus and Sirius were staring at each other for a long time. Remus slowly stood up and walked over to him, kneeling down in front of his chair,

"Sirius, will you marry me?" He whispered.

"Of course, Remus." Sirius breathed.

Nobody else could tell if they were joking or not. They'd never once shown feelings towards each other, nothing more than what they normally did.

Remus wasn't even gay.

But then, all of the sudden, Remus and Sirius were found walking the halls hand in hand, placing gentle kisses on each other's cheeks.

They started sleeping in the same bed at night, Remus curled on his side with his nose nuzzled against Sirius' neck.

Sirius exclusively went by Sirius Lupin now, refusing to go by anything else. He also made it very clear to all of his suitors that he was engaged and off the market.

The others still couldn't quite tell how much further they would go for the bit, but they seemed happy?? So they were all happy too.

Immediately after graduation they got married and made it official. Everyone was kinda blown away, but then again, it was Remus and Sirius, they've kind of always been dating, even when they weren't.

The others finally asked years later if they'd been secretly dating prior to that, since it was the only thing that made sense.

Sirius shook his head, "No, I had no idea Rem liked me back. I was just really in love with him."

Remus nodded, explaining he wasn't actually sure if Sirius was joking or not either at first, but he was too in love to question it, and took the chance he got.

It ended up working out, Sirius was now- in all ways including legally- Mr. Sirius Lupin.

And he'd never been happier.

~~~♤~~~

[thesun-thestars]

If an animagus potion requires the brewer to hold a mandrake leaf in their mouths for a month, imagine James, Sirius, and Peter…going silent for a MONTH.

After a week alone all of the students at Hogwarts would be SO on edge.

[moonyscane]

james: hey, pads? can i get some dating advice?

sirius: just because i’m with remus doesn’t mean i know how i did it.

james: okayy, but what does reg like?

sirius: REGULUS??!

[that-bitch-kat3]

(marauders as shit my friends have said part 17)

sirius: and for my last trick i will turn into a disappointment!

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders watching the new Lion King

James: how did they get all of the animals to come together like this?

Regulus: you're- you're kidding right???

Sirius: they must've added the music after, I reckon

Remus: please tell me you're joking

James and Sirius: ???

Regulus: they're animated, James, it's not real animals

Remus: you do also know that Santa isn't real right???

[moondustinfj]

Part 2

[marauderstars]

James: Worst thing about dating a Black brother, on three.

Remus: Okay, easy.

James: One, two, three:

James: The emotional distance-

Remus: Fleas.

[tragicromanceftus]

sirius: *sewing a scarf for remus*

remus: pads

sirius: moony?

remus: actually never mind

sirius: tell me or this sewing needle is going right into your cornea

remus: jeez okay. just that i love you and im so thankful for you seren

sirius: *pokes himself instead*

[wolvesandshine]

Pettigrew is stronger than me cause if my animagus was a fucking rat while my friends were a stag, dog and wolf(kinda) respectively I would snap too especially if they called me wormtail

[acciojpg]

Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?

Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-

James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: why are you shirtless?

Remus: *in Sirius’ room* why do you think?

Regulus: because you’re poor

Remus: well ouch

[accio-sriracha]

Sirius: You should really get some sleep, Rem. You're going to hate yourself in the morning.

Remus: *on his sixth cup of coffee, trying to read one more chapter* I'm going to hate myself in the morning regardless.